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  1. Cortez: Talk.
  2. Bruce Lee: mikee
  3. Cortez: Yeah?
  4. Bruce Lee: why
  5. Cortez: Why what?
  6. Bruce Lee: you make fun of me
  7. Cortez: You harass and threaten my friends.
  8. Bruce Lee: no
  9. Cortez: You think I'm gonna be kind about that?
  10. Bruce Lee: my brother is just protecting me
  11. Cortez: Seems you both have the same writing style too
  12. Cortez: What about hairstyle?
  13. Cortez: Maybe the same clothes?
  14. Cortez: Because you're the same people.
  15. Cortez: I'm not an idiot.
  16. Bruce Lee: yes
  17. Bruce Lee: you got me
  18. Bruce Lee: haha
  19. Cortez: I study psychology as fucking hobby, of course I fucking "got you".
  20. Cortez: I'm not an autist.
  21. Bruce Lee: nice
  22. Cortez: And yeah, "nice", seems that you, like many others, know my real name. That's cute.
  23. Cortez: Tip, last name is Baird
  24. Cortez: Mikee Baird
  25. Bruce Lee: thanks
  26. Cortez: I don't give a shit who knows my name lmao.
  27. Cortez: You're welcome.
  28. Cortez: Can I ask why you're commenting on my old videos from 6 months ago?
  29. Bruce Lee: i am trying my best
  30. Cortez: Pretending to be some Russian spy shit, saying I need help with my videos and you want my email?
  31. Cortez: I don't upload.
  32. Cortez: I haven't in months.
  33. Cortez: Was that not the first thing you noticed, Jesus.
  34. Bruce Lee: nah
  35. Cortez: Time-stamps exist, you should check them sometime.
  36. Bruce Lee: you arent a 70 year old man
  37. Cortez: I didn't say I was
  38. Cortez: A time stamp is the time on something.
  39. Cortez: You get them on Steam.
  40. Cortez: That little time at the side
  41. Bruce Lee: you live near cazz?
  42. Cortez: 19:53 Cortez: I didn't say I was
  43. Cortez: Nah.
  44. Cortez: About 12 miles east lmao
  45. Cortez: Kinross
  46. Bruce Lee: same
  47. Cortez: Okay then lmao
  48. Cortez: Ireland isn't Kinross but alright.
  49. Bruce Lee: well
  50. Bruce Lee: best of luck to your children
  51. Cortez: I'll tell them that when they're born but okay then
  52. Cortez: "Ethan says good luck"
  53. Cortez: Or are you gonna do some IRA shit and track me down when they're born?
  54. Cortez: I've told you my city and name
  55. Bruce Lee: nice
  56. Bruce Lee: whats my second name them
  57. Cortez: I don't need to know it
  58. Cortez: I have no interest in knowing it.
  59. Bruce Lee: just my email
  60. Cortez: I don't have that
  61. Cortez: I don't need that
  62. Cortez: I don't even want it
  63. Cortez: Again, no interest, couldn't give a shit.
  64. Bruce Lee: well i hope your children have a illness
  65. Cortez: They probably will, knowing me
  66. Bruce Lee: yep
  67. Cortez: Maybe they'll get lucky and inherit my ADHD
  68. Cortez: We could all be a family of hyperactive fucks
  69. Bruce Lee: focus
  70. Cortez: Focus on what lmao
  71. Cortez: That's the most ironic thing to say to someone with ADHD lmao
  72. Cortez: We can't focus
  73. Cortez: It's funny as fuck
  74. Bruce Lee: haha
  75. Bruce Lee: gay and adhd
  76. Cortez: Yeah boi
  77. Cortez: I'd love to stick it in your ass
  78. Cortez: Maybe smear shit up your colon y'know
  79. Cortez: It'd be pretty hot.
  80. Cortez: We could have a threesome with my girlfriend
  81. Bruce Lee: anyday
  82. Cortez: Yeah no thank you.
  83. Cortez: My girlfriend, cheers.
  84. Bruce Lee: what is she?
  85. Cortez: Anyway, piss off from my videos, I don't use them anymore, you're not gaining anything from them
  86. Bruce Lee: transgender
  87. Cortez: And she's female lmao
  88. Cortez: I wouldn't mind dating a trans
  89. Bruce Lee: nice
  90. Cortez: It'd be fun, tits and a dick
  91. Bruce Lee: coem to amsterdam then
  92. Cortez: Pretty good tbh
  93. Bruce Lee: come
  94. Cortez: Amsterdam lmao no
  95. Cortez: I'm not interested in getting stabbed over a sugar cube
  96. Bruce Lee: the weed there is strong
  97. Cortez: I don't smoke.
  98. Bruce Lee: good choicr
  99. Bruce Lee: choice
  100. Cortez: Cool cool. Well I've got a life to live and a girl to please so I'll see you...never. Enjoy your life, tell your brother I said hi and fuck off out of our community thx
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