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Princess Zuko

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  1. [TC] AssassinKeo : There was once a princess named princess Zuko. Zuko was the most fairest of all the princesses on Orange.
  2. [TC] AssassinKeo : One day Zuko discovered the power of love at first sight
  3. [TC] AssassinKeo : for knight jen was the strongest and gentlemanly like of the land of Orange
  4. [TC] AssassinKeo : no other knight could compare to her strength. However Princess Zuko was taken away
  5. [TC] AssassinKeo : By an abusive rapist and was locked away in the horrific Orange tower!
  6. [TC] AssassinKeo : Only Knight Jen and friends could save Princess Zuko
  7. [TC] AssassinKeo : Or you know move to a different server and find another hot princess guy
  8. [TC] AssassinKeo : But Knight jen remained strong and continued on her dangerous quest. Her dear allies were...
  9. [TC] AssassinKeo : yeah I can't think of any other god damn allies
  10. [TC] AssassinKeo : so she went alone instead
  11. [TC] AssassinKeo : But before Knight Jen was about to leave the RED spawn to save her true love princess Zuko. She was stopped by...
  12. [TC] AssassinKeo : a nearby jester that went by the name of m-m
  13. [TC] AssassinKeo : m-m loved to play with fire something that princess zuko enjoyed very much
  14. [TC] AssassinKeo : You could say he was the great entertainer of all of Orange
  15. [TC] AssassinKeo : Skookum was jealous of our fair princess Zuko and a devil like look grew upon her face.
  16. [TC] AssassinKeo : He went to Knight Jen and wanted to be the ruiner of fun.
  17. [TC] AssassinKeo : Unfortunately Knight Jen said "OK, sure you can be bait in order for me to save" princess Zuko
  18. [TC] AssassinKeo : Something Skookum did not like to hear off. However decided to go along anyway for her revenge will be upon us soon.
  19. [TC] AssassinKeo : and so our dear friends: Knight Jen, Jester m-m and jealous slutty skookum (forgot the name whatever) went together as
  20. [TC] AssassinKeo : In there travels they met a alcoholic black man that went the name of langers
  21. [TC] AssassinKeo : He loved to blow people up for it was his fetish and only way to release stress
  22. [TC] AssassinKeo : Langers saw the group
  23. [TC] AssassinKeo : and a evil grin grew on his face. Slowly and surely he was going to make his move.
  24. [TC] AssassinKeo : "Dear Knight! What do I see before my eyes but an alcoholic black man!? from the tree tops?"
  25. [TC] AssassinKeo : Said Jester m-m
  26. [TC] AssassinKeo : Langers cover was blown and had to use his sticky jumper to get down
  27. [TC] AssassinKeo : Knight jen instantly got her eyelander out and pointed it at the intimidating alcoholic black man.
  28. [TC] AssassinKeo : "State your business here!" she said in a demanding tone.
  29. [TC] AssassinKeo : To which the alcoholic black man said " It is I, Langers your beloved former ally from Knight school"
  30. [TC] AssassinKeo : Knight Jen then realised who this hobo was.
  31. [TC] AssassinKeo : Flashback time
  32. [TC] AssassinKeo : Knight Jen and formerly know as Knight Langers both went to Knight school.
  33. [TC] AssassinKeo : They were said to be the most deadly combo of all of Orange
  34. [TC] AssassinKeo : Turns out Knight Langers was quite the meth addict as well as an alcoholic.
  35. [TC] AssassinKeo : and abused the knight rules or something
  36. [TC] AssassinKeo : what do you call it guys?
  37. [TC] AssassinKeo : Anyway long story short Knight Langers was banished from the land of Orange
  38. [TC] AssassinKeo : He lived on as that guy you would see when you say "hey mom is that the man who sells drugs" to which she would reply
  39. [TC] AssassinKeo : "yes dear he is that guy who sells meth, oh boy I should pre-order some blue doritos"
  40. [TC] AssassinKeo : Back to the present day
  41. [TC] AssassinKeo : Langers the hobo said to our herion (see that drugs) "Will you put that sword away or what, I can see that your eye is shining
  42. [TC] AssassinKeo : from taking 3-6 heads with your infamous hales own professional killstreak eyelander"
  43. [TC] AssassinKeo : Knight Jen reluctantly put her sword away. The second she put her sword away. She was confonted by a caber to the face by
  44. [TC] AssassinKeo : Langers the traitor
  45. [TC] AssassinKeo : Princess skookum or what ever the name went, said "Geez what a cliche. Why did you do that Knight Jen"
  46. [TC] AssassinKeo : It was obvious because all good guys do stupid shit like that
  47. [TC] AssassinKeo : Suddenly an arrow to the knee smashed into Langers to which he said.
  48. [TC] AssassinKeo : "MOTHER FUCKER THAT HURT"
  49. [TC] AssassinKeo : and he fell on the floor crying for his mother
  50. [TC] AssassinKeo : Knight jen and friends slowly turned over to where that arrow came from
  51. [TC] AssassinKeo : It was the plague doctor Sloth!
  52. [TC] AssassinKeo : Sloth then said "A non lethal shot. Keeps me from not losing my medical licence a day!"
  53. [TC] AssassinKeo : Everyone laughed and said "Oh sloth"
  54. [TC] AssassinKeo : The infamous plague doctor went up to the wounded Langers and bitch slapped him. Shortly after having done this he check for a
  55. [TC] AssassinKeo : pulse...
  56. [TC] AssassinKeo : there was nothing. "shit" he thought, to think a guy would die so quickly from an arrow to the knee
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