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- He came from Reddit said he’d just left college,
- Had a PC but was looking for knowledge
- On /v/
- For the Wii
- He told me that his rig was bloated
- I said “in that case can it run Crysis?”
- He said “Sure”
- And then in sixty seconds time, he said
- I want to play with console gamers
- I want to do whatever console gamers do
- I want to call other console gamers
- I want to call other console gamers’
- Moms whores
- Well his thread was a bore
- But I said “Let’s find you a PS4”
- I linked him to a page on GameStop
- It’s quite expensive
- And the price was better elsewhere
- But he bought it there
- I told him console games cost money
- He just laughed and said
- “Fucking buyfag”
- I said “Yeah?
- Well I don’t see any custom firmware in here”
- (Are you sure)
- You want to play with console gamers
- We’ve got exclusives but they’re often lamer,
- You want to play with console gamers
- You want to play with console gamers
- On /v/
- But he didn’t understand
- He said “I want to play Mario land”
- Locked at thirty eff pee ess
- No sales to make the games cost less
- Locked at seven twenty pee
- Only shit games ever free
- You have to pay to get online
- The player base, it always whines
- Yeah we might have some great games
- And the price for ease is it’s all the same
- You’ll never play with console players
- You’ll never suffer like console players do
- You’ll never spend like console players
- You’ll never adjust your field of view
- And update, and patch, and lag
- And call the other players fags
- Pick a side with the console gamers
- Pick a side just as long as it’s not Wii U
- Get mad in the console flame-wars
- Get mad even though they’re trolling you
- And the stupid thing that you do
- Because you think brand loyalty’s cool
- I want to play with console gamers on /v/ (repeat)
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