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  1. 20:17 <Ceri> It's over now
  2. 20:17 <Ceri> We all had a fun time
  3. 20:17 <Ceri> Are you stillll awake
  4. 20:18 <Jellycube> I aaaammm
  5. 20:19 <Ceri> The goblin mascot died ;.;
  6. 20:19 <Ceri> So
  7. 20:20 <Ceri> Last year, they met a tribe of goblins who worshipped the distorted memory of a monk who saved them from being wiped out once
  8. 20:20 <Ceri> And they've kind of been trying to help these goblins out
  9. 20:20 <Ceri> (They're working on a ritual to turn them into Blues)
  10. 20:20 <Ceri> Because the guy they're devoted to was a good guy, and so they're good guys
  11. 20:21 <Jellycube> I seeee
  12. 20:22 <Ceri> So the adventure they've been on for the last several sessions was diving into an old dwarven mine that the local humans had been using before it'd been captured by orcs
  13. 20:22 <Ceri> And the nice goblins were infiltrating it to get info and to help kick the orcs out when the heroes arrived
  14. 20:22 <Ceri> Except the orcs found a sealed vault labelled like NO DON'T EVER GO IN HERE
  15. 20:22 <Ceri> So of course the orcs went in there
  16. 20:23 <Ceri> And there was lots of treasure but also a ghast
  17. 20:23 <Ceri> And so the orcs started getting murdered off
  18. 20:23 <Ceri> And that's when the party arrived
  19. 20:23 <Jellycube> Oh pff
  20. 20:23 <Jellycube> That's like a plot I used before sort of
  21. 20:23 <Ceri> They saved the slaves the orc's'd taken from the villagers, and also a bunch of the good goblins, and beat the ghast thanks to the guest appearance of my brother's girlfriend playing a Druid
  22. 20:24 <Ceri> But on their way out, the reinforcements the orcs'd called for weeks ago finally arrived, including a troll
  23. 20:24 <Ceri> And they've never fought a troll before so they didn't know to use fire or acid
  24. 20:24 <Ceri> So it was a long tough battle, but they had fun
  25. 20:25 <Ceri> And the leader of the good goblins helped them out, because his people were all wounded and he wanted to help stop thet roll before they killed his guys
  26. 20:25 <Ceri> And in the end, he died because the troll's severed arm got a lucky crit on him
  27. 20:25 <Ceri> Everyone stopped talking and two of the boys literally teared
  28. 20:25 <Ceri> Even I was sad
  29. 20:25 <Ceri> I loved that guy
  30. 20:25 <Ceri> And the Cleric hadn't thought to prepare revivify
  31. 20:26 <Ceri> But his heroic last act was to grab a torch off the wall and throw it at the troll for one point of fire damage, to kill his regeneration, so the fight was finally won
  32. 20:26 <Ceri> It was such an exciting and dramatic fight
  33. 20:27 <Ceri> They found a bunch of magic items, both with the reinforcements and in the now-safe dwarf treasure vaults
  34. 20:27 <Jellycube> Uwaaaaaaa
  35. 20:27 <Jellycube> Too sad ;_;
  36. 20:28 <Ceri> It is sad
  37. 20:28 <Ceri> BUT THERE'S HOPE
  38. 20:28 <Jellycube> But why would the cleric ever not prepare revivify
  39. 20:28 <Jellycube> whhhyyy
  40. 20:28 <Ceri> Because
  41. 20:28 <Ceri> They JUST levelled up last week
  42. 20:28 <Ceri> And they didn't know Revivify was a spell
  43. 20:28 <Jellycube> ;_____;
  44. 20:28 <Ceri> They did prepare Gentle Repose today though
  45. 20:28 <Ceri> And they used it RIGHT AWAY
  46. 20:29 <Jellycube> Ohhh
  47. 20:29 <Jellycube> I see then they'll be okaaayy
  48. 20:29 <Ceri> Yea
  49. 20:29 <Ceri> They moved the body very carefully to their home base with levitate spells, to keep the coins from falling off his eyes
  50. 20:30 <Ceri> Then they random-encountered a treant along the way, who the bard managed to befriend and convince to help them out, because trees have very steady hands
  51. 20:30 <Ceri> Buttt
  52. 20:30 <Ceri> They used Speak with Dead
  53. 20:30 <Ceri> And he said
  54. 20:30 <Ceri> He doesn't want to come back yet
  55. 20:30 <Ceri> Because
  56. 20:30 <Ceri> The monk who saved them, all the way back then
  57. 20:31 <Ceri> Became a demigod from the power of their belief
  58. 20:31 <Ceri> And so he is hanging out with him in the afterlife
  59. 20:31 <Jellycube> ehhhhhh
  60. 20:31 <Ceri> And he doesn't want to cut the visit short yet
  61. 20:31 <Ceri> Ask again later
  62. 20:31 <Ceri> And they're like "i bet he's training and when we finally revive him in like a year, he'll be higher level than us"
  63. 20:31 <Ceri> (really i'm just kind of saving him as a backup character for if one of them eventually dies unrecoverably)
  64. 20:32 <Jellycube> ehhh but can't he only revive within 10 days
  65. 20:32 <Ceri> No, you can just.. cast it again
  66. 20:32 <Jellycube> But wouldn't that require the party stays with him all the time
  67. 20:33 <Ceri> They moved the guy to their base, and carved a bier for him in the wall
  68. 20:33 <Ceri> Well, no, it requires they come back to their home base every ten days
  69. 20:33 <Ceri> Or just invest the gold in a hireling who can do that
  70. 20:33 <Jellycube> Hmmmmm
  71. 20:33 <Ceri> They really enjoyed this session
  72. 20:34 <Ceri> And I'm glad because 99% of it was totally adlibbed because I was drawing blanks all night
  73. 20:34 <Jellycube> Yaaaaaaay
  74. 20:37 <Ceri> But yea! They brought all the monk goblins back to their base, and they're going to consult the revenant and ghosts that are the previous heads of their knightly order if they have any leads on the Bluing ritual
  75. 20:37 — Jellycube pats Ceri with both hands
  76. 20:38 <Ceri> And that's where I ended it because my cousin has to work in nine hours (and also because I had no answers for that :D)
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