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  1. Hey! You like beards. and cats. and bikes. and blink 182. So, maybe we should talk?
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  5. Hey, I'm Nick. Cool cat! haha
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  9. You seem pretty cool! I would consider myself pretty laid back and think you'd be a cool friend. Ramble Ramble *insert odd joke here* Ramble *laugh awkwardly* ....*smiles and waits for interesting response*
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  13. hey beautiful. whats up?
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  17. hey! How are you doing? Having any luck on here?
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  21. Chocolate?
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  23. Did you say... "Chocolate"?
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  25. CHOCOLATE??
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  27. CHAWWWWWWWKKKKKKLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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  31. Would you consider a friend with benefits?
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  35. cute cat
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  39. Hi,
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  41. My name is Doug. I'm going to be straight up with you. I've tried messaging girls back and forth many more times than I care to admit. Not once has any of these conversations resulted in anything more than a cursory knowledge of one another. That being said I would like to get some coffee with you and talk about why you're agnostic as apposed to atheist and why you still play WoW. I also want to discuss that beautiful black cat you have. So if you'd be so kind to join me for a cuppa joe hit me up: XXX-XXX-XXXX
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  43. -Doug
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  47. Hey :) how are you?
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  51. Magnesium sparkler bombs.............Teach me.....please lol
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  55. Hey I like your profile! Want to talk/chat?
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  59. I couldn't help but notice that you're listed as bisexual but it only says you're looking for guys. Is there a reason?
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  63. FFX ftw! Also, check out the facial hair. ;)
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  67. Hey there! Your profile was a good read. Don't think I have ever seen someone name legumes as something they couldn't live without. Are you a fan of all legumes? haha My names Rob, I'm a student too. I also constantly think about how to escape here haha. Message me back, we should get to know eachother!
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  71. aww your kitty is so cute :)
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  75. I know how to make Magnesium sparkler bombs too! The last one was set off in the middle of a neighborhood. Car alarms went off and the cops were called to investigate. It was amazing : )
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  77. Hi, name's Michael. Really liked your profile and was hoping we could chat and see what all we have in common. What do ye like to do for fun? Have many hobbies?
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  79. Take a look at my own page. If you're interested, get back to me with any questions ye have. Till then, Cheers!
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  81. -Michael
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  85. "I live in my mind" heard of lucid dreaming?
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  88. 7.) I know how to make Magnesium sparkler bombs.
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  91. they are so fun. also match stick head strike anywheres filled in a tennis ball and chucked at a wall..
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  95. Hello darling. How are you?
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  99. I am a laid back guy and I would like to get to know more about you. How long have you played WoW?
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  101. I have played since Vanilla. I did stop for the last few years and just started again about 2 months ago. Do you play Xbox at all?
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  103. I used to play Call of Duty a lot ( I spelled it correctly! :] ) up until about 3 months ago. My friends and I were actually ranked in the top 1,000 on the leaderboards for the first 6 months MW3 was out. So what other hobbies do you have?
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  105. I hope your week has been going well and that it continues to be go well.
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  107. Lucas
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  111. Hahaha, fortunately, I enjoy dramatic comedy! Your calculated percentages are a very useful data point. Too bad too few others keep track of their statistics. You do seem to have an awful lot of enthusiasm; a bit of that goes a long way. You said you commonly think about how to "escape from this place."; where is the place you are trying to escape from, X or just X?
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  115. you are rad! tell me a joke
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  119. Hey sexy
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  123. My love of cats combined with your love of beards just may be a good enough reason for us to chat a bit, says I.
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  127. First off, that picture you took with your cat is pretty great X). You also seem to be quite the fun person to hang out with. I like people who view life in the fun way. I really think we would mesh quite well and I would very much so like to get to know you more. So if you can make it past my nerd/lame pictures (I'm not as lame as I seem....or maybe I am =P) then shoot me a massage ^^.
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  129. -Brad-
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  133. hI dear! How're u? I'd like to know more? :)
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  137. FFX!!! That's one of my fav ffs...I'm learning to Zanzibar on my piano right now ..kinda random but easily the coolest song ever.
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  139. I used to play wow but not anymore...I'm Kyle by the way :)
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  143. hi there, im Eric. im 21 from X. how are you?
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  147. I just wanted to tell you that you are absolutely gorgeous. You don't have to reply to this, I just felt like I should tell you.
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  151. Heya. How ya doin' tonight? :)
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  155. Hello. How are you?
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  159. Hi im shane, I know this is going to sound like a line, but why u single for? Ur so cute!!
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  163. madame we must make magnesium sparkler bombs together :D I sweya to gahd that itll be fun :D
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  167. Hey there...whats up? I think we'd have a lot of fun together...feel like chatting?
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  169. Adam
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  173. You have quite an interesting profile and you're extremely good looking as well.
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  177. Hey! How are you? You seem cool n fun to hang out with.
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  179. Take care,
  180. Ragz
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  184. Hi, I came across your profile and thought you were very beautiful, needless to say I had to write. If you'd like to talk sometime, I'd love to hear from you.
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  188. Hello
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  192. I cant live without legumes either. Magnesium sparkler bombs are awesome! Two things we have in common... legumes and bombs... nice.
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  196. by calculated did u mean made up
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  200. you're really quirky, but I like it.
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  204. Hey beautiful how are you
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  208. Hey like your cat lol
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  212. Hello
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  216. hey baby:)
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  220. Hey! I see you think nuclear war would be a little exciting. Glad to know there's other people just a twisted :)
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  224. Evening,
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  226. My name is James and I am currently in the C/U area earning my MBA. I am originally from X and an alumn of X. I am a fairly serious person with a light side and taste for new experiences. I am seeking new friends and seeing where life progresses from there.
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  228. If you had the opportunity to travel anywhere in the world (no restrictions on resources, time, responsibilities, etc.), where would you go and why?
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  230. James S.
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  234. Hey girl I absolutely liked your profile do u go to X?, I'd love to get to know you :)
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  238. hey whats goin on
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  242. Hello
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  246. hey. you have a cat! :D cats are the best! So how goes your summer?
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  250. Howdy! You seem pretty interesting. I would love to chat and see where it goes. Just so you know, anytime I see a squirrel in my way on the road I'm going to blame you ;) Hope to hear from you!
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  252. Levi
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  256. Hi, how are you? My name is Felix. I came across your profile and it caught my eye, so I thought I'd say hello and introduce myself. From what I was able to glean, we seem to share a lot of the same interests, so I'd love to know more about you. I definitely have a special place for cats (I've owned four). Anyway I'd love to hear back from you. Take care and best of luck either way :)
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  260. Hi im shane, I know this is going to sound like a line, but why u single for? Ur so cute!!
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  266. so tell me about urself how long you been single? what you looking for? what kind of guys u like?
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  270. In the interest of science and my own edification, would you answer a poll question for me? That question being:
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  272. In all honesty, why did you not respond my first message to you? You didn't even say,"not interested" or... I have boy friend or... you're too old for me. But instead with simply... nothing at all.
  273. Me, I just thought ye were really very attractive and that we have some things in common... might be worth getting to know one another. However.... you never got back to me. So now I'm taking a poll in order to get to the bottom of this phenomena. For Science, why did you not respond to my previous message to you?
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  275. Thanks for your reply : )
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  277. -Michael
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  281. Hello how are you
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  285. you're amazing, I want to have your babies!
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  289. Hey, I wanted to let you know that I really enjoyed your profile. You're really interesting! You're exquisitely beautiful to boot! I hope you message me back :)
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  293. You are beautiful, and we have similar personalities!
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  297. Hi,how are you im Collin I read you pro and liked what I read if you'd be interested in talkin a bit get back to.Thanx
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  301. Hi , How are you ? How was your weekend ?
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