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[11:41] <Strategist14> Ezra takes a seat at the table, and the five imps do the same
[11:41] <Strategist14> The ogre passes out cards as before, giving you and each imp four
[11:41] <Strategist14> It takes the rest of the deck, cuts it in half, and throws that up into the air, letting them settle onto the table
[11:41] <Strategist14> Roll 1d6 for Ezra's turn
[11:41] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d6 for Ezra's turn [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
[11:41] <Strategist14> Imp #1, to the ogre's left, picks up one card from the table
[11:41] <Strategist14> Ezra's turn
[11:42] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I check which cards I got
[11:42] <Strategist14> Deck 4
[11:42] <`DM> Five of Spades, Queen of Clubs, Nine of Hearts, Six of Clubs
[11:43] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> Alright, I pick up two cards from the table
[11:43] <Strategist14> Imp #1 gives you a suspicious look
[11:43] <Strategist14> Imp #2 picks out three cards from its hand and throws them at Imp #4
[11:43] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[11:43] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
[11:44] <Strategist14> Imp #4 scowls and adds the cards to its hand, along with another three from the table
[11:44] <Strategist14> Imp #3 throws one card at Ezra
[11:44] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[11:44] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=20 ]{19}
[11:45] <Strategist14> Roll 1d6 damage
[11:45] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d6 damage [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
[11:45] <Strategist14> You get hit in the face with a playing card
[11:45] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> "<>uch!" I say, before picking up that card as well as one from the pile.
[11:46] <Strategist14> The ogre nods approvingly
[11:46] <Strategist14> Imp #4 grabs a whole bunch of cards in its arms and bombards Imp #2 with them
[11:46] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[11:46] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
[11:47] <Strategist14> Imp #2 is crushed into grist by the bunch of cards
[11:47] <Strategist14> Imp #4 is now disarmed
[11:48] <Strategist14> Imp #5 tosses one card at Imp #4
[11:48] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[11:48] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
[11:48] <Strategist14> The ogre swats Imp #5 over the head, and it explodes
[11:49] <Strategist14> Imp #1 picks up another card
[11:49] <Strategist14> Ezra's turn
[11:49] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I take four cards and throw them at imp #3
[11:50] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> roll 1d20+2
[11:50] <`DM> Ezra_Rabbit[vamp] rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
[11:50] <Strategist14> The cards fail to reach Imp #3, and mostly just flutter to the tabletop
[11:50] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> "Awww!"
[11:50] <Strategist14> You are now down to four cards
[11:50] <Strategist14> Imp #3 throws its hand of three back at you
[11:50] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[11:51] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
[11:51] <Strategist14> You are hit by the cards.  0 damage
[11:52] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I take the three cards and add them along with three from the pile to my hand.
[11:52] <Strategist14> Imp #4 stares at you in fear
[11:53] <Strategist14> Imp #4 picks out one card from the table
[11:53] <Strategist14> The ogre throws another bunch of cards over the table, letting them fall across it
[11:54] <Strategist14> Imp #1 picks up three cards
[11:54] <Strategist14> Ezra's turn
[11:54] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I take all ten of my cards and hurl them at imp #1
[11:54] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> roll 1d20+2
[11:54] <`DM> Ezra_Rabbit[vamp] rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
[11:54] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> (I swear to god, dice hates me)
[11:54] <Strategist14> Imp #1 laughs at you
[11:55] <Strategist14> Imp #3 picks up one card, Imp #4 picks up one card
[11:55] <Lily_Miller[silverleaf]> ((it's happening again))
[11:55] <Strategist14> Imp #1 throws back with its nine cards
[11:55] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[11:55] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
[11:55] <Strategist14> And fails horribly
[11:55] <Strategist14> Imp #1 slumps down in shame
[11:55] <Strategist14> Ezra's turn
[11:56] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I smile encouragingly at imp #1, before picking up a card form the center
[11:56] <Strategist14> Imp #3 throws at Imp #4
[11:56] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[11:56] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
[11:56] <Strategist14> Ogre squashes Imp #3 into grist
[11:56] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> (apparently dice is just fucking everyone)
[11:56] <Strategist14> Imp #4 picks out one card
[11:57] <Strategist14> Imp #1 does the same
[11:57] <Strategist14> Ezra's turn
[11:57] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I take another card as well
[11:57] <Strategist14> Imp #4 throws everything at Imp #1
[11:58] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[11:58] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
[11:58] <Strategist14> Miserable failure
[11:58] <Strategist14> Imp #1 throws back
[11:58] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[11:58] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
[11:58] <Strategist14> Miserable failure
[11:58] <Strategist14> Ezra's turn
[11:58] <Lily_Miller[silverleaf]> ((you get a 1, you get a one, EVERYONE GETS A !))
[11:58] <Lily_Miller[silverleaf]> 1))
[11:59] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I take my two cards and throw them at imp #4
[11:59] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> roll 1d20+2
[11:59] <`DM> Ezra_Rabbit[vamp] rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
[11:59] <Strategist14> Nothing
[11:59] <Strategist14> The two imps each pick up one card
[11:59] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> (I dream, that one day I will roll higher than a 10)
[12:00] <Strategist14> Ezra's turn
[12:00] <Lily_Miller[silverleaf]> ((maybe one day))
[12:00] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I pick up a card from the center pile
[12:01] <Strategist14> The two imps do so as well
[12:01] <Strategist14> Ezra's turn
[12:01] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I pick up another card
[12:02] <Strategist14> Imp #4 grabs two from the pile and throws its four at Imp #1
[12:02] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[12:02] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
[12:02] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> (lel)
[12:02] <Strategist14> Imp #1 sticks out its tongue and does the same
[12:02] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[12:02] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=15 ]{14}
[12:02] <Strategist14> Imp #4 is gristified
[12:03] <Strategist14> You have one card, the imp has none
[12:03] <Strategist14> Imp #1 glares at you
[12:03] <Strategist14> You think it might be trying to crack its knuckles but can't quite figure out how
[12:03] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I grab another card from the center while shooting the imp with a friendly smile.
[12:04] <Strategist14> Imp #1 does the same
[12:04] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I take two more cards from the pile, smiling the whole time.
[12:04] <Strategist14> It gulps audibly
[12:05] <Strategist14> Imp #1 looks back and forth between you and the ogre
[12:05] <Strategist14> Imp #1 throws its card at the ogre
[12:05] <Strategist14> Roll 1d20-1
[12:05] <`DM> Strategist14 rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=2 ]{1}
[12:05] <Strategist14> The card flops
[12:05] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> (rofl)
[12:06] <Lily_Miller[silverleaf]> ((anarchy))
[12:06] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> Is it my turn?
[12:06] <Strategist14> Yes
[12:06] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I take four cards from the pile and throw the eight in my hand at the imp.
[12:06] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> roll 1d20+2
[12:06] <`DM> Ezra_Rabbit[vamp] rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
[12:06] <Strategist14> The imp is utterly obliterated
[12:06] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> (get fukin rekt bicth)
[12:07] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> "Yay!"
[12:07] <Strategist14> The ogre begins collecting cards
[12:07] <Lily_Miller[silverleaf]> ((pwnd))
[12:08] <Strategist14> A large amount of grist is now scattered about the room from your various murders
[12:08] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I stand up from the table, turn smiling to the ogre and say, "thank y<>u f<>r a w<>nderful game!"
[12:08] <Strategist14> The ogre nods in response
[12:08] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> I then proceed to collect all the grist before turning towards Lily.
[12:09] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> "Well that was fun! What sh<>uld we d<> n<>w?!"
[12:09] <Lily_Miller[silverleaf]> "We could investigate one of those doors?"
[12:10] <Ezra_Rabbit[vamp]> S<>unds great! Lead the way!"
[12:10] <Strategist14> You obtain a total of 103 Build grist and 28 Shale, split between you