Silas Sister Snatcher Saga

	"I wonder how the castle has been doing since I left." Kamui slogged along tiredly, happy to finally be home. "Ah, I bet Camilla made me something nice... and I bet Elise will want to play. I've missed them so.

	Kamui strode in, opening his room door and dropped his back. "Uhh, Silas?" Silas was sitting on his bed, wearing his pajamas. He had a tray of food in front of him, and Elise was beside him on the bed leaning on his shoulder. "Oh... It's you." Silas said coldly. Elise avoided eye contact. "Those are my FAVORITE pajamas Silas, take them off right now."

	Elise looked at Silas and he gave her a reassuring pat. "It's okay Elise, I'll take care of this." Elise nodded. "B-be careful Onii-chan" She ran. Kamui raised a brow. "The fuck is going on here Silas." Silas brandished a sword much to Kamui's surprise.

	"You're... not welcome here anymore. You see, I've decided I liked your life a lot. So It's mine now." Kamui rolled his eyes. "Nice joke but I'm tired. How about you get out of my room and give me back my fucking pajamas now." Suddenly Kamui felt someone grab him from behind.

	"You have to LEAVE Silas." Kamui turned to see Marx manhandling him. "W-what? I'm Kamui. Not Silas." Marx smacked him. "Silas this is getting out of hand. LEAVE NOW." Silas lowered his blade to Kamui's neck. "You heard him Silas. You have to leave." Kamui was confused, angry and tired. He pushed Silas. "What the hell is goin-" Suddenly the hilt of Marx's sword smashed the back of his head. He fell to the ground. "M-marx."

	Kamui was thrown out into the mud, just then he saw Camilla entering the castle. "N-nee-san help me." Camilla's face turned too one of disgust. "Eww... You're all covered in mud Silas get away from me." Kamui began to cry. "N-no... not you too... CAMILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

	Kamui was now homeless for several days. During which time he had someone how obtained a modern dirty green jacket, finger-less gloves, a pair of jeans with questionable brown stains and a black ski hat. Also he grew a beard for good measure. He sat alone in a corner when suddenly he saw Silas riding him on a beautiful white horse. Beside him were Marx and Ryouma, who were shaking hands and declaring the war over. Camilla and Hinoka began to make out and touch each other and Sakura and Elise played beautiful music for all the people of town. Everyone was happy and everything was going well. Kamui took a long sip of his beer.

	"Aye... listen here you piece of shit." Kamui stumbled over to them and tossed his bottle at Silas. Ryouma unsheathed his katana and cut it into a million pieces before it could reach Silas. "Pfft... how the mighty have fallen. Look at Silas here attacking Kamui." Kamui screamed. "ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING SHIT." Kamui pulled out his dragon stone. "I WILL PROVE I'M GENUINE."

	Silas nervously jumped off his horse. "This man is deranged. Someone kill him quick." Kamui's stone began to glow. "Well Silas?" Silas sighed. "I didn't want to have to scare the towns people." Kamui transformed into a dragon and everyone gasped. "SILAS CAN TURN INTO A DRAGON" Everyone talked among themselves and Silas pulled a stone out of his pocket. Kamui laughed. "You idiot, that's a regular stone with glitter on it." Silas shook his head. "No it's a dragonstone. Aqua made it for me."

	"No it's not you fucking moron. It's a rock with glitter. It looks like you took some glitter from Elise's room."
	"Na-ah it's a dragon stone see."
	"Turn into a dragon then."

	Silas shrugged. "I would but then I would lose control." Everyone around him nodded. "Yeah makes sense." Marx chimed in. "I agree" added Takmui. Kamui screeched. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU MOTHER FUCKER" Silas grabbed his blade. "FELL THE BEAST HE'S LOST CONTROL. MY DEAR FRIEND SILAS IS GONE... ONLY THIS DEMON REMAINS" Everyone fell upon Kamui, viciously beating him with their weapons. He untransformed into a bloody bruised mess. "God fucking damn it Silas. You piece.... of shit." Silas walked over to him and got on one knee, coming within whisper range. "I guess they forgot about you... like you forgot about me." Silas stood up and kicked dirt into his face. "Well everybody, how about a sibling orgy at my house? I call dibs on all the girls virginities!" Everyone cheer as they followed Silas back to the castle.