Day Australia [FlutterRape]

>Day Australia in Equestria
>Wake up
>Shit, Shower, Shave
>Get dressed
>Tank top
>Board Shorts
>Thick silver chain around neck
>Breakfast
>Microwave meat pie from last night
>Tomato sauce
>Victorian Bitter beer
"You ripper!"
>Knocking at door
>Fetish o'clock
>You walk up to the door and open it
>Not before slipping your $2 'thongs' on your feet
>It's Fluttershy [sarcasm]big surprise[/sarcasm]
>She is wearing a Croc Dundee hat, has a jar of Vegemite and a Koala on a leash
>"G'day mate, is being a true blue aussie your fetish?"
"No, it's just my heritage, Flutters"
>"Err... Really? I mean, Crickey, it's a rare Anonymous. Now I'm gunna jam my hoof up his butthole"
>Bad Steve Irwin impersonation
>No greater insult to a true blue Aussie Bloke
"u wot m8? ill rek u cunt, i swear on my mums life"
>Knock fluttershy unconscious with boomerang
>...You now have ample meat for 'snags' to throw on the 'barbie'


Baratone's Sexy Narration:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JrapEI0iw7