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JoJo's bizarre adventure part 9: Cars & Chaos... and JoeJoe

Oct 6th, 2016
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  1. >You are...
  2. >Not Anon.
  3. >Waking up via your alarm blurting in your ear you begrudgingly wake up.
  4. >6:30, Why did you have to get up everyday at 6:30?
  5. >Standing up you slowly manage to drag yourself across the room.
  6. >Your only motivation is the smell of bacon and eggs being cooked by your mom.
  7. >Slowly making your way down the stairs your mother decides to do her normal routine of annoying you.
  8. >"Good morning, how are you today?"
  9. >Ignoring her you slump onto the table and take a huge whiff of your breakfast.
  10. >She may be annoying, and all your friends may think she's extremely hot. but she makes some top tier breakfast.
  11. >Not even Gordon ramsay can compete.
  12. >"Sorry sweetie, I couldn't quite hear you."
  13. >Grunting at her words you wolf down your 11/10 breakfast and make your way to the bathroom.
  14. >Why must people feel the need to 'force' conversation, it irritates you beyond words.
  15. >Sighing you undress as you finish brushing your teeth and step into the shower.
  16. >You curse your height and muscularity, I mean your seriously ripped and you're only (Whatever age the EqG's are, i'm going with 18 so) 18
  17. >before you knew it you finished your shower and got yourself out and back into your room.
  18. >Brogue boots, check, Navy Blue Jeans. check, Grandad white shirt. check. Black thick fleece, check. Hair in a combed over yet thick style, check.
  19. >Alright let's just get this over with.
  20. >Walking towards the door your mother 'hugs' you and by hugs you mean attacks.
  21. >"Oh I love you so much sweetie, take care out there and i'll see you later."
  22. >Before your hand could cover her face you were surprised attacked by a smooch to the cheek.
  23. "Thanks mum"
  24. >You say through gritted teeth.
  25. >Walking off with her waving for about half a mile you finally reach the true thing that wakes you (besides coffee)
  26. >Your car the Fiat punto 57 plate, pitch black and you can still see the shine on it.
  27. >Flicking your key you hop in and get yourself ready.
  28. >Ignition on!
  29. >LET'S ROCK!
  30.  
  31. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmIitQiVXq0&list=PL06CFD3DCD3E481E5&index=10 [Open]
  32. >You felt your body become one with your car, you had become speed and power.
  33. >You were ready to truly start your day.
  34. >Roaring your engine you start your long drive to school.
  35. >50 was your 30 in the almost non existent traffic.
  36. >With city mode engaged your steering became light as a feather.
  37. >While you respected your family really you just truly felt yourself when you were driving, you passed a year ago and used all the money you saved since you were 8 to buy this car...
  38. >And every penny was worth it.
  39. >You were halfway across your journey as you stopped at your first red light.
  40. >You also saw your first car alongside you, waiting.
  41. >Hmmmm a Nissan micra 03 SX in a medium blue colour.
  42. >Time to make him feel like a jackass.
  43. >Orange.
  44. >Rev up your engine like something from fast and furious,
  45. >You didn't look at the driver properly before you put the pedal to the metal at green.
  46. >10...30...50...70...
  47. >He's putting a pretty good performance in, usually he would be out of your point of view by now but your still neck and neck.
  48. >Time to actually go all out.
  49. >110...
  50. >Your engine roared at full fury as you were still neck and neck.
  51. >This guy is seriously impressive, you'll have to take note if you see him again.
  52. >4 minutes away from school and he turned right.
  53. >He must be a Crystal prep student, heading into those high up areas. but he's one of the only drivers you met who actually impressed you.
  54. >What was his licence plate number again.
  55. >Z3PP3L1
  56. >Pulling up into school you take your place next to your favorite teacher, and by favorite you mean most dreaded. Mr Discord.
  57. >If you were an evil bastard you would key his car till it was more scratches then metal, but you wouldn't stoop down that low.
  58. >Popping a chewing gum into your mouth you open the main door and make your way through the slowly starting school.
  59. >What a bizarre yet awesome way to start the day.
  60.  
  61. >>28537293 #
  62. >Traversing your way through the dreaded halls you notice two things, 1) the normal stuff, teachers looking like zombies slowly adjusting to the time and secondly the not so normal stuff...
  63. >Someone actually had the nerve to be leaning against your locker.
  64. >She was a girl of average to above average height for the girls of this school.
  65. >Adorning a bomber jacket and some silver hair she butted out her cigarette against your locker.
  66. >This bitch has a lot of nerve.
  67. >Standing up to full height you were a terrifying 195cm, closing the distance between yourselves she slowly noticed this.
  68. >"Hey, big boy"
  69. "Hey, Bitch"
  70. >She rolled her eyes as you were within arms length of her.
  71. >"The names Gilda not 'Bitch', anyway let's cut the crap, what's your name wimp?"
  72. >Ignoring her you pushed her so you could get to your locker.
  73. "I've got better things to do than spend my time dealing with y-"
  74. >Before you could finish your sentence your chin was slapped by the tallish girl standing on tip-toes just reaching your face.
  75. >"I said what's your name wimp, speak when spoken too!"
  76. "My name?"
  77. >You stay quiet for a moment.
  78. >"Yeah your name dweeb"
  79. >She pulls out another cigarette lights it up and puffs some smoke in your face.
  80. >you hate smoke...
  81. "My name..."
  82. >She draws her fist back ready to strike again.
  83. >"I'll beat it outta ya punk, this is my tu-"
  84. >She's interrupted as you flick her nose.
  85. >Blood trickles and tears start to form.
  86. "My name is... Joe..."
  87. "Joe Joestar"
  88. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krl0p_Nrvow [Open]
  89. >The 'big girl' runs off crying yelling about getting you back.
  90. >You're awake now thanks to that rude interruption.
  91. "The nerve of some people 'my turf' stupid bitch had it coming"
  92. >Opening up your locker you put away your fleece and do your start of school pose.
  93. >pic related
  94. >You just hope your day doesn't get more annoying than this.
  95. >Shutting your locker you pull your rucksack over your shoulder and slowly make your way to your first class.
  96. >Lets go Jojo.
  97.  
  98. >School was now in full effect and where you stepped no one got in your way.
  99. >Just the way you liked it.
  100. >"JOJO THERE YOU ARE!"
  101. >Here we go...
  102. >"There he is, mr big, the racer, the quickest thing in this school... well not for much longer anyway."
  103. >Rainbow Dash.
  104. "I've beaten you about 10 times now Dash I literally lap you in my car and I put you to shame on the track."
  105. >"Y-yeah well time'll be different Big guy!"
  106. >She attempts to lean on you, but falls face first as you keep moving.
  107. >You mutter under your breath...
  108. "For you"
  109. >Dash not accepting your ignorance decides to literally clamp herself to your arm.
  110. >"Why won't you notice me or give me any attention?!?!"
  111. >You stop your trek, causing Dash to bump into you.
  112. >You stare into her eyes, her magenta eyes being pierced by your light blue.
  113. >She wants to say something but can't. your looks must have mesmerised her.
  114. >Letting go of your arm you get to first class before your late.
  115. >That'll be enough 'attention' for her to leave you alone for the day.
  116. >Reaching your first class you brace yourself, it's your worst one of the day, History with Mr Discord.
  117. >Plus to make it worse you gotta share this lesson with the new freshers.
  118. >Getting in cue with your usual class mates you watch the clock slowly tick down to the start of class.
  119. >As usual you are in the back of the line where only the badasses go.
  120. >Watching in the distance you see some freshers try and get through the thick crowd.
  121. >One a marshmallow girl trips and drops her stuff everywhere, her ruler landing by your feet.
  122. "Heh,,, Freshers"
  123. >Bending down to pick it up and be nice for once the students watch you in shock.
  124. >"Yo is Joe actually being nice for once?"
  125. >You don't want this attention.
  126. >You drop the ruler and wait for the owner to come get it herself.
  127. >"MR JOESTAR!"
  128. >Discord...
  129. >"Don't you want to help that poor little girl by recovering her items?"
  130. "Don't you not want to put me on the spot before class begins?"
  131.  
  132. >He may be an asshole but he's an asshole with power.
  133. >"How about I make this easy for you to understand. help the girl otherwise it's your lunch with me"
  134. >You'd rather take your chances with some month old milk.
  135. >Grunting you pick up the ruler and make your way towards the marshmallow girl you felt discords doom like glare shend chills up your spine.
  136. >Sometimes you think he gets a kick from being a humongous asshole
  137. "Hey, here's your ruler."
  138. >You hear a coughing come from Mr Discord
  139. >"AND your pencil"
  140. >'and your pen-'
  141. >Her pencil was also in your hand; BUT HOW!?!?
  142. "A-and your Pencil"
  143. >She's speechless but nods her head in gratitude.
  144. >"See JoJo doesn't being nice to someone make you feel better, now you'll only be spending 5 minutes with me at lunch"
  145. >This teacher is too big for his boots, makes you look like a jerk and a thief in front of the class and makes you interact with a fresher.
  146. >What an Asshole.
  147. >Mr Discord gets very close and whispers into your ear.
  148. >"I heard that"
  149. >Getting into class you sit in the back away from the rest of the rabble.
  150. >It felt nice to at least have both seats either side of you free.
  151. >The nearest person to you was that quiet ginger giant (well he was tiny compared to you), big mac that was it.
  152. >He knew not to look in your direction.
  153. >"Alright class, todays lesson is about ourselves and our families pasts, so would you like to spend 5 minutes thinking about your family and anything interesting you'd like to share with the class."
  154. >Rubbing your head you wait for the day to go by.
  155. >"Alright now you've all thought of something interesting to say how about you all team up and discuss your bits together. let's see everyone find a partner."
  156. >one moment everyone is running around frantically the next you blink and well there's only that marshmallow girl left.
  157. >"Ah Perfect JoJo you'll be paired with Sweetie be-"
  158. >A loud crashing noise cuts Dick-cord sentence short as a orange and yellow girl burst out of the entrance.
  159.  
  160. >"S-sorry for being late Mr Discord sir, Scootaloo was trying to find a short cut but we ended up going the much longer way around."
  161. >You could see his almost serpent like eyes lock onto you.
  162. >"That's quite alright girls, please take a seat with Sweetie belle and Mr Joestar over there. the topic was interesting things in our family history."
  163. >Discord... There was something inside you that had a personal deep burning hatred for him.
  164. >Accepting your fate you were surrounded by fresher girls.
  165. >"Well the best thing I know in my history was seeing Rainbow Dash jump over a huge ditch in my back yard, she's so COOL!"
  166. >You bury your head into your hands and let out a loud groan.
  167. >It's going to be a very very long day.
  168. "Scootaloo was it?"
  169. >She stutters at you mentioning her name.
  170. >Taking it as a sign of you being acknowledged you continue.
  171. "In all your years of being born you cannot tell me the most interesting thing in your 'family' history is Rainbow Dash jumping some 4 ft ditch"
  172. >The Marshmallow girl was the next to speak or should I say squeak up.
  173. >"OH I got one, my sister making some clothes for Sapphire shores, all part of Filthy riches, play guy calendar."
  174. >She pulls out the calendar showing a yellow girl with blue hair in some... very revealing lingerie.
  175. >You grab it for her own sake and your 'research' later on tonight.
  176. >"HEY THAT'S MI-"
  177. "If you want to give yourself and your sister a good name here I advise you never to let anyone know this again."
  178. >Finally it was the Yellow girls turn.
  179. >"Well ah don't know too much about anything too interesting but we apples have a lotta history, going back from my great great great granny Jonagold to my nephew Gravenstein, we apple family have a lot of great farming history with Apples just ask my granny smith, Brother Big Macintosh or Sister Applejack."
  180. >Deciding it would be enough to get away from actually talking you just nod your head as discord starts picking groups, you've got a migraine from all those apple names
  181.  
  182. >checking the clock it's been half an hour into the lesson, just 30 more minutes.
  183. >The other groups speak equally unimportant, boring shit and then it reaches your group.
  184. >Applebloom flails her arm around as you smile waiting for this all to be over.
  185. >"Let's see Oh JoJo you look like you have some interesting history"
  186. >You watch Applebloom's face deflate into sadness.
  187. >Right well you actually liked History but just thought your teacher was an intolerable asshole.
  188. "Well it all determines what story would you like to hear about my great great great great grandfathers fight against the evil vampire Dio back in the 1880's or how my alternate great great great great grandfather defeated the President of the united states in the 1890's."
  189. >The class remain silent
  190. >"Come on Jojo we know that second one isn't true 'killing the president' as if anyone could do THAT"
  191. >Yeah you pulled that one out of the hat but for all you know it probably happened.
  192. >"So Jojo, finished making an idiot of yourself?"
  193. >Alright fuck it.
  194. "Hey Discord, you done being a cunt for today?"
  195. >"JOJO!!!!"
  196. >That... wasn't Discord
  197. >"Ah Principal Celestia, how good of you to join us.
  198. "Discord..."
  199. >The star on the back of your neck was burning up in anger.
  200. >"Jojo, my office now!"
  201. "Yes Principal Celestia."
  202. >As you leave you shoot Discord one final death glare into Discord.
  203. >Next thing you know you're sitting in the office with the two principals
  204. >"Vice principal Luna and myself are getting very concerned with your attitude and behaviour as a whole, you beat up our new student from Gryphondale high, Gilda and than verbally assaulted Mr Discord... In Front of freshers no less!"
  205. "Okay, One 'Gilda' slapped me and was smoking and causing damage to my locker / school property and i tried being peaceful but had little to no choice."
  206. >You take a breath before the principals interrupt you.
  207. "Discord is an asshole to me, he treats me like shit and honestly only picks on me for no reason."
  208.  
  209. >Celestia rolls her eyes as if this is the 100th time you said this to her.
  210. >"Mr Joestar, we've been over this time after time, Mr Discord has been here a very long time, me and Vice Principal Luna know for a fact he does discriminate against any students and would never go out of his way to cause you grief."
  211. >Of course they take his side... again.
  212. >You never even remember seeing him in town at all, not even once... and you've lived here all your life.
  213. >Seeing this discussion is going nowhere you leave your seat and start strolling towards the door.
  214. >"Oh one more thing Joestar..."
  215. >You audibly gulp, something about Vice principal Luna struck a nerve.
  216. "Yes?"
  217. >You wouldn't let that show however.
  218. >"May I remind you if me or Principal Celestia have to call you in this office again today you will be excluded."
  219. >You turn around to face her, her face and eyes would be the stuff you see in nightmares.
  220. >"It's only monday so i don't want to deal with your 'troubles' again for today."
  221. >You want to retaliate but you decide not to, Their not worth your time.
  222. "Hmm, Okay."
  223. >Swallowing your pride you accept your superiors 'words of wisdom' aka bullshit.
  224. >Making your way to the men's room you decide to spend the last 10 minutes of first period contemplating the situation.
  225. "Stupid bastard, think he's won, I'll show him."
  226. >You clench your fist storing all anger into it.
  227. "I'LL SHOW HIM!!!"
  228. >Slamming your fist through your cubicle wall you easily break through both your one and the one next to you.
  229. "I'm going to take matters into my own hands, it's not like anyone else in this school can be of any help"
  230. >retracting your fist you blow off the saw dust and any splinters off.
  231. >You didn't feel pain just your anger leaving you.
  232. "I can't let him get to me again, my mom will be disappointed in me."
  233. >You leave the room as the bells ring. filled with new determination.
  234. "I won't let him get to me"
  235.  
  236. >Second lesson was cooking, you tried to replicate your mothers cooking...
  237. >It didn't work at all. it seemed what she lacked, brawn and brains were your speciality. what you lacked, loving and attention to detail were not.
  238. >It's a good think that pink girl was there otherwise you would of had to stay behind to become less shit.
  239. >Seriously you and probably 80% of the class watched her make a story tall cake in less than an hour, while all you did was make some burnt souffle with Cake frosting randomly thrown over it.
  240. >At least now it was recess
  241. I'm using this website for reference of how American education works http://www.icanschools.org/typical-day-for-a-high-school-student so i'm assuming we're in midday at this point, if any of you know anyway better than help would be greatly appreciated
  242. >Recess time, 45 minutes to just kick back and relax.
  243. >Getting to your locker you put your fleece on and grab you decide to skip the cafeteria and your actual 'lunch'
  244. >You actually want to do something with your time.
  245. >Checking your watch you calculate it should take 20 minutes to get to your destination.
  246. >Deciding to take the scenic route of walking you make your way through the posh suburbs.
  247. >There was no denying it you were in Crystal prep territory.
  248. "I heard about this place but it's pretty impressive."
  249. >Getting closer to the actual school you locate the parking lot.
  250. "Damn, this school on the outside makes our school look like shit."
  251. >Not that it was really hard to be better than your shit excuse of a school.
  252. >Taking cover behind a Tree you look at the parked cars.
  253. >Fords, BMW's... IS THAT A ROLLS ROYCE!?!?
  254. "Stay focused... THERE!"
  255. >Z3PP3L1 a blue nissan Micra.
  256. >Your rumour was confirmed, that guy from earlier. even though his car was shit did come to this school...
  257. >"And just who do you think you are?"
  258.  
  259. >You weren't shocked by the sudden voice, it was inevitable someone would see a commoner not in some hoity toity uniform.
  260. >Turning around you were expecting to see some pish-posh small fry trying to act superior via his wealth.
  261. >Your fist would be your resolve, followed by your legs.
  262. >However this theory was crushed as you stood up and found yourself looking eye to eye with a young red haired fellow giant.
  263. >He didn't wear the standard Crystal prep suit uniform. he wore Brown Mountaineering boots, grey Chinos and adorned both a red shirt and lightning yellow Trucker jacket.
  264. >"You're surprised i'm not like the others aren't you?"
  265. >He just took the words right out of your mouth.
  266. >"Well i'm not posh or rich, you can guess that Joestar"
  267. >WHAT
  268. "My name, HOW DID YOU GUESS IT?!?"
  269. >He chuckles before putting his serious expression on again.
  270. >"Maybe you shouldn't put J03STAR' on your license plate"
  271. >Ah... your shit day made you forget that one small feature.
  272. >Quickly strike back with a witty mark.
  273. "I could say the same Z3PP3L1"
  274. >He smiles and backs away from you.
  275. >"The names Zeppeli"
  276. >he poses, pic related
  277. >"Zac Zeppeli"
  278. >You shake his hand in a mutual respect, it takes a lot of balls to be not from a good upbringing and stick the finger to a bunch of rich assholes.
  279. "Names Joe, Joe Joestar."
  280. >He had a pretty good Timmy Turner hair style too...
  281. >"Hey Joe do you want a lift back to your school, maybe we can talk a bit on the way there."
  282. >He didn't even know you and was offering you a lift
  283. >This guy was a-ok in your books.
  284. "Sure man, I assume i'll be driving?"
  285. >You both chuckle as you jump in the Micra. and get going.
  286. >Not too far off in the distance.
  287. >"Hey Suri who's the tall Brown haired guy chatting up Zac?"
  288. >"Why I don't know Fleur but, 'grrrr~' i'd let him carry me away in his huge arms."
  289. >The Joestar charm never fails even in the higher class venues.
  290.  
  291. "So tell me Zac, how did your car keep up with mine, either you've got a bugatti engine or you're a mad man."
  292. >Your new found friend smirks.
  293. >"Well Joe the answer is quite simple, but bizarre..."
  294. >'quite simple, but bizarre?' that made no sense
  295. >but is has caught your attention.
  296. "Go ahead Zeppeli, you've caught my attention."
  297. >He takes a deep breath.
  298. >"Music... Music has a very strong impact on our day to day lives, it's what wakes us up, get's us going, makes us push ourselves to our limit right?"
  299. >You nod your head, music is the spice of life, in your life at least.
  300. >"Now watch this, this may be a hunch but this car could maybe do 90 tops."
  301. >Zac switches the radio to CD mode and a song starts playing.
  302. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Na4j8AVgA [Open]
  303. >"This is my favorite song, now watch as i put my foot to the floor."
  304. >He wasn't joking where he would be capped at 90 he was stepping it up to 110."
  305. >Could music do more than what our limitations actually can achieve?
  306. "That really is a bizarre and far stretched idea Zeppeli, but i'm not ruling it out. i'll have to try it on the drive home myself"
  307. >As if you were concluding a chapter or scene you find yourself at your school once again.
  308. "Cheers the lift Zac, how much do I owe you."
  309. >He smiles and shakes his head.
  310. >"For you my friend it's free, but just remember what I said, it's your absolute FAVORITE song that really gives you some sort of out of body experience, almost like it's connected to your soul."
  311. >You nod in understanding, this guy was like very smart yet a bit of a social outcast, he didn't hang around with those who were below his level of brains and brawn.
  312. >"Oh and one more thing JoeJoe."
  313. "Yes?"
  314. >"Keep this between us, I have a bad feeling that things around this town will go very bad very very soon."
  315. >His accent had a slight Italian tone to it but he was a good guy, he was your friend.
  316. >Waving him off you get back to your locker to go eat your lunch in the canteen.
  317. >"Ohhhhhh Jojo~~~"
  318. >Or not
  319.  
  320. >You recognised that voice.
  321. >It was the schools best fashionista. well if you consider there's 5 in the school it's not that big of a deal.
  322. >"My adorable little sister told me all about how nice you were to her and her friends and I just wanted to say thank you!"
  323. >Rarity goes to hug you but is only met with your back facing to her.
  324. "That's good and all but haven't you got something better to do than bug me?"
  325. >You liked Zeppeli since he wasn't an insensitive asshole, you even exchanged phone numbers, you've never done that with anyone before. not even your own mother.
  326. >"Oh darling why do you play so hard to get... fine, my sister also told me you 'acquired' something of mine..."
  327. >That's better, no one would realistically talk to you one out of fear or unless they needed something.
  328. "Hmmm, oh yes 'that' well you're lucky I acquired it before she showed off your 'work' if you want it back you can do me something in return."
  329. >She blushes and folds her arms.
  330. >"W-Well i'll do 'anything' to have that calendar back and keep my reputation here at school pure"
  331. >You shake your head while sighing.
  332. "I never insinuated about finding about what's underneath your clothes, but if you say 'anything' in that sense..."
  333. >You can see her face become relieved and also ever so slightly disappointed.
  334. >Your no low life scum, believe it or not you've got some standards.
  335. "You're going to use your bullshit friendship powers to get into Principal Celestias office and get me the file record of Mr Discord."
  336. >She gasps at your sudden and vulgar language.
  337. >"Swearing infront of a lady, how rude! also 'friendship powers' I simply have no clue what you mean."
  338. >You actually turn around to face her and give her a dead pan look.
  339. "Are you actually serious right now, can you not be a bitch for once. You and your friends are all better than nearly everyone at this school... minus myself of course."
  340. >You slightly grin at that remark.
  341.  
  342. >"Okay so me and my friends may be above 'average' when it comes to our talents, but how will that let us bypass the principals?"
  343. >Why does she still not perceive what you're trying to say.
  344. "Alright let's make this simple, you beat a orange demon bitch, some shit singers, a purple demon bitch and 5 assholes from over the other side of town. is that correct?"
  345. >She nods her head.
  346. "And you're telling me you can't get away with 'taking' some files?"
  347. >"Well I could probably get it but..."
  348. >You had enough of her prolonging this discussion.
  349. >You gently but quite firmly put your index finger over her mouth in a 'shhh' gesture.
  350. "Files now, otherwise your calendar could go into the hands of everyone in this school."
  351. >She simply nods her head and runs down the hall.
  352. >Perfect time to dig some dirt of your own.
  353. >Deciding to make your own impromptu table from the floor next to your locket you snack onto your lunch.
  354. >Minutes pass and your plan comes into actions.
  355. >Rarity returns, her white face donning some red heavy breathing cheeks.
  356. >"I-I got it..."
  357. >Grabbing the files you place them in your locker.
  358. >"Okay now for your part of the deal, where's my calendar?"
  359. >You smile, menacingly.
  360. "Oh Rarity, you've forgotten one simple thing..."
  361. >There was one thing good and bad about your locker, it was next to the canteen doors.
  362. "Recess is over."
  363. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tv6gQgj0VQ [Open]
  364. >Hordes of students burst out at once as you quickly put away your fleece, shut your locker and take cover in the crowd as you head toward your next lesson.
  365. >You could only hear a long distant scream as you got away with the perfect crime.
  366. >That was the good thing about your family, you could cheat fate and turn the tide of situations when you consider the scenario and environment.
  367. >Making it to your next lesson you quickly take cover inside.
  368. >English with Mrs Harshwhinny.
  369.  
  370. >You shared this class with the two orange girls, orange demon girl and orange farm hat girl. you did not know or care about their names.
  371. >You only really cared for them in this scenario since they were friends with Rarity yet at the same time know nothing of what you just did.
  372. >Apart from them you had the other regular joes, oh and Trixie.
  373. >You liked to annoy her as she tried to show off to everyone in the class, not so much you since she knows you'll put her in her place but watching her try and act superior to everyone else.
  374. >Sitting up straight trying to play the 'innocent angel' act Ms. Harshwhinny entered the class.
  375. >"Students..."
  376. "Ms. Harshwhinny"
  377. >You didn't dislike Harshwhinny, rather you had a good deal of respect for her.
  378. >She was one of the only handful of teachers who could actually teach.
  379. >"Today i'll be testing your spelling abilities at first individually and then towards the end of the lesson in teams."
  380. >You let out a devilish grin.
  381. >"Mr Joestar i've never seen you so happy in my life, tell me how do you spell 'Ameliorate' go"
  382. >A-Mel-ior-ate
  383. "Ameliorate, A-Mel-ior-ate"
  384. >"Very good JoJo, breaking down your words is one of the easiest way to spell it."
  385. >Her applause became a bitter stare to another student.
  386. >"Applejack, spell 'Commensurate' go"
  387. >Hat girl or 'Applejack' speaks in her full of herself attitude.
  388. >"Well that's easy Ms. Harshwhinny. Commensurate. Com-mence-urate."
  389. >You chuckle.
  390. >"WRONG!"
  391. >"Sunset, perhaps you can do better, spell 'Erroneous' go."
  392. >Your chuckle at someone else's failure became a sigh, smarty pants Sunset aka 'orange demon bitch' was one of those girls who was 'never' wrong and would argue their points to the grave.
  393. >"Erroneous, Err-one-ous. that was easy."
  394. >"Correct Mrs Shimmer but may I remind you not to be too full of yourself."
  395. >This is why you loved Harshwhinny, you didn't challenge her authority and earned her respect.
  396. >Sunset on the other hand was a show off asshole, even more than Trixie to a degree.
  397.  
  398. >After awhile of various people either getting lucky and guessing the words right or failing miserably it was time to form the teams.
  399. >On one side was team Good guys.
  400. >On the other was team Joestar.
  401. >"Alright teams first to 5 correct words win"
  402. >You nod before clashing glares with the two orange girls. They could pull off a dual heat attack any moment
  403. >"Okay let's start, Jojo you select one member of your team, Sunset you do the same."
  404. >Without even looking you speak.
  405. "Trixie you go, you must be useful for once and actually do something right, can you do it?"
  406. >Trixie gasps in shock.
  407. >"Do you DARE mock the great and powerful Trixie!?!"
  408. >Taking that as a yes she stands up to against...
  409. >Derpy
  410. >Oh boy if she loses you'll never live this down.
  411. >"Trixie spell 'pulchritudinous' GO"
  412. >You watch Trixie try and keep her composure, not even you or sunset could spell that word.
  413. >"Is that all, the great and powerful Trixie reads that word in her bedtime stories... pulchritudinous pul-chrit-udi-nus"
  414. >"WRONG! but very close, Mrs Hooves spell 'disambiguate' GO"
  415. >The cross eyed girl just gasped before slowly muttering to herself.
  416. >"disambiguate, dis-amb-igu-ate"
  417. >Ms. Harshwhinny smirks.
  418. >"Very impressive, correct."
  419. >You laughed very very loudly, and also stupidly but you didn't care.
  420. >this was the first time you laughed in a long time, your sides were hurting.
  421. >It may have cost you a point but you couldn't help but relish the moment.
  422. "Psst hey Trixie"
  423. >You lean in closer next to her ear.
  424. "How does it feel being out-spelled by a retard?"
  425. >Her face was blowing steam as you once again cried your eyes out.
  426. >Letting the laughter last longer than it should have you calm down and get back to the game.
  427. >The 'teams' failed miserably apart from Derpy's one word wonder and the only two really doing anything was you and sunset. thankfully she cocked up allowing you both to draw at 4-4.
  428. >"Okay Jojo for the win, spell 'Otorhinolaryngologist' good luck"
  429. >... fuck
  430.  
  431. >You mentally cursed yourself for laughing at Trixie, she'll rub this in if you get it wrong, and smugset shitter will act like an asshole too.
  432. "Otorhinolaryngologist Otor-hino-lary-nigo-log-ist..."
  433. >"I'm sorry to say Mr Joestar, that is incorrect."
  434. >Trixie instantly appears behind you..
  435. >"Trixie thought you would of got that, after all that's an easy word even she could spell."
  436. >You silently cursed yourself for fucking up.
  437. >And then Sunset opened her mouth.
  438. >"Awwwhhh too bad Anon, you couldn't spell the little simple word..."
  439. >Your anger getting the better of you, you decide to stand up.
  440. "HEY SUNSET!"
  441. >She still had that shit eating smug face but was shocked to see you interrupt Ms. Harshwhinny.
  442. "YOU WANT THIS WIN SO BAD?!?!!"
  443. >Now you caught her attention as she raised an eye brow.
  444. "TELL ME HOW DO YOU SPELL BITCH!!!"
  445. >Being the smartass she is she actually bought it.
  446. >"Pffft really Jojo, that's easy B-I-T-C-H"
  447. >you grin as she falls right into your trip.
  448. "Wrong, the answer is You"
  449. >and with that the class bell rings, the tension reaching at it's peak
  450. >"I'll pretend I didn't hear that Mr Joestar and declare the match a draw, have a nice day everyone."
  451. >At least Ms. Harshwhinny has your back.
  452. >As you walk to the door you once again locked eyed with Sunset as her and Applejack had to be restrained from rushing you.
  453. >Not that you minded them trying to attack you, you know they wouldn't have it in them.
  454. >Putting some chewing gum in your mouth you make it to your last class of the day. Art.
  455. >"Hey JoJo!"
  456. >Feeling a bit more 'social' you turn around to see Trixie again.
  457. "What is it, want to rub my face into the fact i'm shit at spelling?"
  458. >What you heard next took you by surprise.
  459. >"No, Trixie wanted to say she's seriously impressed with how you stood up to Applejack and Sunset. Only she's done it in the past and everyone else is too afraid to so if you ever need a hand Trixie's always here to help."
  460. >Before you can speak she does that stupid disappearing shit.
  461.  
  462. >The only trace of her was herself 10 feet infront of you running off and a note with her phone number and an x.
  463. >Maybe she's not such a stupid bitch after all...
  464. >Plus you shouldn't be too angry you've got what you wanted, both the naughty calendar and Discords files.
  465. >Staying calm you patiently wait at the art door, you didn't give a shit about the subject or the teacher. you just knew you had the shy girl and all the ladies in this class.
  466. >The shy girl wanted to talk to you but when you met her gaze she just whimpered and moved to the other side of the classroom.
  467. "Give me strength..."
  468. >Sticking your head down you doodled some random stuff and ended up making literally nothing.
  469. >your pile of scrap paper did make a nice middle finger though.
  470. >Why is art even a subject, it's literally just drawing or doodling, yet everyone around you is good at it and actually has an imagination.
  471. >Cursing your inability to be productive at arts and craft you decide to take out your very little anger and boredom by literally throwing all your scrap paper balls at the quiet yellow girl.
  472. >She just whimpered and did nothing.
  473. >But at least you felt a bit better about yourself.
  474. >The bell rings and it's the end of the day.
  475. >Time to go do something productive and get the fuck out of school.
  476. >Eventually making it back to your locker you add Trixies number as you've got nothing better to do.
  477. >Opening your locker and grabbing your stuff both important and unimportant from your locker you finally shut it and get ready to leave.
  478. >That is until you see 'him' waiting behind your now closed door.
  479. >"Rarity told me what you did you fucking cunt"
  480. >You didn't have time for this.
  481. "Listen... Anon is it?"
  482. >the green bald angry man simply nodded.
  483. "If you want to fight me to get revenge for Rarity that's fine."
  484. >He wasn't expecting you to actually get to the chase.
  485. "But before I do that could you do me one little favour and hold my fleece for me?"
  486. >He raises an eyebrow but does it anyway.
  487. >pic related
  488.  
  489. >Before he could even suspect anything the angry green man was out cold.
  490. >You didn't break anything but he'll be feeling that mark for awhile, a 195cm man's skull is like getting hit by a truck.
  491. >Carrying your now blood stained fleece over your shoulder you go make your way out.
  492. >You didn't hate Anon or anyone for that matter but you weren't gonna be pushed around and treated like shit, you just want to get your work down and go home.
  493. >Ignoring the stares from a few peoples and teachers as they see your bloodied fleece you finally make it outside.
  494. >Your car... Your ticket home.
  495. >Finally reaching the door you open it up.
  496. >Not without doing your mandatory 'no one lay'd a fucking finger on it' check.
  497. >Making your way around it all looks okay...
  498. >NO... NO...
  499. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  500. >Your car, your beautiful car... was key scratched...
  501. What heartless bastard could of stooped down this low?
  502. >Looking closely you see two initials on it.
  503. "'D' and 'G'..."
  504. >D and G, oh no, they better not have.
  505. >Discord and Gilda
  506. >Lines have been crossed, Discord and Gilda are going down. 6ft down.
  507. >Getting into your car you put in your CD, revenge will come soon. for now you must try what Zac Zeppeli said.
  508. >Traffic wasn't too bad and listening through most of the songs on your way back it was uneventful.
  509. "Okay this should hopefully be it, I like this song a lot and this is where I usually go all out on the final stretch home."
  510. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXIHXQjbtl8 [Open]
  511. >End credits...
  512. >Your speed started normal. 50, 70, 90... the song gradually lost volume but your speed increased drastically. 150!?!?!, your engine could only go 140, the song had become one with your car and engine.
  513. >And you were only going faster. 170, 190...
  514. >You were nearly home now but as the song ended you capped your speed at 200mph...
  515. "That... was AMAZING"
  516.  
  517. >Music really did push us beyond our physical limits. Zac's right, this power must not get into peoples hands.
  518. >The last thing you want is people using this power for evil.
  519. >Getting yourself inside you change from your school uniform to your leisure wear. some grey shorts, blue slippers and a black shirt.
  520. >Today's taken the wind out of you but you got what you wanted.
  521. >"SWEETIE I MISSED YOU!"
  522. >Taking your moms kiss like a man you continue up the stairs, not bothering to talk to her.
  523. >Damnit you've got to shower that off now.
  524. >most of your evening was uneventful, just getting ready and clean and having some 5 star restaurant tier dinner and dessert.
  525. >Your mom is a top waifu but you're a stubborn shit who would be laughed at for accepting your mothers love.
  526. >Turning on your lamp and shutting your door you start studying your newfound goods.
  527. >First and foremost, Discords folders.
  528. >You open the secret documents and study them long and hard.
  529. >Something was fishy with this guy and you knew it.
  530. >There was a very specific reason why he hated you and only you with a burning passion, and this folder may be your way of finding it.
  531. >Most of it was filled with pointless rubbish but then something caught your eye...
  532. >You remember what you said earlier as you study it.
  533. 'would you like to hear about my great great great great grandfathers fight against the evil vampire Dio back in the 1880's'
  534. >Dio...
  535. >Full name.
  536. >Your heart literally skipped a beat.
  537. "Discordio Brando"
  538. >Running downstairs you ravage through the basement to find your family storage chest.
  539. >Filled with shit dating from the time of your great great great great grandfather.
  540. "Here we go, Jonathan Joestar, a untold story written by Robert E.O. Speedwagon, friend and ally through some of the toughest fights known to man"
  541. >Reading through the story from the very beginning to the end where 'granny erina' talks of Jonathan's death you fight back a tear.
  542. "Jonathan Joestar killed Dio Brando..."
  543.  
  544. >The scene fades away from JoeJoe.
  545. >"So Discord, tell me what's your plan again?"
  546. >The shadowy figure laughs, a snakes 'ssssss' rolling off his tongue.
  547. "Why Gilda it's been 127 years since that fateful day where my father Dio died, He had 4 sons overall with Jonathan's body after eliminating him. Rikiel, Ungalo, Donatello Versus and Giorno Giovanna."
  548. >You chuckle as you finish the last of your booze.
  549. "Well what if I told you he had a 5th child, when he was a vampire he made sure to have a heir ready in case the worse happened. he lost his body and I developed inside a young maiden, born a freak of nature."
  550. >You observe Gilda, the tough girl sports a nearly broken nose but still seems strong.
  551. "And by freak I mean perfectly normal but I had very very strange powers, I ended up one day finding myself in another dimension full of ponies and friendship. and their I met my stand... my second me."
  552. >a Draconequus appears behind Discordio
  553. >"Why Hello I'm Discord, god of chaos!"
  554. "Pleased to meet you Discord I'm Discordio Brando, son of Dio."
  555. >You turn your attention back to the girl.
  556. "Tell us Gilda are you enjoying your new life outside of Equestria, away from Griffonstone?"
  557. >The Draconequus also joins in via eating popcorn.
  558. >"Yes please Gilda tell us all about it, to think we can bypass the 'magic mirror' is both bizarre and chaotic at the same time!"
  559. >"I-I guess it's a nice change from my old home and life I mean things weren't working too well for me anyway.
  560. "MMMM mmm I agree Gilda now i've got to warn you after tomorrow everything is going to change, things will become a lot more intense, I FEEL it. My stand can back me up here, others WILL get their own stands and start fighting each other, the question is are you prepared?"
  561. >Gilda scratches her head in confusion.
  562. >"All this is a bit much for me to han-"
  563. >The Draconequus silences her again, this time both him and Discord talking at once in sync.
  564. >"Well never fear Gilda We'll defeat anyone and everyone who stands in our way, especially JOEJOE!"
  565. "MY STAND AND ME ARE INVINCIBLE."
  566. >The scene once again fades into darkness as both Discordio and Discord let out a terrifying "WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
  567.  
  568. Chapter 1: A bizarre intro finished
  569.  
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  571.  
  572.  
  573. >As the sun pierces over the hills of the city you wake up as your alarm screams into your ears...
  574. >Sometimes you wonder why you bother getting up, you're hardly noticed at school. all the effort you put in are ignored and your presence is more of a nuisance if anything.
  575. >Skipping the details of your morning wake up routine you dress yourself up sporting a green shirt and a blue military jacket which matched your eyes.
  576. >Adjusting your brown Chinos you slide down the staircase.
  577. >"Goodmorning son!"
  578. >Dad...
  579. >Ignoring him you take a seat.
  580. >Cereal, again.
  581. >Downing your glass of milk you see her.
  582. "Joy"
  583. >"Brother Zacary!"
  584. >Her enthusiasm and happiness never failed to bring a smile to your face.
  585. >"Big brother could you teach me something cool?"
  586. >Hmmmm it was too early.
  587. >You open your mouth to say no but she gave you those puppy dog eyes.
  588. "Gioia... Okay, This one comes from our great great great grandfather Gyro."
  589. >Bracing yourself you put your energy and focus into using your 'spin'
  590. >Gioia tilts her head in confusion.
  591. >"I don't get it big brother, aren't you supposed to spin a ball to properly use the spin?"
  592. >You gently breathe before continuing, turning your hand to the now amazed Gioia.
  593. "...And his relative William, A Zeppeli"
  594. >Your fingernails spin in perfect circles much to the amazement of your sister.
  595. >"B-but brother Zac how does that work!?!?!"
  596. >A smug smile reaches your face.
  597. "Well you see sis, long long ago Gyro had a bizarre adventure of his own with another spin user, his name has long since been forgotten but he managed to manipulate the spin into his nails from what I saw in his journal."
  598. >You finish the last of your cereal before continuing.
  599. "I am not as naturally talented as them but our other relative William harnessed what is called 'Hamon' or The Ripple, otherwise known as the power of the sun.. and the sun is itself circular."
  600. >She tilts her head in confusion but is none the less amazed at your 'trick'
  601.  
  602.  
  603. >Deciding not to complicate things any further you quietly halt your spin so your nails go back to normal.
  604. >Looking a bit crestfallen from not understanding your trick you decide you'll really go the extra mile for her this once.
  605. "But Gioia..."
  606. >Her head pops up
  607. "If you eat all your cereal and train really really hard, you'll be like me one day."
  608. >You smirk.
  609. "Or better."
  610. >One moment you sit down with your legs crossed over each other the next you leap up like a firework.
  611. >Hamon leaping, not very useful but very cosmetic and cool.
  612. >Your Sister watched eyes sparking, clearly overwhelmed with joy.
  613. >Thankfully you lived in quite a nice house (your Dad being a busy businessman ment you could have nice things, well your family can, not you)
  614. >Leaping 10-15 feet into the air you calmly land on your feet right next to the door, items waiting to go.
  615. >Turning around one last time you wave to your lil sister.
  616. "Fino alla prossima volta Joy"
  617. >Shutting the door you slide into your car and get the engine running.
  618. >Your little display of Spin and Hamon cost you a few minutes.
  619. >It was too late to drive fast as at this time cops did morning patrol...
  620. >You sigh in defeat.
  621. "I'll just play a song which summarises my school"
  622. >Switching on the engine you put on your polarized ray bans
  623. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJp-HER1RvI
  624. "MAMMA MIA, LET'S GO!"
  625. >weirdly enough on your journey to school JoeJoe was the main thing on your mind.
  626. >Joe... Joestar, could this be the guy who...
  627. >You shake your head, while family was very important to the Zeppeli family the name was both very warming and at the same time sent chills down your spine.
  628. >While the Joestars had their own curse according to the library in your school, it seemed the Zeppeli's had a worse variation of that curse.
  629. >Contemplating these things you shake it off as sheer coincidence.
  630.  
  631.  
  632. >You didn't care if you lost your life, you had a father too busy to love you properly, you're mother was taken away from you at a very young age. father met another 'woman' and by woman you meant hag and you had to call her the name she was not worthy of.
  633. >No the only thing that mattered to you most... was looking after your sister, Gioia... Joy.
  634. >You snap back out of these dark thoughts, time had really flown by.
  635. >You already at the school car park. your only space being between Lemon Zest and her Jaguar F type SVR-200 or 'HER' with her Volkswagen beetle.
  636. >You wouldn't even specify the model since you knew why she choose that car and that brand.
  637. >She's filthy fucking rich and could of got a porsche but instead chose that car to give her that 'I am superior to all of you' look.
  638. >People like that sicken you, in fact she's not a person she's a monster to society.
  639. >Slamming your door you get inside, just in time to start the day.
  640. >Even though you stuck out like gum on a shoe and looked like a CHS student no one and you mean no one messed with you.
  641. >The halls belonged to you and anyone who thought otherwise soon realised as your red haired head and shadow blacked them out.
  642. >Reaching your locker you start to unpack your stuff. mainly your lunch and your military jacket.
  643. >Locking up you get ready to get to your first lesson. Science, you didn't really care for teachers just for getting the day over with.
  644. >Making your way through the halls like a warship surrounded by boats you make it to the door, no one blocking your path.
  645. >Good no sign of HER...
  646. >Yet.
  647.  
  648.  
  649. >After getting there just in time at your own badass speed you get inside.
  650. >This class had two noticeable students...
  651. >You only knew who they were from their cars first was Sugarcoat, her car was a Tesla Roadster and next to her was the richest girl in the whole school.
  652. "Fleur dis 'cazzo' lee..."
  653. >Who knew being together with fancy pants would earn you the Lamborghini Centenario, 1.9 million dollars.
  654. >You could swear she was literally made out of money.
  655. >Anyway fixing your dropped jaw and averting gaze from the girl who heard you call her name (damn you brain) you get into class and take your seat at the back of the room.
  656. >The back row of every classroom was yours. cool guy rules.
  657. >"Zac Zeppeli?"
  658. >Without giving the teacher whatever his name is an answer you merely kick your feet on the table.
  659. "Si Signore?"
  660. >The teacher nods satisfied.
  661. >"Vos should conantur loqui minus et magis aliena anglicus, minus te respice stultus..."
  662. >Smart bitch strikes again.
  663. >Ignoring Sugarcoat you decide to actually focus on a lesson for once.
  664. >"Okay students now for todays lesson we'll be looking at the complex components of molecules and the atoms within them."
  665. >Maybe not, this is both too complicated and boring for you.
  666. >There used to be that other girl in your class. Twilight, she was really smart, didn't drive but honestly made you feel less like an idiot when it come to this stuff.
  667. >However after the events of the recent friendship games her name is not very welcomed here.
  668. >All this time mentally pondering your school and your place in it earns you a glare from Sugarcoat.
  669. >She attempts to scare you, staring at you with a sense of doom in her.
  670. >Yawning you yawn with one hand while secretly preparing a rubber band gun with the other.
  671. >Time to see how smart she really is.
  672.  
  673.  
  674. "Teacher I have a question."
  675. >The teacher seems a bit shocked you were actually interested but nonetheless listened
  676. >"Why yes Zac, what is it?"
  677. "Well Atoms are what forms molecules for chemistry components and yet at the same time all our chemicals are made from basic protons, electrons and neutrons, correct?"
  678. >The teacher nods
  679. "Good, I was wondering how this new element worked 'Ununuctium' it has a atomic number of 118 if I am correct, could you possibly show me what that looks like."
  680. >The teacher smiles quite impressed by your sudden intellect.
  681. >"Why yes i'd be more than happy to Zac, you see-"
  682. >"No need to waste your breath Mr Sombra, I'll teach Zeppeli over there the basics of his question."
  683. >Sugarcoat stands up infront of you, between you and her you can see the mischievous smile on her face...
  684. >She's going to make you look like an idiot.
  685. >Just as you planned.
  686. >"Well Zac the answer is simple you see, first of all you are wrong about the name of this element it's an easy name to remember so I think you should write it down, it's called Ununoctium and it's actually consisted very simply."
  687. >She takes a breath while taking a piece of paper from your desk.
  688. >"Okay this is the easy part the structure is 7 different circles and the components are made of the following numbers 2,8,18,32,32,18-"
  689. You smirk as she finishes her gloating with her now finished diagram leaving herself completely open to you with her arms stretched.
  690. >Time to wrap this up.
  691. "And that last number is 8."
  692. >Firing your finger band gun at just the right angle as she starts to tilt her head and go into another moment of ranting you smile contently.
  693. >Time slows down as she ignores your attack, her mind too focused on retorting to your smartassness...
  694. >That's the problem she's too focused on always being one step ahead of you when you're two infront of her.
  695. >The rubber band just as you planned time wise managed to hit your target, bypassing her glasses hitting her in the eye."
  696. "Tombola."
  697.  
  698. >Hearing an audible smacking sound you contently smile at the band as it slowly falls off your victim.
  699. >Time returns to normal as Sugarcoat screams as her eye waters up.
  700. >Watching the clock that long encounter made up most of the lesson.
  701. >She was about to lunge at you in full on rage but you stop her with your superior longer muscular arms.
  702. "I don't hit women but you're not much of a woman are you?"
  703. >You couldn't see the rage on her face but you could only imagine the anger and hate she had for you.
  704. >Discreetly stepping to the side and realising her she runs forward and trips over your desk onto the floor.
  705. >Posing in a >pic related fashion you start to grab your stuff before getting ready to leave.
  706. "Sugarcoat you should be more careful..."
  707. >And drop the bomb
  708. "When playing with fire"
  709. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKMGPx9ZtuI
  710. >Strutting off towards second class you leave contempt of your actions and showing the bitch not to mess with you.
  711. >You wont ever let anyone in this school look down or act superior to you, just because you choose to live a honest hard working life rather than have life given to you doesn't mean your inferior to anyone here.
  712. >Second class P.E. welp you can imagine how this is going to go.
  713. >Suddenly a feeling of dread sent your hairs standing on end.
  714. >Your breathing getting very heavy you realised 'she' was right behind you.
  715. >Ignoring her presence you get to the gymnasium and to the men's locker room.
  716. >Letting out a huge sigh of relief you find your P.E. locker before dressing into your sports wear.
  717. >Unfortunately your P.E. attire was school regulation, you didn't like to follow the rules. you much more preferred to break them.
  718. >Finishing your dress off you got outside with the other students, most schools had classes for boys and girls but here it was purely a mixture.
  719. >Anyway you had two students in your class. of course it had to be Indigo Zap and Sunny Flare.
  720. >two exact opposites.
  721.  
  722. >One was loud mouthed, annoying, dominant and when it came to sport was always and you do mean 'ALWAYS' the best.
  723. >The other... had personality like a piece of plank wood. and she spoke very little words.
  724. >She apparently made some very good dresses, that was literally the only thing you knew about her.
  725. >Hearing a very loud whistle you turn your head to the source of the noise.
  726. >It wasnt the teacher but instead Zap.
  727. >You Stronzo...
  728. >She just had to keep showing off with her status as the head of the sports club.
  729. "HEY YOU STUPID CU-"
  730. >Behind her was your teacher Mr Wind Rider. you only knew his name as Zap drilled it into your head.
  731. >"Stupid cu?"
  732. "Stupid cu-tano, sir it's Italian for 'sports genius' Zap is so smart at sports I just say she's a genius."
  733. >He rolls his eyes.
  734. >"I grew up in little Italy Zeppeli, don't play me like the students. now give me 20 laps."
  735. >Grunting you started running with the whole class watching you.
  736. >This was a mixture of annoying, embarrassing and tiring.
  737. >Zap was funnily enough handed a megaphone to start screaming at you.
  738. >"COME ON SLOW-PELLI!"
  739. >Fuck you.
  740. >"I WANT TO ACTUALLY DO SOME SPORTS SO CAN YOU HURRY IT UP!?!?"
  741. >After 5 minutes of running a full circuit 20 times you make it back to the class catching your breath.
  742. >"Alright class since Zeppeli here has done the warm up for you all here today it's time to choose a sport to play."
  743. >Catching your breath you fight back the urge to flip the bird towards the old fuck head.
  744. >"Since Zap chose the last 5 consecutive lessons I thought it would be fair to let someone else choose today, YOU! Sunny flare."
  745. >The quiet girl rolled her eyes before sighing.
  746. >"Ermmm I don't know or care. I guess we could play Volleyball or something."
  747. >Your brain gets back into focus.
  748. >Volleyball, perfect!
  749. >"Alright class Zap has decided to captain a team and who will also captain the other team,"
  750. >'Zeppeli come over here, you're the captain'
  751. >"Zeppeli come over here, you're the captain"
  752. >ZAP!
  753.  
  754.  
  755. >Fate is a cruel mistress, first you put some smart ass in her place and then you are put on the spot again. for being a smart ass no-less.
  756. >Standing next to and towering over Zap she gets first pick (of course)
  757. >"Upper Crust, you're up!"
  758. >The yellow skinned girl just gave an angry glare and stood next to Zap.
  759. >There would be 4 players per team so you had to pick wisely.
  760. "Suri Polomare, Would you mind coming over here?"
  761. >She holds back a blush before stepping by your side.
  762. >Your gentlemanly charm and superior height and muscularity did give you a certain 'preferenza' over other pupils.
  763. >"Alright Neon Lights, are you ready to rock the house?!!?"
  764. >The pale skinned man just scratched his head in confusion.
  765. >Zap had no strategy, she just chose anyone and everyone she first saw.
  766. "Jet Set, Would you like to be a part of our team?"
  767. >He merely nodded before folding his arms and standing next to you..
  768. >"ALRIGHT ONE MORE PLAYER AND THAT IS... Trender Hoof!"
  769. >You could see Sunny's face slightly flatten at being left till last by one of her 'best friends'
  770. "Mama mia, Zap, you are an imbecile, Sunny Flare Signora, please come over and finish our team."
  771. >Zap merely rolled her eyes.
  772. >"Don't be mad when I win this for the team alright Zep?"
  773. >You grit your teeth.
  774. "My name is Zeppeli, Z-E-P-P-E-L-I NOT 'ZEP', do you understand?"
  775. >"I don't care LET'S GO!"
  776. >Wind rider set up the outdoor court, net and poles etc...
  777. "Good job picking this sport by the way, Sunny flare, i'll make sure Zap regrets not choosing you."
  778. >She looks up to you, a glimmer in her eye.
  779. >Even though you two aren't friends it doesn't mean you should let her friends treat her like shit.
  780. >As you discuss positions and strategy you hear the whistle blow...
  781. >Game time.
  782. >"Alright team Zac are you ready."
  783. "As, ready as we're going to be."
  784. >"Zap?"
  785. >"Just throw the ball, i'm in the zone coach!"
  786. >Chuckling he throws the ball directly in the middle between the nets.
  787. >Time to use [Ball or nothing]
  788.  
  789.  
  790. >Using Neon Lights as a way of boosting herself up Zap leaps up to the air.
  791. >Using just a incy-wincy piece of Hamon you leap into the air.
  792. >"ZAC!"
  793. "ZAP!"
  794. >The distance was maybe an inch between your hands and the ball.
  795. >Zap goes for the first hit.
  796. >Good.
  797. >Letting her make contact you draw your right hand back.
  798. >Then you turn your whole body back.
  799. >"HAH, Backing away last second isn't very professional Zac."
  800. >...
  801. "Who said anything about backing away?"
  802. >Catching the ball with your left palm twisted at 180 degrees while your body faced away you smiled.
  803. "So tell me Indigo Zap do you think you can beat me this time?"
  804. >While Zap was the best of the best in crystal prep anything involving balls was your natural talent. she literally could not beat you.
  805. >She hated losing more than anything, and you've beaten her enough times to make her know you're a formidable foe.
  806. "Well let's see what you got!"
  807. >Using the momentum from your palm holding the ball you do a midair flip and spin adjusting your position back to her also reverting your hand meaning you launch it at a ludicrous speed.
  808. >You could see the ball literally blow back Zaps hair into a lightning bolt look.
  809. >She was very very lucky Trenderhoof managed to use both hands to block the ball from his and somehow managed to instead catch the ball thus getting her team a foul.
  810. >"Trenderhoof, don't be scared of the ball hit it up to me!"
  811. >The fashion designer merely shacked probably too worried about his nails or something.
  812. >Good you had the advantage and was serving.
  813. "Alright Jet Set you and Suri know what to do"
  814. >Exchanging looks they nod.
  815. >Time to use the Top spins serve.
  816. >Throwing the ball high into the air you take a few steps forward before leaping into the air.
  817. >And by leaping you meant you were over the 8 foot net.
  818. >Now to add the 'spin'
  819. >A smile reaches your face as your hand makes contact with the ball...
  820. >Your spin ability spins your body 720 degrees as you launch the ball in a flash of speed.
  821.  
  822.  
  823. >You could make your hits harmful if you wanted to but you thought it would be best not too.
  824. >Windrider watches speechless.
  825. >"Amazing... I-I haven't seen anything like that since my youth!"
  826. >Zap hits the ball this time at the price of falling butt first on the ground.
  827. >Surprisingly it wasnt you but Sunny Flare who hit the ball towards Jet and Suri.
  828. "Wow, I never thought i'd see you dive and really get yourself involved with the game."
  829. >She blushes before giving you a tsundere look.
  830. >"I-I didn't want to help you against Indigo or anything anyway. idiot..."
  831. >Ah she admired you, probably for choosing her when her friend rejected her.
  832. >You'll win this together, all 4 of you. as a team!
  833. >Jet Set launches Suri up into the air as she smacks it to Upper Crust.
  834. >Upper Crust tried going for the ball and by 'tried' you mean she looked at it land next to her.
  835. >A just recovered Indigo had to wipe the shock off her face.
  836. >"CRUST, WHAT, WAS, THAT!?!?!"
  837. >You could of sworn if this wasn't school hours Upper Crust would of put Zap into a coma with a few teeth missing.
  838. >She merely shrugs enraging Zap more.
  839. >"Well whatever we're serving now and that means with me serving we're guaranteed to win!"
  840. >This was not the case as time flown by and the score came to 24-3.
  841. >Indigo's skin went from her normal pinkish / yellow to red.
  842. >All 4 members of your team had put it an amazing effort.
  843. >One more point and you could all go on lunch.
  844. >You actually had Jet Set, Suri polomare and Sunny flare smiling and happy working together.
  845. >Even though everyone is glued to their screen and ignorant about themselves and their status a touch of the human spirit / the Zeppeli charm could go a long way.
  846. "Grazie, Cesare"
  847. >Zap served for the whatever time not even switching positions or caring about her team, all at this point were sitting down just watching.
  848. >Even windrider saw that this was ridiculous and that Zap had lost all sense of sportsmanship.
  849. >"I... WONT... LOSE!!!"
  850. >crazy bitch...
  851.  
  852.  
  853. >As Indigo launched herself into the air with the ball you felt something was wrong.
  854. >She isn't going for the ground or point.
  855. >As her hand makes contact with the ball you can see the air explode with such force from her hand. such unrelenting anger.
  856. >Was aiming towards you...
  857. >The wind was currently at a 67.5 degree angle and the ball was travelling at exactly 30 knots or 35 miles per hour.
  858. >At that speed and at that angle... the ball wasn't going to hit you.
  859. >The ball swerved away from you and suddenly was aiming at the thing just next to you.
  860. >Sunny Flare.
  861. >An impact of that speed would do more than hurt the victim.
  862. >Stretching your arm out you manage to barricade her as she lets out a very audible scream.
  863. >Then without being wrong the ball struck your arm, not even your hand could control this speed, this aggression.
  864. >Taking most of the blow you felt your arm snap back, dislocated from the impact and smashing Sunny flare a good 6 feet away.
  865. >The ball losing all momentum rolled out of bound.
  866. >You had won...
  867. >But that didn't matter anymore.
  868. >SUNNY!
  869. >Ignoring the agonising pain of your arm you run to focus on her, to make sure that she was okay...
  870. >Zaps face went from angry to concerned as she realised what she had just done.
  871. >However instead of looking after her friend she took the moment to escape.
  872. >"Zac, are you alright?"
  873. >She was conscious that was good.
  874. "Yeah I'm fine but you're my main concern here, tell me are you hurt?"
  875. >Sunny flare looks down seeing for anything serious.
  876. >"I-I think my arm's broken some of the pressure you took must have gone into me.
  877. >Checking over your shoulder the other students were shaking in their boots, unable to describe what they just saw...
  878. >Even Wind Rider was afraid
  879. >Okay their far enough not to notice and I don't think Sunny will be able to explain it.
  880. >I've got to do this!
  881. "Kwaaaaaaaaaaaah"
  882.  
  883. >Successfully pulling the strength to control your air flow you pass Hamon through your fixed arm into her broken arm and used her fixed arm to flow it back into your broken arm.
  884. >"W-What is this sensation, my arm it's all better."
  885. >Using the returning ripple you fix your arm into place. it was stronger than what it was before it broke.
  886. "It must have been the adrenaline draining away and your body instead focusing on making you feel better, yeah that's it."
  887. >She smiles believing that very blatant lie and covers her mouth with her hand before turning a very pale red.
  888. >"Y-you saved me back there, you broke your arm for me and if you didn't well I don't know what would've happened..."
  889. >You think she's hitting on you.
  890. >Not that you mind or anything.
  891. "Heh well it was nothing, honestly, making sure you were okay was my main concern. It was great to work together as a team with you Suri polomare and Jet Set."
  892. >She's ignoring you and instead fantasising about you two and getting to know eachother a bit more than 'just friends'
  893. "W-well anyway the nurses are here so i'll see you later, goodbye Sunny Flare!"
  894. >You got outta there before things got too awkward and changed back into normal uniform. just in time as the bell goes.
  895. >Lunch time, thank god.
  896. >Reaching your locker to retrieve your lunch you contemplate about the bizarre happenings today.
  897. >First you put Sugarcoat in her place for being a smart ass and then witness Indigo Zap betray her friend Sunny Flare and nearly kill her in the process (if you didn't take the blow that is)
  898. >Could this day get any more bizarre or worse!?!?!
  899. >Closing your locker you could hear an all too familiar accent.
  900. >"What do you think you are doing standing in my way minderwertiger Abschaum?"
  901. >Popping in your headphones and switching on your playlist you start making your way the exact opposite direction of where 'that' voice came from.
  902. >"Ich kann diese Schritte von überall erkennen"
  903.  
  904.  
  905. >Mamma mia it was too late. popping into the janitor's closet conveniently next to you
  906. >"Oh vere did you go? afraid that i'll hurt you?"
  907. >You could feel your heartbeat quicken.
  908. >Why were you so afraid of her? she physically and verbally presented no threat...
  909. >However her beliefs and the way she treated those with inferior looks or features.
  910. >They were wrong, so, so wrong on so many levels.
  911. >"Oh please come out, the fun hasn't started till I've seen you."
  912. >Your heart stops as you hear a voice from the keyhole
  913. >"Zac Zeppeli"
  914. >She particularly hated you and your family bloodline, feeling your nose you could understand why her 'kind' specifically went for your people.
  915. >Luckily Gioia had a cute button nose, but even though you were a proud Italian friends of her 'people' you adopted the facial feature of your ancestor, William.
  916. >"Oh please if ANYONE can here me please let me here your voice freund"
  917. >Just at that moment, as your phone struck 12:00 you felt a weird sensation, a bizarre feeling that you just couldn't describe. a flash of light internally exploding within you.
  918. >"Aryanne I am here my liebe~"
  919. >That voice was not coming from the door...
  920. >It was behind you.
  921. >"You shud be very carevul Mr
  922. große Nase Zeppeli, you don't know 'vwat' could be lurking in ze shadows."
  923. >You gulp as the mysterious 'second' german student made his shit scary entrance, His name was something Rammstein....
  924. >"We could be having ourselves a Kristallnacht Aryanne..."
  925. >That voice was literally against your ear
  926. >Starboy starts playing as you shut your eyes.
  927. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Na4j8AVgA
  928. >...?
  929. >Nothing has happened, the pitch black area was still here but something was definitely wrong.
  930. >"GOTCHA!!!"
  931. "AGHHH, affanculo si fica pazzo di un figlio di puttana e zoppicare cazzo di un bastardo!!!"
  932. >Turning on the lights to see your assailant as your heart literally just out your chest you see...
  933. >A pink girl with huge pink poofy hair?
  934.  
  935. >WAIT A SECOND...
  936. "That voice, you're a woman, not a crazy German male and female psycho couple. oh grazie grazie grazie!"
  937. >You hug her, you were so happy.
  938. >But wait if you were no longer at your school where were you?
  939. >"Oh that's easy silly this is Canterlot High School, you must be new here my name is Pinkie Pie. what's yours?"
  940. >What you were only talking in your head and she could predict what you were saying!?!?
  941. "Zeppeli, Zac Zeppeli."
  942. >You've got to find JoeJoe and tell him what just happened.
  943. "Tell me Mrs Pie, why were you hiding in this closest EXACTLY like the one from where I came from in crystal prep?"
  944. >The pink party girl holds her hands against her face in shock.
  945. >"YOU'RE FROM CRYSTAL PREP!?!?!"
  946. >You've got a feeling you shouldn't of said that.
  947. >"Listen i'll be nice to you, I was only here because I felt this weird urge to hide in the janitor's closet as if i knew something was going to happen and well out of nowhere you came and I threw you a surprise party but as you're from crystal prep you better be careful, here I have a spare set of clothes that will make you look totally normal and not raise any eyebrows at all, anyway I gotta go i've done my job here and have to go to the girly-whirlys room so BYE!"
  948. >As the pink girl finishes her long and fast sentence she darts out of the door in a pink mist exposing you to the outside world once more.
  949. >God that Rammstein guy was so creepy in the darkness, he had some sort of infatuation with the shadows and darkness, while that Angel she just used her voice and accent to push her extreme prejudices against you.
  950. >Getting outside you look better at whatever Pinkie gave you...
  951. >It was a big grey hoodie with cake frosting writing reading the following 'I AM NOT A MEMBER OF CRYSTAL PREP XxX'
  952. >You tried to remove the hoodie but the frosting had an interior layer stuck to your body, you'd have to wait till you got home...
  953. >Meaning you'd have to wear it back to Crystal prep, fuck.
  954. >You have to find JoeJoe!
  955.  
  956. >You are Zac Zeppeli, student of Crystal prep and you've just faced a out of body bizarre experience.
  957. >More importantly you must find JoeJoe and explain this out of body experience to him.
  958. >Stepping outside of the closest you get your mobile out and ring JoeJoe.
  959. >Thankfully it still being lunch most of the students were either eating or outside.
  960. >"Zac?"
  961. >Making your way down the hallway you quickly reply to the voice.
  962. "JoeJoe, where are you, I must find you!"
  963. >Your usually cool demeanor was gone as nothing could explain what you've just been through.
  964. >"Alright Zac Sheesh, it sounds like you've just had a out of body / near death experience."
  965. >...
  966. "Just tell me where you are so I can find you."
  967. >Stupid JoeJoe making you seem like you're exaggerating; you knew about Hamon and the spin but this 'thing' was the work of neither of those.
  968. >"Alright Zac I'm by the car park, just get out of the school, the place is a shit hole."
  969. >You hang up and make your focus escaping Canterlot high.
  970. >Heading towards the nearest door in the main hall you think of a genius plan.
  971. >Instead of going through the main hall where the most people will be, why not just go into a classroom and sneak out through a window instead, avoiding any problems.
  972. >You truly are a genius brain.
  973. >Avoiding the large doors you head towards the nearest classroom door.
  974. >Without peeking inside you just barge in seeing a open window.
  975. >"HEY WHERE'S DO YOU THINK YOU'S ARE GOING?"
  976. >Stupid brain.
  977. >"LOOKS WHAT WE'S GOT OURSELVES ERE'"
  978. >You turn to face your intruders and see them.
  979. >"I AM NOT A MEM-MEM OF CRYSTAL PREP..."
  980. >There was 3 of them, two quite large and one rather small.
  981. >The three shout in Unison.
  982. >"CRYSTAL PREP!?!?!?!"
  983. >The collar wearing students seemed to be of low intelligence and rather rebellious in their dress code.
  984. "Mamma mia, looks like i'll have to beat some sense into you."
  985.  
  986. >Assuming your battle pose the three simply chuckle.
  987. >"YOU'S IS PRETTY STUPID, YOU'S CANT BEAT'S US BECAUSE THERE'S 3 OF US TO 1 OF YOU'S!"
  988. >The other two laugh and nod in agreement.
  989. >The biggest of the three step forward first.
  990. >"YOU'S IS IN DETENTION FOR BEING IN THE WRONG SCHOOL!!"
  991. >His fighting style was rather simple, it was an all out thug attack swinging and merely hoping to land a blow.
  992. >Chuckling you decide to let him have some fun, stepping back as he fails to hit you.
  993. >"COME ON FIDO, DON'T LET THIS CHUMP WIN!"
  994. >Your assailant or 'Fido' grunts and starts swinging more wildly.
  995. >Even though you easily avoid these attacks if one was to land on you, well you'd be in a pretty bad shape to say the least.
  996. >Deciding to not get hit by the grey, almost animal like being with arms like tree trunks you continue strafing his blows.
  997. >"STOP DODGING AND FIGHT'S ME LIKE A MAN."
  998. >Fighting was a last resort but he was backing you into the corner.
  999. "I'll give you one chance to stop now Fido, otherwise you will be on the floor crying in pain from a broken arm."
  1000. >The two bystanders merely laughed at you.
  1001. >"YEAH RIGHT FIDO AIN'T AFRAID OF NOTHING!"
  1002. >Fido was too close to use the spin on so you decide to get close and personal.
  1003. "If you won't listen to me then listen to the pain you're about to be in!"
  1004. >Grabbing one of his flailing arms you use the nearby wall as a platform to flip over him.
  1005. >As he lays on the ground, his arm on the brink of being broke you give him a final chance.
  1006. "Fido, look at you, one moment you were attacking me and now you are facing the consequences of your actions."
  1007. >You stare at the other two as you continue.
  1008. "I will let go if you let me leave peacefully otherwise I will break your friends arm."
  1009. >The small one of the two pipes up.
  1010. >"ME'S DON'T BELIEVE YOU'S SPOT WILL BEAT YOU INTO GROUND, SPOT WILL HELP FIDO!"
  1011. >Becoming a human projectile he launches himself from the other grey skinned student right into your direction.
  1012. "I warned you idiota."
  1013.  
  1014. >While still holding Fido by the arm you raise your leg without any effort crushing the pathetic attempt of an attack from 'spot'
  1015. >As Spot flew into your boot face first you dragged him right into the floor next to Fido.
  1016. >Applying your boot to his back and pulling you broke Fido's arm leaving him writhing in pain as you let go.
  1017. "2 down one to go, you see your friends? do you want to be like them?"
  1018. >The third of the group merely chuckled.
  1019. >"ME'S DONT SAY MUCH BUT CAN TELL YOU'S THIS, YOU MESSING WITH THE DIAMOND DOG'S!!"
  1020. >As he finishes his sentences he pulls out a switch blade.
  1021. >You were wondering why all three wore dog collars with diamonds on their necks.
  1022. "Alright I understand, but I never came to fight you, I've just got to get to my friend."
  1023. >The last Diamond dog screeched ignoring your peace offering.
  1024. >As the last of the Diamond dogs charges towards you a voice interferes the tense atmosphere,
  1025. >"Dear god Zac you can fight but you can't negotiate with these special ed students."
  1026. >You recognised it as JoeJoe but you couldn't see him, even by the window.
  1027. >The voice didn't phase the last attacker at all.
  1028. >"DI-"
  1029. >As the lunging switchblade draws closer to you a crashing sound interrupts the sentence of your attacker.
  1030. >"Especially when it comes to Rover..."
  1031. >JoeJoe just threw a chair at Rover like a pencil.
  1032. "JoeJoe, I was about to make him stab himself with that knife, thanks for saving me the effort."
  1033. >You exchange a hearty chuckle as you ignore the three defeated diamond dogs.
  1034. >"That's Alright Zac now let's get out of here."
  1035. >Getting out of the window Fido shouts through his pain.
  1036. >"WE'S WILL GET YOU'S BACK JUST YOU WAIT ZAC!"
  1037. >Welp the only thing those 3 got off you was your name.
  1038. >"Out of all the classes you could of gone through you chose detention, damn Zac I thought you'd know better."
  1039. "Yes I thought it was a fool proof idea at first and then well, that happened but how did you know I was in trouble?"
  1040. >JoeJoe chuckles as you get to the car park.
  1041.  
  1042. >"Well that's quite simple, I could hear the fighting coming from the open window, and the big door right there just happened to be the exit."
  1043. >You mentally grimace at your mistake, but you kicked some ass so you're content with your choice.
  1044. "Let's just get going JoeJoe, I got a lot to explain and not a lot of time to explain it."
  1045. >"Let me give you a ride, repay your kindness from yesterday."
  1046. >Hopping into the Fiat you start explaining your day.
  1047. >You skip the badass parts of putting Sugarcoat and Indigo zap into their places.
  1048. "So essentially I was on lunch minding my own business and then I heard the voice of her..."
  1049. >You're mind recollects the correct details.
  1050. "Aryanne Hoofler, a student like any other however she is extremely prejudiced towards people of Judaism religion or appearance."
  1051. >You tap your nose to get your point across.
  1052. "I am very rarely afraid of anything JoeJoe but her persona and beliefs as a person sends shivers down my spine."
  1053. >JoeJoe nods whilst tightening his group on the steering wheel, he was visibly pissed off.
  1054. "Then as a hid, I heard the second of the voices... Erich Rammstein."
  1055. >JoeJoe could see the hairs on your neck standing in fear.
  1056. "He was going to attack me, I have a qualms when I hear or see either of them. I can only imagine what would've happened if... something didn't get me out of there"
  1057. >"We're here Zac, show me where they hang out."
  1058. >JoeJoe was on the brink of ripping his steering wheel off.
  1059. >"I don't judge people for their religion, appearance I judge them for how they act and treat me."
  1060. >He points towards crystal prep.
  1061. >"And NO ONE fucks with me or my friends!"
  1062. "Wait JoeJoe we haven't got a lot of time, i've got a better idea."
  1063. >Sneaking to the car park you find Aryanne's car .
  1064. >JoeJoe smirks.
  1065. >"Huh, and I thought your car was shit."
  1066. >Grabbing onto a nearby rock his smirk turned into a maniac smile.
  1067. >"Those assholes want a 'Crystal night' well we'll give them something better."
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