Chronicles of the Tutu Brawlers

==Moose==
>Day Tutu Brawlers in EQ.
>You are Anone Moose, and you and your two friends, Chronicler and Duke, have decided to play a joke on the ponies of Canterlot.
>You each dress up in a frilly pink tutu, a GP-5 Russian Gas Mask, and don Brass Knuckles.
>Chronicler chooses to wield a rubber chicken and a knights helmet over his gas mask.
>Duke decides to wield a giant corn dog that's bigger than him, and speakers and a MP3 player with only one song.
>Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.
>And You decide to be the fucking Tooth Fairy.
>You put wings on your back, and have a plastic wand.
>You put on a plastic tiara on your head.
>Each of you set out to different alleyways of Canterlot and wait.
>At random intervals you burst out of the alley and screamed this at passing ponies, "HEY THERE! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING TOOTH FAIRY! I NEED YOUR TEETH TO PAY MY RENT!"
>They run, and you chase after them for a few second.
>Then you run back to the alley you were hiding in.
>You can hear the events of your fellow Tutu pals going on
>From Chroniclers end, "FOR THE CHICKEN!!!!" and you see him running down the street waving his chicken around.
>And from duke...
>You see him skipping down the street with a half eaten giant corn dog, and don't stop me now playing as a group of royal guards chase after him.
>You decide to help him.
>You burst out of the alley and yell, "HEY THERE! I'M GOING TO DEMONSTRATE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH! AND I'M GOING TO DO IT WITH MY FIST!"
>Three of them stop, and face you.
>You run at them and plant a knuckle right in each one of the guards faces.
>You then run off going yelling http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kH651p00pF as you run.

++Duke++

>Day Hungry as Fuck in EQ
>You are Duke, and you have been recruited into the war on… well, you forget that part.
>Together with Moose and Chronicler, you were going to hide in a random alley each, somewhere in Canterlot, and scare ponies.
>You were armed to the teeth.
>Full battle tutus with a GP-5 Russian Gas Mask, for the ultimate scare.
>Chron may have his rubber chicken
>Moose may have his tooth fairy routine.
>But you had more…
>A 6ft long corn dog on a 10ft stick.
>They wanted to know where you got “Excali-dog”, but that was a trade secret.
>After splitting up, you hastily make your way to the set alley, and prepare your attack plan.
>You planned on whomping the ponies with your meat stick.
>But Moose said no sexual assault, so you have to settle with whacking them with Excali-dog.
>As you wait, a voice rings out behind you.
>’Mmm…That looks yummy.’
‘It is. One of the best things from earth, in my honest opinion.’
>Target sighted, a light grey mare with a black mane.
>CRUNCH
>’Mmm… It tastes good too.’
‘Told ya.’
>You prepare your shot. One good whack should do it.
>’Wait! Before it goes, one more bite?’
>And it finally hits you.
>SOME FUCKER WAS EATING YOUR WEAPON!!
>You spin, and lock eyes with the assailant.
>It was Celestia, in all her glory.
>’Come on, one more teensy bite.’
‘FUCK OFF! MY FOOD!’
>You uppercut the Princess with Excali-dog, sending her flying.
‘That should do i-‘
>She has wings, you know.
‘What?’
>She has wings. She can fly.
‘Oh you got to be fucking KIDDING ME!!’
>You watch as she stretches her wings and DEATHBOMBS you.
>You do the logical thing.
>You run like a French man.
>As you run down the streets, Sun Princess on your 6, you take the chance to nibble at Excali-dog.
>It is good.
>’GIMME THE PRECIOUS!!’
‘NEVER!!!’
>You leap into the air, spinning like the ballerina of war you are, and beat Celestia into the ground.
>She hits with a thud, and you land gracefully.
>Suddenly, you hear it.
>’GUARDS! SEIZE THAT FOOD ITEM!!’
>You look over your shoulder to see 10 royal guards chasing after you and Excali-dog.
‘Fuck this shit…’
>You know Moose said no, but this was an emergency.
>You slap the red button on the Gas Mask filter, and music starts playing.
>Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen.
>A fitting song for this moment.
>You feel energy enter your legs and you speed up to near Kenyan speeds.
>As you round another bend, you see a familiar tooth fairy.
>You pass him, bashing a small colt across the market place as you do.
>Behind you, your hear "HEY THERE! I'M GOING TO DEMONSTRATE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T BRUSH! AND I'M GOING TO DO IT WITH MY FIST!"
>You turn to see some stop to face Moose, only to get knocked out.
>Moose soon joins your Kenyan speeds, wooping as he does.