Anon said that. Bitch. by Anon {Complete}

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WHO SAID THAT?

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>"Ah like ta fuck my brother in the barn like the hick ah am."
"CELESTIA DAMN IT WHEN I FIND YA, AH'LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD!"
>Anon's impersonation classes with Pinkie have finally paid off.

>"Ah like my sex how I like mah ham and cheese sandwhich, in bread!"
"DON'T BE A CHICKEN WHOEVER YOU ARE, CMON ON OUT NOW AND PUT EM UP!"
>"SWEET NELLY, SOMEONE DUN RUSTLED MUH APPULS!"
>Applejack's face turns even redder with anger as she looks around frantically
>Damn she is pissed beyond belief, you've never seen her like this
"I'M NOT JOKING AROUND HERE, YALL BETTER COME OUT NOW OR YOU WILL GET A GOOD OL' FASHION BUTT WHOOPIN!"
>You see Big Mac coming out of the barn
>Hehehe
>"AY BIG MAC, I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH LOVIN SO MUCH LATELY. RECKON YOU COULD TEAR ME A NEW ONE?"
>Big Mac just stops and stares at AJ when she turns around towards him
>He stands there frozen not moving a single muscle
>"Ah, Big Mac! It wasn't me doing the talking I swear!"
>He still continues to stand there with a heavy blush on his face
>She waves her hoof in his face but still no sign of life
>You think you broke Big Mac at this point...

ARE YALL HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES? YOU DUN BROKE BIG MAC!
>"YEA, ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. YALL BETTER COME ONE OUT BEFORE I LET MY BROTHER MOUNT ME IN FRONT OF THIS BARN! HE DOESN"T LIKE IT WHEN OTHER PONIES WATCH!"
THATS IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. I'M HEADED INSIDE UNTIL YOU STOP THIS NONSENSE YOU FIND SO FUNNY YA HEAR!
>She storms off back inside the house and slams the door behind her
>You finally just fall to the floor laughing your ass off
>Fucking priceless
>Looking over again, Big Mac is still frozen there
>Must've hit a soft spot to make him stop completely
>It doesn't even look like he's breathing
>Doesn't matter though, you still had a blast fucking around with AJ
>But that doesn't limit what you could do with the others
>Everyone except Pinkie Pie considering she is the one that taught you
>Maybe Twilight might need a visit from you
>Checking if the coast is clear, you still see Big Mac standing there
>Walking up to him, you look deep into his eyes
>You even pretend to throw a punch but he doesn't budge
>This seems like another opportunity, what could you do with Big Mac?

>Giving an evil smile, an idea pops into your head
>You quickly run back to your home which is luckily 5 minutes away
>Grabbing a fedora, some string, and a post it with a pen, you head out
>Arriving back, Big Mac still hasn't moved from there
>No one else from the Apple family is in sight so the time to act is now
>You go and place the fedora atop of Big Mac and write on the note these words:
"I'm sorry but the farming life isn't for me anymore. After hearing those words AJ, I can longer work here, I'm a changed stallion. From here on out, I will stand right here and perplex for the rest of my useless existence. I choose not to associate myself with that filthy mind of yours AJ, please take care of the family. Regards, Big Mac"
>Perfect
>Leaving the note, it seems like you finished your job here
>AJ is royally pissed and Big Mac is broken wearing a fedora and a goodbye not that states that he's also staying
>You wouldn't want it any either way
>Now lets see if we could get some other ponies
>Specifically Twilight, maybe it's about time 'she' speaks up a bit towards Spike
>You leave Big Mac alone and start walking towards Twi's house with your evil intentions

>After walking a bit, you finally reach Twilight's house
>Sneaking around, you look through a window to see who is inside
>Twilight is talking to Spike while he's being the slave he is and doing all the manual labor
>Just as you thought, you put your plan to action
>Slightly opening the window a bit, you sit and wait for the perfect time to say something
>Seconds turn into minutes as you wait, then finally an opportunity shows up
>"Hey Spike, I'm gonna need to do some re-shelving in the other room ok? Just organize the scrolls when I get back."
>"You got it Twilight, it'll be done before you get back."
>Twilight smiles and trots to the other room closing the door behind her
>You weren't sure of what you were gonna do but remembering AJ and Big Mac gave you an idea
>You put your hand over your mouth and try to find a good muffling tone
>Finding the right pitch, you begin to imitate Twilight's voice
>"Mmmmm~"
>Spike's eyes grow wide and he stands up straight, surprised at what he just heard
>"Mmmmmmm just like that baby~"
>Spike's face turns red and you can see he's starting to sweat a bit
>Time to kick it up a notch
>"Stop teasing me already, just ram it in there. I can't help anymore~"
>He tries to speak up but his voice is so raspy that he can't even say a word correctly
>The sweat is non-stop and his face is like a tomato now
>"Cmon give it to me harder! I love the way you feel in there! Take my body!"
>You almost thought he was frozen like Big Mac until he starts to move again
>"TWILIGHT I GOTTA GO, BE RIGHT BACK!"
>Spike dashes outside and runs into town as fast as he could without turning back
>"What was that Spike? I couldn't catch that."
>You stop thinking Twilight might come out to check but she stays in the room and goes back to re-shelving
>She doesn't even know Spike left
>Now it's the perfect time to get Twilight

>You crawl through the small window and sneak inside
>Walking up to the door, you try to get in the pitch for Spike
>You can hear the shuffling behind the door as she re-shelves everything
>Finally finding the pitch, you begin as Spike
>"Oh yea, Rarity you look so hot in the picture!"
>The shuffling stops and you could hear her trot to the door
>To your surprise, she doesn't open it
>Maybe she just wants to listen in?
>"Dang Rarity, your plot is really plump and round in this pic, so glad I took this while spying on you."
>You listen in on Twilight
>You can't hear much but one thing you're sure of is that she is giggling a bit behind the door
>She is trying to contain it though
>"You'll be mine one day Rarity, and when you are, that glorious plot will finally mine too."
>Looking back out the window, you can see Spike coming back
>But now another and even better idea pops into your head again
>Damn, you are the thinker today aren't you?
>"You know what, I can't do this right now. I have to go talk to Rarity now. If I could just leave without Twilight knowing..."
>Opening the window and blocking her door, you slam the door and run back around through the window again
>Peering inside, Twilight is trying to open the door but can't get past the barricade
>"You think you could sneak out on me Spike? I don't think so!"
>She opens the back door and runs away towards Rarity's house
>Climbing back inside, you remove the barricade and go in the back room where Twilight was
>You wait and Spike finally shows back up into the house
>"Hey Twilight, are you done yet?"
>Lets see if this will work
>"Almost Spike, just gotta few more books to put back and I'll be ready. I also wanted to ask you if we could write my lesson to Princess Celestia now."
>"Wait, you wanna write another one? Don't wanna save it for next week?"
>"I would but this lesson is too good to wait Spike, grab a quill and a scroll and tell me when your ready."
>"Ok, if you say so. I'm ready."
>Here we go

>"Now this letter might contain lot of big words and some words you might not have heard of Spike but please write any of it down, no questions asked."
>"Ok Twilight, no questions, just writing."
>"Dear Princess Celestia, I learned a very valuable lesson today. I learned that all black colts are the same and that none of them learn from their mistakes. They are all dirty and ignorant, which leads them be homeless or become criminals. I personally think that you should begin the execution of all of the other dirty foreign ponies across Equestria. Hail Tirek 666 and fuck you. From your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle"
>"Are you sure about this Twilight? I don't really understand most of this but it just doesn't seem so good."
>"Spike was that a question?"
>"O-oh no it wasn't! I was just sending it off right now!"
>You can hear Spike through the door and send the letter off
>"Ok Spike, for being a good dragon you could go to sugar cube corner and buy whatever you want. I'll pay all the bits, tell them to come to me for the pay."
>"Wow really Twilight? I'm not even gonna question that! Thanks a lot, see you in a bit!"
>Spike runs out the house towards sugar cube corner
>You leave as quickly as you can without being seen
>You start to think of what you've done
>Maybe you went too far?
>She's gonna have to deal with Spike's chore's he didn't do, Princess Celestia, and the bill from sugar cube corner
>Freezing Big Mac was one thing but do all of this to Twilight may have been too much
>.............
>..................................
>.................................................................
>Nope, fuck that, you did everything you needed to
>Feeling no remorse, you head over to Rarity's place
>Hopefully Twilight will still be there so you have more people to mess with

>Rarity house isn't too far
>Before you know it, you show up to Rarity's house with Twilight walking out
>Damn, maybe you couldn't have Twilight but you still got Rarity to mess around with
>You hide in a nearby bush and wait for Twilight to leave
>Once she does, you quickly run into the boutique and start
>"Oh my, what wonderful dresses and suits you have here Miss Rarity!"
>You quickly grab a random suit and get into the changing room where she couldn't see you
>"What a minute, I know that voice. Is it really you Hoity Toity!?"
>"Why yes it is darling, I've been taking a stroll through Ponyville today and I remembered your excellent dresses last time so I came by to see how you were doing. And looking at this marvelous suit I can say that you have even been doing better then before!"
>She doesn't say anything but you could here her through the door that she was trying really hard to keep her composure
>At least she believes you, which signals you to start the next step
>Pulling down your pants, you quickly go to work
>A couple minutes of a quick one, you're finally ready to reveal it to her
>"OH MY LORD, RARITY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THIS SUIT!"
>"Huh? Wait what's wrong with the suit? Is there a whole or and mismatched colors?"
>"EVEN WORSE, THERE'S SEMEN EVERYWHERE INSIDE OF IT! I'M COVERED IN SEMEN!"
>"WHAT!?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE KIDDING!"
>You throw the suit out to Rarity to show her that you weren't
>"I-I-I-I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG I SWEAR, I-I-IT WAS FINE WHEN I LEFT IT!"
>"WELL? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR RARITY? GO THOROUGHLY WASH IT BEFORE I LEAVE!"
>"Y-YES, OF COURSE MR. HOITY!"
>She trots off fast into the distance
>Walking out, the coast is clear for you
>Taking paper and a pen from her table you write your note:
>'Dear Rarity, that fiasco has caused me immense trauma and I am sad to inform you that your life for fashion will come to an end. I checked every other piece of clothing in this boutique and each one has semen on them."

>Finishing the note, you put it down and gather as mush clothing as possible into one pile
>You pull down your pants and go to work
>It only takes about 2 minutes for you to cum all over her clothes
>Most of these ponies aren't really up for sexy time so all that pent up sexual release was needed
>Leaving it behind, you put the note on top of the big mess and walk outside and look through the window
>Rarity soon walks in with a clean suit and sees the big mess on the floor
>She levitates your note and reads it to herself
>Her reaction comes quick as her eyes get big and she looks back up at the pile of clothing
>Taking a good look, she sees all of it everywhere
>She lets out a big scream and then soon faints into the pile of clothing
>Now she not only has to clean up the clothing but herself too
>She is covered in your semen now
>Fuckin rekt
>You walk back inside and see the hopeless Rarity on the ground covered in your cum and dirty clothes
>You rip up the note and hide the clothes from any view and write up another note:
>"Thanks for the sex, it was amazing. I hope we could do it some other time, you've got some really nice ass cheeks Rarity. From Prince Blueblood"
>Now that'll really scare her beyond existence
>Finishing up the trap for Rarity, you get ready for your next victim which is Rainbow Dash
>That blue cunt always teases you so its about time you get some payback
>It takes you a while but after a walking a couple minutes around town you see Rainbow Dash flying low around the town square
>Finding a nice bush, you hide in it and hatch your next scheme
>It's gonna be hard but you'll manage a way to get her
>Giving yourself the voice of Big Mac, you call out to Rainbow
>"Hey Rainbow Dash, can you come over here for a second?"
>"What? Huh? Who said that and where are you?"
>"It's Big Mac and I'm over here in the bush. Please it's really secretive."
>She looks really confused but she gives in and flies over to you

>"I'm too shy to come out but I really needed to say this to you Rainbow."
>"Well what is it exactly?"
>"I just wanted to tell you that I think you're really pretty and I wanted to know if you wanna be my special somepony."
>Her eyes get big and she flies up a bit in surprise
>"Uh sorry Big Mac but that doesn't sound like a good idea to me. You're a nice pony and everything but I'm not really interested in you."
>"B-but please Rainbow, I'm an honest hard worker that can make you really happy."
>"Well, I'll admit you do have a body for a stallion. You're muscles are pretty impressive, I've taken a couple looks here and there..."
>"You have nothing to lose Rainbow, just give me a chance, please? One chance is all I'm asking, just one and if you don't like me then I won't ask you or bug you about it ever again."
>She thinks to herself a bit, you almost think she's gonna decline but then she speaks
>"Hmmmmm ok, I'll give you one chance. Only because I think you're cute. What do you have in mind for a date?"
>"It's gonna be a surprise, just meet me in front of the barn later tonight around 9:00."
>"O-ok, if you say so, see you later my new special somepony."
>Rainbow gives a smile towards the bush and flies off into the clouds
>You have something big planned for her but that's gonna have to wait til later tonight
>For now, you gotta get to your final victim for now, Fluttershy
>Unfortunately, she is really fragile so you can't go crazy with her from the get go
>Hell you can't be crazy with her regardless
>You're not that much of a dick to mentally and emotionally scar Fluttershy
>You won't destroy her but you will have some fun with her
>Heading over to Fluttershy's cottage, you think of a plan to have enough fun but also push her to the limit
>Thinking about it, maybe you don't exactly have to mess with her directly but maybe you can trick someone else into doing it for you
>Switching directions, you head to sugar cube corner to get Spike

>You start to run over there because you still gotta have enough time to get Rainbow's prank ready
>Reaching the outside, Spike walks outside with a complete full belly
>Walking up to him, you try to look like you're in a hurry
>"Hey Spike! Listen I got no time to explain but you need to head over to that bush next to the hay burger! Fluttershy needs you to write a friendship report to Celestia ASAP, I would say more but I gotta go right now. Just try to do it right now, it's REALLY important!"
>"Huh? Really Anon? Wow, thanks for the heads up, I'll start heading over there right now! See you later!"
>He slowly past you and heads to the hay burger
>Taking the long way, you try to beat him to it
>Considering he's eaten himself to the point where he could have a heart attack while running, you know you could beat him there
>And you were right, you make it behind the bush just in time before he makes it
>He slowly walks up the bush without breath with a quill and a scroll
>"Hey.....Fluttershy......I came.......as fast as I could......I'm ready to......to write that report now....."
>He walks closer to the bush which gives you a slight scare, you don't want to be found out just yet
>"No Spike! You can't see me, not like this at least. Trust me, just let me stay in hiding for now, just write down what I say and write it to Princess Luna instead. Don't question ANYTHING, just write it ok?"
>"If......that's what.....you want.......just go......when you're ready......"
>You sit and tell Spike what your dirty mind holds and he writes all of it down without hesitation and doesn't ask questions
>Finishing up the letter, he sends it off with his fire breath and you say your goodbyes
>With that out of the way, the whole thing is starting to come together
>Sweet Celestia you are an evil master mind today

>You run back over to Rarity's house hoping to get a dress
>The most girly dress you can get your hands on would be the best
>Walking in the boutique, Rarity walks in from the kitchen surprised to see you
Hey Rarity, how are you?
>"Terrible, just terrible. I feel like Celestia has it out for me."
Wow, its that bad huh?
>"Yea, you wouldn't believe what happened to me. I don't think I wanna talk about it right now, its still processing in my mind. So what are you here for Anon?"
I'm just here to get the most fru fru dress you got, if that's ok with you Rarity...
>"I don't think you'll want it right now, lets just say its not in the cleanest condition."
That doesn't really matter to be honest, I just need it for something, please Rarity its important.
>"You know what? You can keep it for all I care, I just need to rest right now. I'll get it for you now, hold on."
>Rarity walks out of the room to get the dress
>Wonder what happened to her?
>Hehehe
>She comes back with some really poofy and pink dress
>Jesus its just what you need
Thanks Rarity, I owe you.
>"Its fine Anon, I just need to sleep everything off right now. I'll see you later."
>She walks into her bedroom closing the door behind her
>Taking the dress, you can still see your stains on it
>You giggle a bit, its hard to keep it in
>Heading over to Sweet Apple Arces for your next step, you realize you're losing time
>You start running, bumping into ponies back in forth on your way
>Finally getting there, you're almost out of breath
>You can see Applejack bucking apples again and Big Mac is still frozen just as you suspected
>Sneaking past Applejack, you take your cum stained dress and put it on Big Mac
>How wonderful it is to see a pony in a fedora and a cum stained fru fru pink dress

>You take the other note that you originally wrote and get another piece for your next one:
So the surprise for our date is just a nice good old fashioned dance session here in front of the barn. I hope you don't mind but I took a little while to get all dressed up just for you! Don't you like it? Anyway, whenever you're ready just grab my hoof and lets go!
>Hopefully this'll work, you just need to keep AJ out in the field for just a little longer
>Time continues to move forward as you wait and wait for Rainbow to show up
>Finally the time has come as you perk up to hearing her walking in the distance
>She seems really confused at first just by looking at him
>She doesn't even know what to say she is in shock
>You look around and AJ is outside anymore
>Dammit Anon you only had one job and you stilled fucked it up
>Her room light is on which lets you know where she is
>Getting ready to imitate Rainbow, you try to get as close to the window as possible without being seen
>"Hehehe, this is too funny."
>"Huh? Who's out der?"
>You hide again from AJ's view as she walks up to the window and peers outside
>All she sees is a dressed up Big Mac with Rainbow Dash putting down a note on top of him
>"Hey! What do you think yer doin out here Rainbow? Leave mah brother alone!"
>She runs down her stairs and out the door to go face rainbow
>Rainbow is still confused about whats happening
>"What? What are you talking about, I didn't do this!"
>"Really? He wasn't like this before I left, are you saying he was just like this when you got here?"
>"Actually yea, he was like this and even left a note."
>"Don't hand me the note, I already know what you're doing here but I don't know why you're doing it."
>"Oh really? Then why exactly am I here then AJ?"
>"You're just here to mess with me and mah family! Why can't you just go on about yer business Rainbow? Why do you always gotta start trouble with somepony?"
>Oh shit, its getting good

>"I don't know what you're talking about! I'm not here to mess with you or anypony!"
>"Then why are yer here Rainbow? Cmon! Tell me cause I'm getting real sick and tired of everything!"
>"I'm......I'm suppose to be here......on a date with Big Mac...."
>"Ha ha very funny Rainbow, now tell me the real reason you're here."
>"I was being serious, I'm here to be on a date with Big Mac."
>AJ starts to tear up but then falls to the ground laughing
>"H-hey! What's so funny huh?"
>"Oh Rainbow, you honestly can't be serious. You and Big Mac? As if that would ever happen!"
>"What exactly are you trying to say Applejack?"
>"Well Rainbow, out of all the mares in Ponyville, I don't think mah brother would choose you. No offense."
>"No offense! Are you kidding me! I can't believe you just said that to me!"
>"I just tell it like it is, I am the element of honesty after all."
>Rainbow's color goes from blue to red
>You can see the anger rise in her
>Finally after trying to keep it in, she couldn't anymore
>She jumps towards Applejack and they begin fight each other on the ground
>This is absolutely amazing, you decide to make this even better
>Sneaking past both of them, you start running over to Twilight's house
>In just 2 minutes you reach her house
>Banging the door really loud, Twilight opens it open surprised to see you
>"Huh? Anon? What are you doing here at this time? It's gonna get pretty late soon you know that right?"
I've got no time to explain, AJ and Rainbow Dash are in a fight right now and I need you to break it up!
>"What? You can't be serious, not right now!"
Please Twilight, I can't do it by myself and you know that. Try to get Fluttershy! She's usually the peace keeper around here!
>"Spike! I need you to get over here immediately! It's an emergency!"
>Spike runs over and stands for orders
>"I need you run over as fast as possible to Fluttershy's house and get her to come where Anon?"
In front of the barn at Sweet Apple Arces!
>"You got it guys!"

>Departing from the door step, you all run to your destinations
>"Tell me everything you know Anon! What happened?"
I don't know, I was just gonna say hi to AJ and then all I see is both of them getting into it and fighting all serious. This is not some kind of joke fight either! It's a full on serious fight!
>"What? They've never got into that serious with each other before! This is not good!"
>Finally you both reach the entrance to the place
>All you both see is AJ and Rainbow scraping with each other while Big Mac is still frozen wearing a cum stained dress and a fedora
>"Girls! Stop it this instance! There is no reason to fight! We can talk this out!"
>Twilight runs in and uses her magic to pull off Rainbow
>Having some difficulty at first, she is able to pry the girls out of each others grasp
>They both try to regain their breath as Twilight speaks to them
>"What is this about? You guys never seem to fight so serious in your entire life!"
>Rainbow still trying to catch her breath, AJ starts
>"She kept messing with me and mah family! I've truly had enough of it Twi! That girl is nothing but trouble!"
>"Is this true Rainbow? Have you been annoying Applejack for no reason?"
>Gaining her breath back, she talks
>"No I'm not, I never was! She just accused me and then she made fun of how I was an undesirable mare!"
>"Applejack, did you really do that? It seems so unlike you."
>"She was the on that started it!"
>"I didn't do anything! I have no idea what you're talking about!"
>Her voice was screaming and it even cracked a bit
>She is beyond pissed, even more than Applejack earlier today
>"Stop lying Rainbow Dash! Yer guilty and yer know it!"
>"Raaaaaaargh!"
>She breaks free from Twilight's hold and jumps back onto Applejack
>At this point, Spike and Fluttershy show up to the scene
>Fluttershy looking worried, rushes over and gets in between them both
>To your surprise, they stop fighting and just angrily stare at each other

>"Girls, whatever it is you are fighting about, this is not the way to go about it."
>Fluttershy's reassuring calm voice makes them both relax as they are distanced
>It almost seems like there was gonna be peace again
>But then the sky started to light up with a bright but dark color
>An angry Princess Luna falls down from the sky and looks towards Fluttershy
>No one says anything in shock as they see a royally pissed Luna slowly walking towards them
>"How dare ye threaten thy almighty ruler! Dost thou have a death wish!"
>Fluttershy cowers in fear in a bush leaving the two girls open to each other
>Luna flies upwards and dives down towards the bush
>She was about to spear the fucking bush until Twilight stops her with her magic
>AJ and Rainbow get into it again fighting on the sidelines while Twilight tries to contain Luna
>Fluttershy doesn't hesitate and runs away as fast as she could back to her cottage
>"Fluttershy! Get back here we need you!"
>Spike runs after her leaving the scene with her
>"Spike! Fluttershy! Come back, I can't take care of this myself!"
>"If thou knowst what is good for thee, thou shall release me!"
>"Luna, please! Whatever it is we can solve this through talking! Why is everybody in such a fighting mood tonight!"
>"Thou has threatened me and my position as a ruler of Equestria! The punishment for Fluttershy shall be swift and severe!"
>"Please Luna, just stop. For the love of Celestia please stop! Speak normally for the next couple of senetences! Tell me what happened."
>"I received a letter from Fluttershy that threatened me. It said that she was gonna find out where I was and she said she was gonna kill me!"
>"What? That's impossible! Why would she send you a letter like that first of all and secondly, does she really seem like the fighting type?"
>Both ignoring the fight still going on before you all, you all turn your attention to Rainbow and AJ
>Luna and Twilight pull both of each other off one another

>"If you wish to continue fighting, then I shall send both you two to the moon where you could fight each other all you want!"
>They both went from anger to fear as they finally stopped
>AJ's nose is bleeding with a bunch of scratches all over her body
>Meanwhile Rainbow has a black eye and is covered in bruises with her hair all messed up and frizzy
>"Ok first we'll start with Luna then you'll guys get to solve your problem. So Princess Luna, what-"
>Twilight gets interrupted by another bright light in the sky
>And down comes Celestia in an angry manner
>"Twilight Sparkle! What is the meaning of this letter that you sent to me!"
>Celestia tosses a scroll towards Twilight's hooves with a deadly stare
>Luna walks over to her trying to calm her down
>"Sister! Whatever is bothering you, we shall figure it out together. It seems that you are not the only one in a serious conflict."
>She points towards AJ and Rainbow, the two battered ponies
>Celestia sees them and is in shock at the site
>"Not only them but I am included among them. I seem to have a quarrel with Fluttershy and she too is hurt mentally and emotionally so far."
>"What exactly is going on here? I don't seem to understand Luna. I am here because of an unruly letter was sent to me from Twilight."

>Luna gasps as she realizes the situation
>"I too have been sent an unruly letter. Mine was from Fluttershy, which is why I'm here now."
>Twilight finally decides to chip in
>"What exactly did the letter say Luna?"
>"I don't remember everything but it was something about 'being a seal' and getting 'confirmed kills'. It also stated I was gonna be 'wiped off the face of the earth'."
>Celestia seems troubled as she speaks up
>"I have gotten a letter with the same smut that follows and suit yours just as well Luna."
>The princesses seem to be puzzled by this but there was no more anger
>To think that all of them were minutes away serious chaos and now they're are acting like they're all Sherlock Homles
>During the pause, Spike, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie both show up
>Fluttershy is still cowering behind Spike and Pinkie Pie as they walk up
>"Fluttershy, I can assure you that I will not hurt you. I am here to help figure out whats happening here. You don't need to be scared anymore."
>Hesitant at first, but then she finally walks up to Luna and they give each other a hug
>Seeing the act of forgiveness prompts everyone else to act upon the one they've had conflict with
>Hugs and apologies are being given to each other for their wrongdoings
>After everyone is finished, they all get back on the topic
>"I'm not sure whats going on, but whatever it is, its really fishy."
>"You are correct Twilight, me and my sister have both gotten unjust letters, Applejack and Rainbow fighting, and finally lots of confusion with it pointing to no one."
>Celestia is right, it does point to no one
>But at the same time, its not good because that means you're still a suspect like everyone else
Hey guys, why don't we solve this tomorrow? It's getting pretty late and we've all had some trouble, I think some rest is in order.
>"I'm sorry Anon, but the outcome of this situation was too high. We all must get to the bottom of this right now and no one is leaving until we do."

>Suddenly you feel something that you've never felt before when you showed up here
>Fear......
>This place was always nice and bright, you never had a worry in the world
>But now your actions are starting to sink in
>And so do the thoughts of the consequences
>All you did was just to have some fun, not to hurt anyone
>No! This was only fun to you, they might not see it but it was just a game!
>But did you go too far? Did you get caught up in the moment?
>Of course not! They just don't know how to have fun!
>Maybe your version of fun may be different but that doesn't mean they shouldn't try to understand you
>"So where do we start with this? How do we figure out where this really began?"
>"Well Twilight, I think we just gotta tell what happened to each other at what time, then we could move on from there."
>"Well I think it may be fair to say that whoever was here first fighting could've been the first one's to have been tricked."
>"Who was here first then?"
>Twilight then thinks about it, she seems like she might figure it out
It was only Rainbow Dash and Applejack, they were the first ones fighting when I got here.
>"Wait a minute Anon, weren't you one of the first ones here too? You did come to my house to tell me that you were here witnessing the fight."
>Shit Anon, you need to think first
Uh yea I was.
>"Ah didn't see Anon at all while me and Rainbow were going at it."
>"Yea I didn't see him either, where were you Anon?"
I was here, you guys probably didn't see me while you guys were fighting.
>"I don't know Anon, I feel like we would've seen you if you came. You're kind of a hard person to miss."
Well you didn't see me so I guess I am sometimes.
>Everyone still seems confused but Twilight looks like she's putting the pieces together
>You're not going down for something you thought was fun

>"I just have a question if that's ok..."
>"What is it Fluttershy?"
>"Um, why were you two fighting anyway?"
>"Well I think Rainbow was messing with me and Big Mac before and I thought she came here to mess with Big Mac some more."
>"I never came here before until now and the only reason I came here was because Big Mac asked me out on a date. Wait a minute, why did you think it was me messing around with you guys anyway?"
>"I thought you were putting on that dress and leaving another note on Big Mac again like someone did earlier."
>"It wasn't me, I came here and he was already like that."
>"This is really starting to get strange, Big Mac didn't at all ever since this morning."
>"Did you see who was messing with earlier today?"
>"No ah didn't, whoever didn't was hiding from me. I couldn't see who it was."
>"Hold on a sec, when Big Mac asked me out he was hiding too. He didn't want me to see him."
>"The same thing happened to me too, when 'Fluttershy' asked me to write a letter for her to Luna, she didn't want me to see her either. She said she didn't want to be seen."
>"It seems like there is a pattern here, whoever did all of this wanted to make sure they weren't gonna be found out."
>"Probably to ensue all this chaos, they wanted to see all of this go down here and to get worse from here on out."
>"But who could it be?"
>They are really hammering this for all its worth
>You need to do something now, they are getting closer with each time they talk
Maybe the perpetrator already got away? I mean if they were to cause all this trouble maybe the would've ran away instead of staying.
>"That would be unlikely, if they ran away we would easily be able to locate them. Plus if their plan was for something bigger, which it seems like, then they would have to stay here and see if it worked. No one would cause this much chaos for fun or I would at least hope not."
I-I guess you're right.
>"Anon, why do you want to leave so bad?"
>Shit, not good

I'm tired that's all, I just wanna sleep because its getting pretty late.
>"That's understandable but this is a very serious problem that can't be hold off til tomorrow Anon. We need to find out who did all of this now or they might be able to get away tomorrow. So I'm asking you to not try and dismiss this case now or I will have punish you."
>They are fucking relentless its ridiculous
Ok Princess Celestia, I understand.
>"You know, why would someone do this?"
>"They've threatened to overthrow the throne so maybe it is for power?"
>"They were targeting the Princesses and your disciples, they knew who all of us were and they knew we were connected. So it must be someone we know."
>"Brilliant thinking Twilight."
>"Guys, I think we're forgetting one pony, actually two ponies."
>Rainbow directs everyone to Big Mac but specifically points towards the dress
>"What about it Rainbow? I don't see anything wrong with it."
>"Where did this dress come from?"
>"I remember seeing this at Rarity's......Rarity! We completely forgot about Rarity!"
>"We should all head over there now, maybe there might be clues there. Spike, take the dress and lets go!"
>In a flash, everyone walks over to Rarity's, including you
>They haven't figured you out yet, so you can't make yourself suspicious
>Showing up to Rarity's boutique, Twilight knocks on the door
>Opening the door is a distraught and tired Rarity
>"Woah, Rarity, what happened to you?"
>"Just getting my dreams crushed that's all...."
>"What happened Rarity, please tell us. It may be important."
>"Well, it all started out when I got a visit from the one and only Mr. Hoity Toity. I thought it was a dream come true when he came. He was trying on my suit in the changing room and then that's when it happened. He told me it was covered in......filth. Then I left the room to go clean it and when I came back, there was a pile of clothes covered in the same filth and everything goes black from there."

>"Did you actually see Mr. Hoity when he came in?"
>"No I didn't but I did talk to him through the changing room. It was exactly his voice so I knew it was him."
>"This is even getting more weird, when I was being messed with, whoever was doing it was imitating mah voice the whole time."
>"They didn't want to be seen and they could imitate voices, whoever this is is obviously skilled and pretty smart to concoct this whole thing. They did a good job of hiding their tracks."
>"Oh! Oh! Oh! I have something to say!"
>"Well what it is Pinkie?"
>"I recently taught Nonny to imitate people's voices."
>"Anon, is this true?"
Uh yea it is, but I didn't do any of this if that is what you're suggesting.
>"Anon, you are looking very suspicious right now. Do you have anything that could clear any of these accusations up?"
>"Anon, I think it was you! You came in here asking for that dress that Spike has! I remember giving to you after you asked."
I never did any such thing. Why are all of you going after me right now, I'm innocent I swear!
>"Anon, if you are lying the punishment will be even more severe. Did you do any of this?"
I swear I did not do any of this, why would I?
>"I don't believe you, you did all of this! All of this was your fault!"
>"Calm down Rarity!"
>"No I can't calm down! He made me think my life was over and he ruined all my clothing I had for the next season! Do you know how much work that took to make? Now I have to do it all over again!"
>Rarity uses some of her magic and pushes you back a bit and you trip over a case filled with sewing items
>All of the equipment falls out on to the floor
>And so did the note from your pocket that you put there earlier
>Before you could even reach for it, Celestia picks it up with her magic and reads the note
>"Applejack, does this seems familiar?"
>"Hey, this is the note that was left on Big Mac earlier! Why did you have this Anon?"
>"Isn't it obvious, Anon was the one that did all of this!"

>You can feel yourself starting to sweat
>This is not how you expected this to go
>You've been found out already, there's no use in hiding it anymore
You know what? Fine it was me! I did all of this! It was all me! I was the reason all this chaos happened! There are you all happy!
>"Anon, you lied knowing the consequences were gonna be worse if you did!"
>Your mind is racing, you don't know if you can handle this right now
>"Well Anon, do you have anything to say before we take you away?"
>You don't wanna be sent to the moon, you'd rather be executed immediately
>Without thinking, you just run out the door
>You don't deserve this
>All this was suppose to be a joke, nothing more
>Why can't they understand you different taste in fun?
>Running into town, no one is outside
>Its cold and dark, you don't even know where you would go from here
>But it didn't stop you, you keep on running past the town square
>You can hear the ponies behind you yelling and chasing after you
>Seeing the forest, you thought you were gonna get away
>But then a bright light pops up in front of you
>Surprised, you fall backwards on the cold hard dirt
>It's Celestia with an angry look looking down on you
>This is how it ends for you
>You just stand on one knee and look at the ground
>Tears start to form as you sit there
>All the ponies circle around you looking down at you
>Why did they have to keep going onto finding out the truth?
>"I'm sorry Anon but your tears mean nothing to us anymore. You will be severely punished and it shall be what you deserve. Stand up and accept the consequences of your actions. This is no one's fault but your own."
>Getting up, you rub your eyes a bit
>Celestia and Luna both walk towards you and stand on each side of you
>"All of you may rest now, Anon will be dealt with me and Luna. You will all have a say in Anon's punishment tomorrow."
>With that, they all nod and walk back to their places while you get teleported back to the castle with the princesses

>Dazed and confused, your vision is a little blurry
>You weren't exactly expecting it so you weren't prepared for it
>After struggling a bit, you finally open your eyes
>The only things you see are the guard ponies around you and both princesses opening the door to your cell
>Tossing you in, they exchange their final conversation to you until tomorrow
>"Your actions will be swiftly dealt with tomorrow in a court trial. Understand that you will be judged by your peers and whatever punishment you get will be what you deserve. Goodbye for now Anon."
>They both walk out turning off the lights, leaving you alone in your cell
>The only light you have is from the light of the moon shining through the bars on the window
>You sit beside the wall thinking of what could happen tomorrow
>Being sent to the moon would be absolutely terrible, you would no doubt go insane being there by yourself for years
>Even if you do survive on the moon, how would you integrate back into society?
>Everything would be so much different and chances are your 'friends' would forget about you
>Not like they would want to see you anyway after what you did
>What if you were found innocent?
>That would be just as bad though
>No one would talk to you and you would be ignored for the rest of the time you were here
>Probably refused services from the public and always being discriminated for what you've done
>Just because you were different, people are going to ignore you, talk shit about you, and not notice the good things about you
>It almost reminds you of how things went about back on Earth....
>What have you done?

>Interrupting your thinking, you hear a couple of voices calling out to you
>Getting up, you're curious as to who it is
Hey, who's out there?
>"Psst, hey! Psst! Over here!"
I can't see anything, sorry.
>As soon as you say that, the pony talking to you turns on a lighter
>It slightly illuminates his cell and the hall way
>"Whoa, what are you? Are you one of those 'humans'?"
Y-yes I am a human. Guess you've never seen me before huh?
>"No, I've only heard about you but now seeing you, oh man you look so different than I imagined."
Uh, thanks?
>"Listen kid, are you here permanently or not?"
I need to have my trial tomorrow.
>"Ok, what did you do?"
>Where do you even start?
I did a lot of things but I'll name a couple. Disturbing the peace, threatening the monarchs, threatening the system of power, conspiracy, and much more.
>"Yea you're gonna be here permanently then. Which means you'll get to be with me and my buddies soon."
>Buddies? Who else is there?
>He moves the light back a bit and all you see are more huge ponies standing behind him looking at you
>Holy shit do they even classify as ponies still?
>There's at least maybe 6 or 7 of them
>"You better get real comfortable kid, you're gonna be spending the rest of your time with us right here."
>He says all of that while having an evil smile
>Another pony just smashes one hoof to the wall and it even cracks
>That is too frightening
>Even for a human, these ponies are half your size and have much more muscle mass than you
>This just seems to be getting worse and worse by the minute
>"Sleep tight kid, we'll be ready for you in a couple days."
>He laughs and turns off the lighter, they all trot back into the cell
>You just sit back aside the wall with even more fear than before
>People are going to hurt you no matter what happens to you in court
>It seems like you have no way out, you're officially doomed

>Waiting, minutes turn into hours as time passes on
>You're still so scared that you didn't get any sleep last night
>You kind of just went into Big Mac mode and just sat there and perplexed the entire time
>Morning finally comes when Celestia raises the sun
>Standing up, you head over to the mirror on the wall
>Looking into it, all you see is yourself
>Depressed, tired, and hopeless
>After all that thinking, you hope they just decide to kill you
>While looking at yourself, you hear doors opening
>Both princesses walk through the hallway door and walk over to you cell door
>Opening it, they grab you with their magic and pull you out, dragging you down the hallway
>You don't even hesitate, why should you?
>No point in running anywhere anymore
>They'll find you if you hide and they'll catch up if you run
>There is no way of avoiding the inevitable
>A couple flights of stairs later, the doors open up and all you can see is an empty courtroom gallery
>Sitting in the jury section are all of your ex-friends
>They drag you with their magic to the single podium just for you
>"We would give you a table but you must know how big the difference is in size. So make do with our last minute arrangements Anon."
>You stand up and lean on the podium just staring at the princesses
>Giving quick glances over the jury here and there while at it
>"The trial for Anon shall begin immediately. You have committed many crimes, however we will only charge you for the important ones which include:
Conspiracy, threatening the monarchs, threatening the power system, and treason. How do you plead Anon?"
>Not giving an answer, you just sit there think about what you would be doing if you weren't here right now
>You'd probably be at sugar cube corner right now
>"Anon, how do you plead?"
>A muffin sounds good right now
>"Anon! How do you plead!"
>Actually a cupcake sounds even better
>"ANON!"
>Oh yea, your future is happening right now
>You've completely forgotten while not giving a fuck

>Well since you're fucked anyway, you might as well have some fun
I plead not guilty!
>The girls just look at you, turn their heads and scoff
>The princesses are generally shocked at your answer
>"Oh, very well then. Anon would you like to proceed first?"
It would be my pleasure Princess Luna.
>Getting up from behind the podium, you walk near the jury section and take a good look at them
Ladies and princesses of the court, I am accused of many crimes that I've supposedly committed but I am here to prove that I am not!
>"Evidence is everything Anon, where is yours?"
Since there is not much physical evidence to go off of, most of my evidence shall be the experience and talking we all di last night!
>"Anon you don't have to talk so loud, we can hear you."
Enough, I am making a point and I just wanna make sure everyone hears it. Now I would like to call my first witness.
>"Witness, who are you talking about?"
>Time to use all those hours into Ace Attorney work here
I call Applejack to the stand!
>Applejack's eyes widen at your call but she doesn't hesitate to get down
>She walks over to the stand and sits down waiting for your orders
>"Anon, what is the meaning of this?"
What is it? Don't I get to call witnesses and extract information through questioning? If I recall the defense is allowed to do this.
>"Actually Luna, Anon is correct. He does have the privilege to do this."
>Luna gives off a frown, not happy about knowing you can pull moves off like this
Alright Applejack, I wanna hear you're testimony about what happened your entire day. I wanna know what you heard, saw, did, and what you know.
>"Alrighty then, if you say so Anon. But just remember this, you can't get out of this no matter what kind of trickery you do here in this very courtroom."
>Apparently she doesn't know what she's messing with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxupZBXGV8o
>"Well my day started off as normal, all I did was start my apple bucking."
>Noting useful, better not press on the stuff that's not important
>"Probably around 2 hours into my work, I heard something familiar."
HOLD IT!
>"What is it? Is there something wrong?"
No, I just wanna know what is it that you heard.
>"Well it was all muffled at first but then I heard my voice!"
Your voice?
>"Yea, my voice! It was someone imitating my voice. Or more likely it was you Anon!"
Woah, lets not jump to conclusions! I still need to finish my cross examination.
>"Whatever Anon, either way I still heard someone imitating me."
What exactly is so bad about this?
>"The on imitating me was making 'me' say awful things that I would never say in my entire life! Disturbing and gross things and it also kept on mocking me as well!"
Did you ever see whoever was imitating you?
>"Anon, we all know-"
Just answer the question Applejack, its either yes or no.
>"Grrrr, no I didn't see who was doing it."
Thank you Applejack, please proceed with your testimony.
>She gives you an angry look and trys to contain some anger in her voice
>"Well, after I heard someone imitating me I started getting mad."
HOLD IT! Can you say that you got so mad to the point where you threatened the perpetrator?
>"......Yes....."
And did you do anything against the perpetrator afterwards?
>"No, I just walked back inside and waited for the 'perpetrator to stop."
>Damn, you're not exactly getting much info on covering yourself right now
And when did you go back outside?
>"I didn't go back outside until I heard noise and looked out and found Rainbow Dash with my brother in some dress and a fedora with a note."
So you are saying that you didn't even leave or look outside your house once at all once you got back inside?
>"Yea it is."
>Now that is something you could use, it could eliminate her from the witness board
>You better keep note of that later
Continue...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxupZBXGV8o
>"Where do I start from now?"
From when you saw Rainbow Dash please
>"Ok, I heard noise outside and I decided to take a look."
>"When I saw what was out there, it was only Rainbow Dash and Big Mac."
HOLD IT! What was Rainbow Dash exactly doing?
>"When I checked, I saw her reading note and putting it down on Big Mac."
And what about the noise that caused you to look outside?
>"All I heard was- Wait a minute, I know what you're trying to do!"
Applejack if you don't comply with the law and answer the questions, you will be held in contempt of court. Now please just answer the question.
>"Grrrrrr, the noise I heard was someone specifically saying something along the lines of 'This is gonna be so funny!'."
And whose voice was it that you heard?
>"It......it was Rainbow's voice."
So you are hereby stating that you heard Rainbow's voice declaring that she was doing something and when you looked you saw her putting a note on Big Mac?
>"Grrrrrrr, yes I am."
One more thing Applejack, did Big Mac have the dress on beforehand?
>"Actually no he didn't."
So when you looked back out, you saw Big Mac in a suit and a fedora with Rainbow Dash putting a note on him?
>"Yes."
>Now you are getting somewhere, this is definitely gonna be useful in clearing yourself
Thank you Applejack, what happened afterwards?
>"Afterwards I went down there and argued a bit with Rainbow Dash."
HOLD IT! I understand a fight broke out between the both of you, considering I was the first one to see it.
>"Yea there was a fight, but I didn't see you there when we were fighting!"
If I remember correctly, when you first were attacking you lunged at her and you two rolled around a bit. And when you are rolling around, your vision becomes blurred and shaky. It would've been hard to see anything with that kind of vision wouldn't you say?
>"I-I guess so."
I think that's all I have for now for you Applejack. Thank you for your testimony, please take your seat.

I would like to call my next witness, Fluttershy please take the stand.
>"O-ok, I'm coming."
>She gets up and flies up into the stand ready for you
Please Flutershy, I won't ask much from you except for your whereabouts and who you were with. You don't need to go into details, just tell us generally what you did that day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk8fTFbH248
>"My day started off easy, it was more of a relaxation day for me."
>"I just did some chores around the house and cleaned up the place a bit."
>"There isn't much to say but overall, my day was slow and relaxing."
HOLD IT! What about who you saw and talked to?
>"Oh I forgot about that, I'm sorry. I usually forget things. Like this one time with my critters...."
>Is she....is she trying to avoid the question?
>Is she hiding something?
Fluttershy please, we don't need details, just tell us who you saw and talked with.
>"Well I didn't talk to anyone, I just kept to myself the entire day."
>Looks like she slipped up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ympCEo9yl_o
OBJECTION! Fluttershy!
>You slam down on the podium
What you told this court is a lie!
>"A l-lie! I would never lie! Why would I lie?"
>"Please Anon, what was wrong with that?"
Well Luna, I'm surprised you don't know. Let me refresh your memory.
>Reaching into the bag of evidence, you pull out the letter that was sent to Luna
The evidence that contradicts the testimony!
>"What? How does that...? Wait, umf!"
Indeed you should know why I brought this out. Fluttershy stated she never saw or talked to anyone during the day, however, how was she able to send out this letter?
>"Well the only one that can send us letters would be-Oh!"
You're right Celestia, Spike! Only he could get letter out to either princesses. And he would only send letters to the princesses if they were supposed to be friendship reports or emergencies!
>"I-I didn't talk to Spike I swear!"
How can you explain this then? Are you suggesting Spike forged it himself?

>"N-no of course not! I just know I didn't have him write it!"
Face it Fluttershy, he only writes for you, Twilight, Rainbow, AJ, Pinkie, and Rarity! Who else could've written this!
>"I-I-I don't know!"
>"Order! Order! Stop badgering the witness!"
Do I not have a point Princess Celestia?
>She gives off a sigh of discomfort
>"You are indeed correct Anon. You have found a strong contradiction for your argument. But that doesn't mean to badger the witness."
I am sorry for that, but the point still stands. Fluttershy, is there anyway for you to explain this?
>"I'm sorry but no."
I believe I shall end it here for this part of the testimony then.
>"Wha- what? All that and you're just gonna end it there?"
For now, we can get back to it later. Right now, I just wanna hear about the arrival of Spike when he went to Fluttershy's house.
>"Fine then, Fluttershy if you may.."
>"Of course."
>Now you're getting momentum, just need to keep going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXigFDxNUeI
>"I was at home resting when I first heard of the fight."
>"I heard a knock at the door and opened it and all I saw was Spike tired and breathless."
>"He told me that there was a big fight and that I needed to help stop it."
>"While me and Spike were on our way there, we ran into Pinkie Pie and we told her about what happened. She decided to come with us and help."
>This is TOO easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cofz_YxBXa0
OBJECTION! Fluttershy, you have lied to this court again!
>"Wha-How?"
With what you just stated, you said you ran into Pinkie Pie on your way the first time going there! On the other hand..
>You slam down again
>Sweat starts to build up on her as you speak
>You're starting to break through
Pinkie Pie came back only when Luna chased you out of Sweet Apple Arces!
>"Even if this did happen, what point does this prove? She only got some time difference wrong, big deal."
Actually it is a big deal! She was already caught lying just before and now she was caught again!

Her testimony's were filled with big holes, it almost seems like she's hiding something. I noticed it before when she avoided the question of seeing anyone!
>"What are you trying to say Anon?"
Her testimony's and her witness testimony's may be invalid to this case if these lies continue!
>"You want us to not include her testimony or evidence she brings in because of her confusion?"
They are lies Luna! The first one she avoided it, then she was caught lying about a huge mess that she caused and denied, and now she is mixing up time events! How do we even determine what she says is true?
>She is sweating profusely
>Even more than usual
>It almost seems like she is hiding something
>Maybe you're actually onto something
To re-evaluate Fluttershy's testimony, I would like to back track a bit. Fluttershy I'm only going to ask you this once.
>She perks up with full attention on you
I only wanna hear a yes or no answer from you, if you fail to comply you will be held in contempt in court!
>"Nnngh! Fine."
Fluttershy, did you talk to or see anyone else on the day of the incident?
>"............."
Fluttershy, you are under oath, if you're caught lying again you will be severely punished for all the problems you just caused.
>"..........."
>Cmon, please tell me I actually hit something important
>"........Yes......I did talk and see someone else on the day of the incident. However it is nothing to do with this case."
I find it suspicious that you lied and covered it up that you didn't see or talk to anyone. I think it is relevant. Am I correct?
>"I-uh, I don't think it has anything to do with the case...."
>She knew she just lied again
>She is just trying to make it look like she didn't
Who did you see and talk to Fluttershy?
>"I don't think I should really bring this up. It'll change almost everything."
>"Fluttershy! If that's the case then you must bring it up, it must be important information if it were to do that!"
>"Fine, the one I talked to was.......Discord."

D-Discord? Why were you talking to him?
>"We are friends so we usually talk here and there. We even have daily meet ups in the afternoon for some tea and we just talk to each other."
And why exactly were you hiding this?
>"The reason I hid it was because I honestly didn't think it mattered until now. But now that I think about it, my mind is completely scattered."
>"Spit it out Fluttershy, we only get one chance at this! Once we give someone a punishment, there is no going back. What was it that you talked about."
>"He was saying some weird things when we were talking. Saying something about how no one appreciates him and that he's always ignored. But there is only one thing that stood out when he spoke."
Which is?
>"He said, 'I don't wanna go into details but I'm gonna do something big. Something to make them notice me. Just you wait.' And that's it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFLj4teY_E
T-that's it? That's huge! You should've mentioned something earlier! He could be behind all of this!
>"I know but I didn't want to believe it honestly. I just ignored it and we just talked about other things after that. I'm sorry!"
Sorry doesn't excuse this Fluttershy! My future was on the line and you lied because you didn't want to believe he wasn't reformed!?
>"Fluttershy, you've been caught lying again. I'm sorry to say this but we must remove you from this courtroom and put you in contempt."
>"N-no, please I don't wanna be taken away! I need to be here if anything happens!"
>"The guards will take you in for extra questioning. Please follow them to the exit."
>The guards grab her on each side
>She fights as hard as she can but her strength can't beat the royal guards strength
>No! No! Please I'm sorry......"
>Her cries for help are drowned out as she get taken away
>This case just took a complete 180
>Did you really do all of this?
>Are you actually innocent?
>"We will have a 20 minute recess to fetch Discord about this talk they had. That's all for now."

>Exiting the courtroom, you're still shock
>Could it be possible that you were actually innocent?
>There were some strange things that did happen to you while you were going through the acts
>And not to mention the first couple acts you did were just harmless jokes but then they took a turn for chaotic pleasure
>You never wanted to create chaos, you never did before
>Why did you create so many problems?
>Time passes on until the bailiff breaks you from your trance
>Getting up from your seat, you move back to your spot in the courtroom and wait til everyone is settled
>Waiting, once everyone sits you hear the last one walk in
>It's Discord being brought in by a guard behind him
>Just his presence keeps the courtroom dead silent
>Even after he betrayed Tirek, they never forgave him for betraying them in the first place
>"Well, well, well, if it isn't our little troublemaker? I heard you did some pretty nasty things Anon, you really brought some conflict upon these ponies."
I'm innocent Discord, I had nothing to do with these crimes.
>"Sure you are, that's what they all say right? How are you gonna say you didn't when you were caught red-handed?"
I was framed!
>"Enough! This is a courtroom, you may idly chit-chat somewhere else. We have important business to get to so Anon if you will please begin so we can properly reconvene the trial."
>Fine, here goes nothing
>Time to put this bastard in his place
Discord, I would like to you to give your testimony about the talk you had with Fluttershy.
>"Alright I'll talk, but I'm telling you right now, you're gonna get nowhere with this."
>You gotta really pay attention, he's really clever
>He almost took over Equestria twice so there's no doubt he won't hesitate to lie in court under oath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB61BpPqi8E
>"Me and Fluttershy always talk and meet up every week or sometimes every other week."
HOLD IT! How long has this been going on for?
>"For almost 9 or 10 months actually, she's the only one that talks to me after my reformation."
Do you guys usually have tea?
>"Is that really relevant? Does it really matter what we have when we talk?"
Ngh, I guess not....
>Shit, don't stray off Anon
>"When we meet up, we usually talk about how our week was, what was interesting, how we feel, you know all that boring stuff."
HOLD IT! But I understand that you guys had a special kind of talk last time.
>"Well I did mention a couple things that could've been taken the wrong way but I honestly meant no harm."
Please add the special talk to your testimony.
>"Ok, your call."
>"I was telling her about my feelings and my special plan for some of you ponies"
HOLD IT! Can you please elaborate on some of your feelings?
>"I did say that I was feeling un-appreciated and that no one really paid any attention to me. It bothered me a lot because I thought you guys were suppose to be my friends."
How would you say your reaction to these feelings was like?
>"I was mostly sad and depressed at it. It's hard to go through such a difficult change and have no one wait for you on the other side you know?"
>Damn, he's taking the sad route
>You need to prove that he had anger and rage at the un-appreciation
>But how do you do it now?
>There isn't even enough to close evidence to start shifting the blame
>Fuck it, just take another approach
What were the exact words that you said to Fluttershy?
>"I said 'I don't understand why no one pays any attention to me, even after all I did to help no one cares about me. Just you wait Fluttershy, I'm gonna do something to get everyone's attention'."
Those words sound like they could be coming from anger Discord.
>"Anything could sound like its from anger Anon, you can ask Fluttershy if I sounded sad at the time."

>"Where is Fluttershy anyway?"
She is now held in contempt of court and being questioned further.
>"Oh that's a shame! Looks like you can only use my word for it considering she isn't here to be asked. After all, I was the only person there that can confirm it, right Anon?"
>Fucking smartass, he knew Fluttershy was taken away
>You just fell into his trap, don't let him play you Anon
I guess you are correct Discord.
>"See? My testimony is flawless, there's nothing wrong with it."
What about the big thing that you were gonna do then?
>"It was suppose to be a giant party for all of you guys. I was going to try and throw the best party ever to impress you guys!"
A party? Really?
>"Yes, if you check my where I live you will find a bunch of party accessories and party items. It was gonna be a surprise but I guess I'm gonna need another idea, thanks Anon for ruining the present."
>"As the royal guard that brought him in, I can confirm that he indeed does have party equipment at his living area. It looked like a pretty big one."
>"It seems like we're gonna have to add that to the court record sister."
>"Indeed we must Luna."
>It's hard to disapprove anything if he keeps on coming up with valid points for every time you pursue something
>"Can I go now? I don't really see how I'm related to Anon's screw-ups with me going to throw a huge party."
>"I can understand your impatience Discord. I think it may be time to let you go. However if Anon has more questioning then you'll have to stay and give more testimony."
>"Is there anything else Anon?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_kEKW_lL5k
>Shit! Is there really nothing you can do?
>His testimony is solid and his reasoning is very sound
>Not to mention he can prove his 'intentions'
>Cmon Anon, there has to be something! He can't get away now!
>"I think he has no more questions for me Princess Celestia. It's probably fair to say that I can take my leave now."
>NO! You didn't come this far to lose now!

>Checking through the evidence you find something that may have some relevance
>It's going to be really edgy so you're gonna have to work hard for this to work
Discord, I have one more question to ask you.
>"What is it Anon? I don't have all day!"
Did you have a bad past with Tirek before? I wasn't here for the events that took place so I don't know...
>"Is that really your last question?"
It's a yes or no question Discord. Just answer it...
>"In the end yes you could say that. He stole my magic and betrayed me. But after he was defeated, I got my magic back and then some so I guess it doesn't matter in the end."
>And then some?
>Does that mean he has some of Tirek's old magic?
>Holy shit, this could work
>"Alright, seeing as that was your last question I'll be on my way now. I'll see you all some other time."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4KYRqUrhLE
OBJECTION! What you just said puts you on the suspect list Discord!
>"Huh? How in Equestria does my past with Tirek put me on the suspect list? That was long ago and has nothing to do with anything now!"
>"I agree Anon, please explain yourself because even I am confused."
Well let me explain with this piece of evidence first and I'll even use something from what Discord just said to help prove it too!
>"From what I said? I find that hard to believe Anon, everything is in check. There is absolutely nothing wrong with what I said."
Oh really, just watch me prove it! I would like to present the special piece of evidence to help me prove my point!
>"Is that, the other letter? The one to my sister?"
>"I think it is Luna, why is that relevant?"
Let me read the important part to all of you. It states right here: 'Hail Tirek'
>"........Seriously Anon? You're trying to prove me wrong with that?"
But here's how it works Discord, this letter was a complete joke. Literally, this was made in the form of a cruel joke.

And in joking nature, the only ones that would even joke about him or the incident would be you or Pinkie Pie.
>"Ok there are a lot of things wrong with your thinking Anon. For one thing, I know it wasn't Pinkie because I made an anonymous order for a huge cake so she was busy all day. And I was trying to sort out my party and get everything ready. Plus it was made by Fluttershy so it's impossible for me to have wrote it."
But Fluttershy's testimony and witness testimony are considered invalid and not only that but anything pertaining to her becomes invalid as well.
>"So that means the evidence itself becomes invalid to the case right?"
No, only her inclusion in the incident.
>"Nnnngh...."
>Discord seems to get a little nervous but is keeping his composure
And you just stated that Pinkie Pie couldn't have done it! So that leads me to two more questions. First one Discord, how long have you had your party equipment?
>"I've.....I've had them for about 3 days now. I planned ahead."
Ok and royal guard?
>"Yes?"
How would you describe Discord's place when you first saw it?
>"Well it was all cluttered and messy with all the party stuff on the ground."
So three days and you hadn't even prepare a single thing for your big party? That means you had a time gap in which you were alone and you could've done whatever you want.
>"But how does that letter pertain to me? You've only proven that I've had time for it!"
This letter as I said before, is made out of a joke. And the part that says 'Hail Tirek' is used to mock Celestia but at the same time its used to mock Tirek. Your subconscious secretly let out some hatred you still have for Tirek!
>"N-no! That is not true!"
Not only that but what you said earlier also helps convict you for this. You said 'I got my magic back and then some'. And I know exactly what that means!
>"Grrrrrrr."
>He starts to get really angry and looks at you
>He looks like he has the intent to kill but that doesn't stop you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RaG123x_wU
>Now things are really starting to pick up
When everyone's magic was distributed back to them, Tirek's dark magic also had to go somewhere too considering he was rendered powerless.
>"Are you trying to say that I have some of his magic? Hah! How would you even prove that!?"
Well first off, his magic is very dark and is very strong. So not any ordinary pony could handle something like that. Only someone that has experience with dark magic and someone that already has dark magic within them!
>"Gahhh!"
After taking his magic, you still wanted to still wanted some revenge but you could never get any so the best way you could get it is by mocking him!
>"I-I-I...."
He's locked away somewhere where you can't reach him, the only thing you do is talk about him behind his back. And knowing how bad that feels, that's where your hatred for ponies comes in!
>"Anon! Stop with this foolishness!"
You know how it feels to have everyone against you and have everyone talk about you behind your back! So you feel as if doing it to Tirek is the next best thing if you can't get your paw....and......um claw on him!
>"Stop this instant! You are completely jumping the gun on this!"
You're only trying to stop me because I'm right!
>"Fine! Ok you're right! I do still have some hate for these ponies, I admit it!"
Ha! I knew it!
>"But that's all Anon, all I have is some hate for them. I didn't try to do anything like what you just said."
Wha?
>"All I have is some dislike for some ponies that's all, I can admit that. And that's all I can admit to."
What are you talking about?
>"Just because I have some dislike doesn't mean that I wrote the letter Anon, it just means I don't like some ponies. It doesn't mean I wrote this awful and terrible letter. How would I even go about doing this anyway?"
Well if you did do it, you do have the power of mind control I heard, so you can take over someone else's mind and have them write that letter for you.

Someone else would then have to take the fall for you!
>"Even then, you still can't prove the hatred I have was great enough to concoct this whole thing."
I can because of the betrayal that you committed against Equestria! You stated that you betrayed all of Equestria because people still treated you badly and that you were still sometimes acting like a villain. So taking that into consideration, if you had the guts to go against your country, you'll have no problem causing a conflict between friends!
>"Arrrrgh!"
>Sweat comes out like bullets as he sits in the stand
>He even begins to shake as you get closer to the truth
And the only thing you had to do to put this whole plan into action was to control someone's mind. But it couldn't have been anyone's mind, it had to be someone that doesn't have the experience against your magic. Someone that never fought against you before.
>"Please......Anon stop......"
And the only pony, or person I should say, that doesn't have any experience against you is me!
>"Anon......."
>He looks at the ground with disbelief and worry
Even I can give some testimony on weird things that happened to me that day! All the ideas to create chaos, thinking that chaos was a different type of fun, and then just doing things without thinking.
>"I think that enough for now Anon, you can stop here and we will reconvene tomorrow."
>"I agree, too much time has been taken up but I do agree with everything you said. It seems as if Discord doesn't have anything against these claims either so I think its safe to say that he is truly the master manipulator behind this whole ordeal."
I say so too, I would like to give my testimony tomorrow against Discord if that would be ok with all of you.
>"Of course Anon, you will. For now, lets all get to our place of rest and get ready for tomorrow. Guards, please take Discord away and lock him up for now."
>"Yes, you highness."
>Still looking with sadness and hatred, he gets up and walks with the guards

>Everyone exits the courtroom except you, you stay and wonder
>Why would he do this now?
>Why go through so much trouble to bring chaos back again?
>Thinking about the thoughts you had before, maybe you could understand
>You remember thinking that you thought chaos was another type of fun
>And that they couldn't understand that's what your style of fun was
>Never have you ever caused so much trouble that you were taken to court for them
>Did Discord have so much control over you that it got to the point where his thoughts became yours?
>Trying not to think about, you finally start moving again
>Gathering everything you brought, you exit the courtroom and head back home where you belong
>You really need a rest for what just happened today, hopefully you can get him punished by tomorrow and finally end this whole problem once and for all

>Sleeping, time passes from night to dawn
>Finally having the sun rise, you sit up in your bed and look outside
>You've finally feel safe and refreshed, especially from that jail cell you were put in across from those terrifying ponies
>You get dressed and freshen up, now its your time to get on that stand and give testimony
>You just wonder who's gonna cross examine you considering you don't have an assistant to take your place
>Readying up, you make you quick 10 minute walk to the court house
>Going down that hallway, you seem to be the only one outside of the courtrooms
>It doesn't seem like anyone else is here
>That's what you thought until you opened those doors
>The princesses are already placed up top and the other girls are in the jury section waiting
>And to your surprise, the entire gallery is filled with a bunch of ponies
>There isn't even enough seats to hold them all
>Once you enter, the room stays completely silent and all eyes are glued on you
>Walking over to the podium set up for you, you take your place
>"Please bring in Discord to start the trial please."
>The royal guard nods and leaves the courtroom
>Seconds pass and the doors are finally opened again
>Discord is walked in with handcuffs and a bunch of guards around him
>Standing on the other side of you, he sits down and waits
>Nothing at all? Not a witty remark? No grand entrance? No bending reality?
>Does he actually understand the severity of this situation?
>Does he actually know how serious this is?
>Seeing him joke around and having fun all the time kind of makes up who he is
>But seeing him so serious and angry shakes you up a bit
>"We will now begin the case for Anon. Last we left off, we had a breakthrough and found out that Anon may have been innocent for all the charges against him. Discord is now the prime suspect and according to the accounts of Anon, he wasn't feeling like himself the day of the incident. He will now testify to the court for his strangeness that day."

>You get up and head over to the stand and take your seat
>"Thank you Anon, since we did not expect this, finding somepony to take this case on short notice was difficult. We could not find one but however we do have a solution. We will approve the same rules for Anon as we will for Discord. Since you had to represent yourself, we let you defend yourself, call up witnesses, and even use evidence. So it is only fair if we let Discord have the same privileges."
>WHAT?
>God damn, he is going to cross examine you?
>Why couldn't they get Twilight or someone else to do it?
>"Discord if you may please stand up and represent yourself..."
>"As you wish."
>Standing up, he looks over towards you with deadly eyes
>That is terrifying, he's never been this mad before
May I begin?
>"Yes you may."
>Here goes nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB61BpPqi8E
It all started when I saw Pinkie pie earlier that week. I had just started taking some private lessons from her so I could pull some harmless pranks.
>"HOLD IT! For my first question Anon, what were you and Pinkie Pie exactly doing during these private lessons?"
Well, she was teaching me to imitate people's voices, I was gonna learn some tips and tricks so I could master everyone's voice and just have a little fun.
>"So you are indeed telling this courtroom that you have the ability to mimic anyone's voice if you've heard it before?"
Yes I am.
>"Ok, please continue."
After the lessons, I finally gained the knowledge to do it. And so one morning I decided to put it to use and mess with Applejack first.
>"HOLD IT! So you were at Sweet Apple Arces when you first started doing this correct?"
Yes.
>"This matches up with Applejack's testimony, it is confirmed for now Discord."
>"Thank you Celestia, I already knew that though. Anon...?"
Yeah I know, I will continue...

Using the imitations I learned, I did harmlessly mess around with Applejack. But then something strange happened.
>"HOLD IT! What was the strange part about it?"
I felt like I needed something more. Something more chaotic, it was a weird feeling. I've never wanted to cause a lot of trouble before, I've always had a clean slate here in my stay of Equestria.
>"So you've never committed any crimes or injustices before?"
I never have and never will. I would never do anything to harm this place or anyone in it.
>"But you did that day?"
Yes.
>"Please add that to your testimony."
Ok, if you want.
I started feeling like that wasn't enough so I started working on my next plan and went to my next victim.
>"HOLD IT! Was this next victim someone you knew?"
Yeah and actually all of the victims were of ponies I've known.
>"Continue Anon."
I went to Twilight's house and pranked both Spike and Twilight.
>"HOLD IT! Would you say that this prank was more, 'worse' than before?"
Definitely, it was a lot more 'worse' than what I did to Applejack but it was still harmless.
>Hah, he can't seem to find a damn thing!
>You can see him struggle trying to find a contradiction with your testimony and the evidence
>Good luck, there's nothing wrong here buddy!
>"Hmph, keep going Anon."
Well after that was done, I was headed to Rarity's boutique to pull my prank there.
>"What exactly was the prank?"
I pretended to be Mr. Hoity Toity and walk into Rarity's fashion shop and then pretend to be disgusted at the dresses.
>"What were you pretending to be disgusted about?"
Uhhhhh, there was filth.....
>"What kind of filth was it?"
It was.....really dirty filth......
>"Anon, are you hiding something from this courtroom?"
N-no! All it was, was just filth on the dresses and suits!
>"Anon, if you do not tell the court what this 'filth' was, you will be punished under the law."
Well......the filth was.......you know.........my semen.....
>The courtroom stays silent and you just stand there blushing

>You can hear chuckles being kept in from around the courtroom
>Looking over at Pinkie and Rainbow, they're especially having a hard time coping
>"You covered dresses and suits in your DNA as a prank?"
Yea I did ok? But that's all I did! Nothing else!
>"A ha! Gotcha!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0i6cJVBIqM
Wait what? What did I say?
>"Ladies and gentlecolts of the courtroom, Anon has not been telling the whole complete truth! And this evidence right here proves it!"
>With the snap of his fingers, the evidence pops up in the middle of the room floating above
>It's the fake letter from when you pretended to be Blue Blood
>Oh shit, how could you forget that?
>"This is a letter towards Rarity from Blue Blood! It states thanking her for a good time and that they should meet up again. Although we all know that Blue Blood and Rarity hate each other, so who could've actually written the note that was there on the day of the incident? It was you Anon!"
Y-yes I was there but I didn't write that note! It could've actually been Blue Blood! He could've showed up after I left!
>"I'm sorry Anon but that's impossible! After Rarity first found the note she closed shop! No one could've been there in the time between you and later that night when you all gathered at Rarity's house!"
>Fuck, he's got you!
>"Is this trues Anon? Did you write that letter?"
O-ok, maybe I did.
>"Anon! You just insisted that you didn't write that letter and even try to claim Prince Blue Blood himself did!"
I know and I'm sorry!
>Why would you even try lying? There was no way out of that one
>"So if Anon is admitting to doing this then who knows what else he is responsible of! He tried to push blame on something he did to someone else so that he wouldn't suffer the consequences!"
>He's gonna try to milk this out all he can
>It's the only opening he has for miles, you gotta destroy his momentum before it really picks up

You know what? I can't be here and try to defend myself. I need to be back in my proper place.
>Without hesitation, you get up and walk over to the podium that was set up
>Celestia stood up and was about to say something but she never did
>She just closes her mouth and doesn't abject your move
That's much better, now Discord! You may have proven that yes I have lied but that doesn't prove anything! It only proves I've written the letter and nothing more!
>"It questions your credibility as an individual and the suspect in this case. How do we know you're not trying to shift the blame on me!"
One lie does not mean everything is I've stated was a lie! In fact it only makes my accusations more valuable!
>"What? How?"
First off, how did you know most of these events happening? There was no possible way for you to know that these events happened if you weren't there, in which you weren't!
>"Well, uh, GAH!"
Care to explain?
>"Um, er, ugh I prepared last night when I was told that I was going to be defending myself!"
You just told another lie Discord! That's impossible! The princesses never informed me that I was gonna be defending myself and representing myself! And when the trial began, it was stated that we were given the same rights! So that means the only way you could've found out was when you were first told to cross examine me!
>"Argh!"
>He grabs his chest and looks down with closed shut eyes
>You've seem to cut off his momentum and even caught him on the ropes in the process
>Now that you have the momentum shift, it's about time you end this
>Finally once and for all, shut this shit down!

>Before you could say anything else, Discord struggles a bit with his handcuffs
>Suddenly, he breaks them by pulling them apart with pure anger
>Ponies in the gallery move back a bit in fear while the guards stand and take position around him
>But he doesn't move or acknowledge them
>He calms down, turns around, and lowers his head all the while resting his elbows on the table facing away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXRZrSJd4zU
>"You think you've won? You think this is closer to the end? If you did then you are sadly mistaken. There is still much more evidence upon you than there is against me."
Face it Discord, you're done for! There's nothing you can do that can save you now!
>"Have you forgotten? All of this evidence has gone down to you being the culprit. Yet there is nothing that can tie me to the case."
W-What are you talking about?
>"First off, you admitted to pranking everyone yourself. You also wrote the notes and even tried using bias testimony against me."
When did I try to do that?
>"Just now Anon, look at it like this. Since you are the suspect, why is your testimony and accusations even accepted? If you pulled off this crime then you would try your absolute hardest to make sure you don't suffer the consequences. Not to mention that I have nothing tied to this whole case other than your accusations."
N-No! Grah!
>He's right! He's fuckin right!
>He may be a scumbag but he has some pretty big points there!
>How can you counter that?
>"What's the matter Anon? Cat got your tongue? You know I'm right and you're just trying to buy yourself time. On the other hand, I don't play that way. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna?"
>"Yes Discord?"
>"Can you please remove any suspicion against me on the case that it may contain bias info and bogus charges? I think I've made my point."
>They look at each other with discomfort in their eyes
>Neither of them want to say yes know they must
>You must think of something quick before he leaves, but what?

>Think Anon, time is running out!
>This bastard can't be set free while you get punished for his crimes!
>Wait a minute, his base for his innocence
>It all has to do with your info being bias, which is your accusations and testimony specifically
>So if you could tie him into the case using other evidence and testimony's then maybe you'll have a chance!
>But you've only questioned Fluttershy and Applejack as fas as testimony's go and Fluttershy isn't considered valid in this case at all!
>Fluttershy! Fluttershy is the answer to everything!
>If you could get her to be valid and back in the case, then the conversation would also be accepted into evidence and so he would have a connection!
Wait Celestia and Luna! We cannot end this trial yet! There is one more problem we must deal with!
>"What would that be Anon?"
>"Oh no! You had your chance, I was speaking to them first! You must let me go before anything else!"
>"Really Discord? I thought Anon was the heart of the case right now, shouldn't he be more important than someone's request to leave? Stay quiet and stay still before we hold you in contempt of court."
>Oh shit, Luna is dropping bombs over there
>"What is it Anon? Have we overlooked something?"
Yes we have, it is what we haven't actually finished yet. And that would be Fluttershy's testimony. If I remember correctly, she was taken away before we could actually get to the aftermath of the incident, so I would like to cross examine her one more time up to the part where it was after the incident took place.
>"Hmmmmm....."
>"There is no question about it Luna, we must let this finish. We will grant you the permission to finish the cross examination of Fluttershy. However keep in mind that she is not valid in this case as of far."
I fully understand Celestia, thank you for giving me this chance.
>"We will have a 20 minutes recess to assess the situation and accommodate Fluttershy to give testimony."
>This is it Anon, the final chapter to end it all

>Getting everything ready, you soon hear the baliff call everyone back in the courtroom
>Shuffling all around, you soon find your seat and as do the others
>Discord is still being watched by the guard ponies on the other side of the courtroom
>"Ok, order! Order! Order in the courtroom please! We are now reconvening to the trial of Anon and the other suspect, Discord. We granted Anon the permission to call back in Fluttershy to finish his cross examination. Keep in mind that Fluttershy is not valid to this case and that her testimony is rendered useless as of now which leads us to the concern of why Anon? Why would you want tot bring Fluttershy back in here if she is not longer relevant to her case?"
I would like to save that during the cross examination Princess Celestia. For now, I would just like to call in Fluttershy please.
>"If that is what you wish. Guards, bring in Fluttershy please."
>The guards quickly leave and come back into the courtroom standing on each side of her
>She seems to have a scared look on her face
Fluttershy, you are here back again to give some more testimony to the aftermath of the incident.
>"Huh? I thought I was already done giving testimony? Why do I need to keep going?"
You never gave the aftermath of the incident which is what we need to hear from you.
>"I'm a little confused as to why but I'll do it."
Ok, we just wait for your go. Whenever you're ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IiBX9d14rM
>"After the entire incident, we all gathered around the front of Sweet Apple Arces and tried to find out what happened."
HOLD IT! Who do you mean by 'we'?
>"Well me, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight, and the two sisters. You were also there too Anon."
Yes I remember, I'm just trying something Fluttershy. Please continue.
>"Talking about it for a while, we all figured out that all of us have been tricked. And since Rarity wasn't there, we had to go see if something happened to her as well."

HOLD IT! So you are stating that Rarity wasn't there at the time to help talk about what happened at Sweet Apple Arces?
>"Yes, she was at her boutique at the time."
>"Anon, this is starting to seem fruitless, if this doesn't start going anywhere soon, I'm going to end this right here and right now."
Please Celestia, be patient with me. You will soon see the grand scheme of things nearing the end.
>"It better be worth it Anon, Fluttershy if you may?"
>"Heading over to Rarity's place, we found her tired and exhausted."
HOLD IT! Is it confirmed that she was also a victim in this incident?
>"Yes it was, her clothing was covered in.....um.......filth.....and she mentioned something of Mr. Hoity Toity coming in and revealing to it her."
Ok, just making sure.
>"Talking to each other again, we started coming to the conclusion that it was starting to point towards you Anon."
HOLD IT! Was Discord ever mentioned at that moment? Considering that there was so much chaos, did he ever cross your girls' mind?
>"Actually I don't think so, we surprisingly stayed away from that possibility."
Ok, continue further.
>"We all questioned you and in some way interrogated you. Suddenly Rarity pushed you over and some evidence that had to do with this case fell out of your pocket. It was that note that was originally left on Big Mac."
..........
>".....Well? Nothing?"
Nope, just keep going.
>"Uh ok, um we started getting really suspicious and we were even more convinced that you did all of this. None of us expected it but you started to run away!"
............
>"Uh, and when you did, we chased after you trying to find out why you did it."
HOLD IT! So at this point, all of you were convinced that I did all of this?
>"Yes we were, only because you had evidence and because you ran away when we started suspecting you."
Is that all that happened?
>"Afterwards we gave chase to you and we couldn't catch up. That's until Princess Celestia teleported in front of you and caught you."

>"You then gave the confession that you did it and we were all shocked but at the same time we weren't."
HOLD IT! Why would you say that?
>"We were shocked because you actually did it and we weren't because in a way we all knew you did."
And is that the end of it?
>"Nothing much really happened, the princesses took you to confinement and the rest of us just went back to our places and rested for your trial."
Ok, that's its for now Fluttershy.
>"R-really? Isn't there anything else?"
Nope, you're done. I just wanna ask the princesses something now.
>"What would you like to know Anon? Everything in her testimony was in place."
Exactly! It was.
>"Anon I am confused about this. Why does her testimony being correct have to do with anything? Did you just bring her in here to tell the court everything that we already know?"
Actually yes I did. But it was all to prove something. Just take a moment and think about when she was last giving testimony.
>"Yea, you accused her of not giving it correctly and also accused her of lying as well."
But the evidence and the testimony match up perfectly am I right?
>"Yes you are. Just say already what you want us to see Anon."
I want you guys to make her valid again and relevant to this case.
>"What? Is that why she's here? You want her testimony to be sufficient again?"
Yes, if you think back to when she was accused of lying. Was it really lying?
>"You concocted the whole thing against her and now you just suddenly wanna take it back?"
Just hear me out Luna, if you think about it, she wasn't really lying.
>"About what?"
Well she stated Pinkie Pie was with her and going to Sweet Apple Arces the first time she was visiting there when we know that she came around with her during the second trip.
>"But what about when she lied about Discord?"
At the time, that was not relevant to the case. Those were only suspicions that he did all of this. He's here now because we either can confirm he did or to prove his innocence.

>"I guess you are right in that aspect, but why should we bring her back into this case?"
Because if the conversation with Discord wasn't relevant then that would mean that she only lied about Pinkie Pie traveling with her. Which in my eyes doesn't seem sufficient enough to take her out of the case and make her not relevant.
>"I don't know if I'm convinced as of yet Anon."
What I'm saying is the truth. Not only that, but the evidence proves my point as well.
>"Hmmmmm...."
Please Princess Celestia! If the conversation wasn't relevant then she only lied about Pinkie. And even that is enough to take her out of the case. The evidence and the testimony's match up as well as far as evidence goes!
>"................"
>"No! You can't be serious Celestia! You took her out of the case for reasons!"
Well Discord, those reasons may not be good enough to invalidate her!
>He might be catching onto what's happening
>Shut him down before he could even try to change her mind
>"If she isn't relevant, there is no reason to make her relevant."
If there is no reason, why not make her relevant?
>"Gugh!"
>It seems as if he does know, he just doesn't want to say it
>Knowing if he says why, he'll be the prime suspect again
>Now it's all up to Princess Celestia to make this decision on her own
>"I........I....."
>Cmon Princess Celestia! Please make the right decision!
>"I.......I am deciding to make Fluttershy relevant again to this case once more based on the matching testimony's and evidence presented."
>FUCKING YES!
>"No! You can't be serious! Nooooo!"
Sorry Discord but its true. And now that's been reassured, it brings me to you! With that being said and done, you are now relevant to this case once more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1emKlA_cCk

>"Huh? How is that possible Anon?"
It's simple, if Fluttershy wasn't relevant to the case before then that means anything she said or did wasn't valid in court and cannot be used. But now that she is back in it, that would also mean her testimony and any evidence she has to offer is also valid. That includes the conversation with Discord!
>"Oh!"
And remembering back before to what Discord said, he mentioned that the evidence I was using was either bias because it was coming from me or it wasn't valid because we couldn't Fluttershy's testimony. But now that has been changed, we can use valid and non-bias information to convict him once more!
>He starts to fidget around and sweat a bit
>He's cracking under the pressure
If the conversation is now relevant, then that means you are again under suspicion and can be fully investigated. But I don't think that will even be necessary.
>"Why not?"
Because Luna, Discord doesn't have an alibi and has more than enough evidence in the past to convict him! Even some evidence I stated before is still sufficient!
>"Really, how would that be possible Anon? You are biased source of information!"
Discord, you should know what evidence is possible to use against you. But there is only one big piece evidence that matter's in this case. And that is this letter!
>"Is that the letter sent to Celestia?"
Yes it is, and you should know very well why this can be used. It's for the 'hail Tirek' part of the note.
>"N-no! Stop!"
I don't think we'll have to go over it again considering we already know what this means. Face it Discord, the evidence and your subconscious has finally ratted you out!
>He seems to be steaming with anger, his eyes almost seem to be shooting daggers at you
>But yours shoot back as you look back straight at him with another fierce stare
>There is no reason to be scared Anon, he's in the hot seat and there is no way out and he knows it

>Everything seemed like it was going your way
>You could've almost changed everything in this trial to pin it on anypony
>But that's where you should've noticed something was gonna go terribly wrong
>This entire court case was going completely your way for the most part and it seemed fairly easy
>You were so caught up in the moment that you weren't prepared for what happens next
>"Hehehe, ok you caught me Anon."
Don't even pretend that you're innocent! You're guilty-Wait what? You're admitting it?
>"Yes, yes you caught me. That's it, I can't run away forever right?"
Y-yea, I'm just surprised you're not denying it anymore....
>Why would he just admit it just like that?
>He's definitely up to something, but what?
>"But Anon, there is only one thing to ask now."
Huh? What is left? We've covered almost completely everything! Every piece of evidence and testimony has been exhausted to its fullest!
>"Well there is one more piece of testimony that we did not hear of."
>"Discord! You admitted your guilt! That's it, there is nothing more to this case! We must end it today and I'm not going to extend this case another 10 minutes! Stop with these sudden questions and surprises already! That goes for everyone!"
>"But Celestia, its only one question that can be answered easily and it doesn't even need a testimony. Just one witness that can confirm this claim. I'm very surprised that this question was avoided for so long and that no one even bothered to ask it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_qjs_mF51I
>What is he talking about?
>Is there something we missed?
>Knowing Discord, this might change the entire case
>But we can't extend this any further!
>So whatever this is must be something that can only be answered in a swiftly and truthfully
>This can't be good
>"The only question that needs to be answered needs to be answered by you Anon."
M-me? Why?
>"Because only you would know the answer obviously. Are you ready for it?"
G-go on and ask it already!

>"So this entire time you've been at my neck accusing me of being behind this whole thing. And in midst of all this, you never talked about yourself! Which is very surprising considering this is your case."
Just ask it Discord enough of your stalling!
>"Ok fine, I was just making a point. When you asked me about my alibi, you're correct in me not having one. I don't even have one witness that could help confirm I do have one if I were to lie about it."
>Oh shit, you finally realize where this is going
>And now you're cornered, you don't have anyone that can help you here
>There's no possible way to avoid this or twist and turn this case in your favor anymore
>This might very well be the end for you...
>"By the look on your face Anon, I would say you already know what I'm gonna ask. But I'll let everyone know what I'm talking about."
>That's it, all of this was for nothing wasn't it?
>"After talking about my alibi, what was your alibi Anon?"
>The princesses and the mane 6 faces light up in shock realizing the severity of this question
>They know just as well as you do that you gave no alibi and that there is no one that can confirm either
I........I never gave one.......
>"So care to tell what your alibi is then since you never gave it?"
>You stand there in silence, there's nothing you can do here
>Everyone was together or had someone that can confirm for each other except you
>"Well Anon, is there anything? Anything at all?"
N-no, I don't have one.....
>"But you've been accusing me this entire time of not having one and using evidence to convict me and I wasn't even relevant to this case for more than half the time. You seem to have evidence stacked against you and you don't have an alibi either. So what is the only fair thing to do in this case?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3taJl-QG6Y
>Its done, there is nothing left
>No more extensions, no more fighting, no more objecting...
>No miracle is gonna happen now

>"D-Discord...."
>"I don't wanna hear it, his position is pretty much like mine. He has just as much if not even more evidence than me stacked upon him. Not to mention you even have a much more compelling confession from him as well."
>"Anon, you really have no alibi?"
>Giving silence as another answer, you stand there think about what you've done
>You completely blew this out of proportion Anon, you fucked up big time
>"I see. I'm sorry Anon but what Discord is stating is true."
>"Yes I am stating the truth. No alibi, no evidence, no testimony can save him here. We both had enough time to pull this whole thing together so the only right thing to do is to punish us both."
>Tears start to form once again, your mind starts to race endlessly again
>Your breathing gets heavier as the conversation goes on
>"Anon, we cannot extend this trial anymore. If you do not give any valid alibi with evidence or a witness to support it, then I'm going to have to punish you as well. You are in a worse situation than Discord so if anything, getting the same punishment as him is giving you a lighter sentence."
I have failed you all, I'm sorry but I do not have one.
>"It's a shame isn't it Anon. Welcome back to reality."
>Reluctantly, Celestia begins to speak
>"By the evidence provided and the testimony's told. I cannot acquit you from this crime Anon."
>Say goodbye to your life Anon, this may very well be the last time you get to see your friends again
>Who would've thought a harmless prank would end up like this
>"I hereby declare both Discord and Anon guilty on all charges. Your sentence shall be life in imprisonment with no chance of parole."
>Even Celestia chokes up a bit herself
>The other girls just it there with tears running down there cheeks but don't say anything
>Maybe the thought they you were actually innocent and thought everything you said was the truth
>Or maybe they just feel really bad to see what their 'friend' has become
>"Court is finally adjourned."

>Being taken away, you don't fight it
>They grab you and drag you away with ease
>What is there to do at this point?
>Resisting would just make this harder than it needs to be
>You are dragged constantly all the while you think about your future
>Time passes and suddenly you are back at the castle
>What? What re you doing here?
>The guards take you inside and bring you up flights of stairs
>Your depression turns into confusion as you walk all the way up
>Finally after walking for what seems to be an eternity, you finally reach the top
>The doors open and you see Celestia and Lune standing there
What am I doing here? Am I here to be scolded at before I take my leave?
>"Listen Anon, there is no need to be this way."
>"Yes indeed, in fact you'll be happy to hear these news."
Am I not gonna be punished?
>"Sorry to say but you will."
>Well then what fuck, it doesn't change anything at all
>"Even though you are going to be punished, I have regretfully forgot one thing before giving my verdict. So I am finally giving a chance to hear them out like I said I was before."
Wait? What? Hear who out?
>"All of us sugarcube!"
>Turning around, you can see all of your friends standing in the doorway smiling with tears in their eyes
Why are you guys here? Can someone please explain what's going on?
>"I think you could figure it out all by yourself Anon. Just think about what was said back when you were first caught. Specifically Celestia."
>What are they on about?
>Something Celestia said......
>What did she say?
>Cmon Anon, don't fuck it up now
Was it, 'All of you may rest now'!
>They were all happy and now they just give you a what the fuck face
>"A-Anon, please tell me you're kidding."
Ummmmm no?
>"Wow Anon, you really are dumb."
>"Rainbow! Stop it!"
>"What? He's the one that screwed up the answer!"
>"Cmon Anon, just think about what she said. It's the reason why there'll all here."
>'All of you may rest now, Anon will be dealt with me and Luna.....'
>OH SHIT

Y-you mean there's a chance!
>"Well sadly no, but your sentence can be greatly shortened."
>"Yes, we were going to give you life but Twilight stopped me before we left and reminded me of my words."
>Looking over at Twilight, you smile like an idiot
>After everything you did to her, you know she had every right to let you rot in prison
>But she's trying to save you despite all that's happened
So now they get their say here?
>"Yes Anon, please girls. It's time for you to decide Anon's fate."
>They all look at each other and whisper to one another
>They all seems to be on the same page except for Twilight and Rarity
>What the fuck?
>Why should this even be up for debate? They just need to save you now!
>What seems to be a struggle, it finally dies down and they look towards the princesses
>"So what do you all say?"
>"We have all came to a decision, we think it is best to put Anon in solitary confinement for a week. To add onto the punishment, he must serve community service for a whole year. Which includes but not limited to, working on Sweet Apple Arces, Rarity's boutique, sugarcube corner, and more."
Really? All of that?
>"Do you wish for something else Anon?"
>She didn't seem too nice when she asked that
Uh, no-no no! Its fine, I'm all ok with that!
>Twilight lets out an annoyed sigh before turning to Celestia again
>You're getting a fucking blessing Anon, don't argue with what you get
>"What happens to you after you leave solitary confinement will be determined while you are serving that time. You will be told exactly what you are to do once you are done serving."
T-thank you!
>"Remember Anon, the only reason you are getting a sentence such as this one is because of them."
>Pointing towards the girls, you can't help but tear up again
>To think after all you did and they still saved you!
>You didn't deserve that but you got it anyway
>Plus solitary confinement is suppose to be more harsher but looking at the circumstances, it seems much better than jail

>Being alone for a week sure beats sharing a jail cell for life with an angry Discord and other inmates that could crush you like an ant to a boot
I can't thank any of you enough! I'm sorry to all of you! I'm so sorry!
>"Anon, it may take some time to help rebuild our friendships back to the way it was but on the other hand, we still care about you. We couldn't let this stand even after what you did us."
>"I'm sorry to break this up entirely but you must serve immediately Anon."
>Looking towards Celestia, you nod
>The guards take you again once more and begin to drag you out of the room
>Looking back, they all smile and wave at you trying to say their final words to you for now
>You may not be able to hear them but you are sure they are short and sweet
>Time progresses as usual and you're at the jail house again
>You can see your place all the way down the hallway
>As you are being dragged, you see the ponies from the other night looking at you with pleasure
>But when you walk past them, their faces turn from happiness to confusion
>"Hey! Isn't he suppose to be here with us? What gives?"
I'm gonna be held in solitary confinement instead!
>You progressively get farther away from them so soon you start to yell over to them
>"Solitary confinement can't save you forever kid depending on what you got. How long are you there for?"
>Now is a better time than ever to enjoy something you can do before its a week of complete isolation
Its only a week you sad sack of shit!
>Breaking one arm free from one of the guards, you flip him off and get thrown in the room
>The door is closed and locked as you sit on the floor
>You can hear the yelling and screaming towards you through the door
>Luckily its all muffled and he can't get to you
>Although this sucks having to be here for a week, just remember that this is nothing compared to what could be happening to you in that jail cell
>You were usually alone most of the time anyway so this week is nothing you

Fast forwarding into a week here
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>Before you know it, your time is up
>It almost seems like it was yesterday that you were just thrown in here
>The guards stand on each side of you as you walk out and down to the door
>You pass the other jail ponies which look at you with anger in their eyes
>"You're a coward and nothing more!"
>Not even saying anything, you just give them the jerking off motion and continue walking
>He shakes the door furiously and yells at you
>But you just walk out the door without a care in the world about him
>Seeing you friends again is one of the best feelings you've ever had
>It may have only been a week but it was still pretty grueling in there
>Going in for a group hug, they all surround you and enjoy your embrace
>"It's great to have you back Anon! But just remember the agreement we had. We already have it made out for you on what you'll be doing for the next year."
>Giving you a scroll, you just take it and put it in your pocket for now
>After a good couple hours of getting adjusted with you new life again, you're finally able to go home once more
>Got some regular clothes on and all your things you need for your home
>Giving each other one more goodbye, you go your separate way from them
>Seeing all the colorful scenery and nice clean areas warm your heart a bit
>You've reached home and without hesitating you head inside and head straight to your room
>Finding it, you plan to sleep for the rest of your day
>You need to wake up early to serve your first order of community service
>Although this whole ordeal was blown out of control, you gotta say it was one of the most surreal experiences you've ever had
>And now you must continue it with your work
>But now its finally over
>You begin to slowly drift off to sleep in your comfortable bed
>You can now rest easy once more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrEGp_zGMio

FIN