Jim Stories

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Love/Hate Relationship
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>Be Jim
>At work, doing the night shift
>There's this guy at work who just messes with his phone all night and runs into the back as soon as he sees a customer come around
>You want to take his Packers cover off of his cell phone and shove it up his--
>"Hey, Jimmy!"
>You jump and turn back around to see Sonata standing at the counter
"Freaking A, Sonata! Haven't I told you to--"
>"I tried being quiet this time."
>She has an apologetic face, so there's not really anything else you can ask from her
>Not like she'd listen anyway
"OK, what can I get you?"
>"Oh, I don't want anything."
"Thank you for coming to--"
>"I was just wondering what you're doing after work!"
"Jeeze! Can't I finish a thought in peace? Ugh... I was gonna go home and sleep. I don't get that very often."
>"How come?"
"Someone's been sending me messages at 2 in the morning."
>"Really? Who would be... Oh. That's me. Me and the girls are gonna watch a movie after we're done. You wanna come?"
"What do you girls even do here?"
>"Pleeeeeease?"
"If I go to your movie, do you promise not to send me any more 'look i caught Adagio sleeping again' texts?"
>"Unless it's a really good one, yes."
>"C'mon, Sonata," a purple-haired girl says coming up to the counter. "I'm getting bored. Let's just go."
>"But we have to wait for Jim to get off his shift!"
>"Seriously?! You're bringing your boyfriend along, too?"
"Hey, it's not like I wanted to go!"
>"Then don't."
"You know what? If you're not getting anything, why don't you just take off now? Sonata and I will join you later."
>"Ugh... when's your shift over?"
"20 minutes."
>"Fine. If you take a second longer, we're leaving without you."
>She walks off before you can say another word
>You wish she'd come back just so you can tell her off before you get calm again
>You want to piss her off even more
>You want to tell her that her beautiful eyes get ugly when she looks mad
>You want to hold her and not let go
>That'll show her

>Get off your shift and the 4 of you walk outside
"How did you three get here again?"
>"We walked," Sonata says.
>You look at your car
>Then back at her
"Oh, no no no no!"
>"I call shotgun!"
>"Really?" Aria says, obviously talking to you, but not even bothering to make eye contact
"Really what?"
>"That's what you drive? How much do they pay you here? Like 2 cents an hour?"
"You know what? My car actually only seats three people."
>Adagio cuts her off before she offers to walk the rest of the way
>"We're actually really glad to have a ride there."
>Your temper is growing out of hand with this chick with the highlights, but you let it go
>It's all so you won't get any more 2 AM pictures
>You get to the movie theater and try to avoid eye contact with Aria as much as possible
>You really don't feel like getting pissed off tonight
>Might as well get some popcorn and try to enjoy your evening
>You pay the freaking $8 for your small bag of popcorn, but the minute you turn, you run into Aria
>Your popcorn spills on the floor and her slushie spills all over her shirt
>"You clumsy little faggot!"
"You wanna run that by me one more time, woman?"
>"I called you a clumsy little fag-got. Do you need me to write it down so you won't forget?"
"That's it! Let's take this outside!"
>"Gladly!"
>"Jim, wait!" Sonata says, getting in between you two
"Out of the way, Sonata."
>"Jim, she didn't mean it!"
>"Uhhh, yeah I did."
>Adagio pulls Sonata away, knowing that the two of you are just going to make a scene unless you go outside and let all your anger out
>You see Sonata with a face full of panic as the two of you walk outside, but this has to get taken care of

"What's your problem?!"
>"Maybe the fact that you just ruined my best shirt?"
"You wear the same thing every day!"
>"Hey, I change my outfit more than you do, loser. It happens when you're not at a minimum wage job with no skills."
>You're so mad that veins start to appear in your forehead inb4 anime reference
>You want to punch her in the gut
>Then she'd bend over and you could drive your steel-toed boots right in her nose
>When she starts crying, you'll push her onto the ground, not letting her get back up until she takes it all back
>You want her to be in pain
>You want to let out all the rage you've had since you met her
>And then the two of you kiss
>Your hand moves through her hair as she wraps her arms around your waist
>With your free hand, you pull her in closer
>She moves one hand up to your cheek, caressing it tenderly as her lips gently kiss yours
>After a few moments, you finally pull off of each other, slightly out of breath
>"You ever tell Sonata about that and I'll cut off your dick in your sleep."
"Wasn't planning on it."
>The two of you walk in, and Sonata immediately gasps in shock, seeing both of you with your hair messy
>"Oh, my gosh! What happened!"
>"We settled it like adults," Aria says with a chuckle
>Sonata stomps towards the both of you
>"That's enough fighting for the two of you for tonight!"
>"No promises."
>Aria winks at you
>"Ohhhhh you're the worst! C'mon, Jim. I'll let you share my popcorn."
>Sonata pulls you away, more frustrated than you think you've ever seen
>You look back at Aria, whose scowl turns into a smug grin
>...What just happened?

>Throughout the movie, Sonata keeps making commentary
>"No more 2AM pics" repeats over and over in your head
>You don't even bother eating the popcorn
>You saw Sonata picking her nose at one point during the movie and immediately shove her hand into the bag
>"Wasn't that movie soooo good?"
"So uh... how are you getting home?"
>"You."
"Sonata... get a job."
>"Why would I do that?"
>She has a point. She can get you to do pretty much anything at this point against your will
>"Maybe that way he has someone to mooch off of," Aria says, squeezing your butt as she passes
>You hope nobody saw that
>The four of you then drive back to your work (seriously, where do these girls live?)
>"I had a lot of fun tonight! OH! You wanna come and--"
"No."
>"Better not press any further, Sonata," Aria says, getting out of the car. "He's not very good at arguments."
"Aria... can I talk to you for a minute?"
>"Don't you dare!" Sonata says, trying to seem like an authority figure
>"Relax, Sonata. Adagio, we'll be done in a second. Could you help give us some privacy?"
>Adagio suddenly wears a confused face, but leads Sonata away
>The minute their backs turn, Aria is on top of you, pressing her mouth onto yours
>You pull her off quickly (feeling the faint touch of her tongue at the end), and hold her at arm's length
"Aria, I'm not OK with this."
>"Why?"
"Cause you piss me off. That's why."
>"Please. Like I'm gonna listen."
"Get out of my car, woman!"
>"I like a guy who tells me what to do."
>She eases her way out of the car
>"Even when those guys have no balls."
>She slams the car door and walks away
>Finally, it's over
>Suddenly, you get a text
>"Look at this funny face I caught Adagio making!"
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Jim's Party
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>Be Jim
>Working on homework
>For the first time ever, math is starting to make sense
>So the answer is--
>Ring ring
>And it's gone
"ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!"
>You answer the phone
"What?"
>"Heyyyy."
"Who is this?!"
>"You mean you dun have my number in yer phone? I's Naomi you prickk!"
"How did you get my number?! What do you want?!"
>"I jus wanted to know why we nevr hang out."
"Maybe because you're a crazy bit--"
>"You know, maybe we could have a party and invite that blue grrl you like."
"I swear, if you set up me and Sonata, I will find where you live, get my Zyklon B and--"
>"Heh. I'm textin her right now. Jiiiim saaaays weee shoooould haaave a paarrtyyy. You wanna do it at her place or... You knuw what? Feck it. I wunna see yer haws."
"Naomi, again, if you bring her to my house--"
>You hear a knock on the door
>"Jiiiiiiim!"
>You look out your window and see Sonata, Pinkie and half the school
"DAAAAAMMIIIIIIIT!!! Naomi, when you get here, I'm going to--"
>"Ackshully, I think I'm too drunk to drive. Tell me hao it goes, k? Mmmmmwah!"
>The phone clicks, and so does the trigger.

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Bzzz
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>Be Jim
>Eating some corn puffs to start your morning when your phone starts buzzing
>Wonder who THAT could be? [/sarcasm]
>You look at your phone and, sure enough, it's your living nightmare
>Not today, though. Today's your day off.
>You hit the silence button and return to your corn puffs
>Later, you're sitting on the john, releasing the corn puffs from your body
>bzzzzzz. bzzzzzzzz.
>Not again.
>You take your phone out of your pocket, click the silence button and flush the toilet
>Just as you stand up, though, you remember you forgot to wipe
>Too late now. It's all over the place.
"You stupid whore! Even when I'm ignoring you, you make my life miserable!"
>You take off your jeans and turn on the shower
>Once you're inside and washing yourself, you hear your phone buzzing again
"Sorry, Sonata. Wouldn't be able to answer even if I wanted to."
>The buzzing dies off and you return to your gentle, relaxing shower
>You could spend all day in there
>You just let the water run down your back, enjoying the warm current on your skin
>Suddenly, you see the shower curtain move
>That was weird, but you return to your shower nonetheless
>That's when a hand slowly starts to make its way around the shower curtain
"Huh?"
>"Jiiiiiim."
>No. No no no no.
>The figure pulls back the curtain and enters the shower
>Sonata is glaring at you with burning red eyes and speaking with a deep, booming voice
"WHAT THE [buy some apples!]"
>"I tried to warn you, Jim, but you wouldn't answer. I WON'T BE IGNORED!"
>She grabs you by the wrist
>"Come on, Jim. We have so much to do today."
>Whoever said cleanliness is next to godliness sure didn't factor this in [laughter to end the scene]

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Shopping With Aria
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>Be Jim
>Writing a paper in the library while Aria sits beside you, bored out of her mind
>"Hey, Jim."
"No."
>"So you don't want me to take my top off?"
"You guessed it."
>"That wasn't really what I was going to say, dillhole."
"Kinda figured."
>"...Let's go to the city."
"Let's not."
>"Or I could just take my top off now."
>You close your book
"Let's go."
>The two of you get in your car and drive down to the city mall
>Aria takes you to, of course, the jewelry shop
>"What do you think of this one?"
"It looks just as shiny as the last one."
>"...I love you so much, Jim."
"Fine! I like the necklace with the blue stone thing in it best!"
>"Whatever."
>Aria then goes back to the girl behind the counter, a girl with yellow skin and pink/blue hair
>"Hey, can I look at the sapphire one again?"
>>"Oh, suuuuure! There's nothing that I love more than helping customers! Evenifthey'vebeenhereforever."
>"...What?"
>>"Oh, nothing. This necklace is going to look so pretty on you! Evenifit'dlookprettieronsomeoneelse."
"HEY!"
>Both girls jump
"I don't think we asked for the commentary. Unless you want us to get your manager involved, I'd suggest you open the case and show her the rock."
>The girl timidly opens up the case until Aria interrupts her
>"You know what? I'm not really interested. Let's go, Jim."
>Finally, you can be done shopping
>As soon as the two of you walk out the door, though, Aria wraps her arms around your neck and kisses you passionately."
"Agh! Get off of me, kike!"
>Aria's lips leave yours, but her arms wrap around your waist harder than ever
>"Don't ever leave me, dillhole."
>You sigh and return the hug
>Suddenly, Sonata turns the corner
"No no no no no!"
>"Aaaaawwwwww! This sooo needs a photo!"
>Sonata whips out her camera and takes a picture
>[spoiler]To this day, it's still Aria's background picture.[/spoiler]