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FluffyHarbinger

The Shed 1

Aug 6th, 2012
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  1. The Shed
  2. > A herd of twenty happy fluffies and their foals are running through a lawn
  3. > Well, they were happy until they heard thunder and it began to drizzle
  4. > Their leader, a blue smarty with dark blue mane, leads them to a dry looking house
  5. > At least they think it's a house
  6. > It's actually a tool shed
  7. > One that hasn't been used in quite a while
  8. > But the door is closed so they enter through a hole in the side of the shed
  9. > "Dis way fwiends! House keep fwuffy dwy fwom sky wawa! Hewd safe in hewe!"
  10. > He is right, the shed does have a nice safe tin roof which will keep them dry
  11. > For once a fluffy has actually chosen a location in a neighborhood that didn't have inhabitants that wanted to kill them
  12. > Luck fluffy
  13. > Unfortunately for fluffies they're what scientists call fucking retarded
  14. > As the twenty fluffies enter their foals already shivering on the floor crying about "cowd! Huggies?"
  15. > A board falls over the hole sealing them in
  16. > The loud sound causes the foals to urinate and one fluffy mother to pee herself as well
  17. > The herd comforts them with hugs and promises to keep them safe
  18. > After a few minutes of adorable fluffy hugging they survey their surroundings
  19. > The shed is full of lumber, tools, and fishing gear
  20. > A veritable mancave
  21. > However; the fluffies are unaware of the dangers each object holds and begin to play
  22. > They run around and tackle one another giving "huggies" for accidental "Owies" as mothers nurse their foals
  23. > Dams are napping after the ordeal and the smarty enjoys playing with his herd now that he is sure the area is secure from "Munstahs"
  24. > "Whee! Fun fwuffy wuv new house! Wuv fwiends!"
  25. > Then the two frolicking pegasus find a step ladder
  26. > "Oooo- what is dat?"
  27. > "Da.. dat is a... a steppy fingie!"
  28. > While these two fluffies discover the wonders of vertical ascension on the other side of the shed some foals are playing a little too close to a tackle box
  29. > "Wuv! Wuv! Pway fwuffy! Pway! Fun! Yay!"
  30. > "Oof! Ooooowies... *sniff* f-fwiend... huggies?"
  31. > The little foal managed to bump into a tackle box
  32. > A tin full of hooks and fishing implements teeters precariously above the foal
  33. > Another fluffy and his mare are looking for a dark safe place to have some time alone
  34. > They explore a dusty looking table that has strange dirt on it
  35. > It is the underside of a table saw
  36. > The mare and stallion begin nuzzling one another and cooing sweet stupid nothings into each other’s ears
  37. > Meanwhile, the two who discovered the step ladder are not alone
  38. > Several other fluffies have made it up and are all playing on the work bench
  39. > The two who discovered the "Steppy fingie" have also discovered a ladder
  40. > They hop between rungs and the tall shelving unit next to it climbing higher and higher eventually reaching the rafters
  41. > Fluttering their wings they look down preparing to fly
  42. > "F-fwiend I scawed! Tuu high! Fwuffy wan down!"
  43. > The brave pegasus friend is too afraid to jump and has backed away from the ledge
  44. > While nearly half of the herd is up on the table or other dizzying fluffy heights some hungry fluffies scrounge around the base of the shelves and cabinets
  45. > One manages to open a wooden cabinet revealing cans of every shape and size
  46. > "Aah! Fwuffy fin food! Ugh… Fwuffy haff tummy huwties... Fwuffy eat tiww fwuffy fuww den teww hewd!"
  47. > The fluffy proceeds to enter the cupboard and tries to open a series of cans
  48. > Fluffies under the workbench have discovered trays of nuts, the metal kind
  49. > "Ooo! Shiny nummies! Fwuffy hungwy! Fwiend wook! nummies!"
  50. > The two fluffies begin to swallow the hex nuts and washers whole unable to chew
  51. > "Owie! Dese nummies hawd I hungwy tho..."
  52. > Despite the pain they eat their weight in metal and continue eating
  53. > Finally the smarty, now tired of playing, begins exploring the room
  54. > He makes his way up onto the table with his friends and surveys the scene
  55. > Then he finds a white light switch on a square case
  56. > "Wha dis fing? Is bwock?"
  57. > In attempting to play with the block the fluffy hits the switch giving power to the room
  58. > Blinding lights flood the dark room scaring several fluffies into shitting
  59. > "Nuu! Hoomin fin fwuffy! Hewp!"
  60. > They run around cowering under tables and bumping into walls
  61. > The pegasus too afraid to jump has been climbing down the shelf slowly
  62. > She was looking directly at the light and is temporarily blinded
  63. > Wobbling around begging her eyes to stop hurting she walks off the side
  64. > Still covering her eyes she hit the ground on her head dying instantly
  65. > "F...fwiend otay? Nee huggies?"
  66. > Some nearby foals and mothers attempt to hug the dead fluffy
  67. > Meanwhile the foals near the tackle box are interrupted in their hugging and bump into the box once more trying to flee the unseen human
  68. > The tin full of hooks showers over the two foals
  69. > "AAAAH! MUUUUMMMAAHH!! HUWTY!! HEWP! HEWWWWP! AAAAH!"
  70. > One is struck in the eye by a particularly nasty hook and the other has his sides gored
  71. > They flail and struggle embedding more nearby hooks into their soft flesh and tangling them in their fluff
  72. > "EEEEE! MUMMAH MUMMAH MUMMAH! HEWP! HEWP! MUMMAH! HEWP!"
  73. > Their mother runs for her babies and hugs them only to be impaled by hooks herself
  74. > "EEE! BABBEHS WHY HUWTY? I GOOD MUMMAH! I GIFF HUGS! SEE?"
  75. > She hugs them tighter driving the hooks into her and the babies they all scream
  76. > This scares the nearby fluffies even more
  77. > The table is now brown and slick with fear shit and one fluffy bumps into the tool wall knocking a screwdriver loose
  78. > It impales him in the stomach
  79. > Kicking with all his might he simply rolls around dying
  80. > The other fluffies run to his aid attempting to help him
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