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  1. Jul 12 13:23:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Getting away from the FLEET that had been approaching the oil rig, the PIRATES crew of the Mutiny (+Luna) have finally managed to reach the dock where the Mutiny itself is. There's some fireworks still going off in the sky as they reach it, but eventually they stop, revealing a beautiful sky filled with stars. The moon hangs high in the sky, as it is past midnight, and the partying
  2. Jul 12 13:23:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> and fireworks and all have calmed down. There's some glowing bugs on the planks serving as streets and the waterways, but very few artificial lights on tonight, seemingly a townwide consideration for tonight.
  3. Jul 12 13:27:31 * Knox breathes a sigh of relief as they get back to the ship. "The hell was all that shit? It was a goddamned fleet..."
  4. Jul 12 13:29:24 * Melons breathes a sigh of ouch, I am in so much pain, this isn't fun as she limps back to the ship. "Seems like they've gotten much bolder."
  5. Jul 12 13:30:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Luna shrugs. "Maybe we'd know if we stuck around! But that probably would've been a bad idea."
  6. Jul 12 13:30:32 <Mackenzie> "Seems like we should have a contingency plan for surrender in the future." He's still acting like Spearow.
  7. Jul 12 13:30:48 * Knox gets out of Luna's boat and back on to the Mutiny proper. "Surrender? Fuck that."
  8. Jul 12 13:31:24 <Mackenzie> "I'd take a chance at breaking out from captivity over a chance of not dying horribly in a violent shipwreck."
  9. Jul 12 13:32:06 <Melons> "Giving the bad guys manipulating worldly bullshit a god and an eldritch abomination seems a poor decision alone."
  10. Jul 12 13:32:38 <Knox> "Assuming we're given the chance." he says, thinking back to Robin and the fucked up mind control armor, though he has doubts that the people they ran from were Aether.
  11. Jul 12 13:33:37 * Knox goes to take the prisoners down to the brig, cuffed, separated and bags over their heads, that sort of thing.
  12. Jul 12 13:35:22 * Mackenzie follows Knox down, but doesn't help unless asked to.
  13. Jul 12 13:36:07 <Mayuri> "Uhm... do they really want you guys that badly?" >.<
  14. Jul 12 13:36:21 <Melons> Melanie hobbles to the cap'n's captain box. "Surely they want us dead at the least."
  15. Jul 12 13:37:44 <Mackenzie> "We want them. That's why they want us. You see, when two organizations get together and want each other very much... I'm not sure where I'm going with this."
  16. Jul 12 13:38:15 * Knox doesn't really need the help, seems like he's used to taking prisoners like this. Either way, he goes around the ship checking things and probably grabbing some bandages from sick bay, drinking some Lemonade, that sort of thing.
  17. Jul 12 13:38:27 * Knox is back up with the others in no time though.
  18. Jul 12 13:40:18 <Knox> "We should probably figure out who the hell they even were. Could have been a pirate group rather than more of Aether's goons."
  19. Jul 12 13:40:59 <Mackenzie> "Sure." He flips open the woman's phone. "We just need to get into this."
  20. Jul 12 13:41:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...that is until there's a shift of...something. You guys can almost feel a wave of something pass over the city, something invisible, followed shortly by all the stars in the sky winking out and the moon turning redder and then...bleeding out into the sky. Like it's made of an egg that got splattered on the sky. There's a rumbling in the water below the town before things pop
  21. Jul 12 13:41:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> out of the water. They're mostly skeletal water pokemon floating through the air passively, with glowy eyes that look around at the scenery with some interest, but few of them move, if anyway, seeming to drift with an invisible current through the air. The air has gone stagnant, but breathable, the atmosphere much more oppressive than usual.
  22. Jul 12 13:41:32 <Knox> "...the fuck?"
  23. Jul 12 13:42:00 * Knox loses interest in Mack's musings and heads to the side of the deck, looking out.
  24. Jul 12 13:42:01 <Mackenzie> "That's unusual."
  25. Jul 12 13:42:22 <Mayuri> "T-This... uhm..." o.o
  26. Jul 12 13:42:36 <Mayuri> 5d6+3 Occult Knowledge: This is bad news, isn't it?
  27. Jul 12 13:42:40 * Melons pounds on the door to Lani's nest. "Lani, if you're not in there and readying to get the fuck out, I'm having you cast- oooooh..." She's a little more intrigued than disturbed.
  28. Jul 12 13:42:47 <Knox> "This is the same moon that I saw in..."
  29. Jul 12 13:43:06 * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined
  30. Jul 12 13:44:29 <Melons> Do they look like Reeve?
  31. Jul 12 13:45:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Very much so.
  32. Jul 12 13:45:09 <Lesieli> "What"
  33. Jul 12 13:45:20 <Mayuri> 5d6+3 Occult Knowledge: This is bad news, isn't it?
  34. Jul 12 13:45:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Occult Knowledge: This is bad news, isn't it?: 24 [5d6=1,6,5,5,4]
  35. Jul 12 13:45:34 <Melons> 6d6+4 Nonsense, this is awesome!
  36. Jul 12 13:45:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Nonsense, this is awesome!: 23 [6d6=2,2,5,3,3,4]
  37. Jul 12 13:46:08 * Melons lets Reeve out, because this is the best time to do something for the hell of it.
  38. Jul 12 13:46:08 <Knox> "Somehow I got a feeling this is gonna be a long night."
  39. Jul 12 13:46:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli, you get your Wakinoan Mythology bonus to occult here
  40. Jul 12 13:46:30 <Lesieli> Wheeee
  41. Jul 12 13:46:43 <Lesieli> 5d6+13 is how it works, right?
  42. Jul 12 13:46:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, is how it works, right?: 30 [5d6=2,3,4,3,5]
  43. Jul 12 13:46:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> Yes.
  44. Jul 12 13:47:37 <Knox> 4d6 this is where I roll Occult just because
  45. Jul 12 13:47:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, this is where I roll Occult just because: 14 [4d6=3,6,3,2]
  46. Jul 12 13:49:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mayuri and Melanie, you've heard before that a given reality can have multiple layers, one such layer being say, the underworld, or where spiritual things typically dwell. Ghosts that come in to normal reality usually have to pierce the veil between those layers to appear, although ti's not hard to exist once you've done so. So the local reality here has merged with an underworld of
  47. Jul 12 13:49:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> some sort
  48. Jul 12 13:51:26 <Mayuri> "This is the part where we run, right?"
  49. Jul 12 13:52:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli, this is the Dead Sea, where Kanaloa takes all those who die at sea who've lived uninteresting lives and they rot and simper until he makes them do stuff for him. It's mostly populated by sea creatures that lived rather passive lives that now serve as Kanaloa's errand runners, and of course it's also populated by a smaller amount of people who he's favored in life, adn those
  50. Jul 12 13:52:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> get to boss everyone around. When they're not being his concubines.
  51. Jul 12 13:52:54 <Knox> "This is the part where we get cautious. I don't know what's going on but we're going to need to be on guard."
  52. Jul 12 13:54:07 <Knox> "Doesn't seem too threatening yet at least." he says, looking out at skeleton ghost pokemon flying around out there.
  53. Jul 12 13:54:26 <Mackenzie> "We've seen worse. Not as encompassingly dangerous, but we've seen worse."
  54. Jul 12 13:54:44 <Lesieli> "More like this is the part where we question whether or not we're actually dead and just don't realize it yet"
  55. Jul 12 13:55:00 <Mayuri> "Like... an underworld overlaying ours isn't threating?"
  56. Jul 12 13:55:05 <Melons> "Nonono, don't you see? We can make them help us!...should probably get away from the city though...what with mermaids being crazy bitches and all."
  57. Jul 12 13:55:16 * Mayuri assumes better occult knowledge in Knox than she should. opps
  58. Jul 12 13:56:01 * Knox has been busy doing physical training too, he can't be perfect everywhere! Besides, his occult studies are way more recent. He's not going to be an expert like Melons would.
  59. Jul 12 13:56:51 <Knox> "I'm for that. We got everyone on board?"
  60. Jul 12 13:57:02 * Mackenzie isn't even trying to be aware.
  61. Jul 12 13:58:47 <Melons> "So two possibilities: Aether is pushing their hand to a ridiculous degree, or those were all ghost ships pursuing us because Aether made another certain motherfucker insane."
  62. Jul 12 14:00:42 <Knox> "Kanaloa then, huh?" he guesses. "..." he thinks about that a moment.
  63. Jul 12 14:00:46 <Mackenzie> "In the end, the only thing that matters is that there's something that wants us here and we don't want to be here."
  64. Jul 12 14:00:51 * Knox then looks at the door to below deck.
  65. Jul 12 14:00:57 <Melons> "Hey, someone go find out if our own crazy bitch is being a crazy bitch, would hate to be attacked from behind...or...below."
  66. Jul 12 14:01:22 <Mackenzie> "Mirai?" oh John, you so ass.
  67. Jul 12 14:01:42 <Knox> "I'll be right back."
  68. Jul 12 14:01:45 <Melons> "Reeve is going to eat you after this is done, Mack."
  69. Jul 12 14:02:16 * Knox heads below deck, quietly, to check and listen near Marie's room
  70. Jul 12 14:02:19 <Knox> 5d6+5 stealth
  71. Jul 12 14:02:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, stealth: 24 [5d6=2,2,4,5,6]
  72. Jul 12 14:02:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> There's the sound of sobbing, an occasional thump and a crash, and then more sobbing
  73. Jul 12 14:03:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> Her door is locked. From the sound of some of the thumps, it sounds like there's something in front of the door blocking it
  74. Jul 12 14:03:38 <Knox> Can he get a peek through the keyhole or under the door? If not, he's going back up.
  75. Jul 12 14:03:44 <Knox> Oh, in that case probably not.
  76. Jul 12 14:03:58 * Melons goes back to barging into the Captain's captain place.
  77. Jul 12 14:04:24 * Mackenzie shrugs and watches the evilness from the deck.
  78. Jul 12 14:04:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> The Cap'n is taking a nap in his chair, his cap over his eyes.
  79. Jul 12 14:04:45 * Knox heads back up. "Sounds like it's affecting her but she's shut herself in."
  80. Jul 12 14:05:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> Knox, heading back up, you notice that Mirai's door is open and she's not in there.
  81. Jul 12 14:05:04 <Mayuri> "So... uhm... I thought Aether was all techy, not all occult..." o.o;
  82. Jul 12 14:05:13 <Melons> "YOU OLD FUCK, WAKE THE FUCK UP, SHIT IS HAPPENING!" TK SHAKE, SHAKE!
  83. Jul 12 14:05:51 <Mayuri> "Would they really have the sorta occult person who can do this?"
  84. Jul 12 14:06:02 <Mackenzie> "I imagine they'll do anything necessary to accomplish what they want."
  85. Jul 12 14:06:13 <Knox> "I don't know, dicking around with the world book sounds like they've tried several angles to me."
  86. Jul 12 14:06:38 <Knox> "It's not exactly like technology and occultism are entirely mutually exclusive anyway."
  87. Jul 12 14:06:40 * Lesieli watches the ghostly apparitions and ponders her own existence. This is totally a good time for that sort of thing, right?
  88. Jul 12 14:07:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> Cap'n jumps up, his hat falling off and him getting himself together. "Whoawhadyasaylasswatnao?"
  89. Jul 12 14:07:15 <Mayuri> "Tell that to my parents."
  90. Jul 12 14:07:53 <Melons> Melanie assists the Cap'ns head towards the windows. "ANGRY FUCKING GODS ARE THROWING LEGIONS OF THE DAMNED AT US IN BOATS, WE NEED TO LEAVE!"
  91. Jul 12 14:08:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> He puts on his cap, surveying the landscape, a grim expression on his face. "Aye."
  92. Jul 12 14:09:05 <Melons> She storms back out to rejoin the others. "We have everyone here, right?"
  93. Jul 12 14:09:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli, while you're watching the floaty fish, you notice that someone's coming over to the ship! Two someones!
  94. Jul 12 14:09:18 <Lesieli> Friend or foe?
  95. Jul 12 14:09:42 <Lesieli> Lemme rephrase that
  96. Jul 12 14:10:01 <Lesieli> 4d6+6 Friend or Foe
  97. Jul 12 14:10:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Friend or Foe: 26 [4d6=3,6,6,5]
  98. Jul 12 14:10:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Iiiiit's...a blue haired girl in a blue dress with sparkly blue eyes and an auburn-haired girl in a green sweater with glasses getting dragged by the blue one. By which I mean Mir- Naamaka and Eileen.
  99. Jul 12 14:12:19 * Knox stares at the two.
  100. Jul 12 14:12:30 * Knox once he notices anyway
  101. Jul 12 14:12:43 <Knox> "Looks like we're getting two more."
  102. Jul 12 14:13:00 <Lesieli> Well they seem vaguely familiar. Les waves them over "Oii~ Interesting weather we're having tonight, eh?"
  103. Jul 12 14:13:22 <Mackenzie> 2d6+1 Does Mack notice, though?
  104. Jul 12 14:13:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, Does Mack notice, though?: 7 [2d6=3,3]
  105. Jul 12 14:14:10 <Melons> Irritated that no one directly answered her question, Melanie follows everyone else's gaze and l- "Y̧̼̹͈̝͇̳̲̣̟͈͖̟̙̗͑̂̋̐ͦ̃ͥ̔ͧ̈̔ͮͪ͐̐ͤͅO̡̞͈͔̹̝͖̥̺̞̖̜̒́̌͑Ų̴̵͊̉̓ͤ́ͬ̉̐̽ͭͬ̊ͭ͘҉̮̩̰ͅ!̨̛͇̹͉̥̙͌ͮ̓͋͝ͅ" She doesn't look particularly happy to see the bodysnatcher.
  106. Jul 12 14:14:46 <Mayuri> ((My client doesn't actually like corruption. ;-;))
  107. Jul 12 14:14:49 <Mayuri> ((Encoding troubles.))
  108. Jul 12 14:14:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Ah, good, Mele! You're more awake now!" Bluegirl is here, although her hair is noticeably getting darker and darker, back to Mirai's color. "They woke up Kanaloa, promised his messenger a sacrifice of whoever he wants from Ark! You have to get rid of him before he eats the whole city and...ugh" She shudders a bit as her hair goes completely black, one of her eyes is losing its
  109. Jul 12 14:14:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> sparkliness, so she covers it, gasping. "You're...going to need the Muse...he's shoving me out..."
  110. Jul 12 14:15:33 <Knox> "Oh, goddammit."
  111. Jul 12 14:15:53 * Mayuri looks a little surprised! Someone acknowledging Lesieli as a goddess? Impossible.
  112. Jul 12 14:16:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> "She can calm the Mermaids...and..." She gets all wobbly and falls over, body reverting to Mirai. Eileen catches her, her face all :S as she remains silent
  113. Jul 12 14:17:32 <Knox> "I knew about the whole messenger sacrifice thing but the entire fucking city? ..wait, Mirai? The hell? ...whatever I'll find out what the fuck's happening later."
  114. Jul 12 14:17:56 <Knox> "Who the hell is the Muse?"
  115. Jul 12 14:18:16 <Mayuri> "... Uhm... possession?" o.o
  116. Jul 12 14:18:16 <Lesieli> "That's - what I was about to ask, huh"
  117. Jul 12 14:18:20 <Melons> "G̙̬̘̦̼e̞ͅṭ ̘̻͕̱o̥̱̻͈n͏͎̰̫̝͍ ͓͖t̡̗̖͎h͈̳͚e̜͖̰͓ ̦͙̣͓͡f͕͔̹u̯̰͚c҉̙̼̫͙̘̼k̸̲̞̱̞̮͚i̪n̠͚͕̼̬g̪͈̱̤̮̯̖ ͖̝̬̳̤̩̜̕b̜̟̰̩̩̜͇oa͡t ͔̼̦͕̱̲̞s̙o̥͡ ̝̕w̟͖̰͓̲͝e͓͕͢ ̮̻͉͙̙͓c̠͙̻͢a̞̦n̻̯͙̭̪̗̩ ̯̩̮̲͡g͇͍̯̟̝̩e҉̯̯͍̦̜̤t͈̳̼͎̼ ̻̺̞̼ͅͅm̟̫̦ͅo͏͙̙̥̞v̮͈̝͙i͔n̻͠ͅg͓͡!͟"
  118. Jul 12 14:18:54 <Knox> "Fighting a god though..."
  119. Jul 12 14:18:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen turns red at Knox's question, and then is about to speak when Mel starts zalgoing it up and her expression screws up even more, she looks like she's about to cry
  120. Jul 12 14:19:04 <Knox> "Now that sounds interesting..."
  121. Jul 12 14:19:11 <Lesieli> "I'd listen to the glitch for now. Figure it out as we go"
  122. Jul 12 14:19:59 * Knox leaves the others to their own devices, at least making sure Eileen and Mirai are on board before going to man one of the cannons.
  123. Jul 12 14:20:14 <Mackenzie> Mack is listening, but not really paying better attention. Not enough to know Eileen is there.
  124. Jul 12 14:21:23 <Mayuri> "... and one a lot older than Missingno too, hun..." >.<
  125. Jul 12 14:22:08 <Melons> Melanie glares at Les and Mayuri as she recalls Reeve and places him in a cannon.
  126. Jul 12 14:22:16 <Melons> 3d6+3 So intimidating! Maybe.
  127. Jul 12 14:22:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, So intimidating! Maybe.: 15 [3d6=5,5,2]
  128. Jul 12 14:23:23 <Knox> "This is completely different, kid. The first time was in the dream world with dreamy superpowers and whatever the hell. This time we're going to be using the ship. If you don't know how to operate a poke-cannon... well, you're about to goddamn find out."
  129. Jul 12 14:23:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen tries to speak up. "Um..."
  130. Jul 12 14:24:05 * Knox looks at Eileen.
  131. Jul 12 14:24:11 <Mayuri> "Can you, like, even properly fight a god outside the dream world?" >.<
  132. Jul 12 14:24:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> She clams up
  133. Jul 12 14:24:45 <Knox> "If you're going to say something, say it already. Otherwise we need to get ready."
  134. Jul 12 14:25:22 * Knox is a little irritated, but even that can't throw off the sheer EXCITEMENT he's feeling as he starts prepping one of the cannons.
  135. Jul 12 14:26:15 <Lesieli> "Sure you can, not like we're that different from regular people~"
  136. Jul 12 14:26:20 <Lesieli> "Just, you know, godly and whatnot"
  137. Jul 12 14:26:27 <Melons> "Speak for your fucking self."
  138. Jul 12 14:27:01 <Mackenzie> "Oh right, we should get ready for battle. Sorry." He turns around and then is looking directly at Eileen. "Ivers?!"
  139. Jul 12 14:27:02 * Lesieli whispers to Mayrui "She's just butthurt she's not a REAL god"
  140. Jul 12 14:28:00 <Melons> Melanie strains to hear the wh- of course it doesn't matter whether she hears it or not, whispering is ALWAYS suspicious and ALWAYS about her!
  141. Jul 12 14:28:06 <Melons> 1d6-2 I mean, it's just intuitive.
  142. Jul 12 14:28:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, I mean, it's just intuitive.: 0 [1d6=2]
  143. Jul 12 14:28:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Hi..."
  144. Jul 12 14:29:30 * Mayuri blinks and giggles
  145. Jul 12 14:29:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen has her hands clasped together, in front of herself, looking down at the ground.
  146. Jul 12 14:29:52 <Mayuri> "I think she's just new at it~"
  147. Jul 12 14:29:54 <Knox> 1d6 Intuition
  148. Jul 12 14:29:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, Intuition: 1 [1d6=1]
  149. Jul 12 14:30:06 * Knox ignores Eileen then and gets ready, looking out at sea.
  150. Jul 12 14:31:15 <Mackenzie> "When did you get on board? ...It doesn't matter. There's inccredible evil gatehring here, and we need to be ready to fight it."
  151. Jul 12 14:31:39 <Mayuri> 5d6+4 Eileen's OK, right? o.o
  152. Jul 12 14:31:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Eileen's OK, right? o.o: 20 [5d6=2,1,6,1,6]
  153. Jul 12 14:31:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> "R-right...I guess I'm supposed to help..."
  154. Jul 12 14:32:13 <Melons> "Just don't fucking die!"
  155. Jul 12 14:33:03 <Mackenzie> "Hm? What help do you have to offer? I was just going to shoot them and hope they don't kill us."
  156. Jul 12 14:33:11 <Lesieli> "Though if you did, you'd probably still be hanging around here. Now that'd be a mess."
  157. Jul 12 14:35:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I um...well I can sing...but the last time I sang, I...It didn't help..."
  158. Jul 12 14:37:15 <Melons> "Then don't fucking do that." She glances about to see which boat Luna ended up on.
  159. Jul 12 14:37:27 <Mackenzie> "How didn't it help?"
  160. Jul 12 14:37:40 <Mackenzie> "shutupmelanie"
  161. Jul 12 14:37:56 <Lesieli> "You know, singing is a muse-like thing."
  162. Jul 12 14:38:01 <Mayuri> "What happened last time?" o.o
  163. Jul 12 14:38:11 <Melons> "Mack, things are a little fucking DIRE to be worried about defending your goddamn girlfriend."
  164. Jul 12 14:38:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Luna's looking left and right watching everyone go about, shrugging her shoulders. "Hey Mel, you wanna' hit it on a skimmer?"
  165. Jul 12 14:38:39 <Melons> "God yes!"
  166. Jul 12 14:39:16 * Mayuri blinks. Shipping points ++
  167. Jul 12 14:39:23 <Mayuri> "Skimmer..? Uhm.. like?"
  168. Jul 12 14:39:45 * Mackenzie gives Mel's comment a dismissive glare. "We need all the help we can get to survive this. As you may recall, the last time we encountered something this big, it took a godly intervention to escape at all."
  169. Jul 12 14:40:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Um...well...I sang to inspire the people...because they were getting unhappy with things at the time...and I was a little ambiguous with my lyrics and it um...kind of started a riot..."
  170. Jul 12 14:40:24 * Mayuri blinks
  171. Jul 12 14:40:31 <Mayuri> "Uhm..." o.o
  172. Jul 12 14:40:38 <Mackenzie> "And we failed hard. Permanently screwed up one of our crew members and another is still MIA."
  173. Jul 12 14:41:12 <Melons> Melanie makes a mental note to literally brand Mackenzie as she follows Luna.
  174. Jul 12 14:41:55 * Mayuri will be content to cast a GLITTER ATTACK enchantment into his laptop
  175. Jul 12 14:42:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I might need a little help, then, but...I'll see if I can do something..."
  176. Jul 12 14:42:45 * Mayuri examines a cannon!
  177. Jul 12 14:43:10 <Mayuri> 2d6+3 Tech Education: wtf is this thing
  178. Jul 12 14:43:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Tech Education: wtf is this thing: 15 [2d6=6,6]
  179. Jul 12 14:43:29 <Mackenzie> He turns back to Eileen. "Do you remember earlier today?"
  180. Jul 12 14:43:29 <Lesieli> It's a gun. You stick a Pokemon in and shoot at stuff
  181. Jul 12 14:48:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Yes...I do..."
  182. Jul 12 14:48:48 * Mayuri idly examines the Pokeball slot! Goes all touchy touchy on it.
  183. Jul 12 14:49:30 * Knox just slams QUARK's pokeball into his cannon, getting it online.
  184. Jul 12 14:49:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lani starts MOVING THE BOAT so that we can move to COMBAT
  185. Jul 12 14:49:33 <Mackenzie> "I wanted to help you become more confident in yourself, so I tried to convince you to get into that contest. And the people loved you, did they not?"
  186. Jul 12 14:49:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Um...yes...I'll..."
  187. Jul 12 14:50:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> "...I'll do what I can." She goes to the captain's quarters for a bit, now
  188. Jul 12 14:52:01 <Mackenzie> Mack scratches his head, then heads to where the cannons are. "Well hopefully I've helped inspire her confidence. I'm not positive what she can do, but it'll be an important help to us anyway." He prepares Veronica unto a cannon.
  189. Jul 12 14:52:30 * Mayuri presumably fails to get any sort of reaction from a hand, and thus, tries a Chiri Pokeball!
  190. Jul 12 14:53:17 * Lesieli sticks a Support Sheep™ in a cannon and preps for ship maintenance, since she's apparently the only one who even has a clue how any of it works
  191. Jul 12 14:54:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> After a bit, when you've gotten some distance from Ark, the waves start going nuts some distance away, and Lani beelines for that. Gotta' be something there. Of course, it's just a giant Manaphy rising from the ocean. Yeah, pretty normal. With a biiiiiig griiiiiin on its faaaaace
  192. Jul 12 14:54:54 <Knox> If anyone were to take their eyes off of Kanaloa for a moment, there's an almost eerily matching grin on Knox's face.
  193. Jul 12 14:56:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> The coloring on its body is...off. Hard to say whether it's normally that way or shadowiness does that. "Well what do we have here~" It's voice is definitely masculine, a bit on the higher pitched, careening side.
  194. Jul 12 14:57:43 <Lesieli> Well that's not too bad, Manaphy's totally aren't that threatening, right?
  195. Jul 12 14:57:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> give me your initiatives
  196. Jul 12 14:58:41 <Mackenzie> Veronica 30
  197. Jul 12 14:58:44 * Mayuri 20
  198. Jul 12 14:58:49 <Mayuri> ((Or Pokemon initative?))
  199. Jul 12 14:58:53 * Aori_Radidjiu (Revolution@sux-1B6987ED.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has left
  200. Jul 12 14:58:54 * Aori_Radidjiu (Revolution@sux-1B6987ED.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined
  201. Jul 12 14:58:55 * UboaServ sets mode +q on #youareapirate Aori_Radidjiu
  202. Jul 12 14:58:55 * UboaServ gives channel operator status to Aori_Radidjiu
  203. Jul 12 14:58:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> Just Trainer inits
  204. Jul 12 14:58:59 <Lesieli> Do we just take the highest of our unit? 32 here
  205. Jul 12 14:59:11 <Mackenzie> Mack 22
  206. Jul 12 14:59:26 <Melons> Melanie decides to swap to Elivagar at the last moment, but 24!
  207. Jul 12 15:00:03 <Knox> Knox 24!
  208. Jul 12 15:00:11 <Melons> OTP...I mean...
  209. Jul 12 15:01:06 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Kanaloa > Lani = Kanaloa > Lesieli > Auriga = Kanaloa > Melanie = Knox > Mack > Mayuri > Kanaloa = Luna
  210. Jul 12 15:03:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> "If you want a fight, I'll oblige you, but do remember, winner takes all!" Rain Dance! It's raining.
  211. Jul 12 15:04:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa's Death Aura Activates! Every unit loses 1/10th of its HP per turn!
  212. Jul 12 15:04:42 <Knox> "Sounds like good stakes to me!"
  213. Jul 12 15:04:48 <Mackenzie> "And all we get is an oversized plushie? So unfair."
  214. Jul 12 15:05:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lani! You guys got anywhere you wanna' go?
  215. Jul 12 15:05:34 <Mackenzie> probably somewhat close but not very close. IMO.
  216. Jul 12 15:06:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lani moves you all close enough to hit it with anything, pretty much!
  217. Jul 12 15:08:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa! "Ah, right for me, I see. WELCOME, then!" The waters begin churning under him
  218. Jul 12 15:08:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Whirlpool
  219. Jul 12 15:08:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Whirlpool: 20 [1d20=20]
  220. Jul 12 15:09:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> 4d6+16+30 Water Damage to the ship
  221. Jul 12 15:09:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Water Damage to the ship: 57 [4d6=1,3,2,5]
  222. Jul 12 15:10:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> The Whirlpool has 140 HP and 35 DR
  223. Jul 12 15:12:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli!
  224. Jul 12 15:13:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Les takes 1/10th HP damage from the Vortex and 1/10th HP damage from the Death Aura!
  225. Jul 12 15:13:11 <Mackenzie> What evassion(s) do(es) the ship has(ve)?
  226. Jul 12 15:13:18 <Lesieli> Luck and Death are both pretty dangerous, but Death probably more so, so
  227. Jul 12 15:13:57 <Lesieli> Let's start this God Battle off right! Godslayer! Vs that nasty Death Aura!
  228. Jul 12 15:14:15 <Lesieli> 2d20 EoF for good measure
  229. Jul 12 15:14:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, EoF for good measure: 22 [2d20=9,13]
  230. Jul 12 15:15:20 <Lesieli> 13 passes I believe, whew~ Though that is an injury w/ feedback
  231. Jul 12 15:16:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hit! You send out a rainbow-colored bullet right into Kanaloa's face, and he winces. "Oh, Mele. I didn't see you there. Always WERE no fun allowed, weren't you!?" He glares at the boat.
  232. Jul 12 15:16:59 <Lesieli> "Not when lives are on the line, nope~"
  233. Jul 12 15:17:10 <Lesieli> ". . . can he even hear me over here? Whatever"
  234. Jul 12 15:18:02 <Mayuri> 5d6+3 Does Mayuri actually know what a Legendary Aura is?
  235. Jul 12 15:18:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Does Mayuri actually know what a Legendary Aura is?: 13 [5d6=2,2,3,2,1]
  236. Jul 12 15:18:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga! She's gotten into place on a cannon and is aiming right for Kanaloa. "Don't know if you can take out the Whirlpool, but give him hell, Mr. Puppy!"
  237. Jul 12 15:18:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Thunder Fang
  238. Jul 12 15:18:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Thunder Fang: 1 [1d20=1]
  239. Jul 12 15:18:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missu.
  240. Jul 12 15:19:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa! "Might as well make sure not to hold back, then!" Tail Glow! +3 SAt stages!
  241. Jul 12 15:20:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  242. Jul 12 15:22:24 <Melons> Melanie Quick Switches to Sleight who Psych Ups Kanaloa.
  243. Jul 12 15:22:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> +3 SAt CS for your cannon!
  244. Jul 12 15:23:07 <Mayuri> "Come on! There's, like... one and a half godesses on this ship. And both are nice." :T
  245. Jul 12 15:23:09 <Mayuri> "Why do you have to be mean."
  246. Jul 12 15:23:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I want them to be mine you see~"
  247. Jul 12 15:24:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Knox!
  248. Jul 12 15:24:20 * Knox places his hand on his cannon. "None of that!" In his hand goes, and the cannon launches a shell that explodes into white mist in Kanaloa's face that burns away at his power!
  249. Jul 12 15:24:34 <Knox> 2d6+10+35 Clear Smog, can't miss!
  250. Jul 12 15:24:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, Clear Smog, can't miss!: 53 [2d6=4,4]
  251. Jul 12 15:24:45 <Knox> 1d20 Let's check for crits or poison touch though
  252. Jul 12 15:24:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, Let's check for crits or poison touch though: 8 [1d20=8]
  253. Jul 12 15:25:01 <Knox> And spending two AP to burn away 15 HP extra
  254. Jul 12 15:25:48 <Knox> Kanaloa's Special Attack stages have been reset to default!
  255. Jul 12 15:26:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> That they have! "NO FUN ALLOWED I SEE"
  256. Jul 12 15:26:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mackenzie!
  257. Jul 12 15:26:20 <Mayuri> "Hey, I'd be up for a tea party~"
  258. Jul 12 15:26:27 <Mayuri> "But not this kind of fun."
  259. Jul 12 15:26:59 <Knox> "What are you talking about? This is the most fun I've had in a year!"
  260. Jul 12 15:27:13 <Mackenzie> "Fun this, you slimy git!" Energy Ball!
  261. Jul 12 15:27:15 <Mackenzie> 1d20
  262. Jul 12 15:27:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  263. Jul 12 15:27:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits.
  264. Jul 12 15:27:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> You guys may or may not want to target the whirlpool eventually, just saiyan
  265. Jul 12 15:27:41 <Mackenzie> 2d10+10+24
  266. Jul 12 15:27:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 2d10+10+24: 44 [2d10=8,2]
  267. Jul 12 15:27:47 <Knox> I'm gonna
  268. Jul 12 15:27:48 <Melons> (Mackenzie, use Drought)
  269. Jul 12 15:27:59 <Knox> I just figured I should get rid of those special attack stages
  270. Jul 12 15:28:12 <Mackenzie> Oh right yeah, that's a good thing too.
  271. Jul 12 15:28:14 <Mackenzie> No fun allowed.
  272. Jul 12 15:28:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> DROUGHT!
  273. Jul 12 15:28:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> NO
  274. Jul 12 15:28:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> FUN
  275. Jul 12 15:28:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> ALLOWED
  276. Jul 12 15:28:49 * Mayuri idly pushes the button labeled "Cotton Guard"!
  277. Jul 12 15:29:02 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Lani > Lesieli > Auriga = Kanaloa > Melanie = Knox > Kanaloa > Mack > Mayuri > Kanaloa = Luna > Kanaloa
  278. Jul 12 15:29:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Swift Swim deactivates!
  279. Jul 12 15:29:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> VRP! The ship's barrier (which is actually visible) gets all fluffy!
  280. Jul 12 15:30:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mayuri!
  281. Jul 12 15:30:51 * Mayuri just moved!
  282. Jul 12 15:31:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh right
  283. Jul 12 15:31:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> HERP
  284. Jul 12 15:31:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa!
  285. Jul 12 15:31:27 <Mayuri> ((That was pushed back from Swift Swim!))
  286. Jul 12 15:31:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...actually already had his third turn, didn't he.
  287. Jul 12 15:31:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> Luna!
  288. Jul 12 15:32:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> JUST IN RANGE for a Moonblast!
  289. Jul 12 15:32:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20
  290. Jul 12 15:32:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  291. Jul 12 15:32:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss.
  292. Jul 12 15:32:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa!
  293. Jul 12 15:33:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 first roll
  294. Jul 12 15:33:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, first roll: 12 [1d20=12]
  295. Jul 12 15:33:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 second
  296. Jul 12 15:33:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, second: 18 [1d20=18]
  297. Jul 12 15:34:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> 18! He spews out an array of toxins at the Mutiny! Toxic! Badly Poisoned isn't any different from Poisoned here, just so you know, so it's Smog regardless
  298. Jul 12 15:34:32 <Melons> (Isn't the Mutiny steel type?)
  299. Jul 12 15:34:40 <Mayuri> ((PFFFT))
  300. Jul 12 15:34:45 <Lesieli> (The Barrier, not the ship)
  301. Jul 12 15:34:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, the barrier IS steel type
  302. Jul 12 15:34:54 <Melons> (The barrier is effectively the ship)
  303. Jul 12 15:34:56 <Melons> (At this point)
  304. Jul 12 15:35:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> So that blocks it
  305. Jul 12 15:35:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> He really looks MAD
  306. Jul 12 15:35:16 <Melons> Can that be Maledictioned?
  307. Jul 12 15:35:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> He's immune because of his Luck aura
  308. Jul 12 15:35:34 <Mackenzie> My happy fish looks more like a :/ fish
  309. Jul 12 15:35:45 * Lesieli would gloat a bit, but best not to make angry gods angrier. And she's kinda busy reeling from that divine feedback
  310. Jul 12 15:35:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, Lani!
  311. Jul 12 15:36:18 <Mayuri> "... shouldn't goddesses know type matchups?"
  312. Jul 12 15:36:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Kanaloa is male)
  313. Jul 12 15:36:36 * Mayuri doesn't know!
  314. Jul 12 15:36:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> (and also doesn't understand this newfangled technology)
  315. Jul 12 15:36:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> (and has an obviously masculine voice)
  316. Jul 12 15:36:51 <Mayuri> gods*
  317. Jul 12 15:36:57 <Melons> (>Steel newfangled)
  318. Jul 12 15:37:03 * Mayuri is hypocritic. Didn't know the barrier's type either.
  319. Jul 12 15:37:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> (More the barrier than the ship)
  320. Jul 12 15:37:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lani does his best to get the ship under control in the whirlpool! Duck and Weave activates!
  321. Jul 12 15:37:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> 6d6+6 Survival
  322. Jul 12 15:37:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Survival: 16 [6d6=1,1,2,2,3,1]
  323. Jul 12 15:38:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> jesus.
  324. Jul 12 15:38:19 <Mackenzie> Some days you just can't outmaneuver a god
  325. Jul 12 15:38:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> +1 Evasion!
  326. Jul 12 15:38:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli!
  327. Jul 12 15:39:36 <Lesieli> Whoa, again? She needs time to recover still, so sheep adds even more to the barrier. Charge! +1 Def and +1 SpDef CS, and the charge bonus however that works?
  328. Jul 12 15:40:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> So that's essentially +2 DR CS
  329. Jul 12 15:40:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ship is at +5
  330. Jul 12 15:40:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Next Electric attack is doubled in effect, from whoever!
  331. Jul 12 15:40:44 <Knox> DID YOU SAY CHARGE?
  332. Jul 12 15:40:50 <Knox> BECAUSE I THINK YOU SAID CHARGE
  333. Jul 12 15:40:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> SHE DID SAY CHARGE
  334. Jul 12 15:41:13 <Lesieli> Yeah, that's exactly what I said. Have fun with it, hope someone else can make good use of it
  335. Jul 12 15:41:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga fires the cannons again!
  336. Jul 12 15:41:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Mr. Puppy uses Crunch!
  337. Jul 12 15:41:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Mr. Puppy uses Crunch!: 1 [1d20=1]
  338. Jul 12 15:41:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> what even
  339. Jul 12 15:41:58 <Mackenzie> worst pokemon
  340. Jul 12 15:42:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa!
  341. Jul 12 15:42:14 <Mayuri> ((MELDICTION))
  342. Jul 12 15:42:18 <Mayuri> ((Do it)))
  343. Jul 12 15:42:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> (on an ally?)
  344. Jul 12 15:42:40 <Melons> (Firestones falls into his mouth)
  345. Jul 12 15:42:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Shadow Ball
  346. Jul 12 15:42:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Shadow Ball: 13 [1d20=13]
  347. Jul 12 15:42:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20
  348. Jul 12 15:42:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  349. Jul 12 15:42:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa has Super Luck! It's a crit!
  350. Jul 12 15:43:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> 4d8+20+30 KABLAM
  351. Jul 12 15:43:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, KABLAM: 78 [4d8=8,8,5,7]
  352. Jul 12 15:44:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Next up...Melanie!
  353. Jul 12 15:44:50 <Melons> Melanies̩̪̦̝ ̣͙̰͚͉̤b͓̖̟u͚̤̝t̳͖̯t̶͙ glows angrily!
  354. Jul 12 15:45:03 <Melons> Tail Glow.
  355. Jul 12 15:45:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> TAIL GLOW! "Ooooh, I want that one! She even lights up!"
  356. Jul 12 15:45:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Knox!
  357. Jul 12 15:45:32 <Knox> "Acontizo in Kanaloa! Hahahaha! Patefacio Ultrix Portam!" he intones, his tattoos glowing and rippling across his muscles. He places his hand on the slot with Quark's pokeball in it. Words of Power! Hidden Power: Electric, Cone 2! At the whirlpool itself and Kanaloa! Keen Eye! Kanaloa doesn't get any evasion bonuses from anything besides raw stats. "Cry, Vengeful Gate!" A glyph forms
  358. Jul 12 15:45:32 <Knox> itself horizontally in front of the cannon, before drawing power through the device from the Unown inside! What happens is a massive spray of lightning that careens out in an arc through the raging vortex and into the mad god!
  359. Jul 12 15:45:38 <Knox> 1d20+1 spending an AP here!
  360. Jul 12 15:45:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, spending an AP here!: 17 [1d20=16]
  361. Jul 12 15:45:41 <Melons> "Fuck off."
  362. Jul 12 15:46:01 <Knox> 4d8+20+32 ELECTRIC to Vortex and Kanaloa
  363. Jul 12 15:46:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, ELECTRIC to Vortex and Kanaloa: 70 [4d8=2,4,7,5]
  364. Jul 12 15:46:30 <Lesieli> "Whoa, never seen him do something like THAT before"
  365. Jul 12 15:47:40 <Mayuri> "And yet he doesn't recognize underworlds?" >.<
  366. Jul 12 15:48:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> The God grimaces, and the whirlpool starts abating (although it's not all the way there). Seems like that shaved off some of his longevity!
  367. Jul 12 15:48:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa! "Gonna' need to play it safe..." Aqua Ring!
  368. Jul 12 15:48:57 <Melons> Snatch.
  369. Jul 12 15:49:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> SNATCHED. There goes your next turn though.
  370. Jul 12 15:50:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Aqua Ring goes to your Skimmer instead of you as a unit, just as a note
  371. Jul 12 15:50:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mackenzie!
  372. Jul 12 15:50:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> And by skimmer I mean its barrier
  373. Jul 12 15:51:34 <Mackenzie> kay so
  374. Jul 12 15:53:53 <Mackenzie> Mack steps back from the cannon slightly and addresses the crew heartily, with his full-on angry pirate voice: "Alright! Hold yourselves together! We can counter everything he can throw! Also, help me!"
  375. Jul 12 15:53:55 <Mackenzie> 6d6+2
  376. Jul 12 15:53:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 6d6+2: 30 [6d6=5,3,3,6,5,6]
  377. Jul 12 15:54:09 <Mackenzie> 21 morals
  378. Jul 12 15:54:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Heartful Cry? Heartful Cry.
  379. Jul 12 15:54:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mayuri!
  380. Jul 12 15:55:52 * Mayuri swaps Ria for Naomi!
  381. Jul 12 15:57:01 <Mayuri> "Yeah! .. And hey~ If anyone's out there, mind lending a hand~?"
  382. Jul 12 15:57:04 <Mayuri> 5d6+3 CALL FRIENDS!
  383. Jul 12 15:57:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, CALL FRIENDS!: 24 [5d6=4,4,4,5,4]
  384. Jul 12 15:57:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> Occult, right?
  385. Jul 12 15:57:22 <Mayuri> ((yep))
  386. Jul 12 15:59:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> A swarm of Cottonee and Whimsicott flying by on a whirlwind hails you!
  387. Jul 12 15:59:53 * Mayuri blink blinks
  388. Jul 12 16:00:05 <Mayuri> "We have a mad sea god here, mind helping us a little~?"
  389. Jul 12 16:00:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Got anything you want them to do?
  390. Jul 12 16:00:33 <Mayuri> "Like, say... mess up his head a little?"
  391. Jul 12 16:01:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> A visible cloud of POISON spouts from them off towards Kanaloa!
  392. Jul 12 16:01:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Poison Powder!
  393. Jul 12 16:01:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Poison Powder!: 18 [1d20=18]
  394. Jul 12 16:01:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa is poisoned!
  395. Jul 12 16:02:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa!
  396. Jul 12 16:02:14 * Hissori has quit (Ping timeout)
  397. Jul 12 16:02:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d20 SCALD, he's gettin' MAD
  398. Jul 12 16:02:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, SCALD, he's gettin' MAD: 27 [2d20=16,11]
  399. Jul 12 16:02:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> crits since he got a 16
  400. Jul 12 16:02:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> And BURNS, starting a FIRE on deck!
  401. Jul 12 16:03:12 * Hissori (Hissori@B13D49D1.97983050.5F3D2770.IP) has joined
  402. Jul 12 16:04:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> The FIRE has 150 HP and 15 DR. Get to getting rid of it! it does 30 damage to a unit on its turn (except Mack, who has Veronica's Flash Fire)
  403. Jul 12 16:05:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> as for the scald damage
  404. Jul 12 16:05:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> 4d8+20+30 Drought cancels STAB
  405. Jul 12 16:05:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Drought cancels STAB: 63 [4d8=2,6,2,3]
  406. Jul 12 16:05:19 <Mayuri> ((Gah, not percentage damage? D;))
  407. Jul 12 16:05:26 <Mayuri> ((How many turns has it been?))
  408. Jul 12 16:05:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> (2, but Death Aura got negated immediately)
  409. Jul 12 16:05:51 <Melons> (Though there's still the Whirlpool)
  410. Jul 12 16:06:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> (mmmhmmm)
  411. Jul 12 16:06:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> So! Luna!
  412. Jul 12 16:08:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> 6d6+3 "Everyone! I know this is really really bad, but if we let ourselves lose composure we'll get worse! Don't let it get to you!"
  413. Jul 12 16:08:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, "Everyone! I know this is really really bad, but if we let ourselves lose composure we'll get worse! Don't let it get to you!": 19 [6d6=4,6,1,2,2,1]
  414. Jul 12 16:08:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Heartful Cry. 15 Morale
  415. Jul 12 16:08:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa, again!
  416. Jul 12 16:08:59 * Mayuri decides to stay as far away as the fire as she can! D:!
  417. Jul 12 16:08:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d20 Shadow Ball again
  418. Jul 12 16:09:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Shadow Ball again: 19 [2d20=17,2]
  419. Jul 12 16:09:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> CRIT
  420. Jul 12 16:09:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> 4d8+20+30 damage
  421. Jul 12 16:09:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, damage: 72 [4d8=8,3,7,4]
  422. Jul 12 16:09:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> And the ship's DR goes down by 1 CS
  423. Jul 12 16:10:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round! Lani!
  424. Jul 12 16:11:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> 6d6+1 "Aye. This isn't the time to fall apart now, Kiddoes!" Heartful Cry!
  425. Jul 12 16:11:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, "Aye. This isn't the time to fall apart now, Kiddoes!" Heartful Cry!: 18 [6d6=4,2,2,5,2,2]
  426. Jul 12 16:11:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli!
  427. Jul 12 16:12:23 <Lesieli> Argh, fire on deck, but I got more important things to worry about. Time for more Godbreaking.
  428. Jul 12 16:12:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> -30 HP from fire! -1/10th HP from Vortex!
  429. Jul 12 16:15:32 <Lesieli> Alright then, fire comes first
  430. Jul 12 16:15:49 <Knox> "The fucking steam ignited something? Goddamn..."
  431. Jul 12 16:16:22 <Lesieli> 4d6+6 Gods can wait, let's try some repairs
  432. Jul 12 16:16:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Gods can wait, let's try some repairs: 15 [4d6=3,2,2,2]
  433. Jul 12 16:16:28 <Lesieli> Well dang
  434. Jul 12 16:17:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Huh, I don't have Vortex listed in the repair list
  435. Jul 12 16:17:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> you cna get rid fo a Vortex/Leech Seed with 1 RP
  436. Jul 12 16:17:42 * Lesieli works on trying to put out the fire, but it's a little too much to handle all at once
  437. Jul 12 16:20:47 <Lesieli> So yeah, no more Vortex. Let's hope others can work on the fire
  438. Jul 12 16:21:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli helps Lani GET OUT OF THE VORTEX! No more Whirlpool!
  439. Jul 12 16:22:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> Next up is AURIGA!
  440. Jul 12 16:22:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I WON'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" She gets resist from Mr. Puppy, but SHE MAD
  441. Jul 12 16:22:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 THUNDER FANG
  442. Jul 12 16:22:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, THUNDER FANG: 18 [1d20=18]
  443. Jul 12 16:22:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> BAM
  444. Jul 12 16:23:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d2 Flinch or para?
  445. Jul 12 16:23:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Flinch or para?: 1 [1d2=1]
  446. Jul 12 16:23:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Flinch it is!
  447. Jul 12 16:23:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+10+35
  448. Jul 12 16:23:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d6+10+35: 47 [2d6=1,1]
  449. Jul 12 16:24:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, and I'd been forgetting the poison, so there's that
  450. Jul 12 16:24:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa doesn't go! And takes more poison
  451. Jul 12 16:24:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> 'MELANEI
  452. Jul 12 16:24:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> *MELANIE
  453. Jul 12 16:25:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> MALANEI
  454. Jul 12 16:25:12 <Melons> Interrupted last turn.
  455. Jul 12 16:25:19 * Knox begrudgingly gets off the cannons to work on putting out that fire with his Knox Buster, which spews out Salt Water everywhere!
  456. Jul 12 16:25:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> KNOX
  457. Jul 12 16:25:28 <Knox> Is there even an acc roll vs fire?
  458. Jul 12 16:25:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Naw.
  459. Jul 12 16:25:44 <Knox> 2d6+10+34 WATER TYPE
  460. Jul 12 16:25:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, WATER TYPE: 51 [2d6=2,5]
  461. Jul 12 16:26:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> The fire has shrunk! Only does 15 damage on your turn, now!
  462. Jul 12 16:26:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa! Again!
  463. Jul 12 16:27:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Guess what's Scenex2
  464. Jul 12 16:27:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's whirlpool
  465. Jul 12 16:27:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d20
  466. Jul 12 16:27:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d20: 24 [2d20=12,12]
  467. Jul 12 16:27:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> At least it's not a crit
  468. Jul 12 16:27:57 <Knox> "Help me put out the fire, don't worry about the angry god for a second!"
  469. Jul 12 16:28:10 <Mayuri> ((If I Glitter Storm))
  470. Jul 12 16:28:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d8+6+30 Water damage to the barrier
  471. Jul 12 16:28:15 <Mayuri> ((What happens to the fire and whirlpool))
  472. Jul 12 16:28:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Water damage to the barrier: 38 [1d8=2]
  473. Jul 12 16:28:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> Not much.
  474. Jul 12 16:29:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> BUT YOU'RE IN A VORTEX AGAIN
  475. Jul 12 16:29:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mackenzie!
  476. Jul 12 16:32:48 <Mackenzie> Mack cools himself down momentarily, then focuses his energy on becoming an hero!
  477. Jul 12 16:33:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> http://pastebin.com/BVT8t5F9
  478. Jul 12 16:35:35 <Mayuri> ((Mayur?))
  479. Jul 12 16:35:39 <Mayuri> ((Or still Mack))
  480. Jul 12 16:35:47 <Mackenzie> That's a full action
  481. Jul 12 16:36:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Naw I'll let you move this turn
  482. Jul 12 16:36:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> I really should make herofying a swift action
  483. Jul 12 16:38:22 <Mackenzie> " 'AAAYYYYYYYYYYY! "
  484. Jul 12 16:38:31 <Mackenzie> Heal Pulse!
  485. Jul 12 16:39:40 <Mackenzie> (on self)
  486. Jul 12 16:40:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> (on everyone)
  487. Jul 12 16:40:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mayuri!
  488. Jul 12 16:40:40 <Mayuri> "Uhm... Naomi, see if your thingie can fix the ship!!"
  489. Jul 12 16:40:44 <Mayuri> (Aromatherapy!)
  490. Jul 12 16:41:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> With the POWER OF WONDERFUL SCENTS, AROMATHERAPY CURES
  491. Jul 12 16:41:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...your choice of Fire or Vortex, what'll it be
  492. Jul 12 16:41:58 <Mayuri> Fire be gone!
  493. Jul 12 16:42:02 * Mackenzie 's collar pops itself
  494. Jul 12 16:42:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> FIRE IS GONE
  495. Jul 12 16:43:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa!
  496. Jul 12 16:43:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d20 Scald on Melanie's ship.
  497. Jul 12 16:43:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Scald on Melanie's ship.: 19 [2d20=11,8]
  498. Jul 12 16:44:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d8+10+30 Water
  499. Jul 12 16:44:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Water: 43 [2d8=1,2]
  500. Jul 12 16:45:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> Luna!
  501. Jul 12 16:45:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 ANOTHER MOONBLAST
  502. Jul 12 16:45:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, ANOTHER MOONBLAST: 13 [1d20=13]
  503. Jul 12 16:45:36 * Mackenzie puts on his sunglasses and addresses Jennifer. "Hey babe, how you holdin' up?"
  504. Jul 12 16:46:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> Jennifer picks up. "Went off to buy some supplies. Ship's gone. What's up?"
  505. Jul 12 16:46:47 <Mackenzie> "Not much, not much. Out on the water killin' some evil gods. You know, pirate stuff."
  506. Jul 12 16:46:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+25
  507. Jul 12 16:46:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d8+10+25: 59 [3d8=8,8,8]
  508. Jul 12 16:47:24 <Mayuri> "By that, Mack means THERE'S A GIANT MANAPHY" >.<
  509. Jul 12 16:47:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Oh, is that why there's the fishbones?"
  510. Jul 12 16:48:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa!
  511. Jul 12 16:48:13 <Mackenzie> "Not for long there ain't, if you catch my drift."
  512. Jul 12 16:48:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Bubblebeam on Mel's Ship
  513. Jul 12 16:48:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Bubblebeam on Mel's Ship: 6 [1d20=6]
  514. Jul 12 16:48:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20
  515. Jul 12 16:48:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  516. Jul 12 16:49:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d6+10+30
  517. Jul 12 16:49:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d6+10+30: 49 [3d6=5,1,3]
  518. Jul 12 16:49:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> New round! Lani!
  519. Jul 12 16:50:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> 6d6+1 "Like aye said kiddoes, keepin' it together is gonna' help a bunch! I think the lass here is almost ready to sing a song, ain't she?" Eileen gives a bit of sputtering.
  520. Jul 12 16:50:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, "Like aye said kiddoes, keepin' it together is gonna' help a bunch! I think the lass here is almost ready to sing a song, ain't she?" Eileen gives a bit of sputtering.: 19 [6d6=5,2,4,1,4,2]
  521. Jul 12 16:50:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> 15 Morale
  522. Jul 12 16:51:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli!
  523. Jul 12 16:52:04 <Lesieli> There's still a vortex, but at least The fire's out. Now can I kill the thing's Luck Aura?
  524. Jul 12 16:52:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> You can certainly try, yes~
  525. Jul 12 16:52:33 <Lesieli> (Why is my computer randomly switching between eng and jap text?)
  526. Jul 12 16:52:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> (it's adorable)
  527. Jul 12 16:52:47 <Melons> (Because you're a weeb)
  528. Jul 12 16:53:10 <Lesieli> (It has a mind of its own apparently)
  529. Jul 12 16:53:40 <Lesieli> Anyways, if there are no complaints, gonna try and get rid of the massive rolling advantage this thing has
  530. Jul 12 16:53:48 <Knox> Go for it!
  531. Jul 12 16:53:56 <Lesieli> 1d20 Aura Breakaaa!
  532. Jul 12 16:53:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Aura Breakaaa!: 15 [1d20=15]
  533. Jul 12 16:54:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> THAT HITS
  534. Jul 12 16:54:20 <Lesieli> BOY THIS GODSLAYING GIG HURTS
  535. Jul 12 16:54:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> That means MORE MORALE
  536. Jul 12 16:54:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> ALMOST THERE GUYS
  537. Jul 12 16:54:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga!
  538. Jul 12 16:54:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Crunch on Kanaloa (Vortex has too much DR)
  539. Jul 12 16:54:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Crunch on Kanaloa (Vortex has too much DR): 7 [1d20=7]
  540. Jul 12 16:55:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...barely misses.
  541. Jul 12 16:55:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa!
  542. Jul 12 16:55:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Bubble Beam on Mutiny!
  543. Jul 12 16:55:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Bubble Beam on Mutiny!: 7 [1d20=7]
  544. Jul 12 16:55:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits since it has barely any eva
  545. Jul 12 16:55:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d6+10+30
  546. Jul 12 16:55:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 3d6+10+30: 45 [3d6=2,1,2]
  547. Jul 12 16:56:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  548. Jul 12 16:56:51 <Melons> Time to make full use of Phantom Limb!
  549. Jul 12 16:57:23 <Melons> 1d20+1 Vicious Hone Claws + Shadow Ball from far as fuck away.
  550. Jul 12 16:57:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Vicious Hone Claws + Shadow Ball from far as fuck away.: 7 [1d20=6]
  551. Jul 12 16:57:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> miss.
  552. Jul 12 16:57:37 <Mackenzie> "Well, you stay fine over there. We'll be back in no time."
  553. Jul 12 16:57:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Knox!
  554. Jul 12 16:57:50 * Knox swaps Quark's ball for Spectrum. Time to get that morale up! Sure strike, Feint Attack!
  555. Jul 12 16:57:53 <Knox> 1d20 can't miss
  556. Jul 12 16:57:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, can't miss: 7 [1d20=7]
  557. Jul 12 16:58:10 <Knox> 2d6+8+24
  558. Jul 12 16:58:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, 2d6+8+24: 41 [2d6=5,4]
  559. Jul 12 16:58:26 <Melons> You can't do swaps like that.
  560. Jul 12 16:58:39 <Knox> (He said it was a free action)
  561. Jul 12 16:58:44 <Melons> (Did you not read?)
  562. Jul 12 16:58:46 <Knox> (Unless he changed it)
  563. Jul 12 16:58:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh right I did)
  564. Jul 12 16:59:00 <Melons> ([15:16:03] <Melons> "Switching: Switch pokemon does not use up your whole action, but you can no longer attack or use any maneuver which uses an attack. You may still use non-attack Maneuvers like Heartful Cry and Repair.")
  565. Jul 12 16:59:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> (WHOOPS)
  566. Jul 12 16:59:25 <Knox> In that case...
  567. Jul 12 16:59:44 <Knox> Same thing but with another Clear Smog instead. Whoops!
  568. Jul 12 16:59:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> whoops!
  569. Jul 12 16:59:52 <Knox> 2d6+10+35
  570. Jul 12 16:59:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, 2d6+10+35: 52 [2d6=2,5]
  571. Jul 12 16:59:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> roll it
  572. Jul 12 16:59:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> okay
  573. Jul 12 17:00:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa!
  574. Jul 12 17:00:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Dark Pulse on the Mutiny!
  575. Jul 12 17:00:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Dark Pulse on the Mutiny!: 18 [1d20=18]
  576. Jul 12 17:01:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> whoa nice
  577. Jul 12 17:01:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d8+10+30
  578. Jul 12 17:01:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 2d8+10+30: 51 [2d8=6,5]
  579. Jul 12 17:02:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Everyone gets JOLTED and has to get themselves back together. Mackenzie's turn has been skipped! Mayuri!
  580. Jul 12 17:02:31 * Mayuri idly presses "Synthesis"~ Excepts sun to still be up.
  581. Jul 12 17:02:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> It is!
  582. Jul 12 17:02:44 <Mayuri> ((One sec))
  583. Jul 12 17:03:49 * Mayuri scratch that~
  584. Jul 12 17:04:43 <Mayuri> "So, uhm.... Kanaloa~ We're sorta kinda winning, soo~ You wanna give up already~?"
  585. Jul 12 17:05:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> "You kidding? This is the best fight I've had in ages!"
  586. Jul 12 17:05:55 <Lesieli> "Well, so long as we're all having fun?"
  587. Jul 12 17:06:04 <Mayuri> "Oh well... Guess we're gonna win instead then. Right?"
  588. Jul 12 17:06:10 <Mayuri> 6d6+4 Power of dorbs~
  589. Jul 12 17:06:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Power of dorbs~: 25 [6d6=5,5,4,2,1,4]
  590. Jul 12 17:06:13 <Knox> "Fuck yes, we're winning!"
  591. Jul 12 17:06:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> Heartful Cry?
  592. Jul 12 17:06:23 <Mayuri> Yep!
  593. Jul 12 17:06:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> that's 18 Morale!
  594. Jul 12 17:06:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa!
  595. Jul 12 17:07:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> "In fact, this is making me have to dip into my old black magic, let's see heeeere....ah, yes!"
  596. Jul 12 17:07:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> He rubs his hands together and shoots out a FLAMETHROWER at the Mutiny!
  597. Jul 12 17:07:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20
  598. Jul 12 17:07:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  599. Jul 12 17:08:00 <Lesieli> It has hands?
  600. Jul 12 17:08:06 <Melons> Finhands.
  601. Jul 12 17:08:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> arms
  602. Jul 12 17:08:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> finhands
  603. Jul 12 17:08:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> fins
  604. Jul 12 17:08:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> nubs
  605. Jul 12 17:08:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> +2 DB from Sunny, so...
  606. Jul 12 17:08:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d10+10+30 FIRE DAMAGE TO YOUR STEEL BARRIER
  607. Jul 12 17:08:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, FIRE DAMAGE TO YOUR STEEL BARRIER: 64 [3d10=8,6,10]
  608. Jul 12 17:09:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> The barrier creaks, but holds...it's looking rather thin.
  609. Jul 12 17:10:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> Luna!
  610. Jul 12 17:10:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...she can't hit Kanaloa, so instead it's time for a HEARTFUL CRY!
  611. Jul 12 17:10:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> 6d6+4
  612. Jul 12 17:10:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 6d6+4: 24 [6d6=1,3,3,6,4,3]
  613. Jul 12 17:11:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Who cares if he's got black magic, we're kicking his ass! C'mon guys!"
  614. Jul 12 17:11:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> MORALE MAX
  615. Jul 12 17:12:00 <Melons> "Hey...I have black magic..."
  616. Jul 12 17:12:52 <Mayuri> "Does fairy magic count as black magic?"
  617. Jul 12 17:13:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen runs over on deck and grabs Mackenzie, she's holding two Microphones, handing one to him. "Um...um..."
  618. Jul 12 17:13:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I'll do it"
  619. Jul 12 17:13:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> "C-can you start though? I need a foot in the door..."
  620. Jul 12 17:17:02 <Mackenzie> "Sure thing, babe. I ain't exactly in the state of mind you're used to, but hey, s'all good, right?" He tips his sunglasses and looks at her through them. "You better be ready for the hype, ya catch?"
  621. Jul 12 17:17:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> "A-all right then, you start..."
  622. Jul 12 17:17:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> AND WITH THAT
  623. Jul 12 17:18:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> RALLY: THAT'S WHY I BELIEVE IN YOU!
  624. Jul 12 17:19:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> +5 damage all attacks, 1 RP and 1 FP to all non-captain units, +5 to all actions that increase morale!
  625. Jul 12 17:19:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> Annnnnd 1/4th HP restored to all units!
  626. Jul 12 17:20:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa! "WELL, that's something! Let's try and shake it up!"
  627. Jul 12 17:20:22 <Mackenzie> Mack moves into the middle of the deck and starts doing a big overhead clapping motion. Nobody probably follows along, but fuck them. "Come on and SLAM! If you wanna JAM!" And so on.
  628. Jul 12 17:20:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 bubble beam on Kanaloa!
  629. Jul 12 17:20:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, bubble beam on Kanaloa!: 17 [1d20=17]
  630. Jul 12 17:21:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...on the mutiny
  631. Jul 12 17:21:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> HIs Super Luck isn't around anymore, thankfully!
  632. Jul 12 17:21:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d6+10+30 and lower Lani's spd by 1 CS
  633. Jul 12 17:21:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, and lower Lani's spd by 1 CS: 52 [3d6=4,3,5]
  634. Jul 12 17:22:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> His Init spot is the same, though
  635. Jul 12 17:22:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> BUT OH
  636. Jul 12 17:22:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> WAIT
  637. Jul 12 17:22:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> THAT SHATTERS THE BARRIER
  638. Jul 12 17:23:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1 Hull point of damage! The ship starts groaning!
  639. Jul 12 17:23:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lani! He holds his action until after Lesieli
  640. Jul 12 17:23:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lesieli!
  641. Jul 12 17:24:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Whirlpool is still going
  642. Jul 12 17:24:18 <Lesieli> We have Morale left over, right?
  643. Jul 12 17:24:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Oh, and Morale got set to 50, it didn't use the whole thing
  644. Jul 12 17:24:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> that's correct
  645. Jul 12 17:24:28 <Mackenzie> Is the barrier done for good?
  646. Jul 12 17:24:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's at 45 now because you got hit
  647. Jul 12 17:24:36 <Lesieli> 4d6+6 Tech, let's see if we can't get that barrier back up
  648. Jul 12 17:24:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Lesieli, Tech, let's see if we can't get that barrier back up: 18 [4d6=6,3,2,1]
  649. Jul 12 17:24:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> NOT IF LES BRINGS IT BACK UP
  650. Jul 12 17:24:54 <Melons> (Don't forget about the +1 RP and FP)
  651. Jul 12 17:24:54 <Knox> (Yep, you have +1 RP from the rally)
  652. Jul 12 17:24:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1 RP + the 1 RP that the Rally gave you is 2
  653. Jul 12 17:25:08 <Lesieli> Perfect then, Barrier's back up at 50%
  654. Jul 12 17:25:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> 30 Morale now, but hey! Lani's still holding, maybe someone else will get rid of the Whirlpool
  655. Jul 12 17:26:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> Auriga!
  656. Jul 12 17:26:21 * Knox listens to the song being sung and leans his head back for a moment. Though the battle is tense, he's reminded of simpler times, back with the crew of the Eclipse. ...And then something comes to mind. ...Yeah, that'll do.
  657. Jul 12 17:26:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Thunder Fang on Kanaloa
  658. Jul 12 17:26:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Thunder Fang on Kanaloa: 14 [1d20=14]
  659. Jul 12 17:26:46 <Melons> Melanie is glad she's not near the source of the song, this is obnoxious. Though the kind of obnoxious that makes you want to hit things harder.
  660. Jul 12 17:27:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+10+35 LIGHTNIN' DAMAGE
  661. Jul 12 17:27:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, LIGHTNIN' DAMAGE: 51 [2d6=4,2]
  662. Jul 12 17:27:15 <Melons> That's not even a type.
  663. Jul 12 17:27:38 <Mackenzie> You're not even a type.
  664. Jul 12 17:27:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> Kanaloa!
  665. Jul 12 17:27:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 FLAMETHROWER on Mel's ship this time
  666. Jul 12 17:27:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, FLAMETHROWER on Mel's ship this time: 15 [1d20=15]
  667. Jul 12 17:27:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh wiat
  668. Jul 12 17:27:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> it's in the middle of nowhere
  669. Jul 12 17:27:55 <Mayuri> "Can't we... sing something else." >.<
  670. Jul 12 17:27:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> let's seeeeee
  671. Jul 12 17:28:26 <Mackenzie> You are nobody's type. Enjoy being forever alone.
  672. Jul 12 17:28:39 <Melons> W-Woah...
  673. Jul 12 17:28:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> There we go
  674. Jul 12 17:29:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d10+10+30 fire damage on Melboat
  675. Jul 12 17:29:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, fire damage on Melboat: 60 [3d10=10,9,1]
  676. Jul 12 17:30:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> "You kids and your fancy not-magic!"
  677. Jul 12 17:30:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  678. Jul 12 17:31:26 <Melons> 1d20+1 Melanie pulls right up to the giant fuck with a glint of insanity in her eye. Eldritch motherfucking blast.
  679. Jul 12 17:31:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Melanie pulls right up to the giant fuck with a glint of insanity in her eye. Eldritch motherfucking blast.: 8 [1d20=7]
  680. Jul 12 17:31:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> SMITE makes it hit
  681. Jul 12 17:32:20 <Melons> 4d10+20+55 Fuck you Dicey
  682. Jul 12 17:32:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Fuck you Dicey: 101 [4d10=6,9,9,2]
  683. Jul 12 17:32:52 <Melons> "À͓̬̙̭̳̗̱N̶͓̮͙͕̣̠̻D̜̞̲̭͙͘ ͓̤̼͇́F͙̪̖͓ͅU̷̞̮̹̬͓̩C̸̭̹͔̦̺͓K̟̫̲̺̤͜ ̢̲̘̗̬̜̥͕Y̯͎̜͚͔͢O̗͍̪̥̕U ̭̣̭͇̲̻̼Y͇͎̞͉̳̻ͅOU̝͕͎͉͓͕͕ ̪̫F̶̙̤U̵̩̬̘̥͓̤C̼̲͍̩̝͇̹K̥!̣̩̯͚̤͕"
  684. Jul 12 17:33:03 <Melons> Oh, +5 damage from song thing.
  685. Jul 12 17:33:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh, right
  686. Jul 12 17:33:19 <Mayuri> Spend a FP to insta-hit.
  687. Jul 12 17:33:28 <Melons> I'm a captain.
  688. Jul 12 17:33:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> You have to use the maneuver
  689. Jul 12 17:33:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Knox!
  690. Jul 12 17:34:12 <Knox> "Listen up, God of the Sea! This has been a hell of a battle... I'd expect nothing less against the one whose name passes the lips of sailors and pirates when the storms rage on... hell, my old crew even paid their respects from time to time. But now, you will acknowledge me! Noxious Nick!"
  691. Jul 12 17:34:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh, I forgot the +5 on the thunder fang
  692. Jul 12 17:34:23 <Knox> Careful Aim!
  693. Jul 12 17:34:28 <Knox> 3d6+5+1 Combat
  694. Jul 12 17:34:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, Combat: 12 [3d6=2,2,2]
  695. Jul 12 17:34:33 <Knox> +1 FP
  696. Jul 12 17:34:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> that's 2!
  697. Jul 12 17:34:34 <Knox> Spending 2...
  698. Jul 12 17:34:50 <Knox> 1d20+1 CRITICAL SLUDGE WAVE
  699. Jul 12 17:34:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, CRITICAL SLUDGE WAVE: 21 [1d20=20]
  700. Jul 12 17:34:53 <Mackenzie> Wouldn't a 9 be embarassing?
  701. Jul 12 17:34:54 <Melons> ...
  702. Jul 12 17:35:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> D-D-D-DOUBLE CRITICAL
  703. Jul 12 17:35:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Go apply sniper there
  704. Jul 12 17:35:19 <Knox> 9d12+30+35
  705. Jul 12 17:35:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, 9d12+30+35: 107 [9d12=2,4,6,3,12,11,2,1,1]
  706. Jul 12 17:35:25 <Knox> +5
  707. Jul 12 17:35:50 <Knox> A shell rains out from Knox's cannon, and then explodes into a MASSIVE cloud of grime, goop and gas!
  708. Jul 12 17:35:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> wow that
  709. Jul 12 17:35:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> exactly KOs him
  710. Jul 12 17:37:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> He takes the hit, grinning. "WELL, guess me and my world should go back, then! You bunch of nofun jerks! The people who summoned me are gonna' get hell, I didn't even get any babes out of this!"
  711. Jul 12 17:37:57 <Mackenzie> "That's a slam jam dunk, aaaaaaaasshoooole!"
  712. Jul 12 17:38:13 <Mayuri> "Ne~ Who summoned you exactly?"
  713. Jul 12 17:38:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Team Aether, White Water division."
  714. Jul 12 17:38:50 * Mayuri crosses her arms and :Ts
  715. Jul 12 17:38:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Bunch of losers, I guess!"
  716. Jul 12 17:39:14 <Mayuri> "Hey, maybe we could help~"
  717. Jul 12 17:39:18 <Melons> Melanie pants from the exertion of channeling insanity. "If I see you up here again, you are fucking ḏe̱͙̫͎a̼̭͇d͔̦̘̺̤͡."
  718. Jul 12 17:39:40 <Mackenzie> I didn't read "Melanie pants" correctly
  719. Jul 12 17:39:45 * Melons paints.
  720. Jul 12 17:40:01 <Knox> "Give them double hell, even."
  721. Jul 12 17:40:36 <Mackenzie> "Yo, you wanna tell us where you met em? We can give em plenty of hell together!"
  722. Jul 12 17:40:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> he flops over on the water as the sky starts clearing up, sinking beneath the waves as the moon rights itself and the stars start reappearing. He looks up at Mel's boat as he falls through the water. "Oh, you're a fledgeling goddes, eeeeeh? You should come to my place, I could teach you some cool stuff! If you mind some time with me~"
  723. Jul 12 17:41:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> "You were...just there...silly..." gone.
  724. Jul 12 17:41:25 * Knox pops his neck and looks out over the sea.
  725. Jul 12 17:41:41 <Lesieli> "Maybe someday~"
  726. Jul 12 17:42:15 <Mayuri> "... uh, does that mean those weird people back in the oil rig are Aether affiliated?"
  727. Jul 12 17:42:37 <Lesieli> "Probably. I never doubted it in the first place"
  728. Jul 12 17:42:40 <Melons> Calming down a fair bit as the big nasty fades, Melanie starts steering back towards the Mutiny. "The fact that Aether didn't immediately appear in his wake makes it seem like they're gone...for now at least. Hard to say if they got what they wanted."
  729. Jul 12 17:43:49 <Knox> "Seems like it." he says to Mayuri. "And they're going to get fucked for making offers they couldn't back up."
  730. Jul 12 17:43:58 <Knox> "All in all seems like our job is done."
  731. Jul 12 17:44:20 <Mackenzie> "Don't make no sense that they up and left if they sent in all dem ships before."
  732. Jul 12 17:44:58 * Melons shrugs at Luna. "Were we supposed to be recording that?"
  733. Jul 12 17:45:23 * Knox looks over at Eileen. "...guess that means it was you, then."
  734. Jul 12 17:45:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> Luna holds up a camera. "With this?"
  735. Jul 12 17:46:32 <Melons> "Oh, did we actually? Whatever...hey, what the fuck's the plan, we meeting back up on Ark for a pit stop and then getting the fuck out as fast as possible or what?"
  736. Jul 12 17:46:55 <Mayuri> "What're we running from exactly?" ^.^;
  737. Jul 12 17:47:00 <Melons> "Stupidity."
  738. Jul 12 17:47:50 <Mackenzie> Mack goes over to Knox and raises his hand. "Hey man, gimme five. And don't gimme that shithead glare neither, you beat his fuckin' ass!"
  739. Jul 12 17:48:35 <Melons> "It is a quick thing, unfortunately." Melanie groans.
  740. Jul 12 17:49:25 * Mayuri retrieves Pokeballs and releases Chiri and Naomi!
  741. Jul 12 17:49:29 <Melons> "So...we wanna head back to Conch to check-in or what?"
  742. Jul 12 17:49:39 * Knox gives Mack a look for a moment, actually snrks a little, and gives Mack five. Not super enthusiastic, but he doesn't leave Mack hanging either.
  743. Jul 12 17:50:17 * Knox looks at Mel. "Losing game of hide and seek right there."
  744. Jul 12 17:51:14 <Melons> She gives him a stare that hints she's implying he's one of the many seekers.
  745. Jul 12 17:51:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen's still singing on her own for a bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5g89mGNIvU as you all get back together.
  746. Jul 12 17:51:37 * Knox returns the stare.
  747. Jul 12 17:51:45 <Knox> 6d6+5 you can't outstare Knox.
  748. Jul 12 17:51:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Knox, you can't outstare Knox.: 20 [6d6=2,5,2,1,4,1]
  749. Jul 12 17:51:56 <Melons> 3d6+3 COME ON TRIPLE SIX
  750. Jul 12 17:51:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, COME ON TRIPLE SIX: 15 [3d6=5,2,5]
  751. Jul 12 17:52:16 <Melons> Mel's nose twitches in discomfort.
  752. Jul 12 17:52:54 <Melons> "Oh, none of you guys are dead, right?"
  753. Jul 12 17:53:04 <Knox> "Anyway, fuck. Yeah, back to Ark long enough to finish up our business and go. Not that there's anything to do besides make sure everyone's on board."
  754. Jul 12 17:53:07 <Mackenzie> 2d6+2 Think about what it might mean that the big fleet of dudes Aether had has disappeared during their battle
  755. Jul 12 17:53:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, Think about what it might mean that the big fleet of dudes Aether had has disappeared during their battle: 10 [2d6=3,5]
  756. Jul 12 17:53:12 <Knox> "No. Disappointed?" he teases.
  757. Jul 12 17:53:50 <Melons> "It would certainly have made the game eas-...hm." Melanie hunts down Mirai. Or like tries to find her without the implication of murder.
  758. Jul 12 17:54:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mirai got carried over by Ken to her room, and Ken was making sure she's all right. She's still unconscious from after channeling Naamaka
  759. Jul 12 17:54:34 <Knox> ?? He doesn't know what to make of that, but whatever.
  760. Jul 12 17:54:55 * Knox gets to work cleaning up the ship after all that bullshit.
  761. Jul 12 17:55:04 <Knox> Fires, vortexes, water goddamn everywhere.
  762. Jul 12 17:55:21 * Mayuri also attempts triage on ship!
  763. Jul 12 17:55:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mayuri, roll me Med Ed
  764. Jul 12 17:56:08 * Melons points her thumb out towards the way on deck as she addresses Ken. "Lesieli wanted to see you."
  765. Jul 12 17:56:15 <Mayuri> 2d6+3 Medicine? Ships?
  766. Jul 12 17:56:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Medicine? Ships?: 12 [2d6=6,3]
  767. Jul 12 17:56:25 * Mackenzie does NOT keep this persona long after the end of the fight. He returns to normal, and hails Jennifer again, telling her that the ship is on the way back to Ark. And then Dave goes to eat dinner.
  768. Jul 12 17:56:26 <Melons> 4d6+4 Dat Guile, though it seems hard to actually fail...
  769. Jul 12 17:56:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Dat Guile, though it seems hard to actually fail...: 22 [4d6=1,6,6,5]
  770. Jul 12 17:56:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> Most everyone seem sokay....
  771. Jul 12 17:56:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Lani falls over.
  772. Jul 12 17:56:46 * Mayuri attempts triage on the ship! Not the people.
  773. Jul 12 17:56:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> 6d6+4 Perception
  774. Jul 12 17:56:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Perception: 28 [6d6=2,6,1,5,5,5]
  775. Jul 12 17:57:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> The ship? oh then I was being dumb. Either way Lani's passed out in his chair, seems the whole thing was rough on him.
  776. Jul 12 17:57:44 <Melons> Boozaholic.
  777. Jul 12 17:58:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> The ship has a bunch of holes and dinks, but nothing major seems to be damaged. The Hull is dented, though.
  778. Jul 12 17:58:06 <Mayuri> Like, you know. If it's intact, and how big of a mess there is. (Also, if her diary and laptop and other electronics are safe)
  779. Jul 12 17:58:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> Depends on how you put your stuff. If you had your laptop on a desk it probably fell off. Your room has carpet though, so while that's bad it's...not as bad? Doesn't seem lik ethere's flooding, at least.
  780. Jul 12 18:00:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ken gives Mel a blank stare, which eventually leads to his eyes narrowing. "All right, you can have your time together..." He heads up onto the deck.
  781. Jul 12 18:00:51 * Mayuri shrugs, and releases Hanako! Minccinos like cleaning stuff, right?
  782. Jul 12 18:01:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> So do Swablus!
  783. Jul 12 18:01:40 <Melons> Melanie looks a little disturbed, how the fuck did he even know, they have spent zero time together, what the fuck is her tell?! She (kind of) gets over it after a bit and sits on the bed next to Mirai with her head in her hands.
  784. Jul 12 18:02:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> She's breathing fine, looks fine, and it's not like she's in a coma! Maybe.
  785. Jul 12 18:03:33 <Melons> Poke. Dead people seem like they'd be cold. I know this because...
  786. Jul 12 18:03:39 <Melons> 2d6+4 I learned everything I know about medicine from TV
  787. Jul 12 18:03:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, I learned everything I know about medicine from TV: 10 [2d6=3,3]
  788. Jul 12 18:03:59 <Melons> Also coma people.
  789. Jul 12 18:04:11 <Melons> (That was totally a typo but sssssssshhhhhh)
  790. Jul 12 18:08:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> She's warm.
  791. Jul 12 18:09:49 <Melons> With a sigh of relief, she hugs Mirai's awkwardly unconscious body, accidentally shifting into BlendedMelform in the process. The compact version.
  792. Jul 12 18:11:53 <Knox> But yeah, Knox is making sure everything's alright, fixing up the most glaring problems, checking on Robin then going the fuck to sleep.
  793. Jul 12 18:11:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> MEANWHILE
  794. Jul 12 18:12:01 <Knox> All in all not a bad day.
  795. Jul 12 18:12:05 <Knox> MEANWHILE?
  796. Jul 12 18:12:13 <Mackenzie> Mack is up on the deck, looking out at Ark City wistfully
  797. Jul 12 18:12:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Eileen has set down the mic and is looking around the hsip
  798. Jul 12 18:12:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> *ship
  799. Jul 12 18:14:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> She finds Mack and walks up to him and remains...well, a bit quiet.
  800. Jul 12 18:14:49 * Mayuri is busy trying to clean up the inside of the ship!
  801. Jul 12 18:14:55 <Mackenzie> "Feeling better?"
  802. Jul 12 18:15:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> "...well, a bit."
  803. Jul 12 18:16:17 * Mayuri would presumably be trying to tea party with Lesieli, except Lesieli is AFK D:
  804. Jul 12 18:16:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> "...I guess I can do something helpful, if I really try...maybe I should stop pretending to be human." She clasps her hands in front of her chest, biting her lip.
  805. Jul 12 18:20:35 <Mackenzie> "You know, I talk about fate a lot. I mean, confidence has a lot to do with fate." He is unfaltering about that line, too. "It doesn't matter what you are. It matters who you are. When I became the man I am today, it didn't just get handed to me. I had to fight and train for my status, every day. That's why I think that fate and destiny are illusions. It's nothing but an excuse
  806. Jul 12 18:20:35 <Mackenzie> for people who don't have the lot in life that they want. When there's something you want to be, something you want to have... All you need to do is reach out and take it. Because as long as you're confident enough to reach, you deserve it."
  807. Jul 12 18:22:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> "...right."
  808. Jul 12 18:24:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I thought that doing something else would help, that something besides singing would be better or fill things in, so I became an artist, doing all sorts of things for people. I wasn't bad at it, but it never made me feel better and I never felt that it was what I should do, but I think I know what I should do now."
  809. Jul 12 18:24:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I should stop pretending to be what I'm not, and help you all out."
  810. Jul 12 18:25:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> She shrinks down to http://papayakitty.com/oekaki/pictures/OP_6788.png "So um, Mackenzie, w-will you be my trainer?"
  811. Jul 12 18:28:23 <Mackenzie> "Is that what you want? If you want to be a pokemon, and help me save the world as such, I would be glad to. However, if that dream you spoke of about being human is something you want to pursue, I'm certain that somewhere in this wild world of magic and dreams and the powers of gods, that such a thing can be within your reach."
  812. Jul 12 18:29:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> "No, I mean, w-well, I tried it. I tried and tried and tried but I never felt right, but when I was singing there, when I was helping you out...um...it was great! It was the best thing I've done in years, so m-my gut instinct is to go with you guys, and I'm pretty sure my gut is right here!"
  813. Jul 12 18:31:10 <Mackenzie> "Well, if that's what you want... I'm afraid you'll have to wait."
  814. Jul 12 18:31:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> "...eh?"
  815. Jul 12 18:31:45 <Mackenzie> "Because I don't have any poke balls right now!"
  816. Jul 12 18:32:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Oh!"
  817. Jul 12 18:32:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I can wait, yes!"
  818. Jul 12 18:32:18 <Mayuri> ((... best line))
  819. Jul 12 18:32:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> (^^^)
  820. Jul 12 18:34:03 * Mackenzie smirks. "Well, in either case, I have some new friends for you to meet."
  821. Jul 12 18:35:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> "A-all right then!" She makes a bow. "I look forward to working with you!"
  822. Jul 12 18:40:28 <Mackenzie> And then they presumably egress into Mack's room while they wait for his balls.
  823. Jul 12 18:42:23 <Knox> Goddammit
  824. Jul 12 18:47:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> AND WITH THAT, WE END OUR SESSION
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