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zeka is gay

Sep 15th, 2014
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  1. zeka admits to being gay k lol
  2.  
  3. * zekafk is now known as zeka
  4. <zeka> so huh
  5. <Scoper> huh
  6. <zeka> stuff
  7. <Scoper> yes
  8. <nuclearpotato> zeka
  9. <nuclearpotato> did u know
  10. <zeka> hm
  11. <nuclearpotato> that
  12. <nuclearpotato> u sux
  13. <zeka> ur gei
  14. <zeka> yes
  15. <nuclearpotato> hah u fagit
  16. <nuclearpotato> lollolol
  17. <nuclearpotato> bet u kis girls fagit
  18. <nuclearpotato> so gei
  19.  
  20.  
  21. <zeka> i did today <---------- HE ADMITS IT
  22.  
  23.  
  24. <nuclearpotato> lol zeka
  25. <nuclearpotato> was she like ur step mum
  26.  
  27.  
  28. <zeka> no <----- lies
  29.  
  30.  
  31. <nuclearpotato> or someone half ur age
  32.  
  33.  
  34. <zeka> no <----- lies
  35.  
  36.  
  37. <zeka> the girl i sat next to for the last 3 years managed to fail her exams
  38. <zeka> so she's redoing the year
  39. <zeka> so yea i saw her leaving school and she just fucking jumped at me and kissed me and i was like "wut"
  40. <zeka> oh and blamed me for failing her exams because we weren't in the same room and she couldn't cheat
  41. <nuclearpotato> what
  42. <nuclearpotato> she kissed you
  43. <nuclearpotato> you didn't kiss her
  44. <nuclearpotato> so you are a liar
  45. <nuclearpotato> and you make me cry
  46.  
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  48. <zeka> well i did after she explained why and left afterwards <---- so gay omg so gay
  49.  
  50.  
  51. <nuclearpotato> wha
  52. <nuclearpotato> zeka
  53. <nuclearpotato> whaaa
  54. <nuclearpotato> you kissed her back?
  55. <zeka> yes
  56.  
  57.  
  58. <zeka> that's like politeness <---- more like i wanted to express how gay i am
  59.  
  60.  
  61. <nuclearpotato> what
  62. <nuclearpotato> what did you do
  63. <nuclearpotato> like where did u kiss
  64. <nuclearpotato> like
  65. <nuclearpotato> on the arm
  66. <nuclearpotato> or third eye
  67. <nuclearpotato> or what
  68.  
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  70. <zeka> where she kissed me but yea on her <---- third eye lololololol
  71.  
  72.  
  73. <nuclearpotato> where was that
  74. <nuclearpotato> WHERE WAS IT
  75. <zeka> not telling
  76.  
  77.  
  78. <zeka> cos i'm gay <---- damn right you are
  79.  
  80.  
  81. <nuclearpotato> WHERE
  82. <nuclearpotato> WAS IT MOUTH
  83. <nuclearpotato> HUH
  84. <zeka> not telling
  85.  
  86.  
  87. <zeka> cos i'm gay <---- nothing wrong here
  88.  
  89.  
  90. <nuclearpotato> DO ET
  91. <nuclearpotato> please zeka
  92. <zeka> why
  93. <nuclearpotato> i'll gib cs go
  94. <zeka> lies
  95. <nuclearpotato> just tell
  96. <zeka> <zeka> not telling
  97.  
  98.  
  99. <zeka> <zeka> cos i'm gay <---- yeah we know retard
  100.  
  101.  
  102. <nuclearpotato> zeka
  103. <nuclearpotato> please
  104.  
  105.  
  106. <zeka> no "kissing girl" is not good on a fag's resumé ok <---- wtf are you talking about kissing a girl is what makes you gay
  107.  
  108.  
  109. <nuclearpotato> i'll tell you what happened like
  110. <nuclearpotato> uhh
  111. <nuclearpotato> 6 days ago
  112.  
  113.  
  114. <nuclearpotato> it is about a low girl like 150-160cm with like F cup boobs and shit <---- trying to bait him
  115. actually works since he is a little kid br faggot lol
  116.  
  117.  
  118. <nuclearpotato> so u better tell
  119. <zeka> wot
  120. <zeka> WOT
  121.  
  122. ---skype---
  123.  
  124. WOT
  125. [19:42:51] cunt: WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
  126. [19:42:55] mrbananacake: wot what
  127. [19:43:04] cunt: <nuclearpotato> it is about a low girl like 150-160cm with like F cup boobs and shit
  128. <nuclearpotato> so u better tell
  129. [19:43:08] mrbananacake: yeah
  130. [19:43:09] cunt: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
  131. [19:43:10] mrbananacake: so u better tell
  132. [19:43:19] mrbananacake: u tell first faggot
  133. [19:43:25] cunt: pynki promis
  134. [19:43:29] mrbananacake: uhh
  135. [19:43:36] mrbananacake: mrbananacake punk proms
  136. [19:43:45] cunt: k
  137.  
  138.  
  139. [19:44:01] cunt: does it count if its like half mouth half cheek <---- wtf this is why gay marriage is just a different word for doomsday
  140.  
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  142. [19:44:07] mrbananacake: yes
  143. [19:44:11] mrbananacake: was it
  144. [19:44:12] cunt: ok yea
  145. [19:44:15] mrbananacake: omg
  146. [19:44:21] mrbananacake: then what happened afterwards
  147. [19:44:31] cunt: she just left
  148. [19:44:36] mrbananacake: naww
  149.  
  150.  
  151. [19:44:39] cunt: i dont think she noticed <---- wtf did u kiss a disabled girl or some shit
  152.  
  153.  
  154. [19:44:54] cunt: anyway yea she's cool but yea that's it <---- pfft "cool" more like gay as shit amirite
  155.  
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  157. [19:44:58] mrbananacake: do you wanna put ur mace up the gateway to her guts?
  158. [19:45:20] cunt: well
  159. [19:45:28] mrbananacake: yes
  160. [19:45:33] mrbananacake: yes that is a yes
  161. [19:45:35] mrbananacake: gg
  162. [19:45:35] mrbananacake: 10/10
  163.  
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  165. [19:45:50] cunt: i'd put my mace inside anyone's gateway to guts unless they are a total bitch <---- omg how did allah not send you to hell yet wtf m8
  166.  
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  168. [19:47:05] mrbananacake: playa
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  171. k guys my work here is done hope you had funz jk you don't deserve them
  172. *tips fedora*
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