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- The Shed
- > A herd of twenty happy fluffies and their foals are running through a lawn
- > Well, they were happy until they heard thunder and it began to drizzle
- > Their leader, a blue smarty with dark blue mane, leads them to a dry looking house
- > At least they think it's a house
- > It's actually a tool shed
- > One that hasn't been used in quite a while
- > But the door is closed so they enter through a hole in the side of the shed
- > "Dis way fwiends! House keep fwuffy dwy fwom sky wawa! Hewd safe in hewe!"
- > He is right, the shed does have a nice safe tin roof which will keep them dry
- > For once a fluffy has actually chosen a location in a neighborhood that didn't have inhabitants that wanted to kill them
- > Luck fluffy
- > Unfortunately for fluffies they're what scientists call fucking retarded
- > As the twenty fluffies enter their foals already shivering on the floor crying about "cowd! Huggies?"
- > A board falls over the hole sealing them in
- > The loud sound causes the foals to urinate and one fluffy mother to pee herself as well
- > The herd comforts them with hugs and promises to keep them safe
- > After a few minutes of adorable fluffy hugging they survey their surroundings
- > The shed is full of lumber, tools, and fishing gear
- > A veritable mancave
- > However; the fluffies are unaware of the dangers each object holds and begin to play
- > They run around and tackle one another giving "huggies" for accidental "Owies" as mothers nurse their foals
- > Dams are napping after the ordeal and the smarty enjoys playing with his herd now that he is sure the area is secure from "Munstahs"
- > "Whee! Fun fwuffy wuv new house! Wuv fwiends!"
- > Then the two frolicking pegasus find a step ladder
- > "Oooo- what is dat?"
- > "Da.. dat is a... a steppy fingie!"
- > While these two fluffies discover the wonders of vertical ascension on the other side of the shed some foals are playing a little too close to a tackle box
- > "Wuv! Wuv! Pway fwuffy! Pway! Fun! Yay!"
- > "Oof! Ooooowies... *sniff* f-fwiend... huggies?"
- > The little foal managed to bump into a tackle box
- > A tin full of hooks and fishing implements teeters precariously above the foal
- > Another fluffy and his mare are looking for a dark safe place to have some time alone
- > They explore a dusty looking table that has strange dirt on it
- > It is the underside of a table saw
- > The mare and stallion begin nuzzling one another and cooing sweet stupid nothings into each other’s ears
- > Meanwhile, the two who discovered the step ladder are not alone
- > Several other fluffies have made it up and are all playing on the work bench
- > The two who discovered the "Steppy fingie" have also discovered a ladder
- > They hop between rungs and the tall shelving unit next to it climbing higher and higher eventually reaching the rafters
- > Fluttering their wings they look down preparing to fly
- > "F-fwiend I scawed! Tuu high! Fwuffy wan down!"
- > The brave pegasus friend is too afraid to jump and has backed away from the ledge
- > While nearly half of the herd is up on the table or other dizzying fluffy heights some hungry fluffies scrounge around the base of the shelves and cabinets
- > One manages to open a wooden cabinet revealing cans of every shape and size
- > "Aah! Fwuffy fin food! Ugh… Fwuffy haff tummy huwties... Fwuffy eat tiww fwuffy fuww den teww hewd!"
- > The fluffy proceeds to enter the cupboard and tries to open a series of cans
- > Fluffies under the workbench have discovered trays of nuts, the metal kind
- > "Ooo! Shiny nummies! Fwuffy hungwy! Fwiend wook! nummies!"
- > The two fluffies begin to swallow the hex nuts and washers whole unable to chew
- > "Owie! Dese nummies hawd I hungwy tho..."
- > Despite the pain they eat their weight in metal and continue eating
- > Finally the smarty, now tired of playing, begins exploring the room
- > He makes his way up onto the table with his friends and surveys the scene
- > Then he finds a white light switch on a square case
- > "Wha dis fing? Is bwock?"
- > In attempting to play with the block the fluffy hits the switch giving power to the room
- > Blinding lights flood the dark room scaring several fluffies into shitting
- > "Nuu! Hoomin fin fwuffy! Hewp!"
- > They run around cowering under tables and bumping into walls
- > The pegasus too afraid to jump has been climbing down the shelf slowly
- > She was looking directly at the light and is temporarily blinded
- > Wobbling around begging her eyes to stop hurting she walks off the side
- > Still covering her eyes she hit the ground on her head dying instantly
- > "F...fwiend otay? Nee huggies?"
- > Some nearby foals and mothers attempt to hug the dead fluffy
- > Meanwhile the foals near the tackle box are interrupted in their hugging and bump into the box once more trying to flee the unseen human
- > The tin full of hooks showers over the two foals
- > "AAAAH! MUUUUMMMAAHH!! HUWTY!! HEWP! HEWWWWP! AAAAH!"
- > One is struck in the eye by a particularly nasty hook and the other has his sides gored
- > They flail and struggle embedding more nearby hooks into their soft flesh and tangling them in their fluff
- > "EEEEE! MUMMAH MUMMAH MUMMAH! HEWP! HEWP! MUMMAH! HEWP!"
- > Their mother runs for her babies and hugs them only to be impaled by hooks herself
- > "EEE! BABBEHS WHY HUWTY? I GOOD MUMMAH! I GIFF HUGS! SEE?"
- > She hugs them tighter driving the hooks into her and the babies they all scream
- > This scares the nearby fluffies even more
- > The table is now brown and slick with fear shit and one fluffy bumps into the tool wall knocking a screwdriver loose
- > It impales him in the stomach
- > Kicking with all his might he simply rolls around dying
- > The other fluffies run to his aid attempting to help him
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