Paul Clavet

Paul Clavet > How much is your ship worth to you?
Graaatch > for a rat...nothin...i has more
Paul Clavet > OK then
Paul Clavet > now that you're out of cap
Graaatch > are you planning on lettin me go for less than 50 mill
Paul Clavet > lessee... how much is a golem worth?
Paul Clavet > I'll take 450 mil
Graaatch > is not about how much its worth its about how much i have
Paul Clavet > I guess you don't have rich friends then?
Graaatch > i have no friends thats why im in a free corp
Paul Clavet > If you have an unfitted golem, contract it to me and I'll let this one go
Paul Clavet > or make me an offer
Graaatch > like i said...if you want 50mill or less i can do that but i dont have that kind of money and i dont have another golem...i have more ships like a rohk or orca but nothin like a golem
Paul Clavet > I'd take an orca
Graaatch > well...is fitted and carrying my hulk atm so im not going to give those up
Paul Clavet > your time is about to run out
Paul Clavet > you'd better make me an offer soon
Paul Clavet > I'll take the Rokh
Graaatch > like i said i dont have the kind of money you want...you want one of my other bs and 50 mill ok
Graaatch > but im done now
Paul Clavet > sure
Paul Clavet > contract them and off you go
Graaatch > then lemme look and dont blow me up
Paul Clavet > stop repping, stop shooting
Paul Clavet > recall your drones
Paul Clavet > Orca plus hulk is worth less than your Golem
Paul Clavet > I suggest that
Paul Clavet > I've gotta go soon
Paul Clavet > so you have two more minutes
Graaatch > well...i have a couple extra navy cruise launches but i dont see the rohk
Paul Clavet > 1:40 left
Graaatch > well what do you want me to do
Paul Clavet > Contract the Orca with Hulk
Paul Clavet > it's worth less than your Golem
Paul Clavet > or you lose your Golem and fittings
Paul Clavet > one minute left
Graaatch > im lookin for it....
Paul Clavet > Found it?
Graaatch > yea but the hulks not in it
Paul Clavet > the orca and 50M then
Paul Clavet > quickly
Graaatch > ok h/o
Graaatch > is up
Paul Clavet > SUDDENLY
Paul Clavet > BETRAYAL
Graaatch > thnx
Paul Clavet > Now then
Paul Clavet > what have we learned?
Graaatch > that some people are just douche bags and cant be trusted....that those people play big billy badass in the internet because irl they get picked on by everyone cause they cant do anything worthy of anyone
Paul Clavet > You are right, I do nothing cool IRL
Paul Clavet > Truly thou hast struck a mortal blow
Graaatch > figured
Paul Clavet > but thanks for the orca and faction mods
Graaatch > yea...get bent pizza face...try not to get raped by daddy tonight
Paul Clavet > Your tears are delicious. My cup overfloweth!
Graaatch > mhm
Graaatch > cause imso crying right now
Paul Clavet > Learned anything else?
Paul Clavet > Something about warping to zero?
Graaatch > am i pist off yea....cause i lost my golem...a lil...mostly cause you cant trust people these days
Paul Clavet > Yeah, I mean if you can't trust the CEO of "Honorless Internet Jerks" then who CAN you trust?
Graaatch > idc who you are
Paul Clavet > Obviously not, because you trusted me.
Paul Clavet > Perhaps you've learned a few things today
Graaatch > its a matter of people who agree to somethin and then go back on their words
Graaatch > perhaps you will learn something someday
Paul Clavet > I learned something today
Paul Clavet > something having to do with your level of gullibility
Paul Clavet > can you guess?
Graaatch > me...i know enough....i can go ahead right now and buy a couple plexs and replace the golem and mods
Paul Clavet > I encourage you to do exactly that
Paul Clavet > you've fuelled my playtime for another six weeks
Graaatch > grats question is...can you afford to play without being a leach.....are you a leach on society as well and in EVE
Graaatch > i would imagine you are
Paul Clavet > Yep, I'm a total non-contributor both in eve and IRL. I've never done anything worthwhile in either realm
Graaatch > me....i dont have the time to play games like this all day...i work for a living
Paul Clavet > I would work for a living too if I was that terrible at games
Graaatch > go figure
Graaatch > its not cause im terrible at games....its cause i wanna keep the mustang gt and chevy z71 in my driveway full with gas and the roof over my head
Paul Clavet > Go look under the passenger floorboard... you might find an orca to replace the one you gave away!
Graaatch > lol
Graaatch > thats funny
Graaatch > you should try and be a comedian
Paul Clavet > Like you tried to be a PVPer?
Graaatch > i didnt try to be a pvper....i was running my missions when someone came in to steal from me
Paul Clavet > Who you shot at
Graaatch > yes
Paul Clavet > Never forget that you fired first
Paul Clavet > You were obviously the aggressor
Graaatch > now...if i was TRYING to pvp...i would have been setup w/ a warp stab and a large neut
Graaatch > but i was TRYING to run missions
Paul Clavet > And failing, it would seem
Graaatch > failing?
Paul Clavet > When was the last time that you accomplished a stated objective?
Graaatch > i dont remember warping out because of what was coming from the guristas
Paul Clavet > Nope, you failed your mission when you shot at me
Graaatch > well....failing at a mission in eve is not as bad as failing at life....at least on my off days i can go do anything i wantw/ my friends....and omg...i can afford it cause i work
Paul Clavet > You're right, it's obvious from what I do in-game that I'm unemployed and broke!
Graaatch > nope
Graaatch > but its fun to call someone a scumbag when you know from their actions they are....just adding a different flavor to that scumbag is all im doing
Paul Clavet > So maybe you can figure out how much work-time it'll take you to recover the bil or so for the golem... then you can remember while you're at work that you're essentially working for me
Paul Clavet > So stop slacking!
Graaatch > hmm thats good but it will be 1 hr of work for 3x plexs
Paul Clavet > Yep!
Paul Clavet > An hour of work for Paul Clavet
Graaatch > i can deal w/ that
Paul Clavet > Well good, perhaps we can do this again sometime!
Graaatch > cause i work for people i dont know all day anyway...why does the name make a diff
Paul Clavet > So you're a wage slave? Yeah, that's a winning strategy!
Paul Clavet > How're those credit card bills looking?
Graaatch > wage slave....think about it
Paul Clavet > You shouldn't leave a revolving balance on them like that
Graaatch > i have $0 in cc bills
Paul Clavet > mmmm hmmmm
Graaatch > i dont have a single one
Paul Clavet > That's good, or you might be sorely tempted to go into debt every time you make a bad decision in a video game
Graaatch > i use my bank card for anything i need because i make $59 an hour
Paul Clavet > FUCK YEAH $60 AN HOUR
Graaatch > i make enough to get a few toys in a video game and not worry to much about losin them
Paul Clavet > Obviously!
Paul Clavet > Truly you are a man of wealth, if not of discretion and wisdom
Graaatch > well....for me...its about treating folks the way you want to be treated....mabey thats how i got the job i have
Paul Clavet > So you shoot at people at work?
Graaatch > do i protect what is mine??? yes....if someone comes into my house and takes my things you better be damn strait im pullin out the rifle
Paul Clavet > wait wait
Paul Clavet > so someone breaks into your house
Graaatch > and it is legal in Tx to kill someone for breaking into your house...yes
Paul Clavet > they demand a ransom for your TV
Paul Clavet > you give them the ransom, they take your TV anyway!
Paul Clavet > Is it legal to be unable to kill them, then die horribly while trying to give away your possessions?
Paul Clavet > That's the nearest metaphor for what you did I could think of
Graaatch > well...luckily....i dont live in the video game world like some folks...the laws are different irl
Paul Clavet > You're right, I spend all my time on this computer and have no idea about any sort of criminal law. Or guns, for that matter....
Graaatch > i personally....treat folks the way i want to be treated...irl and in game
Paul Clavet > So you shoot at them?
Graaatch > does it matter what you know
Graaatch > ill shoot anyone who comes into my house and takes my things
Paul Clavet > But if someone pins down your spaceship, you'll give them an orca, too!
Paul Clavet > TAKE THAT
Graaatch > like i said...i treat folks the way i want to be treated...i know full well the pvp of this game...i spent some time in 0.0....does everyone breat ransoms...no....we never did when i was runnin 0.0 space
Graaatch > break*
Paul Clavet > wait... you're claiming to have knowledge of pvp?
Paul Clavet > Is that why your idea of a PVP fit involves warp stabs?
Paul Clavet > Is that why you warp to zero on a planet then sit still?
Graaatch > do i pvp in high sec....no...when i do...its usually 1 person and a warp stab will get you out....if im runnin in a pack i dont....was i expecting you to follow....no
Paul Clavet > So I guess you DID learn something useful today!
Graaatch > but being in a bs....its a slow boat
Paul Clavet > I will send you a bill tomorrow.
Graaatch > ill be sure to ignore it and wait for your in game supena
Paul Clavet > You misspelled subpoena
Paul Clavet > but what do I know, right?
Graaatch > rofl so your a grammer nazi too
Graaatch > clasic
Paul Clavet > classic*
Graaatch > OMFG I MISSPELLED CLASSIC!!!!
Graaatch > nimrod
Graaatch > do yuo hvae ayn oterh thngis yuo watn ot sya
Paul Clavet > Only that I thank you for the free stuff
Paul Clavet > o7
Graaatch > mkay
Graaatch > o/