Toonami Drinking Game v2014 Special

Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game
(because no human could survive WITH alcohol)

Take a shot every time:
-A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread
-Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
-One of the following commercials airs:
-The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial
-Gamefly
-Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly)
-Trojan condoms
-Upcoming/current video game
-Any commercial you feel out of place airs
-Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets
-Random upcoming genre movie
-AT&T Don't Text and Drive
-Sonic shakes

Attack on Titan:
-There's a line the dub changed or someone complains about the change
-Someone posts spoilers (optional)
-A side character you barely know dies
-Sasha does something with food
-Anyone acts like a psycho (two shots if it's Mikasa, Eren, or Annie)
-A Titan looks/acts dumb
-Eren bites his thumb
-There's some faux-philosophical narration

Hellsing Ultimate:
-There's blood
-Someone gets mauled
-Someone mistakes Integra for a man
-Someone brings attention to Seras's boobs
-Alucards plays around with opponents while fighting
-Seras acts cute
-You feel weird feelings about Schrodinger
-Someone gets violently killed
-Someone quotes the Abridged version
-Tits get shown
-*BLEEP*

Summer Wars
-Granny does something awesome
-There's a Digimon-inspired moment
-Awkward family moment
-There's an obvious Descartes moment
-An action scene takes place

FMA: The Conqueror of Shamballa
-An old character has a new name
-Science trumps Alchemy
-There's a Nazi symbol

DBZ: Broly
-Vegeta is a bitch
-Broly says Kakarot
-Someone goes Super Saiyan
-Krillin gets owned.
-Master Roshi appears on screen
-Vic McNignog screams
-Drowning Pool music plays

Akira
-The Balding Kid (Tetsuo) lusts after Red Jacket (Kaneda)'s Motorcycle
-Akira (the character) is mentioned
-"TETSUOOOOO" and "KANEDAAAAAA"
-Someone talks about psyker powers
-Something starts to bulge or expand
-There's excessive violence/gore
-The rape scene shows up (2 if it's cut)

Cowboy Bebop
-The three old guys show up
-Faye gets herself in trouble
-Someone pulls a gun
-Tank! finishes playing
-Spike mentions hating either kids or pets.
-Any character says bounty.
-Spike does something borderline awesome/badass
-You d'aaw at Ed
-Faye gets herself into trouble
-"See You Space Cowboy" shows up

FMA: Brotherhood
-Hughes is mentioned
-Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene
-Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body
-Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal"
-Someone calls Ed short
-The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back
-Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass.
-Armstrong takes off his shirt
-Von Hohenheim is depressed
-Anyone says something about a philosophers stone.
-King Bradly is being a badass

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
-You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro
-They drop a title
-You don't understand what was just said
-Togusa uses his revolver
-There's a gory gunshot wound
-Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive.
-Tachikomas say something cute
-Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg
-A philosophical discussion happens (two shots if Kuze is involved)
-The Laughing Man logo appears.
-Down your drink when the /ss/ episode happens

Big O S2
-Roger calls Dorothy by her full name
-Dorothy acts somewhat human
-Someone says Megadeus
-The military shows up
-The military is useless
-Angel acts seductive
-Memories are mentioned
-There is an obvious Batman homage
-Norman curses
-Empty the bottle when Schwarzwald makes his speech

Samurai Jack
-Jack yells AKUUUU
-Jack gets naked
-Aku laughs
-Jack lets his hair down
-Black blood or motor oil
-The Scotsman says something ridiculous