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- Cortez: Talk.
- Bruce Lee: mikee
- Cortez: Yeah?
- Bruce Lee: why
- Cortez: Why what?
- Bruce Lee: you make fun of me
- Cortez: You harass and threaten my friends.
- Bruce Lee: no
- Cortez: You think I'm gonna be kind about that?
- Bruce Lee: my brother is just protecting me
- Cortez: Seems you both have the same writing style too
- Cortez: What about hairstyle?
- Cortez: Maybe the same clothes?
- Cortez: Because you're the same people.
- Cortez: I'm not an idiot.
- Bruce Lee: yes
- Bruce Lee: you got me
- Bruce Lee: haha
- Cortez: I study psychology as fucking hobby, of course I fucking "got you".
- Cortez: I'm not an autist.
- Bruce Lee: nice
- Cortez: And yeah, "nice", seems that you, like many others, know my real name. That's cute.
- Cortez: Tip, last name is Baird
- Cortez: Mikee Baird
- Bruce Lee: thanks
- Cortez: I don't give a shit who knows my name lmao.
- Cortez: You're welcome.
- Cortez: Can I ask why you're commenting on my old videos from 6 months ago?
- Bruce Lee: i am trying my best
- Cortez: Pretending to be some Russian spy shit, saying I need help with my videos and you want my email?
- Cortez: I don't upload.
- Cortez: I haven't in months.
- Cortez: Was that not the first thing you noticed, Jesus.
- Bruce Lee: nah
- Cortez: Time-stamps exist, you should check them sometime.
- Bruce Lee: you arent a 70 year old man
- Cortez: I didn't say I was
- Cortez: A time stamp is the time on something.
- Cortez: You get them on Steam.
- Cortez: That little time at the side
- Bruce Lee: you live near cazz?
- Cortez: 19:53 Cortez: I didn't say I was
- Cortez: Nah.
- Cortez: About 12 miles east lmao
- Cortez: Kinross
- Bruce Lee: same
- Cortez: Okay then lmao
- Cortez: Ireland isn't Kinross but alright.
- Bruce Lee: well
- Bruce Lee: best of luck to your children
- Cortez: I'll tell them that when they're born but okay then
- Cortez: "Ethan says good luck"
- Cortez: Or are you gonna do some IRA shit and track me down when they're born?
- Cortez: I've told you my city and name
- Bruce Lee: nice
- Bruce Lee: whats my second name them
- Cortez: I don't need to know it
- Cortez: I have no interest in knowing it.
- Bruce Lee: just my email
- Cortez: I don't have that
- Cortez: I don't need that
- Cortez: I don't even want it
- Cortez: Again, no interest, couldn't give a shit.
- Bruce Lee: well i hope your children have a illness
- Cortez: They probably will, knowing me
- Bruce Lee: yep
- Cortez: Maybe they'll get lucky and inherit my ADHD
- Cortez: We could all be a family of hyperactive fucks
- Bruce Lee: focus
- Cortez: Focus on what lmao
- Cortez: That's the most ironic thing to say to someone with ADHD lmao
- Cortez: We can't focus
- Cortez: It's funny as fuck
- Bruce Lee: haha
- Bruce Lee: gay and adhd
- Cortez: Yeah boi
- Cortez: I'd love to stick it in your ass
- Cortez: Maybe smear shit up your colon y'know
- Cortez: It'd be pretty hot.
- Cortez: We could have a threesome with my girlfriend
- Bruce Lee: anyday
- Cortez: Yeah no thank you.
- Cortez: My girlfriend, cheers.
- Bruce Lee: what is she?
- Cortez: Anyway, piss off from my videos, I don't use them anymore, you're not gaining anything from them
- Bruce Lee: transgender
- Cortez: And she's female lmao
- Cortez: I wouldn't mind dating a trans
- Bruce Lee: nice
- Cortez: It'd be fun, tits and a dick
- Bruce Lee: coem to amsterdam then
- Cortez: Pretty good tbh
- Bruce Lee: come
- Cortez: Amsterdam lmao no
- Cortez: I'm not interested in getting stabbed over a sugar cube
- Bruce Lee: the weed there is strong
- Cortez: I don't smoke.
- Bruce Lee: good choicr
- Bruce Lee: choice
- Cortez: Cool cool. Well I've got a life to live and a girl to please so I'll see you...never. Enjoy your life, tell your brother I said hi and fuck off out of our community thx
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