LNPP from thread 94 (Dreamhouse)

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>Pinkie
"Luna"
'Cadence'
[DT]
{Discord}
+???+
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but my story's almost done!

The beam dissipate and nothing is there.
"Huzzah! The creature is dead!"

Cadence claps her hooves.
'We did it!'

DT hugs cadence from behind.
[We did it!]

{Yay...aaaand now I'm bored. Looks like my job is done. Mission accomplish. What do I get?}

>An achievement trophy!
She hands Discord a trophy.

{*Gasp* Just what I always wanted.}
Canned Applause
{You like me. You really really like me!}
Roses are thrown.

[Don't mind if I do.]
Eats some roses.

'I can't wait to talk to Rarity about this on our next spa trip.'

>...*GAAAASP* NOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT RARITY! HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND HER NOW!?

"Rarity?"
Luna's horn glows for a moment.
"She's at your bar."

>To the bar to save Rarity!

~Bar~
As the group enters, they find pieces of cardboard everywhere. Cardboard Fluttershy is seen slashed, Twilight is missing a head, RD is burnt, and AJ has holes punched into her. Rarity sits on a stool, legs crossed, and drinking wine. She's covered in cuts, mane a mess, and her eye is swollen.
+Hello darlings.+

>Whoa Rarity. Are you all right?

+I'll be fine. I can take care of myself. Let's just say, they shouldn't have played with scissors. I hope you don't mine me helping myself to your bar. I really needed it.
Takes a sip of wine.

>No go right ahead. You look like you need it.

+Thank you. Can you leave me alone for a bit. I'm trying to collect myself.+

>Oh, okay. I need to sell my loot anyway. I'll be back so we can share what happened on the show.
They turn to leave.

+Take your time.+
For a brief moment her eyes turn cat-like and her coat turns black, but turns back again.
+I have all I need.+

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we're back to our regularly scheduled program! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!
Applause.

"Thou calls us again so soon?"

>Aw you're using the thous again? You weren't talking like that during our adventure.

"We're...live right now."

>Ah, it's a public thing...oh darn. I used up my question and it wasn't even the one I wanted to ask.

"Thou...could just ask right-"

>That's the end of our show! I'm going to need you to come back tomorrow.

Luna wakes up.
"...The crazy pink one is lucky her show is short otherwise we wouldn't visit."

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>Pinkie
"Luna"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and guests are invited! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!
Applause.

"All right, what was it that-"

>I'd like to get a house in the dream city.

"...you want a dream house?"

>Yes please!

"...We suppose you have performed lucid dreaming well enough at this point. You have the currency, correct?"

>Yup yup. Sold all my loot!

"Very well. I will make arrangements."

>You heard that right folks! Pinkie Pie is going to be a dream home owner! G'night everypony!

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>Pinkie
"Twilight"
'AJ'
[Rarity]
{RD}
+FS+
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and folks get the nightly special! Now for our main segment..Dreamhouse Pinkie!
Upbeat music.

>Hey hey, life in my dreamhouse~
Opens the door letting her friends in.

"It's very...Pink."

>Uh huh. This here is my living room. It's got beanbag chairs and just the best double decker sofa! Over there, you'll see the arcade room with the classic, Prance Prance Revolution!

AJ sniffs the walls.
'...are the walls made of gingerbread...with pink frosting?'

>Yep yup! It's delicious!

Rarity gets into the bathtub.
[My word. Your bathroom is simply marvellous. It even pours out mud for a mud bath.]

>That's not mud silly. That's chocolate.

[*gasp* It'll stain my coat!]

{Pinkie, you're going to get diabetes one day. You have a pool made of jello.}

>It's my dream house, Dashie. Let me dream!

+What's in this room?+
Opens it.
+OH...MY.+

>Ah, I see you've found my porn room. I'm really really proud of the collection in so short a time. Go ahead. Help yourself. This was Dreamhouse Pinkie. Thanks for tuning in!