Anonymous the thief shorts

>Day 1547 in Equestria
>You are Anonymous and also a master thief
>You finally found Celestia’s secret vault
>Only two Pegasus guards and you made quick work of them
>You don’t kill though so they’ll just wake up with a bad headache later
>You can’t wait to loot all those bits and gems
>Break vault code and see it slowly open before you
>It’s filled with glorious yellow bit....banana’s?
>Suddenly princess Celestia appears behind you
>”Do you like mmmbanana’s Anonymous?”
Uh ….no?
>”Cause you’re about to go banana’s on the moon”
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Die from oxygen starvation on the moon


>You are still Anonymous the master thief
>You are making plans for your next haul
>A sudden knock on your door interrupts you
>Making sure your plans and maps are locked away before you open the door
>It’s Fluttershy
>”Uh hi…Anonymous”
Oh hey Fluttershy. What’s up
>”I uh …know…”
Know what?
>”I know…you are the thief who’s been causing panic in Canterlot”
>Your jimmies are at max rustling
>”So uh ..I just wanted to know…if that’s ok with you?”
>Is she blackmailing you?
Know what?
>”Is stealing your fetish?”
>Fucking Fetishshy