A little lad says, “Daddy, how was I born?”

His computer geek Dad says “Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway."

"Well, you see your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a fuckin' Pop-Up appeared and said 'You've Got Male'”.