WDFF: The Origin Story



Starring:

Fortune
Josh
Geotal

Co-Starring:

McMeghan AKA yung fabulous
Basedlord CTC
Jeff Bridges
Scarlett Johanson

Directed by:
Geotal
Steven Spielberg
Michael Bay

Screenplay by:

William Shakespeare
Rich Homie Quan

Music by:

Chief Keef
Ilovemakonnen
Steely Dan

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INTRODUCTION:

What's poppin lil niggas n niggeresses,,, it's yaboi Geotal.
So I've noticed lately that there have been many questions by the newer members of our organization as to how a bunch of young niggas like us got together. A very interesting question indeed. I wish I could give you a simple answer, like, we was on the same tennis team in grade school and met up @ the high school reunion or I bumped shopping carts with some nigga at a grocery store,,,,
But no. The truth of the matter is there can be no simple beginning to something as complex and creamE as wdff, so i will do my best, as your shepherd and savior, to bestow upon you the wisdom, knowledge and understanding as to ur creation.

It all started back in like,,, september or some shit after I had recently became acquainted w/ my boy josh who was the spitting image in mind, body, and dick size of that one ugly ass nigga off the smogon forums w/ the teams, CTC. So basically what had happened was we were fuqqing around one day and met this nigga fortune in some lame ass frost tour where you had to use all gen 1 mons or some shit. Me not giving a f$%^ about the rules, i was like alright nigga im finna use this crispE mega hera team but then this loud mouth assed boy who my opponent started hollering at me and got me dq'd from the god damn tour in the blink of an eye then left w/o saying shit. I was like

nigga,,,,,,,

And naturally i was pretty mad bc i knew i was fixing to whoop this frostE ass boy into oblivion,,, little did I know this savage was the handsome yung thot breaker known as Fortune who would prove to be an invaluable friend, ally, and macaroni and cheese chef extraordinaire in the near future.

So skipping some bullshit, basically what happened was later on in the day josh n i were fuqing around as usual when there was some nigga using the tele avatar acting all suspicious n shit saying no one could know his identity but he had a new league for all the best players. Naturally we were like hello,,, who does this ancient egyptian elbowed picture frame forehead lookin ass nigga think he is talkin that mad smack on an OM server. long story short we fought nd it was basically a tie. this nigga gave it all he had and we blew each other out the water. boy could play like that one black kid off the hungry hippos commericial. i had no motivation whatsoever, but he invited us to join his league, so we did.

Boy did that turn out to be a good idea.

Over the next week or so josh and i began to speak about how this nigga was and what would become of it, and after long hard debate and thought we came to the long desired conclusion: we didn't give a fuq. But, even still, destiny had to take it's course! So what happened?!?!?!?!?!?! That nigga MCM came thru with the yopper,,, a team tour fit 4 a god.

The Ghosting tour II.

Basically it was a tour in which 3 niggas battled 3 other niggas but they only played one match, and they all played using one user, ghostin each other n shit. So out of the smooth blue this nigga fortune hits me up n goes aye nigga tryna put in this work and i was like ayyy lmao. Turned out josh was already in on the shit so we had a team of three. The only thing that was left to do was to come up w/ a team name. None of us knew what the fuck were were talking about and tbh neither did fortune, this nigga came up with some random shit and put it down and we didn't really care bc we didn't think anything would become of it.

How wrong we were.

The name of the team was We Do it For Free (WDFF). I don't like talking about this part bc it's dumb, but p much this nigga fortune used focus sash on his crawdaunt instead of life orb and we lost to some gay ass mixed zard y shit on the last turn, but either way that shit doesn't matter bc had met up. After the tour, in a room full of roleplaying, welch's fruits snacks tyson chicken nuggets ass niggas in the aria league, we were like bro, u know what would be cool, if we actually made this a thing. And as such, the WDFF room was created. Basically it was just a place where niggas would spam frost commands like hangmen and shit but hey, it was our room. After this, we recruited our 2 staple memebrs, INS (rip my nigga, sorry ur gxe had to hit the ground harder than that one nigga from three's company after snorting 8 lines of cocaine) and Luna. After that our clientelle became rapidly increasing n shit and niggas wanted to join and stuff so yea. that's basically how it started.

More wdff lore coming soon!