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- 20:17 <Ceri> It's over now
- 20:17 <Ceri> We all had a fun time
- 20:17 <Ceri> Are you stillll awake
- 20:18 <Jellycube> I aaaammm
- 20:19 <Ceri> The goblin mascot died ;.;
- 20:19 <Ceri> So
- 20:20 <Ceri> Last year, they met a tribe of goblins who worshipped the distorted memory of a monk who saved them from being wiped out once
- 20:20 <Ceri> And they've kind of been trying to help these goblins out
- 20:20 <Ceri> (They're working on a ritual to turn them into Blues)
- 20:20 <Ceri> Because the guy they're devoted to was a good guy, and so they're good guys
- 20:21 <Jellycube> I seeee
- 20:22 <Ceri> So the adventure they've been on for the last several sessions was diving into an old dwarven mine that the local humans had been using before it'd been captured by orcs
- 20:22 <Ceri> And the nice goblins were infiltrating it to get info and to help kick the orcs out when the heroes arrived
- 20:22 <Ceri> Except the orcs found a sealed vault labelled like NO DON'T EVER GO IN HERE
- 20:22 <Ceri> So of course the orcs went in there
- 20:23 <Ceri> And there was lots of treasure but also a ghast
- 20:23 <Ceri> And so the orcs started getting murdered off
- 20:23 <Ceri> And that's when the party arrived
- 20:23 <Jellycube> Oh pff
- 20:23 <Jellycube> That's like a plot I used before sort of
- 20:23 <Ceri> They saved the slaves the orc's'd taken from the villagers, and also a bunch of the good goblins, and beat the ghast thanks to the guest appearance of my brother's girlfriend playing a Druid
- 20:24 <Ceri> But on their way out, the reinforcements the orcs'd called for weeks ago finally arrived, including a troll
- 20:24 <Ceri> And they've never fought a troll before so they didn't know to use fire or acid
- 20:24 <Ceri> So it was a long tough battle, but they had fun
- 20:25 <Ceri> And the leader of the good goblins helped them out, because his people were all wounded and he wanted to help stop thet roll before they killed his guys
- 20:25 <Ceri> And in the end, he died because the troll's severed arm got a lucky crit on him
- 20:25 <Ceri> Everyone stopped talking and two of the boys literally teared
- 20:25 <Ceri> Even I was sad
- 20:25 <Ceri> I loved that guy
- 20:25 <Ceri> And the Cleric hadn't thought to prepare revivify
- 20:26 <Ceri> But his heroic last act was to grab a torch off the wall and throw it at the troll for one point of fire damage, to kill his regeneration, so the fight was finally won
- 20:26 <Ceri> It was such an exciting and dramatic fight
- 20:27 <Ceri> They found a bunch of magic items, both with the reinforcements and in the now-safe dwarf treasure vaults
- 20:27 <Jellycube> Uwaaaaaaa
- 20:27 <Jellycube> Too sad ;_;
- 20:28 <Ceri> It is sad
- 20:28 <Ceri> BUT THERE'S HOPE
- 20:28 <Jellycube> But why would the cleric ever not prepare revivify
- 20:28 <Jellycube> whhhyyy
- 20:28 <Ceri> Because
- 20:28 <Ceri> They JUST levelled up last week
- 20:28 <Ceri> And they didn't know Revivify was a spell
- 20:28 <Jellycube> ;_____;
- 20:28 <Ceri> They did prepare Gentle Repose today though
- 20:28 <Ceri> And they used it RIGHT AWAY
- 20:29 <Jellycube> Ohhh
- 20:29 <Jellycube> I see then they'll be okaaayy
- 20:29 <Ceri> Yea
- 20:29 <Ceri> They moved the body very carefully to their home base with levitate spells, to keep the coins from falling off his eyes
- 20:30 <Ceri> Then they random-encountered a treant along the way, who the bard managed to befriend and convince to help them out, because trees have very steady hands
- 20:30 <Ceri> Buttt
- 20:30 <Ceri> They used Speak with Dead
- 20:30 <Ceri> And he said
- 20:30 <Ceri> He doesn't want to come back yet
- 20:30 <Ceri> Because
- 20:30 <Ceri> The monk who saved them, all the way back then
- 20:31 <Ceri> Became a demigod from the power of their belief
- 20:31 <Ceri> And so he is hanging out with him in the afterlife
- 20:31 <Jellycube> ehhhhhh
- 20:31 <Ceri> And he doesn't want to cut the visit short yet
- 20:31 <Ceri> Ask again later
- 20:31 <Ceri> And they're like "i bet he's training and when we finally revive him in like a year, he'll be higher level than us"
- 20:31 <Ceri> (really i'm just kind of saving him as a backup character for if one of them eventually dies unrecoverably)
- 20:32 <Jellycube> ehhh but can't he only revive within 10 days
- 20:32 <Ceri> No, you can just.. cast it again
- 20:32 <Jellycube> But wouldn't that require the party stays with him all the time
- 20:33 <Ceri> They moved the guy to their base, and carved a bier for him in the wall
- 20:33 <Ceri> Well, no, it requires they come back to their home base every ten days
- 20:33 <Ceri> Or just invest the gold in a hireling who can do that
- 20:33 <Jellycube> Hmmmmm
- 20:33 <Ceri> They really enjoyed this session
- 20:34 <Ceri> And I'm glad because 99% of it was totally adlibbed because I was drawing blanks all night
- 20:34 <Jellycube> Yaaaaaaay
- 20:37 <Ceri> But yea! They brought all the monk goblins back to their base, and they're going to consult the revenant and ghosts that are the previous heads of their knightly order if they have any leads on the Bluing ritual
- 20:37 — Jellycube pats Ceri with both hands
- 20:38 <Ceri> And that's where I ended it because my cousin has to work in nine hours (and also because I had no answers for that :D)
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