Anon the Summoner 'n Shit

>It was a dark and spooky night.
>Shit was so edgy, you could cut pancakes with it.
>Out in the woods.
>Spooky Equestrian woods.
>Be jacking off to Nightmare Moon Statue.
Ah yeah, FUCK you Nightmare! Dirty little slut! Show me that flank! Fuckin-
>Fapping to statues was you fetish.
>Not really, it was actually ponies, and the NMM statue looked extremely real...
>AND because no one was around.
>...
>Drenched in sweat, you place your hand on the statues flank.
>It was cold and dry.
Damn, you are one crazy horse.
>You take a quick look around to see if any of the ponies where near.
Alright... The coast is clear...
>You take your dick and begin to rub it against the statues flank.
>God DAMN this thing is cold.
>Probably a bad idea.
>You take your dick away from the statue and return to the usual left-hand fap.
>Lefty feels more like a stranger.
>With your right hand, you reach over to where a marehood would be and grip.
Ah yeah... Dirty slut, take it! TAKE IT ALL!
>With the force of 1000 Suns, you cum like you've never cum before.
>Right into the statues crevice, in the flank.
>You squeeze every bit of cum out, and wipe your dick on her cutie mark.
>A small rumbling could be felt.
SHIT! Was someone watching?!
>You quickly pulled up your pants and began sprinting.
>SHIT!
>Straight back to your little house near the edge of Ponyville.
>You take a quick look behind you.
>Seems pretty safe...
>You rustle through your pocket and pull out the key to your house.

>A medium sized iron key.
>It looked like a dick.
>hehe.
>You pop open the lock and go inside casually.
>It IS your house after all.
>Without a moment to spare, you jump straight onto your bed.
>Shower, Shit, Shave in the morning...
>You roll over and ponder about what just happened.
Mmm...
>Go to forest to fap
>Find pony statue
>Fap into it
>Rumbling
>Run like a bitch.
>Yeah... Seems about right.
>You suddenly feel a chill.
>...
>Paralyzed, you bounce random thoughts around in your head.
>OH SHIT, IT MUST BE THE POLICE PONY WHO WATCHED YOU WANK ONE INTO THE PONY STATUE!
>No... be Cool...
>Cool...
>Cool.
>You turn around to see a pony completely black.
Bollocks.
>"Were you the one that awoke me?" The mare spoke in a seductive tone.
I...
>The large mare slips under your covers.
>You could see the large lump move closer towards you.
>It smelled of... Rock... And... Cum?
>"And could your name be?"
>You didn't know whether to be scared or turned on at the moment.

>You hear a knock at the door.
>The dark mare was completely unphased.
A-Anon!
>"Anon?" She questions, "What a silly name~"
>She places a cold hoof on your chest.
>The knock returned, only louder.
>TOTALLY RUINING THE MOMENT!
Uh... One moment?
>You try to slip our of the covers, only for it to get caught on the mares horn.
>The mare flips over you to reveal her large wings.
Shit. Are you oka-
>Wings. Horns.
>THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
>Whats an ALICORN doing here?!
>Your door busts down and you hear galloping heading towards your room.
>The black alicorn pins you down, and licks her lips.
>"Alright Anon... "
>She leans in and gives you a quick peck on the lips.
>From the door way, you see a tall mare.
>Her mane suggested that she was Celestia.
>THEN THIS IS LUNA?!

>"No... We... No..."
>The tall mare walks forward, revealing herself to be Luna.
>Then THIS MUST be-
>A light is seen from outside.
>Celestia was floating outside you room, gazing in with her eyebrows furrowed, and a blush on her cheeks.
>Wait...
>The light revealed the one on top of you was.
>"Ahaahahahaa!"
>"Let him go Nightmare Moon! I thought we banished you away forever?!"
>NMM turns around, still standing over you.
>"Banished? You merely turned me to stone, and teleported me away."
>Luna turns to Celestia.
>Sun-butt looks down, somewhat ashamed.
>"I have returned as a summoning! Anon here was more then happy to do so, right Anon?"
>You could totally see up into this mare's marehoo-
YES
>What the hell was the question?
>"I am bound to this world. So long as Anon here wishes."
>She smiles at you.
>You force a smile back.
>Wait... You look back at her marehood.
>Cum. YOUR cum.
>"We... We shall find a way! We will NOT stand to have you here any longer!"
>"Then why not take a seat then?"
>NMM sits on your face.
>Luna blushes and turns to Celestia.
>She signals for them to retreat till morning.
>Luna looks back at you with anger.
>...
>You couldn't even respond, because your mouth was so full of moon-butt.
>Both princesses fly off, and NMM gets off of you.
>NMM stretches, revealing her cum and saliva filled marehood once again.
>"I think I shall sleep a bit more... A princess DOES need her princess sleep."
>She hops onto your bed and closes her eyes.
>Fuck it.
>You lie down next to her and hope to god this was all a dream.
>Because, it probably is.
>Totes, its a dream.
>You were dreaming.
>dream, dream, dream...
>...
>You weren't...

>The sun arose from its normal mountain tops.
>You slowly opened your eyes and looked over next to you.
>Nothing...
>You smile, then frown.
>It was... A dream?
>Well, OF COURSE it was a dream
>If it wasn't where would NMM be?
>You roll out of bed and do your morning routine.
>Set for the day, you head off to do your Anon-like things.
>As you open the door to set off on whatever mary-sue journey you felt something... Strange...
>You turn around, but no one was there.
>A small noise can be heard... Coming from inside...
Must be a cricket...
>You hear a crash.
Shit aint no cricket!
>You quickly run to your room, where you heard the noise came from.
>There stood the black Alicorn.
>Nightmare Moon.
>She wore your trousers over her head.
>...
>"Anon! assist me in removing... These trousers."
>Fucking hell.
>Her horn came out of the penis hole, and her ears came out of the leg holes.
>She looked ridiculous!
>You help remove the trousers
Um...
>"Yes?~"
What were you doing with my, uh... trousers?
>"I do not know what you are talking about! It looked like a... cloth helmet! yes!"
By the way... My full name is Anonymous... Sounds awkward when you just call me Anon..."
>NMM looks over to you with bedroom eyes.
>"Alright, AN-ON-O-MUS~"
>You begin to blush.
>"So, whats in-store for us today?
In-store?!
>"You DID summon me, did you not?"
>FUCK, did you?!
>NMM circles around you.
>"Well, if you need me, I'm only a few shadows away~"
>With that, NMM walks into your closet and disappears.
>True Mare-magic shit.
>You walk cautiously back outside.
>As you continue to walk, you notice your shadow IS NMM.
...
>You try not to look down at her.
>You continue on with your little mary-sue adventure to where ever your feet lead you.