Deities and Demigods

Felix
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Portfolio: Knowledge, Authority, Order
Commandments: Obtain and spread knowledge, especially of magic, science, and history. Create orderly social structures, avoid absolutes and unnecessary divisions.
Clerics: Scholars and priests, an orderly structured hierarchy based on seniority.
Enemies: Faggots, malcontents, loudmouths.
Plane: An endless library containing all the secrets of the universe.
Favored Weapon: Banhammer
Favored Class: Wizard
Motto: "Shut up and play"

Shima:
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Portfolio: Coolness, Manners, Calmness
Commandments: Stay relaxed, display an aura of calm. Avoid unnecessary conflict. Keep a stiff upper lip.
Clerics: Polite Shaolin Monks or trained Gentlemen.
Enemies: Dorks, Attention-Whores
Plane: An exquisite French palace with every kind of delight and delicacy.
Favored Weapon: Unarmed Strike
Favored Class: Monk
Motto: "Keep calm and carry on"

Timber:
Alignment: True Neutral
Portfolio: Nature, Beauty, Aesthetics
Commandments: Assume blame. Operate on the assumption that most problems are your fault. Seek enlightenment through Self Deprecation and the practice of simplicity, offset by truly excessive displays of dress.
Clerics: Overly-well dressed shamans.
Enemies: The violent, the outspoken, etc.
Plane: An primal copy of the world.
Favored Weapon: The Shield
Favored Class: Druid
Motto: "Everything we do is shit, but thats fine"

Flag:
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Portfolio: Wealth, Trickery, Subterfuge, Cuteness
Commandments: Gather wealth and resources. Avoid waste. Honor your dealings. Pursue and gather cute objects and beings into your service.
Clerics: Savvy businessmen.
Enemies: Lazy people, ascetics, the overly-serious.
Plane: An endless office complex that piles up into ever more sublime corner offices
Favored Weapon: The crossbow
Favored Class: Rogue
Motto: "The gold must flow"

Vigil:
Alignment: Lawful Good
Portfolio: Reason, Justice, Self-Perfection
Commandments: Be logical, control your emotions, be outspoken above your beliefs, constantly self-improve, practice debate.
Clerics: Scholar-Knights
Enemies: Willfully ignorant, the moderate, the neutral
Plane: An idealized, bejeweled Roman-esque city.
Favored Weapon: Longsword
Favored Class: Paladin
Motto: "Let me tell you why thats bullshit"

Dusty:
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Portfolio: Heroism, Machinery, Adventure
Commandments: Explore, adventure, expand your horizons, oppose evildoing, be boisterous.
Clerics: Wandering do-gooders, explorers, adventurers.
Enemies: The wicked, the stay-at-home, giant monsters
Plane: An endless fairie tale world dominated by giant war machines.
Favored Weapon: Machines
Favored Class: Aegis
Motto: "Transform!"

Khazard:
Alignment: Neutral Good
Portfolio: Peace, Understanding, Brotherhood
Commandments: Avoid conflict. Be at peace and promote peace.
Clerics: Calm stoics and peaceful monks
Enemies: The warlike, the troublemaking.
Plane: An elaborate persian garden
Favored Weapon: The quarterstaff
Favored Class: Summoner
Motto: "Idk"

BKGRNDFAG:
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Portfolio: Division, Cunning, Mayhem
Commandments: Cause trouble, create divisions, promote chaos if it benefits you. Avoid the ire of your betters.
Clerics: Wild madmen and black knights
Enemies: Everyone.
Plane: A horrible smelling endless swamp inhabited by rape-ogres
Favored Weapon: The katana
Favored Class: Magus
Motto: "Lol faggots"

Eternal Blue:
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Portfolio: Lust, Drama, Desperation
Commandments: Seduce and subdue your enemies. Be a parasite, feed on those around you. Create trouble wherever you can, avoid responsibility.
Clerics: Courtesans
Enemies: The diplomatic, the chaste, the peaceful
Plane: A horrible pleasure palace that seems on the surface to be a paradise, but which is ruined by endless drama and infighting.
Favored Weapon: The whip
Favored Class: Cleric
Motto: "You all hate me!"

Luce:
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Portfolio: Festivals, Revelry, Alchohol
Commandments: Have fun, please yourself, live a good life, don't get yourself killed.
Clerics: Loud boisterous barbarians and brewers
Plane: A Valhallen feast-hall
Enemies: Serious people, boring people, jerks.
Favored Weapon: The drinking horn
Favored Class: Barbarian
Motto: "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die."

Charon
Alignment: Neutral Good
Portfolio: Compassion, Honor, Friendship
Commandments: Harm only the wicked. Protect the weak. Be meek in thought and action.
Clerics: Honorable guards and do-gooders.
Plane: An idealized English countryside dotted with villages
Enemies: Evildoers
Favored Weapon: The greathammer
Favored Class: The Paladin
Motto: "We're all in this together!"