Asscobra vs. Grimlic

>be me
>be Asscobra
>walking down the street minding my own business
>Grimlic spots me as I walk past McDonald's
>starts yelling and rolling up his sleeves
>Tell him "Hey, Seth!" as he throws his strongest punch at me
>Nimbly dodge to the left, then to the right as he unleashes his flurry of blows
>catch his fist in my hand and say "Now it's my turn"
>his wrist snapped from me grabbing his hand
>One Punch Man theme starts playing
>punch him so hard he disintegrates
>as the last of him fades away he howls "B-Back to work ffffucking wagecucks..."
>go to his house to creampie his gf
>she's ready and waiting, as if she knows the deed is done
>start fucking her
>giving her all the good sex moves
>feel like i'm about to finish
>didn't gem mp5
>can't cast a powerful cum
>get thrown out of her house in a bad neighborhood
>she took my wallet and a bunch of fucking niggers kept yelling at me as I walked home
Why are women like this? Redpill me on it, gamers.