I posted a picture of the robot who is trained to fuck your mouth. That's what started this.
[17:53] Glorious Space Elf: Pffhaha.
[17:54] Dr Victory: People think I'm joking when I say something that sounds ludicrous or silly.
[17:54] Dr Victory: I'm really not.
[17:54] Glorious Space Elf: Like?
[17:55] Dr Victory: Think about all the times I've said something to someone and they're like 'nah, bruh, gonna do my thing anyways' and then it backfires for them horribly, exactly as I said it would.
[17:55] Dr Victory: It's fucking uncanny.
[18:03] Glorious Space Elf: Haha. They cant help it.
[18:04] Dr Victory: Right?
[18:17] System: Glorious Space Elf is offline.
[18:17] System: Glorious Space Elf is online.
[18:20] Glorious Space Elf: It's pretty funny, but it's also very true.
[18:21] Glorious Space Elf: They can't help it, more important, you can't help them help it.
[18:21] Dr Victory: I'm aware.
[18:21] Glorious Space Elf: Better to get a friendly lap-presence and watch from the sidelines, don't you think?
[18:21] Dr Victory: Heh, but my lapcat's not usually on.
[18:22] Glorious Space Elf: Would that be the Maharaja-jaguar (probably remembering species wrong, but don't correct me it's too good a combination)
[18:22] Dr Victory: Haha.
[18:32] Dr Victory: press enter
[18:33] Glorious Space Elf: Vic's def
[18:34] Glorious Space Elf: initely got a nice place to park a shapely booty.
[18:34] Glorious Space Elf: (made that up)
[18:34] Dr Victory: haha
[18:34] Dr Victory: You think Hadrien's nice?
[18:36] Glorious Space Elf: Hadrien... mmm, never done much with him. I like the sound of his setting, it seems fun, and I like the clannish nature. He's hot, yes.
[18:36] Dr Victory: Ah.
[18:37] Glorious Space Elf: Why do you ask?
[18:37] Dr Victory: [18:33] Glorious Space Elf: Vic's def
[18:34] Glorious Space Elf: initely got a nice place to park a shapely booty.
[18:38] Glorious Space Elf: Oh! I was talking about Vic's thick, curvy muscled thighs, but Hadrien's lap seems pretty inviting too.
[18:39] Dr Victory: Haha.
[18:39] Dr Victory does not skip leg day.
[18:40] Glorious Space Elf wouldn't mind coming up with an excuse to drift around her legs. Not enough people compliment Victory.
[18:40] Dr Victory: Right?
[18:42] Glorious Space Elf: Mmhmm. She gets too much standoffish respect, and not enough simple appreciation for being a bombshell superheroine.
[18:43] Glorious Space Elf: Not that there's anything wrong with respect, but when it stands in the way of familiarity?
[18:44] Dr Victory: Right?
[18:44] Dr Victory: It's such a pain in the ass. I think people are intimidated.
[18:44] Glorious Space Elf: So you need someone gutsy to like the less superheroiney parts of her. >:3
[18:45] Glorious Space Elf: Not that she doesn't look the part too, but you know what I mean~
[18:45] Dr Victory: That's the way it seems to be.
[18:45] Glorious Space Elf: Well, would you like me to take a shot? Write up a character that's flirty with Victory. Dimemme would be credible for that, we've teased before, come to nothing
[18:45] Glorious Space Elf shrugs
[18:46] Glorious Space Elf: It could change the dialogue around Victory.
[18:46] Glorious Space Elf: When people are too busy being intimidated, they also act defensively, even if it isn't targeted at her.
[18:46] Glorious Space Elf: Weird, huh?
[18:46] Dr Victory: Heh. IDK. I think it'd be best if Hadrien did it, since she's intimately familiar with him, but his player is usually fucking around on other things.
[18:47] Glorious Space Elf: Oh, I can see what you mean, but even then, Hadrien IS her boyfriend, and it might stand out that way.
[18:47] Glorious Space Elf: An admirer who needs the occasional wrist-slap, but that Victory still likes is more casual.
[18:48] Dr Victory: Well, there's Elision and Nami, but Elision's never around and it's impossible to take Nami seriously.
[18:49] Glorious Space Elf: Poor Elis is in a bad way.
[18:49] Dr Victory: Oh?
[18:49] Glorious Space Elf: Yeah, her back has been hurting lately
[18:49] Dr Victory: Bleh.
[18:49] Glorious Space Elf: Will you help me come up with the character, if you want me to?
[18:49] Dr Victory: I don't think I should have a hand in it.
[18:50] Dr Victory: Gonna be honest.
[18:50] Glorious Space Elf: I think someone with history makes the most sense.
[18:50] Dr Victory: I would talk to Molly then.
[18:50] Glorious Space Elf: Someone who has history with Victory, is familiar in a friendly setting, and who can act like she's not her job description.
[18:51] Glorious Space Elf: Mmmm, okay. I usually like to collaborate
[18:51] Glorious Space Elf: Unless you think it's unnecessary to write a new character.
[18:52] Dr Victory: Ah. That... you'd just have to be a superhero, I might have to fill you in on the setting if you want to do it that way. I think it's entirely up to you.
[18:52] Glorious Space Elf: It's up to me, but it's for you, can you blame me for wanting a little of your hand in things...?
[18:53] Dr Victory: Celicia also knows a fair amount about the setting. Hmm.... I suppose that's fair, but I'm not always keen on... like.. receiving things. There's a reason both Hadrien and Kindcaid gave her fucking food on her Birthday.
[18:54] Dr Victory: That was their birthday present, because she doesn't want much.
[18:54] Dr Victory: aside from video games, but she tends to get them herself
[18:55] Glorious Space Elf: Well, my character is going to be of the opinion, it doesn't matter if she doesn't want much, she's going to get what she deserves.
[18:55] Glorious Space Elf nodnod.
[18:55] Dr Victory: Hehe.
[18:55] Glorious Space Elf: Anyway, I'm not talking to Cel
[18:55] Glorious Space Elf: Another ignored.
[18:55] Glorious Space Elf: That's a Jerry account.
[18:56] Dr Victory: Well, Cel and Hadrien are the two who know the most about her setting.
[18:56] Glorious Space Elf: Aside from you, who I could probably lure into discussing it at length without knowing what I'm doing if I forgot about this for a week...
[18:56] Glorious Space Elf: Besides, Kincaid's knowledge of the setting is almost definitely just what he's managed to remember from you, and likely half-mis-remembered
[18:57] Dr Victory: Wouldn't be that hard to get me to talk about it.
[18:57] Glorious Space Elf: I thought you specifically wanted to NOT?
[18:57] Dr Victory: Well, that's different.
[19:01] Glorious Space Elf: Gotcha.
[19:01] Dr Victory: Like, telling you about the setting is not the same as telling you what character you should play.
[19:01] Glorious Space Elf: Yep. I thought you were concerned about inadvertently informing.
[19:02] Glorious Space Elf: You know, you don't have to worry about telling me what character I should play. If you have a specific idea, that's fine. I see you like things more spontaneous though, so that's just for future reference.
[19:02] Glorious Space Elf: Too bad Estralla Laceracion doesn't really... work, as a superheroine.
[19:03] Dr Victory: Nah, there's a lot of transparency in-setting, thanks to the Department of Metahuman Affairs, they are basically the public relations/communications network for heroes..
[19:03] Dr Victory works as a sort of field administrator for the DMA.
[19:03] Glorious Space Elf: I mean, her power is, contact with human blood makes her blades sharper and stronger.
[19:03] Dr Victory: Right.
[19:03] Glorious Space Elf: So to fight above her entry weight class, she needs to bleed people.
[19:04] Glorious Space Elf: Her powers are not good for a superheroine. She's too... fatale anyway
[19:04] Dr Victory: Which there's a lot of people who are hard to bleed.
[19:04] Glorious Space Elf: I don't think she and Vic would really work, unless Vic also happened to like her chola party tendencies.
[19:04] Dr Victory: Not especially.
[19:06] Glorious Space Elf: Didn't think so :P
[19:58] Dr Victory: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2438858 enjoy
[19:58] Dr Victory: brb getting milkk
[19:58] Glorious Space Elf: Looks like a poisoned frankensteiner.
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