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  1. [ 07:51:41 ] [ ~zoofman ] So as Thomas is flailing around on the spit uselessly he barks over at Shawyun. "Just what is this about you bumblefuck?"
  2. [ 07:51:44 ]  · · Nick : castfromhp : [ Rosetta ]
  3. [ 07:51:49 ]  · · Nick : Botherer : [ Saryx ]
  4. [ 07:52:00 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun laughs all haughy. "You know what I want."
  5. [ 07:52:27 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "No, really. I don't, douchnugget. So how about you get off your ass, bust these other nuggets up and tell me?"
  6. [ 07:53:09 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun: "C'mon, you know under any other condition I couldn't get you to do this."
  7. [ 07:53:38 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "Fuck it's starting to get a little crispy - dude stop fucking around!"
  8. [ 07:54:14 ]  · · Nick : Domovoi : [ Genevieve ]
  9. [ 07:54:57 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun: "Alright. Fine. I want my Lady Alvar tickets. Big Lil won't let me get them." He crosses his arms. "I've seen your graduation year book. I know you got her digits. Call her up and get me front row seats for FREEEEEEE." He laughs again and puts on a show for the pgymies.
  10. [ 07:55:39 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas seems flabbergasted. "You...You're trying to get me cooked alive for CONCERT TICKETS?! AND SCREW THAT CRAP I AIN'T CALLIN' HER."
  11. [ 07:55:48 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun: "THE FIRES COMPELLL YOU THOMASSS!!!"
  12. [ 07:56:58 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE, I AM GOING TO MARCH STRAIGHT TO YOUR ROOM AND TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR PILLOW."
  13. [ 07:57:12 ] [ ~zoofman ] "THE STUFFED ANIMAL ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A PONYTA."
  14. [ 07:57:26 ]  · · Nick : Kain : [ Chase ]
  15. [ 07:57:33 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyum gasps. "You...you wouldn't do that to Fluffles."
  16. [ 07:58:05 ] [ ~zoofman ] This banter and exchange of threats continues as you guys plan and sneak around in the bushes, Ben just seems embarrased
  17. [ 08:00:21 ] [ Chase ] “Arright, this is downright ridiculous. We’re getting him down.”
  18. [ 08:00:21 ] ! Rosetta gives Ben the most pitying look ever. "...Your poor soul. Which god did YOU piss off?"
  19. [ 08:01:22 ] [ Saryx ] Saryx patpats Ben's shoulder before resting his hand upon it a moment. "I'm real sorry, Ben. ... Is this how the two of them normally are?" This probably does little to comfort Ben or make him any less embarassed, but damnit Saryx was compelled to at least try.
  20. [ 08:02:09 ] [ Chase ] “I’m just going to go in and try to sleep the pokemon around’im and get him down. If y’all got a better plan better say it now.”
  21. [ 08:02:10 ] [ Rosetta ] "Someone's gotta put out that fire 'fore we can get him down. Uh, water pokemon."
  22. [ 08:02:50 ] [ Genevieve ] "That's on you guys, then."
  23. [ 08:02:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben just shakes his head. "Look. I'll handle King Stumpy over there and give him what's what, you guys try to get Thomas down. I imagine one of the hexxers has his pokeballs. They don't tend to let the grunts handle that sorta thing."
  24. [ 08:03:01 ] [ Rosetta ] "Yeah, I'll see if Minuetta can fish around in his pockets for pokeballs or somethin. If he's managed to hide any, he can still give 'em orders since he's not gagged, right?"
  25. [ 08:03:06 ] [ Rosetta ] "Oh damn."
  26. [ 08:03:23 ] [ Rosetta ] "Yeah, I'll try sneaking around the other side to where they are then."
  27. [ 08:03:34 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben sneaks around the back as well, looks like he's planning to make quite the entrance.
  28. [ 08:04:35 ] [ Rosetta ] "Then I guess I'm takin' Minuetta with me up there. Someone else got a good plan for gettin' Thomas down after the fire's out? Sleep is a good idea, but that won't cut ropes."
  29. [ 08:05:15 ] [ Genevieve ] "I'll handle it."
  30. [ 08:05:24 ] [ Genevieve ] "Just put it out and I'll get him down."
  31. [ 08:06:18 ] [ Rosetta ] "My fish is back at a pokecenter. Uh, Saryx can your slowpoke handle that?"
  32. [ 08:07:01 ] [ Rosetta ] Rosetta - speed 17, Minuetta - speed 3
  33. [ 08:07:08 ] [ Saryx ] "I can get Fjor to put the fire out real quick so we don't drop him into the water, but I think we're gonna need to clear the way some so we don't get bowled over trying..."
  34. [ 08:07:42 ] [ Saryx ] Saryx 12, Fjor 14, Surt 3
  35. [ 08:07:49 ] [ Genevieve ] Gen 6, Dessoir 5
  36. [ 08:08:05 ] [ Rosetta ] "If someone could help me with the hexers 'round back too, that'd be just shiny."
  37. [ 08:08:33 ] [ Rosetta ] Trilloby speed 12 out as well, since we can have multiple mans at once
  38. [ 08:09:16 ] [ Chase ] Chase 10, Sibelius 12.
  39. [ 08:09:49 ] ! Chase lets out his Abra, hoping that the presence of a psychic type can be a good enough bluff to keep these kickchickens away.
  40. [ 08:13:06 ] [ ~zoofman ] alright!
  41. [ 08:13:20 ] [ ~zoofman ] as you guys get into position, Ben gets on his Fearow and charges out of the brush at Shawyun.
  42. [ 08:13:25 ] [ ~zoofman ] "SHAWYUN YOU IDIIIIOOOOOOOOOT!"
  43. [ 08:14:04 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun hops from his stump and backs up a bit, he tosses down a Pokeball. "AHA! MY NEMESIS! BEN THE GOD AND FUN SLAYER!"
  44. [ 08:14:12 ] [ ~zoofman ] Out pops a...very happy looking Rapidash.
  45. [ 08:14:53 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Pgymies temporarily seem to panic at this outburst, initiative to Rosetta!
  46. [ 08:15:43 ] ! Rosetta dashes forward, then flicks the blade out of her boot. Runes flash down to it from her tattoo, and she kicks out at the pygmies and a bird with a blade of lightning.
  47. [ 08:15:52 ] [ Chase ] “Y’know, there’s having your fun, and then there’s pulling shit like this.” he mutters, getting his guitar ready.
  48. [ 08:15:57 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 hidden power elec on the 4x2 group in front of Rose
  49. [ 08:16:12 ]  · · Joins : DiceMaid-9001 [ DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74 ]
  50. [ 08:16:17 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 like this
  51. [ 08:16:17 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, like this: 13 [1d20=13]
  52. [ 08:16:25 ] [ ~zoofman ] Hits both!
  53. [ 08:16:41 ] [ Rosetta ] (three, right? two hexers and a bird)
  54. [ 08:16:50 ] [ ~zoofman ] correctomundo
  55. [ 08:17:06 ] [ Rosetta ] 3d8+10+9
  56. [ 08:17:07 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, 3d8+10+9: 32 [3d8=8,3,2]
  57. [ 08:17:59 ] [ Rosetta ] "Hey, hey, distraction distraction!" Rosetta calls out as she slices through them, trying to get their attention off Thomas.
  58. [ 08:18:31 ] [ ~zoofman ] Both the Hexxers you hit turn to you after getting jolted and start to blabber as they pull out little voodoo dolls!
  59. [ 08:18:47 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 hypnosis from one!
  60. [ 08:18:49 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, hypnosis from one!: 13 [1d20=13]
  61. [ 08:18:56 ] [ Rosetta ] Zzzz
  62. [ 08:19:21 ] [ ~zoofman ] The other seems to flicker black as something relapses at you! Cursed Body! HP: Electric disabeled!
  63. [ 08:19:42 ] [ Rosetta ] (only works on melee moves)
  64. [ 08:19:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] (it does? zut. nm then.)
  65. [ 08:20:16 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 will-o-wisp on Rosetta as well!
  66. [ 08:20:16 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, will-o-wisp on Rosetta as well!: 2 [1d20=2]
  67. [ 08:20:23 ] [ ~zoofman ] The second hexxer has no luck with that!
  68. [ 08:21:02 ] [ ~zoofman ] The rest of the pygmies begin to scramble and looking around the woods to see if they see any other intruders!
  69. [ 08:21:08 ] [ ~zoofman ] Roll Stealth everyone!
  70. [ 08:21:21 ] [ Saryx ] ... Whelp.
  71. [ 08:21:35 ] [ Genevieve ] 2d6 Gen Stealth
  72. [ 08:21:36 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, Gen Stealth: 10 [2d6=4,6]
  73. [ 08:21:47 ] [ Genevieve ] (Dessoir has Stealth as a capability, too)
  74. [ 08:22:05 ] [ ~zoofman ] #2d6-2 Genevieve, Saryx, Chase
  75. [ 08:22:06 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, Genevieve, Saryx, Chase: 5 [2d6=5,2]
  76. [ 08:22:12 ] [ ~zoofman ] 2#2d6-2 Saryx, Chase
  77. [ 08:22:12 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, Saryx, Chase: 5 [2d6=1,6], 6 [2d6=2,6]
  78. [ 08:22:16 ] [ Chase ] 1d6-1 what the fuck is Stealth
  79. [ 08:22:16 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, what the fuck is Stealth: 0 [1d6=1]
  80. [ 08:22:28 ] [ Rosetta ] ROCK STAR NEEDS NO STEALTH
  81. [ 08:22:37 ] [ Saryx ] Take a LMHYWT if you want Chase.
  82. [ 08:22:46 ] [ Rosetta ] (that would take up your action wouldnt it?)
  83. [ 08:22:53 ] [ ~zoofman ] (It wouldn't help, lol.)
  84. [ 08:22:57 ] [ Saryx ] ... Actually... Oh God nevermind point.
  85. [ 08:23:07 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Pygmie spots Chase! It pulls out a dart gun and shoots at him!
  86. [ 08:23:19 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 poison sting!
  87. [ 08:23:20 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, poison sting!: 1 [1d20=1]
  88. [ 08:23:30 ] [ ~zoofman ] The hiding spot does some good, at least, it seems!
  89. [ 08:23:35 ] [ Saryx ] 1d6 Yeah that's not helping the poor bastard any ;_;
  90. [ 08:23:36 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, Yeah that's not helping the poor bastard any: 6 [1d6=6]
  91. [ 08:23:49 ] [ ~zoofman ] Saryx is also spotted! Another Poison Sting!
  92. [ 08:23:50 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20
  93. [ 08:23:51 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  94. [ 08:23:59 ] [ ~zoofman ] (...Does that hit? hahaha)
  95. [ 08:24:11 ] [ Saryx ] In Rough Terrain? I don't think so.
  96. [ 08:24:21 ] ! Chase watches the dart go by and bites his lip.
  97. [ 08:24:41 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Pygmies continue to holler out the locations of Chase and Saryx, but the initiatve is on Fjord!
  98. [ 08:25:29 ] [ Saryx ] Yeah, -2 to hit when in Rough Terrain. "... Maaan, that was real close, Chase!" Fjor shoots out a stream of water in Thomas' direction with the Fountain Capability, then proceeds to book it outta there!
  99. [ 08:25:51 ] [ Saryx ] ... Wait, a pygmy's in front of him. Moving sideways to get the shot in, then.
  100. [ 08:26:13 ] [ Saryx ] Probably soaking Thomas a good bit as well as the fire.
  101. [ 08:26:17 ] [ ~zoofman ] The fire POOFS out. "THANK BONDYE! NOW GET ME DOWN GOD DAMN IT!"
  102. [ 08:27:25 ] [ ~zoofman ] All the Combuskins begin to converge on the south side of the area!
  103. [ 08:28:22 ] [ ~zoofman ] Except for two near the fire, who begin to undo the water damage Fjord caused!
  104. [ 08:28:33 ] [ ~zoofman ] "What. NONONONO AAAA" POOF! Flames are back up after a bit.
  105. [ 08:29:08 ] [ ~zoofman ] One Combuskin gets up in your gripp and lets off a dance of feathers!
  106. [ 08:29:15 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 featherdance on Fjord, Chase, Saryx!
  107. [ 08:29:15 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, featherdance on Fjord, Chase, Saryx!: 13 [1d20=13]
  108. [ 08:29:46 ] [ Chase ] “Gah!”
  109. [ 08:29:52 ] [ ~zoofman ] And then Initative goes to Saryx!
  110. [ 08:30:00 ] [ ~zoofman ] God it must be nice to be Genevieve hiding all unseen.
  111. [ 08:30:18 ] [ Genevieve ] "Sight unseen, bitches!"
  112. [ 08:30:49 ] [ Saryx ] "... Umm, Chase?" Saryx sounds nervous as all hell. "... I got the feeling this wasn't the best idea we--"His thought is interrupted midsentence by a mess of feathers in his face. He starts shaking 'em off as best as he can, but they're all covering him. "Ech! Move over a bit, Chase!"
  113. [ 08:31:03 ] [ Rosetta ] I'm commanding Trilloby this turn instead of Minuetta - acts at 12. The Natu chirps a few crisp sounding mystical tones. Lucky Chant! Uses Left: 3
  114. [ 08:31:13 ] ! Chase lets the dude through if he’s moving!
  115. [ 08:31:15 ] [ Saryx ] He maneuvers just a bit around the dude and proceeds to bop the Combusken in the face with his open palm.
  116. [ 08:31:22 ] [ Saryx ] 1d20 Force Palm >:|
  117. [ 08:31:23 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, Force Palm >:|: 12 [1d20=12]
  118. [ 08:31:24 ] [ Rosetta ] (if any of you get crit, you can take a use of lucky chant and treat it as a normal hit instead)
  119. [ 08:31:48 ] [ Saryx ] 2d8+15 ... Shit I shoulda just Confusion'd instead
  120. [ 08:31:48 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, ... Shit I shoulda just Confusion'd instead: 23 [2d8=2,6]
  121. [ 08:32:27 ] [ ~zoofman ] It doesn't seem nearly as ruffled as it's about to make you!
  122. [ 08:32:33 ] [ ~zoofman ] Sibelius!
  123. [ 08:32:51 ] [ Saryx ] Stupid feathers, they're surprisingly good at bogging people down.
  124. [ 08:33:30 ] [ Chase ] Does there look like there’s any room for an Abra to stand on the spit? Or maybe on top of Thomas without flipping over?
  125. [ 08:33:33 ]  · · Parts : DiceMaid-9001 [ DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74 ] : [ Left all channels ]
  126. [ 08:33:49 ]  · · Joins : DiceMaid-9001 [ DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74 ]
  127. [ 08:34:17 ]  · · Parts : DiceMaid-9001 [ DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74 ]
  128. [ 08:34:46 ] [ ~zoofman ] Yes, he could
  129. [ 08:35:38 ] [ Chase ] “Sibelius, teleport up there and get ready to untie that dude when the fire’s out again.”
  130. [ 08:35:58 ] [ ~zoofman ] He plays a little tune on his banjo and POOF
  131. [ 08:36:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] Trilloby!
  132. [ 08:37:02 ] [ Genevieve ] (used Lucky Chant)
  133. [ 08:37:04 ] [ Rosetta ] Used lucky chant
  134. [ 08:37:09 ] [ ~zoofman ] Chase then!
  135. [ 08:38:31 ] ! Chase pushes his way past the brush and mudkip, ignoring the hostile pokemon around him, as he approaches the fire. “Don’t worry, man! We’ll get ya down! Let’s make these guys nap though so they can’t start the fire again...”
  136. [ 08:38:53 ] ! Chase plays a rock arrangement of the Jigglypuff song!
  137. [ 08:38:58 ] [ Chase ] 1d20 Sing Blast 2
  138. [ 08:39:02 ] [ Chase ] er
  139. [ 08:39:07 ] [ Genevieve ] (PC PC!)
  140. [ 08:39:14 ]  · · Joins : DiceMaid-9001 [ DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74 ]
  141. [ 08:39:19 ] [ Genevieve ] (oh right)
  142. [ 08:39:25 ] [ ~zoofman ] (oh oops)
  143. [ 08:39:29 ] [ Chase ] I count 5 in a blast 2
  144. [ 08:39:29 ] [ Rosetta ] (can I even PC while asleep?)
  145. [ 08:39:38 ] [ Chase ] 5#1d20
  146. [ 08:39:39 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, 5#1d20: 19 [1d20=19], 12 [1d20=12], 10 [1d20=10], 18 [1d20=18], 12 [1d20=12]
  147. [ 08:40:17 ] [ Chase ] “Bedtime, bitches!”
  148. [ 08:40:21 ] [ Chase ] Bardic Flair!
  149. [ 08:40:23 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Pgymies and Combuskins all
  150. [ 08:40:25 ] [ ~zoofman ] just flop over
  151. [ 08:40:28 ] [ ~zoofman ] SNOOZE
  152. [ 08:41:04 ] [ Genevieve ] "Nice, I'll try to wake up Action Girl. I'd been wanting to run some more tests on these, but..."
  153. [ 08:41:21 ] ! Genevieve slips a glass vial out of her shirt and tosses it at the closest Combusken
  154. [ 08:41:27 ] [ Genevieve ] 1d20 Volatile Vial
  155. [ 08:41:28 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, Volatile Vial: 2 [1d20=2]
  156. [ 08:41:30 ] [ Chase ] Me, Sibelius, and Fjor get +4 to damage rolls or +1 to accuracy rolls until the end of my turn, one of.
  157. [ 08:41:43 ] [ ~zoofman ] It sorta just
  158. [ 08:41:48 ] [ ~zoofman ] hits him and falls to the ground...
  159. [ 08:41:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] He seems rather confused.
  160. [ 08:42:13 ] [ Genevieve ] "I told you it needs more testing!"
  161. [ 08:42:42 ] [ Genevieve ] She rushes out of her first hiding spot to find another closer to Rosetta.
  162. [ 08:42:53 ] [ ~zoofman ] Dessoir's up then!
  163. [ 08:43:22 ] [ Genevieve ] "Serpentine and follow me!"
  164. [ 08:43:39 ] [ Genevieve ] Dessoir pokes his head out of the brush and immediately changes direction
  165. [ 08:43:47 ] [ Genevieve ] 1d20 Scratch Combusken
  166. [ 08:43:47 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, Scratch Combusken: 12 [1d20=12]
  167. [ 08:43:52 ] [ Genevieve ] 1d20 Scratch Pygmy
  168. [ 08:43:53 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, Scratch Pygmy: 9 [1d20=9]
  169. [ 08:44:22 ] [ ~zoofman ] hits both!
  170. [ 08:44:26 ] [ Genevieve ] 2#1d8+18
  171. [ 08:44:27 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, 2#1d8+18: 25 [1d8=7], 21 [1d8=3]
  172. [ 08:44:46 ] [ Genevieve ] (can you use up unused shift spaces after a Pass?)
  173. [ 08:45:03 ] [ ~zoofman ] (yup)
  174. [ 08:45:23 ] [ Genevieve ] After his amazing ninja maneuver, Dessoir scurries back into the brush, too
  175. [ 08:45:26 ] [ Rosetta ] Minuetta is skipped due to commanding Trilloby.
  176. [ 08:45:43 ] [ Saryx ] As is Surt for Fjor's action.
  177. [ 08:45:45 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 sleep?
  178. [ 08:45:46 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, sleep?: 18 [1d20=18]
  179. [ 08:45:55 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben and Shawyun continue to have a mounted brawl over on the side as the scene focuses back to Rosetta!
  180. [ 08:46:12 ] [ ~zoofman ] And she manages to wake up at the sound of "SHIT COCKS" from Shawyun
  181. [ 08:46:36 ] ! Rosetta rolls around in the grass, then groggily gets up. "Hey, what? Oh, shit." She quickly recomposes herself and aims a telekinetic kick at the top hexer, then drops Maestoso's pokeball on the field.
  182. [ 08:46:39 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 confusion
  183. [ 08:46:40 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, confusion: 1 [1d20=1]
  184. [ 08:46:57 ] [ Rosetta ] The telekinetic blow whiffs! (not gonna bother PC on a weak attack)
  185. [ 08:47:13 ] [ ~zoofman ] (speed on birdy?)
  186. [ 08:47:16 ] [ Rosetta ] Maestoso is speed 12!
  187. [ 08:48:05 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Hexxer that put you to sleep last turn, this time puffs out a WIll-o-Wisp like a ball of fire from his mouth!
  188. [ 08:48:07 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20
  189. [ 08:48:07 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  190. [ 08:48:40 ] [ ~zoofman ] That doesn't quite work, however. The other one tries a Hypnosis on the newly entered Bird!
  191. [ 08:48:42 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20
  192. [ 08:48:43 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  193. [ 08:48:51 ] [ ~zoofman ] And Maestoso is asleep!
  194. [ 08:48:52 ] ! Rosetta drops to the ground in a roll, dodging the flame. Bird gets hit though and zzzz.
  195. [ 08:49:10 ] [ ~zoofman ] One headhunter was asleep!
  196. [ 08:49:12 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 sleep check
  197. [ 08:49:13 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, sleep check: 15 [1d20=15]
  198. [ 08:49:18 ] [ ~zoofman ] He remains so! just barely
  199. [ 08:49:37 ] [ ~zoofman ] The other two notice Chase, and fire off poison shots at the groove dude!
  200. [ 08:49:47 ] [ ~zoofman ] 2#1d20 poison sting!
  201. [ 08:49:48 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, poison sting!: 8 [1d20=8], 10 [1d20=10]
  202. [ 08:50:21 ] [ Chase ] “Aaah, shit!”
  203. [ 08:50:22 ] [ ~zoofman ] 2#2d6+8+15 poison damage each!
  204. [ 08:50:23 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, poison damage each!: 31 [2d6=5,3], 26 [2d6=1,2]
  205. [ 08:50:44 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas groans. "God damn it you guys are morons don't leave your man out alone in the field!"
  206. [ 08:51:13 ] [ ~zoofman ] THOMAS ACTION: MOBILIZE!
  207. [ 08:51:25 ] [ ~zoofman ] Everyone within 10 meters of him may immediately shift one meter!
  208. [ 08:52:01 ] ! Chase is pretty injured from the darts. He pulls them out of his shoulder, groaning.
  209. [ 08:53:18 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Look just...get me down, get my Pokeballs from one of those masked dillholes and this'll be over! Get movin!" Efficiency Boost! You all get +2 to accuracy rolls on your next attacks
  210. [ 08:53:31 ] [ ~zoofman ] And Fjor is up!
  211. [ 08:54:12 ] ! Chase uses the opportunity to get closer to the other side of Thomas. “We gotcha. Put out that fire!”
  212. [ 08:55:09 ] ! Saryx is waaay unnerved by the way Thomas is directing his talk at the rest of us not-dying people. "I'm sorry, we're trying!" Let's make this Take 2: Forest Protection. Fjor sprays down Thomas and the fire (and Thomas) some more with the Fountain before butting into the pygmy. Not to hurt him so much as to get his attention.
  213. [ 08:55:48 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Ugh. Hate being wet, hate being burnt alive...this day sucks!"
  214. [ 08:56:01 ] [ ~zoofman ] Four! Four sleepy Combuskins!
  215. [ 08:56:03 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1#1d20
  216. [ 08:56:04 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, 1#1d20: 11 [1d20=10]
  217. [ 08:56:09 ] [ ~zoofman ] 3#1d20
  218. [ 08:56:10 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, 3#1d20: 8 [1d20=8], 10 [1d20=10], 10 [1d20=10]
  219. [ 08:56:15 ] [ ~zoofman ] And they are all still out for the count!
  220. [ 08:56:35 ] [ Genevieve ] "Saryx, untie Thomas and I'll keep Chase from dying."
  221. [ 08:56:40 ] [ Saryx ] With that, that should mean Saryx is free to get Thomas down from this stupid spit he's been tied up.
  222. [ 08:56:44 ] [ Chase ] “Better the first than the second.” he says to Thomas.
  223. [ 08:57:34 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Combuskin on the far right sees this little Mudkip ruin EVERYTHING and bolts after it!
  224. [ 08:57:44 ] [ ~zoofman ] It kicks at Fjord!
  225. [ 08:57:49 ] [ ~zoofman ] 2#1d20 double kick
  226. [ 08:57:50 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, double kick: 19 [1d20=19], 12 [1d20=12]
  227. [ 08:57:50 ] [ Saryx ] "I hope you don't hate falling to the ground, too," he kind of whimpers out loud, half-jokingly and half-apologetically.
  228. [ 08:58:01 ] [ Saryx ] ... I think that's a KO. Badly.
  229. [ 08:58:03 ] [ ~zoofman ] 3d6+10+15
  230. [ 08:58:04 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, 3d6+10+15: 43 [3d6=6,6,6]
  231. [ 08:58:23 ] [ Saryx ] 4 injuries ;_;
  232. [ 08:58:36 ] [ Chase ] “Arright, Sibelius, help Saryx untie him!”
  233. [ 08:58:38 ] [ ~zoofman ] Poor Fjord gets absolutely pulvarized by the bird :<
  234. [ 08:58:56 ] [ ~zoofman ] The other bird sees Genevieve, and bolts at her with kicks of his own!
  235. [ 08:59:03 ] [ ~zoofman ] 2#1d20 double kick!
  236. [ 08:59:03 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, double kick!: 15 [1d20=15], 19 [1d20=19]
  237. [ 08:59:04 ] [ Rosetta ] "Holy shit, Saryx, watch out for your Pokemon!"
  238. [ 08:59:10 ] [ ~zoofman ] 3d6+10+15 to Genevieve!
  239. [ 08:59:10 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, to Genevieve!: 36 [3d6=1,6,4]
  240. [ 08:59:25 ] [ ~zoofman ] Saryx is up!
  241. [ 08:59:47 ] [ Saryx ] Untying the angry kid.
  242. [ 09:00:29 ] [ Saryx ] And pausing to cringe at how badly his 'kip just got his face beat in. Poor Mudkip. Its last words before being pummeled were "Muuuud!" :D ... Which was probably Pokemon for "Play?"
  243. [ 09:01:15 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas flops down onto the bundle of wet wood and slowly stands. "Damn son you gotta get that thing to take a hit or two!"
  244. [ 09:01:23 ] [ ~zoofman ] Sibelius!
  245. [ 09:02:12 ] [ Chase ] After helping untie Thomas, the Abra hops down into the wet wood, and goes to punch the blaziken-dressed Pygmy that shot Chase!
  246. [ 09:02:23 ] [ Chase ] 1d20 Fire Punch
  247. [ 09:02:23 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, Fire Punch: 7 [1d20=7]
  248. [ 09:02:39 ] [ ~zoofman ] hits!
  249. [ 09:02:51 ] [ Chase ] 3d6+8+7+4
  250. [ 09:02:51 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, 3d6+8+7+4: 26 [3d6=2,4,1]
  251. [ 09:03:11 ] [ ~zoofman ] He seems rather surprised to be hit by a FIRE PUNCH from an Abra and hollers about some!
  252. [ 09:03:18 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 "Hey Maestoso! WAKE UP WAKE UP!"
  253. [ 09:03:18 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, "Hey Maestoso! WAKE UP WAKE UP!": 11 [1d20=11]
  254. [ 09:03:29 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Coo...cooozzzz"
  255. [ 09:03:46 ] ! Chase tries to figure out which one of these nimrods has Thomas’s pokeballs
  256. [ 09:04:04 ] ! Rosetta sighs and looks back to the battle, readying her next move.
  257. [ 09:04:05 ] [ ~zoofman ] Hrrrm
  258. [ 09:04:08 ] [ ~zoofman ] Roll me Focus, Chase
  259. [ 09:04:20 ] [ Chase ] 3d6+2
  260. [ 09:04:20 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, 3d6+2: 12 [3d6=2,5,3]
  261. [ 09:06:20 ] [ Chase ] “...Huh, that’s where they are. That’s one strong aura I’m feeling...”
  262. [ 09:06:42 ] [ Genevieve ] "Which one?"
  263. [ 09:06:43 ] [ ~zoofman ] Genevieve is up!
  264. [ 09:06:48 ] [ Chase ] “The one Sibelius is after!”
  265. [ 09:07:24 ] [ Rosetta ] "I'll be on it as soon as I get these two bozos off my back."
  266. [ 09:07:34 ] [ Genevieve ] "Of course. Things are too hot for me over here, I'm out for a sec."
  267. [ 09:07:44 ] [ Genevieve ] 1d20 Volatile Vial at lower Hexer
  268. [ 09:07:44 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, Volatile Vial at lower Hexer: 15 [1d20=15]
  269. [ 09:08:03 ] [ ~zoofman ] (Actually Chase it's the one I put a red dot on)
  270. [ 09:08:16 ] [ ~zoofman ] Hits, Genevieve!
  271. [ 09:08:18 ] [ Genevieve ] 1d6+4 for Damage Base
  272. [ 09:08:19 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, for Damage Base: 8 [1d6=4]
  273. [ 09:08:31 ] [ Chase ] ...Oh, whoops.
  274. [ 09:08:37 ] ! Chase totally said that one then.
  275. [ 09:08:45 ] [ Genevieve ] 3d6+15 Normal
  276. [ 09:08:45 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, Normal: 23 [3d6=1,6,1]
  277. [ 09:09:01 ] [ ~zoofman ] That hexxer looks about down for the count!
  278. [ 09:09:05 ] [ ~zoofman ] Dessoir!
  279. [ 09:09:09 ] ! Genevieve chucks another grenade at a hexer, then disappears into the brush.
  280. [ 09:09:10 ] [ Chase ] “The one next to the idiot with the horse!”
  281. [ 09:09:57 ] [ Genevieve ] "You heard him, Dessoir, go for !"
  282. [ 09:10:34 ] [ Genevieve ] The ghost comes barreling out of the brush and attempts another sweet Ninja Gaiden maneuver towards the hexer, through Shawyun and Rapidash
  283. [ 09:10:42 ] [ Genevieve ] 3#1d20 AC2
  284. [ 09:10:42 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, AC2: 3 [1d20=3], 5 [1d20=5], 5 [1d20=5]
  285. [ 09:10:58 ] [ ~zoofman ] This Hexxer seems fairly distracted trying to find -some way- to assist Shawyun.
  286. [ 09:11:01 ] [ ~zoofman ] That actually hits them
  287. [ 09:11:16 ] [ Genevieve ] 3#1d8+18
  288. [ 09:11:17 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, 3#1d8+18: 26 [1d8=8], 23 [1d8=5], 25 [1d8=7]
  289. [ 09:11:32 ] [ Genevieve ] (can he fade to invisible as a free?)
  290. [ 09:12:04 ] [ ~zoofman ] (Hrm doesn't say you can't, sure.)
  291. [ 09:12:21 ] [ Genevieve ] After another crazy run, Dessoir vanishes into thin air!
  292. [ 09:12:47 ] [ ~zoofman ] One of the Pgymies gives a shrill cry as it plops over, bleeding out from the scratch wounds and the explosive!
  293. [ 09:12:55 ] [ ~zoofman ] Rosetta!
  294. [ 09:13:30 ] ! Rosetta hops past the fallen hexer near her and gives another kick sweeping out over Shawyun, the pony and the marked hexer! (3x3)
  295. [ 09:13:37 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 hidden power elec
  296. [ 09:13:37 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, hidden power elec: 3 [1d20=3]
  297. [ 09:13:42 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 PC it
  298. [ 09:13:42 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, PC it: 3 [1d20=3]
  299. [ 09:14:12 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 fuck you dicemaid let's try again
  300. [ 09:14:12 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, fuck you dicemaid let's try again: 16 [1d20=16]
  301. [ 09:14:21 ] [ Rosetta ] 3d8+19
  302. [ 09:14:22 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, 3d8+19: 30 [3d8=5,3,3]
  303. [ 09:14:53 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun tumbles off his horse as it's KO'd! "NOOOOO EMBER HOOOOVEESS!!!"
  304. [ 09:15:01 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Hexxer looks pretty roughed up as well
  305. [ 09:15:51 ] [ Rosetta ] "You are. So dumb." Rosetta swivels back to a fighting stance, the lightning blade shrinking back to her boot.
  306. [ 09:16:31 ] [ ~zoofman ] He slowly stands and looks over Rosetta. "Hrm. Not bad. Not bad at all..."
  307. [ 09:16:51 ] [ ~zoofman ] The two Hexxers D: at Rosetta felling the Pony, and shoot Fireballs at her. Ember!
  308. [ 09:16:58 ] [ ~zoofman ] 2#1d20
  309. [ 09:17:00 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, 2#1d20: 7 [1d20=7], 4 [1d20=4]
  310. [ 09:17:19 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d8+5+15 for the one that hit
  311. [ 09:17:20 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, for the one that hit: 25 [1d8=5]
  312. [ 09:17:20 ] ! Rosetta is hit by the first but hops, sidestepping the second!
  313. [ 09:17:40 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 sleep check for the blowdart sleepyhead!
  314. [ 09:17:41 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, sleep check for the blowdart sleepyhead!: 6 [1d20=6]
  315. [ 09:17:45 ] [ ~zoofman ] Yeah he's still napping.
  316. [ 09:18:13 ] [ Rosetta ] "Oww! Shit that burns." Rosetta quickly pats out the flame.
  317. [ 09:18:31 ] [ ~zoofman ] The one on the left shoots a dart at Saryx!
  318. [ 09:18:35 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 poison sting!
  319. [ 09:18:36 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, poison sting!: 17 [1d20=17]
  320. [ 09:18:39 ] [ ~zoofman ] Poisons as well!
  321. [ 09:18:46 ] [ Saryx ] Oh hell no!
  322. [ 09:18:48 ] [ ~zoofman ] 3d6+10+15
  323. [ 09:18:49 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, 3d6+10+15: 39 [3d6=4,5,5]
  324. [ 09:19:10 ] [ ~zoofman ] The other one...bops Sibelius on the head with the blow dart >:T
  325. [ 09:19:12 ] [ Saryx ] He swings his spear and cuts that thing right in two! Detect!
  326. [ 09:19:18 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 struggle attack!
  327. [ 09:19:20 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, struggle attack!: 6 [1d20=6]
  328. [ 09:19:29 ] [ ~zoofman ] 2d6+8+15 normal adamage
  329. [ 09:19:30 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, normal adamage: 32 [2d6=4,5]
  330. [ 09:20:21 ] [ ~zoofman ] 4#1d20 sleeping blazikens!
  331. [ 09:20:21 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, sleeping blazikens!: 3 [1d20=3], 11 [1d20=11], 9 [1d20=9], 7 [1d20=7]
  332. [ 09:20:24 ] [ ~zoofman ] All still asleep!
  333. [ 09:20:48 ] [ Chase ] Sibelius rubs his head. That really hurt! A big welt on his head shows he’s taken massive damage.
  334. [ 09:21:00 ] [ ~zoofman ] One of the live ones goes for kicks on Saryx! Same one that totally womped Fjord! It seems...well, ballsier!
  335. [ 09:21:10 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 Crush Claw on saryx!
  336. [ 09:21:11 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, Crush Claw on saryx!: 1 [1d20=1]
  337. [ 09:21:19 ] [ ~zoofman ] Not that ballsy, it seems
  338. [ 09:21:30 ] [ ~zoofman ] The other walks up to the poor sleeping birdy
  339. [ 09:21:33 ] [ ~zoofman ] and does the same!
  340. [ 09:21:36 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 Crush Claw!
  341. [ 09:21:36 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, Crush Claw!: 17 [1d20=17]
  342. [ 09:21:44 ] [ Rosetta ] oww
  343. [ 09:21:46 ] [ ~zoofman ] 2d6+10+15 normal damage!
  344. [ 09:21:47 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, normal damage!: 29 [2d6=3,1]
  345. [ 09:22:09 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas walks up to Shawyun, and kicks him in the dick >:T
  346. [ 09:22:19 ] [ ~zoofman ] Saryx!
  347. [ 09:22:30 ] [ Rosetta ] Maestoso wakes up hurt and angry >:V
  348. [ 09:23:20 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun: "Hah! I'm wearing a cup!"
  349. [ 09:23:36 ] [ Saryx ] "Chase! Let's get ourselves some place where we aren't gonna get ourselves clobbered to pieces by half a dozen angry birds!" He uses his remaining shift action to take cover in the bushes.
  350. [ 09:23:40 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "God I -hate- you so much you're lucky those fuckers didn't get my camera fucked up!"
  351. [ 09:24:10 ] [ Chase ] “Gotta take care of something important first, Saryx...” he grits his teeth.
  352. [ 09:24:38 ] [ Genevieve ] "Focusing on getting Thomas his balls back!"
  353. [ 09:24:55 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Damn str- WAIT A MINUTE"
  354. [ 09:25:42 ] [ Saryx ] Saryx has to stop all of five seconds to more or less die laughing in the middle of the battlefield before recomposing himself and jumping into the bushes.
  355. [ 09:26:01 ] [ Chase ] If that’s all Saryx is doing then Sibelius scowls at the pygmy and returns fire by bashing him with his banjo!
  356. [ 09:26:03 ] [ Chase ] 1d20 Struggle
  357. [ 09:26:04 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, Struggle: 9 [1d20=9]
  358. [ 09:26:14 ] [ Chase ] 1d8+7
  359. [ 09:26:15 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, 1d8+7: 11 [1d8=4]
  360. [ 09:26:53 ] [ Rosetta ] Maestoso flies up over Shawyun's head, then swoops down at the hexer carrying Thomas's pokeballs with a wing attack!
  361. [ 09:26:55 ] [ ~zoofman ] It oogabooga's at him as Sibalius turns tail!
  362. [ 09:27:00 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20
  363. [ 09:27:01 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  364. [ 09:27:21 ] [ Chase ] Of course he turns tail! Nig is at 4 HP.
  365. [ 09:27:44 ] [ Saryx ] He used his Standard before with Detect. And holds the butt end of his spear towards Gen so he can actually reach her. "Pffft... Nice one, Gen!" It's the closest he can get to her at the moment for a high-five equivalent.
  366. [ 09:28:11 ] [ ~zoofman ] Chase is up as Maestoso accidently flies right into Shawyun's dumb head.
  367. [ 09:28:14 ] [ ~zoofman ] "OOF."
  368. [ 09:28:34 ] ! Chase steps around the campfire and actually wades further into this mess, focusing and launching a powerful pulse at the hexxer with Thomas’s balls!
  369. [ 09:28:36 ] [ Chase ] 1d20 Ghost Pulse
  370. [ 09:28:37 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, Ghost Pulse: 5 [1d20=5]
  371. [ 09:28:39 ] [ Rosetta ] "Why are you so stupid AND tall?"
  372. [ 09:28:56 ] [ ~zoofman ] Hits!
  373. [ 09:29:02 ] [ Chase ] 2d6+8+13
  374. [ 09:29:03 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, 2d6+8+13: 28 [2d6=4,3]
  375. [ 09:29:10 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Pgymie is down for the count!
  376. [ 09:29:21 ] [ Chase ] “There! Get’em!”
  377. [ 09:29:30 ] [ ~zoofman ] The spiritual attack leaves him completely shaken, and he collapses!
  378. [ 09:29:51 ] [ ~zoofman ] He drops six small spheres, one of which has an...odd UI sort of like a calculator on it.
  379. [ 09:30:14 ] [ ~zoofman ] Genevieve is up!
  380. [ 09:30:29 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun: "Welp. looks like the gig's up. Rats. I'll have to find a new way to get my tickets."
  381. [ 09:30:59 ] ! Genevieve calmly spritzs herself with a potion and drops Newton's pokeball into the brush next to her (speed 4)
  382. [ 09:31:38 ] [ ~zoofman ] Newton then I presume!
  383. [ 09:31:39 ] [ Genevieve ] "Dessoir, kindly hand the man his balls."
  384. [ 09:31:45 ] [ ~zoofman ] (or that.)
  385. [ 09:32:17 ] [ ~zoofman ] Dessoir scoops them up and presents them to Thomas with a laugh and a small bow. Thomas sighs and scoops them up. "Thanks at least..."
  386. [ 09:33:09 ] ! Rosetta spins around and throws a telekinetic punch at the combusken to her left, then vaults over it with a teleport to take cover in the brush.
  387. [ 09:33:11 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 confusion
  388. [ 09:33:11 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, confusion: 4 [1d20=4]
  389. [ 09:33:22 ] [ Rosetta ] D-does...does that hit?
  390. [ 09:33:28 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben wastes his TA choking Shawyun Homer Simpson style as he returns Churchill the Fearow
  391. [ 09:33:30 ] [ ~zoofman ] It does
  392. [ 09:33:41 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d8+7+9 psy damage
  393. [ 09:33:42 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, psy damage: 18 [1d8=2]
  394. [ 09:34:16 ] [ Saryx ] Hold a sec, you guys skipped Surt!
  395. [ 09:34:21 ] [ ~zoofman ] Oh, sorry!
  396. [ 09:34:23 ] [ ~zoofman ] Surt's turn
  397. [ 09:34:42 ] [ ~zoofman ] That Combuskin isn't quite down either
  398. [ 09:34:59 ] [ Saryx ] The little camel rushes outta the bushes; looks like she was waiting for this one something bad!
  399. [ 09:35:24 ] [ Saryx ] Positioning herself before the fire, she launches a cluster of mud across the smoldering embers at that one conscious Combusken!
  400. [ 09:35:28 ] [ Saryx ] 1d20 Mud Bomb!
  401. [ 09:35:29 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, Mud Bomb!: 8 [1d20=8]
  402. [ 09:35:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] Hits!
  403. [ 09:36:00 ] [ Saryx ] 3d8+22 on the awake one by Fjor!
  404. [ 09:36:01 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, on the awake one by Fjor!: 34 [3d8=1,6,5]
  405. [ 09:36:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Combuskin gets hit in the face with the glob of mud! IT seems to be struggling to breath as it falls over.
  406. [ 09:37:38 ] [ ~zoofman ] The last hexxer turns tail and starts to flee!
  407. [ 09:37:52 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20 for the sleeping headhunter
  408. [ 09:37:53 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, for the sleeping headhunter: 11 [1d20=11]
  409. [ 09:38:16 ] [ ~zoofman ] The other two pgymies also turn tail, seeing this is a lost cause (and dinner!)
  410. [ 09:38:32 ] [ ~zoofman ] 4#1d20 sleeping birds
  411. [ 09:38:33 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, sleeping birds: 11 [1d20=11], 3 [1d20=3], 6 [1d20=6], 5 [1d20=5]
  412. [ 09:38:38 ] [ ~zoofman ] are all still asleep
  413. [ 09:38:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] The remaining one charges at Surt and kicks at her!
  414. [ 09:39:02 ] [ ~zoofman ] 2#1d20 double kick!
  415. [ 09:39:02 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, double kick!: 7 [1d20=7], 4 [1d20=4]
  416. [ 09:39:14 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d8+7+15 for the one that hit
  417. [ 09:39:14 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, for the one that hit: 23 [1d8=1]
  418. [ 09:39:24 ] [ Chase ] “Yeesh, its allies are retreating but it’s still going...”
  419. [ 09:39:28 ] [ ~zoofman ] And with that...
  420. [ 09:39:57 ] [ Rosetta ] "Don't let them escape!" Rosetta seems to have a pokeball readied, a glint in her eyes.
  421. [ 09:40:08 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas throws down two Pokeballs.
  422. [ 09:41:52 ] [ Chase ] “Nah, we got what we came for.” he holds his shoulder in a bit of pain, grimacing. “We should probably just get out of here.”
  423. [ 09:42:07 ] ! Chase looks over at Shawyun with a glare.
  424. [ 09:42:38 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Marinette. Hunt down those little shits and bury them alive." The Cofagrigus...with a very metallic looking form, laughs maniacally and vanishes from sight.
  425. [ 09:42:41 ] [ Rosetta ] "No, don't let them report back. Saryx, see if you can knock out the one fleeing south! I've got the hexer."
  426. [ 09:43:02 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "None of you actually WANT one of these maneating birds do ya?"
  427. [ 09:43:29 ] [ Chase ] “...What, they’re wild? ...Oh right, tribe. Guess they kind of use... free range techniques or somethin’.”
  428. [ 09:43:31 ] [ Rosetta ] "I'll take one!" Rosetta raises her hand. "If it's not too much trouble."
  429. [ 09:43:34 ] [ Genevieve ] "I'd advise against it."
  430. [ 09:44:10 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Ugh. Gotta consolidate fire then? Best get out of the way with that Abra!"
  431. [ 09:44:44 ] [ ~zoofman ] All you trainers take actions as you want real quick!
  432. [ 09:44:47 ] [ Saryx ] Saryx looks up at the first and more massive of the two things that pops out from Thomas' balls. And just points at it and begins stammering and mouthing something inaudibly. You got the feeling he's gonna be jack-all useless. Surt can compensate for that, though~ Initating pursuit with her for the southbound ones.
  433. [ 09:45:18 ] [ Rosetta ] (Does that include me zoof or not? Are we looping to the next round?)
  434. [ 09:45:25 ] [ ~zoofman ] (Yes.)
  435. [ 09:45:37 ] ! Chase and Sibelius get the fuck away from the group.
  436. [ 09:45:45 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Same for the camel! Shooshoo!"
  437. [ 09:46:25 ] [ Genevieve ] 1d20 Volatile Vial vs Hexer
  438. [ 09:46:25 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, Volatile Vial vs Hexer: 18 [1d20=18]
  439. [ 09:46:28 ] ! Rosetta tosses out a pokeball toward the fleeing hexer, then turns toward the pygmy to the south, throwing a kick toward him.
  440. [ 09:46:40 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 confusion
  441. [ 09:46:40 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, confusion: 3 [1d20=3]
  442. [ 09:46:43 ] [ Saryx ] 1d20 Flame Burst from Surt on the most rightwards south of the pygmies
  443. [ 09:46:44 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, Flame Burst from Surt on the most rightwards south of the pygmies: 20 [1d20=20]
  444. [ 09:46:47 ] [ Genevieve ] 1d6+4 DB calculation
  445. [ 09:46:48 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, DB calculation: 8 [1d6=4]
  446. [ 09:47:01 ] [ ~zoofman ] (pppht)
  447. [ 09:47:02 ] [ Genevieve ] 3d6+15 Normal
  448. [ 09:47:02 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, Normal: 23 [3d6=3,3,2]
  449. [ 09:47:22 ] [ ~zoofman ] The vial actually does enough to bring it down with a little scream as it explodes on it!
  450. [ 09:47:31 ] [ ~zoofman ] And the other one probably just got burnt nice and crispy
  451. [ 09:47:32 ] [ Saryx ] 6d8+32 I believe that should be on that pygmy?
  452. [ 09:47:32 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, I believe that should be on that pygmy?: 54 [6d8=1,4,2,5,6,4]
  453. [ 09:47:44 ] [ Rosetta ] Scherzo acts at 15
  454. [ 09:48:16 ] [ ~zoofman ] (Just go ahead and have him take his action)
  455. [ 09:48:35 ] [ Rosetta ] He's waiting for the bottom left pygmy to flee. He wants blood. :>
  456. [ 09:48:42 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Gastrodon with an oddly metallic shellling along its back just burbles paitently :>
  457. [ 09:48:49 ] [ ~zoofman ] (it IS fleeing you silly)
  458. [ 09:48:55 ] [ Rosetta ] 1d20 PURSUIT
  459. [ 09:48:55 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, PURSUIT: 10 [1d20=10]
  460. [ 09:49:09 ] [ Rosetta ] 3d12+10+15
  461. [ 09:49:09 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, 3d12+10+15: 46 [3d12=3,9,9]
  462. [ 09:49:37 ] [ ~zoofman ] Takes him out as well. He falls over with an oomph.
  463. [ 09:49:47 ] [ Rosetta ] The murkrow flies over and starts savaging clawing at the dude's back as he tries to run.
  464. [ 09:49:57 ] [ Rosetta ] *savagely
  465. [ 09:50:11 ] [ Genevieve ] Newton huffs and puffs, his target downed before he could float over.
  466. [ 09:50:29 ] [ ~zoofman ] Newton poofs smog at him for good measure, though >:T
  467. [ 09:50:59 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Pasiphae. Drown them."
  468. [ 09:51:07 ] [ ~zoofman ] Pasiphae: "Burble."
  469. [ 09:51:09 ] [ Rosetta ] "Uh, actually, scratch that Thomas. Just finish this. I can grab a torchick later!"
  470. [ 09:52:45 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Gastrodon suddenly opens its mouth and lets a huge stream of water out, which it then jumps upon and surfs along, swallowing up all the foes in its path!
  471. [ 09:52:50 ] [ ~zoofman ] 1d20+6 Surf
  472. [ 09:52:51 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, Surf: 10 [1d20=4]
  473. [ 09:53:04 ] [ ~zoofman ] 4d10+50
  474. [ 09:53:04 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] zoofman, 4d10+50: 68 [4d10=6,4,6,2]
  475. [ 09:53:44 ] [ Chase ] “Whoa.”
  476. [ 09:53:48 ] [ ~zoofman ] It's...probably for the best they all get swept into the bushes. The Gastrodon just turns around and burbles innocently again.
  477. [ 09:53:52 ] ! Rosetta whistles.
  478. [ 09:54:23 ]  · · Topic : set by zoofman : 100 Experience for Everyone!
  479. [ 09:54:36 ] [ Chase ] “Well... that’s Elite Four for ya.”
  480. [ 09:54:47 ] [ Rosetta ] (psst zoof I'm sinking enough into Maestoso for an evo level)
  481. [ 09:55:00 ] [ ~zoofman ] THE BIRD BEGINS TO GLOW AT SUCH A MAGNIFICENT SIGHT
  482. [ 09:55:30 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas walks over and patpats Pasiphae as he returns her. The Cofigarius's hands can be seen collecting bodies and dragging them off somewhere...
  483. [ 09:55:44 ] ! Rosetta gathers up her pokemon, stopping in front of Maestoso. "Whoaa"
  484. [ 09:56:06 ] [ ~zoofman ] Maestoso stops glowing as he ends up a bit bigger! And...beakier.
  485. [ 09:56:12 ] [ ~zoofman ] God that's an odd looking beak. He chirps.
  486. [ 09:56:18 ] [ ~zoofman ] and does a little victory jig
  487. [ 09:56:36 ] [ Rosetta ] "Shiny!"
  488. [ 09:57:03 ] ! Rosetta tugs lightly on the weird curly tuft on Maestoso's head. "...Why the weird 'do though?"
  489. [ 09:57:08 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "Well...uh...grats...n'...thanks..." he takes a few deep breaths as things calm down.
  490. [ 09:57:34 ] [ ~zoofman ] Maestoso just scoffs. Girl you hatin'.
  491. [ 09:58:02 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "Who the hell are you guys anyway? Ben what is this shit?" Ben, meanwhile, is still choking Shawyun.
  492. [ 09:58:24 ] [ Rosetta ] "I can't find you a mate if your fashion sense is gonna be decades old! Ah, well, cm'here you." She hugs her birds.
  493. [ 09:58:37 ] [ Genevieve ] "We're your back up."
  494. [ 09:58:45 ] [ Chase ] “Still figuring out our name, but we’re a new explorer team sent out here to meet you guys.”
  495. [ 09:59:00 ] [ Chase ] “And this was one hell of a thing to run into..”
  496. [ 09:59:50 ] [ ~zoofman ] "That jackass pushed me into a tripwire and got me caught up in it!"
  497. [ 09:59:59 ] [ Chase ] “Who even does this kinda thing to their friends.” He crosses his arms.
  498. [ 10:00:25 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben finally stops choking Shawyun and pushes him into the center of you all. Ben: "I know, right? What the hell man!"
  499. [ 10:01:46 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun coughs a bit. "Okay this -maybe- is worse than the time I tarred and feathered Ben in a den of hungry Gibles. Hold up though. Did learn something at least. No really I'm serious. Please don't kill me?"
  500. [ 10:02:32 ] ! Rosetta stares at Ben. "Why hasn't Lil tried to fire him?"
  501. [ 10:02:36 ] [ Chase ] “Gotta wonder how you guys stand him at all if he’s always like that. Anyway... Gen, could I have some medicine for this? They got me pretty bad with those darts.”
  502. [ 10:02:39 ] [ Genevieve ] "Better be good, I've got another grenade all ready for you."
  503. [ 10:02:55 ] ! Chase still has a nasty wound on his shoulder.
  504. [ 10:03:02 ] ! Genevieve hands Chase a potion out of her bag.
  505. [ 10:03:12 ] [ Chase ] “Thanks.” He sprays it over the wound.
  506. [ 10:03:53 ] [ Rosetta ] "I could use one if you've any spares, but otherwise save 'em. I'm not too bad off." (43/65 HP, no injuries fyi)
  507. [ 10:04:24 ] [ Chase ] “Awesome job, Sibelius. Get some rest, man.” he fistbumps the Abra and recalls him.
  508. [ 10:04:34 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Just for me? Hubba - " Ben punches him. >:T "Fine! Fine. Alright so..."
  509. [ 10:06:06 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Alright so we were following those bandits right? And their camp isn't far off? These guys said they were running away from the caravan cause they got jumped by some weirdos. They wanted me, as a god, to help them clear it out so they could...well...have a buffet. Or something."
  510. [ 10:06:41 ] [ ~zoofman ] "And hell if I was gonna let a chance pass for Thomas to get me tickets. I was gonna name him my scion before they roasted him I swear!"
  511. [ 10:07:00 ] ! Chase crosses his arms again and listens to the shaymorun
  512. [ 10:07:29 ] [ Chase ] “-What- weirdos?”
  513. [ 10:08:12 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Cofagrigus returns after a bit. Thomas returns it and then approaches some, keeping a bit of distance though. Seems a bit skittish.
  514. [ 10:08:49 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun: "Hell if I know it's harder to get weirder than that tattoo'd guy they had with them. They said the dudes had horns or somethin? Though they were demons."
  515. [ 10:09:04 ] [ ~zoofman ] Shawyun: "Which is dumb everyone knows demons are hot red skinned chicks."
  516. [ 10:09:16 ] [ Rosetta ] "Tattoo'd?"
  517. [ 10:09:59 ] [ Genevieve ] "What a surprise."
  518. [ 10:10:03 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "Creeper had Unowns tattooed on him. Pretty dumb looking to be honest. Seemed he was paying these bandits to help him with something."
  519. [ 10:10:58 ] [ Rosetta ] "Yup, real shocker."
  520. [ 10:11:12 ] ! Chase glances over at the cofagrigus, then back over at Shawyun.
  521. [ 10:11:19 ] [ Chase ] “Mother fuck, it’s those guys again.”
  522. [ 10:11:53 ] [ Rosetta ] "Uh, you got one of those briefs? Catch 'im up to speed?" Rosetta looks to Ben as she flips through her phone to see if Peyote has sent it out to all of them or not.
  523. [ 10:11:57 ] [ Chase ] “How ‘lucky’ can we get, guys?” he asks his teammates.
  524. [ 10:12:07 ] [ Rosetta ] "Just shiny."
  525. [ 10:12:28 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben nods, and gets the two of them in a group huddle. It takes a bit cause Thomas keeps squriming away from them, but he gets a phone with the memo between them. "Read this you dipsticks."
  526. [ 10:13:24 ] [ Genevieve ] "We just about knew they were here already, so whatever."
  527. [ 10:13:41 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben: "How long ago was this?" Thomas: "Ten minutes or so before you showed up? I dunno what was takin' you guys so long anyway? You make your own personal Safari Zone out there? Naw can't be that dumb there's nothing cool out - ah crap this is like high school all over again isn't it." he says as he reads this thing.
  528. [ 10:13:45 ] ! Genevieve crouches over one of the passed out hexers and rifles through his robe.
  529. [ 10:14:17 ] [ Chase ] “The hell kind of high school you go to?”
  530. [ 10:15:03 ] [ Rosetta ] "What did you -do- in high school?"
  531. [ 10:15:11 ] [ ~zoofman ] Genevieve, you find an UNSETTLING VOODOO DOLL and a VEILBEAK CANDY BAR
  532. [ 10:15:18 ] [ ~zoofman ] ...These guys really had nothing important on them at all
  533. [ 10:16:16 ] ! Genevieve hands the doll to Dessoir to play with and unwraps and eats the candy.
  534. [ 10:16:21 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas rubs his brow and lets Shawyun hog the phone, seems he gets the gist of it.
  535. [ 10:16:33 ] [ ~zoofman ] Oh, crunchy! It's like a Crunch Bar.
  536. [ 10:17:41 ] [ Genevieve ] "So, what's the plan, then? If the Sons are close, are we gonna jump over there and hit them next?"
  537. [ 10:17:45 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Avalon Academy in Gennis. School for big shots and rich snobs. But some serious shit happened up there a few years ago. I was...involved with it. So I got a bit of experience with this sort of thing."
  538. [ 10:18:32 ] [ Chase ] “Huh.” he didn’t actually expect much of an answer to that. “Well, anyway, yeah, what’s the plan?”
  539. [ 10:19:17 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "Those bandits were freakishly well armed compared to these twerps. Whatever wiped them out like that probably needs some investigating. Not to mention we got no idea what they were carrying in that truck."
  540. [ 10:19:33 ] [ Rosetta ] "Looks like we're on a clock then, aren't we?"
  541. [ 10:20:15 ] [ Genevieve ] Between bites, Gen says "Probably infant Mewtwo clones."
  542. [ 10:20:23 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas kicks Shawyun in the rear. "Go be pointguard." "OOF! FINE" he darts off ahead of you.
  543. [ 10:20:45 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben and Thomas at once: "what."
  544. [ 10:21:29 ] [ Genevieve ] "Sorry, it's been a busy day, I meant to tell you earlier. Chione and I have been trying to keep track of a new Mewtwo project, seems the formula changed hands recently, some labs were found."
  545. [ 10:22:07 ] [ Rosetta ] "Hold up, they've got a -truck- full of -Mewtwos- up there you think? And who's Chione?"
  546. [ 10:22:12 ] [ Genevieve ] "I mean, I can't say -for sure- that the Sons are behind it, but come on. The Sons are behind it."
  547. [ 10:23:15 ] [ Chase ] “Wait, what?”
  548. [ 10:23:19 ] [ Genevieve ] "Thundercry gym leader, I'll introduce you if we ever swing by. She's like me with more robots and fewer beakers."
  549. [ 10:23:23 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "God this is like the..." he starts counting on his fingers... "...8th worst day of my life!"
  550. [ 10:24:01 ] [ Rosetta ] "Why 8th?"
  551. [ 10:24:28 ] [ Chase ] “Shit, I don’t have enough worst days to keep track of them like that. Looks like we’re going to at this rate, though...”
  552. [ 10:24:56 ] [ Genevieve ] "Look, if that's really what's in the truck, all you guys have to do is get me to it and I'll pull the plug. Easy."
  553. [ 10:25:09 ] [ ~zoofman ] He opens his mouth to say something, pauses, then mumbles as he goes over to sit on the stump nearby and listen to things. Ben grits his teeth and squats as he lights a smoke.
  554. [ 10:25:16 ] [ Genevieve ] "And if it's something else, well, it can't really be WORSE."
  555. [ 10:25:32 ] [ Rosetta ] "Either way, we should probably get moving soon. But what's the plan?"
  556. [ 10:26:23 ] [ Genevieve ] "Personally, we should check out the bandit camp, see if we can learn anything, then look at catching the Sons."
  557. [ 10:26:29 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben slowly speaks up. "Their camp, remember, was a burial ground. A sepulchre of sorts."
  558. [ 10:26:42 ] [ ~zoofman ] "It'll be hard to say till we get a look at it."
  559. [ 10:28:18 ] [ Chase ] “Well, we should probably head out as soon as possible then...”
  560. [ 10:28:29 ] [ Rosetta ] "Let's check it out. Lead the way?"
  561. [ 10:28:56 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben looks over to the path ahead. You see a lacross stick appear out of a bush and wave.
  562. [ 10:29:02 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Looks like it's clear, let's follow."
  563. [ 10:29:22 ] ! Chase nods and slings his guitar over his shoulder.
  564. [ 10:29:40 ] ! Genevieve recalls Newton, picks Dessoir up by his scruff, and follows.
  565. [ 10:31:19 ] ! Rosetta recalls all her birds but Trilloby and follows everyone else.
  566. [ 10:31:20 ] [ ~zoofman ] You follow the waving lacross stick through the wilds for a bit.
  567. [ 10:31:32 ] [ ~zoofman ] Between Chase and Ben's machetes the path isn't that bad.
  568. [ 10:31:56 ] [ ~zoofman ] Eventually the stick stops waving, and it slowly gestures back and forth. "Seems he found them. Quiet everyone..."
  569. [ 10:32:35 ] ! Rosetta nods. "Should I go take a look again?" She whispers.
  570. [ 10:34:22 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Won't be needed, I'd take it," he leads you forward and you see Shawyun hiding in the bushes before a small hill up into a mountain side.
  571. [ 10:34:31 ] [ ~zoofman ] Perception, everyone
  572. [ 10:34:41 ] [ Rosetta ] 2d6
  573. [ 10:34:42 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, 2d6: 4 [2d6=3,1]
  574. [ 10:34:47 ] [ Genevieve ] 2d6
  575. [ 10:34:47 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, 2d6: 6 [2d6=2,4]
  576. [ 10:35:01 ] [ ~zoofman ] While you all notice four jeeps and a truck parked here, there's a bit more that you wouldn't notice at first...
  577. [ 10:35:01 ] [ Saryx ] 2d6
  578. [ 10:35:02 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, 2d6: 6 [2d6=4,2]
  579. [ 10:35:42 ] [ Chase ] 2d6-1
  580. [ 10:35:42 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, 2d6-1: 6 [2d6=3,4]
  581. [ 10:36:14 ] [ ~zoofman ] You smell something funny. A rather repulsive smell. "Ugh. Did one of you fart?" Shawyun whispers.
  582. [ 10:36:53 ] [ Genevieve ] 4d6 Science
  583. [ 10:36:54 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, Science: 11 [4d6=3,2,5,1]
  584. [ 10:37:13 ] [ ~zoofman ] It's searing flesh, Genevieve.
  585. [ 10:37:22 ] [ Genevieve ] "Burning bodies."
  586. [ 10:37:31 ] [ Chase ] “Ugh.”
  587. [ 10:37:40 ] [ Rosetta ] "Well, shit."
  588. [ 10:37:49 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben takes out some binoculars and scouts around.
  589. [ 10:37:59 ] [ ~zoofman ] "I see smoke behind the vehicles - I think we can guess what that is..."
  590. [ 10:38:28 ] [ Chase ] “Who’s being burned, that’s the question...”
  591. [ 10:38:33 ] [ ~zoofman ] "...There's some folks running up the hill - into that passageway - must be the entrance - oh god damn it." He tosses the binoculars down.
  592. [ 10:38:48 ] [ Rosetta ] "What?"
  593. [ 10:38:48 ] [ Genevieve ] "What?"
  594. [ 10:39:08 ] [ Saryx ] "... They're... They're doing what?!?" Saryx says through a now covered mouth. Blechhh, that shit don't smell right. "... And hunh?!?"
  595. [ 10:39:17 ] [ ~zoofman ] "I know who those guys are - Stag Lords." Roll Education: General
  596. [ 10:39:24 ] [ Rosetta ] 2d6
  597. [ 10:39:25 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, 2d6: 7 [2d6=4,3]
  598. [ 10:39:35 ] [ Chase ] 2d6-1
  599. [ 10:39:36 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, 2d6-1: 10 [2d6=6,5]
  600. [ 10:39:36 ] [ Saryx ] 2d6
  601. [ 10:39:37 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, 2d6: 7 [2d6=3,4]
  602. [ 10:39:39 ] [ Genevieve ] 3d6
  603. [ 10:39:39 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, 3d6: 11 [3d6=5,3,3]
  604. [ 10:39:45 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Which means this dipshit can't get within a 100 meters of this place!" He shoves Shawyun.
  605. [ 10:40:01 ] [ Rosetta ] "Why not?"
  606. [ 10:40:27 ] [ ~zoofman ] You've all heard the news about an indigenious tribe found in the wilds a few months ago. They were hidden away far in the swamp for...lord knows how long. Rather large community too.
  607. [ 10:41:05 ] [ ~zoofman ] Chase, Genevieve, as you understand, they were so segregated from the world they believed Pokemon were demons.
  608. [ 10:41:26 ] [ ~zoofman ] You two also know they took on the name of The Stag Lords about two months ago.
  609. [ 10:42:24 ] [ Chase ] “What, THOSE morons? The hell are they doing here then?”
  610. [ 10:43:05 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "Shawyun made a pretty big faux pas in front of one of their elders a bit ago. It. Uh."
  611. [ 10:43:15 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas: "Let's just say they recognize him."
  612. [ 10:43:28 ] [ Genevieve ] "We're going to fight them anyway? Does it matter?"
  613. [ 10:43:46 ] [ Rosetta ] "Yeah, I don't get the hold-up."
  614. [ 10:44:16 ] [ ~zoofman ] They all seem confused. Ben speaks up. "Uh. Why would you assume that?"
  615. [ 10:44:51 ] [ Genevieve ] "Sorry, maybe you three are confused here. The Sons are a cult bent on world destruction, not domination. Anyone working with them needs to be put down."
  616. [ 10:45:06 ] [ Chase ] “We don’t know what exactly’s going on, though.”
  617. [ 10:45:38 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas and Shawyun look to each other, and shrug. "I think you misheard me earlier."
  618. [ 10:45:53 ] [ ~zoofman ] "The tattoo'd dude was with the crispy critters over yonder."
  619. [ 10:45:59 ] [ Chase ] “We can’t see anything at this distance. We need to find out why the Stag Lords are here.”
  620. [ 10:46:27 ] [ Chase ] “The bodies... did they kill the bandits? We can’t tell from over here.”
  621. [ 10:46:42 ] ! Rosetta pulls out her own pair of binoculars and takes a look.
  622. [ 10:46:55 ] [ ~zoofman ] It's on the other side of the vehicles, can't really see it at this angle.
  623. [ 10:46:59 ] [ ~zoofman ] That said, roll perception.
  624. [ 10:47:04 ] [ Rosetta ] 2d6
  625. [ 10:47:04 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, 2d6: 8 [2d6=4,4]
  626. [ 10:47:21 ] [ Genevieve ] "Fine, then we'll figure out what they're up to. Captain Caveman can stay here."
  627. [ 10:48:22 ] [ ~zoofman ] As your eyes glaze over the entrance to this crypt of sorts you see a lone man with a hood made from the hollowed out head and antlers of a Sawsbuck. He seems...rather primitively dressed, yet is armed with a rifle.
  628. [ 10:48:58 ] [ Rosetta ] "Hold up. You said they were an indiginous tribe, right? What are they doing out here with modern guns?"
  629. [ 10:49:44 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben nods. "Noticed that too. But...well..."
  630. [ 10:50:09 ] [ ~zoofman ] He points to the vehicles. "Thomas isn't making a bad assumption based on what we see here."
  631. [ 10:52:02 ] [ Rosetta ] "Shiny. So how are we gonna find out what's going on?" She lowers the binoculars from her head.
  632. [ 10:52:24 ] [ Genevieve ] "We could try diplomacy."
  633. [ 10:53:04 ] [ Rosetta ] "Who'd be up for that? Not my forte, that's for sure."
  634. [ 10:53:05 ] [ ~zoofman ] Ben nods to Genevieve. "I'm sorta shocked you guys assumed the worst of these guys. They are rather peaceful. This is pretty...woah."
  635. [ 10:54:21 ] [ Saryx ] "I don't think us trying diplomacy would work all too well against their shotgun diplomacy, Gen..."
  636. [ 10:55:10 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas grunts. "Aite. How bout this. Ben, you stay back here and if more of them show up see what's up. Shawyun, go bury yourself in sand. And I'll bet you all 200 bucks each he won't shoot you on sight."
  637. [ 10:55:22 ] ! ~zoofman crosses his arms.
  638. [ 10:55:26 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas does, even
  639. [ 10:56:12 ] [ Genevieve ] "I don't get out of bed for less than five, but alright. Come on, kids."
  640. [ 10:56:29 ] ! Saryx leaningthefuckawayfromThomas.
  641. [ 10:57:40 ] ! ~zoofman just grins smugly at Saryx. "What?"
  642. [ 10:58:28 ] [ Rosetta ] "Are you coming with, then?" Rosetta puts away her binoculars in her backpack and looks to Thomas.
  643. [ 10:58:42 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Course I am. Hell do I gotta step out first?"
  644. [ 10:59:25 ] ! Genevieve rolls her eyes. "Fade out, Dessoir." She steps out of the hiding spot and starts down towards the trucks.
  645. [ 10:59:29 ] [ Saryx ] He shakes his head from side to side slowly. "That's... That's the worst bet ever! You're crazy, Thomas!" That... Kinda did absolutely nothing to the effect of making Saryx want to come with.
  646. [ 10:59:37 ] [ Rosetta ] "If you want. I know you're better off getting someone other than me to do the talking, that's for sure." She stands up with a hop.
  647. [ 11:00:37 ] ! ~zoofman looks at Rosetta briefly and just laughs. "Right then," he steps out, rather heading toward the entrance than the direction Genevieve heads in.
  648. [ 11:00:46 ] [ ~zoofman ] Where do the rest of you go to investigate?
  649. [ 11:01:25 ] [ Rosetta ] I think I need a better idea of how this scene is laid out, where the trucks are, where the dudes with guns are, and where the entrance is
  650. [ 11:01:52 ] [ Chase ] “I can do the talking, no problem.”
  651. [ 11:01:59 ] [ ~zoofman ] It's basically trucks to your right, entrance with the guard in front of you
  652. [ 11:02:12 ] [ Chase ] “I just don’t think much of them because of their views. Well, anyway...”
  653. [ 11:02:44 ] ! Rosetta heads the same way as Thomas, hands out of her pockets to show they're empty.
  654. [ 11:03:59 ] [ ~zoofman ] Saryx?
  655. [ 11:04:34 ] ! Chase is going that way
  656. [ 11:04:48 ] [ Saryx ] Saryx goes along with Genevieve.
  657. [ 11:05:57 ] [ ~zoofman ] Those following Thomas notice something about how he approaches. He holds up the Poke'Ball with the odd interface on it with one hand, and opens his jacket with the other to show his badges.
  658. [ 11:07:01 ] [ ~zoofman ] Saryx and Genevieve, the guard seems very occupied with those approaching him, so you two slip by to the jeeps and the truck. The jeeps...open roof vehicles, very large machine guns mounted in their rear seats. Though seems all the ammo has been looted. The truck is one with a cloth roofing and strip across its cargo bay entrance.
  659. [ 11:07:30 ] ! Genevieve hops up into the back of the truck.
  660. [ 11:07:48 ] [ ~zoofman ] Behond the vehicles you certainly see a fiery pit of...what you assume are charring bandits.
  661. [ 11:08:40 ] [ ~zoofman ] The man with the gun notices you three, and levels it at you. He shouts something. You don't quite catch it at first. He repeats it. Education rolls
  662. [ 11:08:48 ] [ ~zoofman ] Or...actually, Intuition would work too
  663. [ 11:08:51 ] [ Rosetta ] 2d6 general?
  664. [ 11:08:51 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, general?: 9 [2d6=3,6]
  665. [ 11:08:55 ] [ Saryx ] "Not gonna get shot... There's something real wrong with... With..." He totally catches sight of that and just... Climbs up into the back of the truck silently and swiftly without saying another damned word.
  666. [ 11:09:03 ] [ Chase ] 4d6+2 Intuition
  667. [ 11:09:03 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, Intuition: 12 [4d6=3,2,4,1]
  668. [ 11:09:50 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Stop...Name." He's speaking old Wildling. It's...very vaguely familiar to you. Like you can pick out one in 10 words.
  669. [ 11:09:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] Inside the truck...
  670. [ 11:10:19 ] ! Chase raises his empty hands. “Chase Violet.” he says, trying to play it cool.
  671. [ 11:10:31 ] [ ~zoofman ] You find a collection of heavy, metal bound crates. Most of them seem open but a few in the back aren't. The open ones are emptied.
  672. [ 11:10:33 ] [ ~zoofman ] Roll perception.
  673. [ 11:10:41 ] [ Genevieve ] 2d6
  674. [ 11:10:41 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, 2d6: 9 [2d6=4,5]
  675. [ 11:10:44 ] [ Saryx ] 2d6
  676. [ 11:10:44 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, 2d6: 6 [2d6=4,2]
  677. [ 11:11:33 ] [ ~zoofman ] Genevieve, you also find some cut leather bindings. And some black hairs. A little blood. -Something- was bound back here at one point.
  678. [ 11:11:49 ] [ Rosetta ] "Rosetta." She says, palms up.
  679. [ 11:12:06 ] [ Genevieve ] "Hmm...Saryx, help me open one of these."
  680. [ 11:12:29 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Thomas."
  681. [ 11:12:37 ] ! Genevieve moves over to one of the unopened crates.
  682. [ 11:13:00 ] [ Saryx ] "On it!" He's totally ready to be emasculated to all hell and back. At least OOC he is.
  683. [ 11:13:41 ] [ ~zoofman ] The man with the rifle hesitates. He seems to notice what Thomas has on him. "Demon Tamers? Here. Us. Raiders?
  684. [ 11:13:48 ] [ ~zoofman ] Roll Athletics you two!
  685. [ 11:14:02 ] [ Genevieve ] 3d6
  686. [ 11:14:02 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, 3d6: 10 [3d6=4,3,3]
  687. [ 11:14:08 ] [ Saryx ] 4d6
  688. [ 11:14:08 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, 4d6: 13 [4d6=2,2,5,4]
  689. [ 11:14:15 ] [ ~zoofman ] HNNNNNGH
  690. [ 11:14:23 ] [ ~zoofman ] You manage to pry open one of the unopened crates....
  691. [ 11:15:26 ] [ ~zoofman ] Holy shit this is some high tech stuff. Looks like a bunch of computer parts, a few solar panels and some large metallic pieces you don't immediately get the purpose of.
  692. [ 11:15:56 ] ! Genevieve takes out her phone to snap a few pictures.
  693. [ 11:16:14 ] ! Rosetta waits for Chase or Thomas to speak up.
  694. [ 11:16:39 ] [ Saryx ] "You got any clue what this stuff is, Gen?" He looks it over, curious but confused.
  695. [ 11:16:49 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas looks to Chase. "You mentioned auras earlier? You a reader or somethin'? I think I know what he's askin' but ain't sure."
  696. [ 11:17:10 ] ! Chase studies the guy with his aura sight and intuition a moment.
  697. [ 11:17:22 ] [ Genevieve ] "Machinery isn't really my field, so, no. Nothing good if they're setting it up out here."
  698. [ 11:17:31 ] [ Chase ] “Yeah, I’m a reader. Gimme a sec.”
  699. [ 11:20:03 ] ! Chase closes his eyes a moment, then looks at Thomas. “He doesn’t know if we’re here to punish the Stag Lords or if we’re here to help them.”
  700. [ 11:20:36 ] [ Saryx ] "... Well, what should we do with it, then?"
  701. [ 11:20:38 ] [ Rosetta ] "Help 'em with what?"
  702. [ 11:20:53 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Figured it was something like that."
  703. [ 11:21:04 ] [ Chase ] “Probably to mess up whatever the bandits are doing here.”
  704. [ 11:21:16 ] [ Genevieve ] "For now...nothing. Come on." Jumps out the back of the truck and heads over to the others. She points at herself. "Doctor Webb."
  705. [ 11:21:17 ] [ Chase ] “How do we get our intent across to him...”
  706. [ 11:22:00 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Well he called em raiders or somethin'. Not far off, the guys have been houndin' these folks for better half of a year since military escorts and such tried up due to the war."
  707. [ 11:22:10 ] [ Rosetta ] "Hey, didn't you have your pokemon grab up the unconscious bandits? We could show some of them." Rosetta looks to Thomas.
  708. [ 11:22:48 ] [ Chase ] “Those were a different tribe, not the bandits...”
  709. [ 11:22:50 ] [ Saryx ] "What... You're going bck...?!? Hey, wait!" He puts the lid back on proper before reluctantly joining back up with the rest of 'em. Sigh.
  710. [ 11:22:51 ] [ Chase ] “..right?”
  711. [ 11:23:13 ] [ Chase ] “There’s several factions around here from what I understand.”
  712. [ 11:23:15 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Ugh. This is gonna spook this guy to high hell. The damned pgymies were workin' with them. They fled when things got sour it seemed."
  713. [ 11:23:17 ] [ Rosetta ] "They're -with- the bandits and helping them, which is what's important...right?"
  714. [ 11:23:35 ] [ Rosetta ] "Then what do we do?"
  715. [ 11:23:47 ] ! Genevieve points at the truck and looks at the Stag Lord. "Is that Stag Lords'?"
  716. [ 11:23:54 ] [ Chase ] “I dunno... Shit, why can’t I do the aura thing in reverse...?”
  717. [ 11:24:10 ] [ Rosetta ] "Can't you? Try it."
  718. [ 11:24:10 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas squints.
  719. [ 11:24:14 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Whaddya mean ya -can't-."
  720. [ 11:24:21 ] [ Chase ] “...wait, it works like that?”
  721. [ 11:24:31 ] [ Chase ] “Look, I’ve only had these powers for a few months, okay?”
  722. [ 11:24:38 ] [ Chase ] “Uhh, let’s try that then..”
  723. [ 11:24:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas groans. "Man you guys literally tripped into this business didn't ya."
  724. [ 11:25:08 ] [ Genevieve ] "Comes witht he alien abduction package."
  725. [ 11:26:59 ] [ Chase ] He concentrates... and attempts to reach out with his feelings. <Don’t be alarmed. I’m speaking to you with my heart, so that you can understand us. We’re here to see what the raiders are doing, and are not here to harm you or your people.>
  726. [ 11:27:51 ] [ ~zoofman ] The man doesn't really seem all that alarmed. Relaxes a lot. He lowers the rifle. "Seers. Thank Bondye."
  727. [ 11:28:15 ] [ Chase ] Was that Thomas?
  728. [ 11:28:22 ] [ ~zoofman ] No, the man with the rifle.
  729. [ 11:28:27 ] [ Chase ] Oh, okay.
  730. [ 11:28:51 ] [ ~zoofman ] The man makes a motion with one arm across his chest not unlike a Christian would a cross, just more Arceu's band's pattern.
  731. [ 11:29:23 ] ! Chase relaxes too, once a gun isn’t pointed at them anymore.
  732. [ 11:29:38 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas relaxes as well, puts the pokeball up. "Man, I don't even feel like askin' yall to ante up considerin' you did the talkin'. Bleh."
  733. [ 11:29:57 ] [ Chase ] “I wasn’t in on the bet anyway, man.”
  734. [ 11:30:27 ] [ Genevieve ] "Chase, ask him who the truck belongs to. There's a missing hostage from it and it's half full of hyper tech."
  735. [ 11:30:27 ] [ Chase ] <We’re also looking for a man tattooed with symbols, who is with the raiders. Are they inside?>
  736. [ 11:30:37 ] [ Rosetta ] "Well, we're in, I guess." Rosetta also loosens up, shoving her hands back in her pockets.
  737. [ 11:30:46 ] [ Chase ] “Hm? You think he knows that?” he looks over his shoulder at Gen.
  738. [ 11:30:53 ] [ ~zoofman ] The man slowly approaches you. Rough looking fellow. You can tell he's lived off the land all his life.
  739. [ 11:31:22 ] [ Genevieve ] "Yes. It's either the Stag Lords or it isnt."
  740. [ 11:32:19 ] [ ~zoofman ] He mumbles a bit before answering. "False Seer...inside. Yes." You get the feeling, Chase, he's not really comfortable telling you exactly what that means quite yet, but he gets the idea you guys were here to do the same thing they did.
  741. [ 11:33:14 ] ! Chase nods. <Thank you. Anything you could tell us would help. My friend also wonders if you know who that vehicle belongs to.> he points to the truck.
  742. [ 11:33:32 ] [ Rosetta ] "False seer, huh?" Rosetta says quietly, tugging on her hoodie strings to tighten it up and make sure her tattoo isn't ever visible.
  743. [ 11:33:39 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Stag Lords now. Raiders then."
  744. [ 11:33:52 ] [ ~zoofman ] He lifts up the gun, not -at- you, but as an example, sorta
  745. [ 11:33:58 ] ! Chase nods.
  746. [ 11:34:01 ] [ Genevieve ] "Good enough. We need to hurry."
  747. [ 11:34:07 ] [ Chase ] <May we go inside?>
  748. [ 11:34:46 ] [ ~zoofman ] He nods. "Doctor...mean...Medicine Man. Yes?" He asks Genevieve.
  749. [ 11:34:53 ] [ Genevieve ] "Yes."
  750. [ 11:35:30 ] [ ~zoofman ] He does that motion again with a deep sigh. "Please." He steps aside and lets you enter. "Help need."
  751. [ 11:35:50 ] [ ~zoofman ] we won't get all the way through this tonight, of course, but please look back to roll20.
  752. [ 11:35:53 ] [ Chase ] “Right then, let’s get going. Looks like they’ve got injured inside.”
  753. [ 11:35:57 ] [ ~zoofman ] you will see you're on a new page.
  754. [ 11:36:33 ] ! Rosetta steps in nervously, twirling a hoodie string around one finger.
  755. [ 11:37:46 ] ! Chase keeps his aura sight active. He NEEDS to check out any auras in the darkness before his eyes adjust.
  756. [ 11:37:59 ] [ ~zoofman ] You step into the passageway, and find yourselves in a stone path carved right into the mountain.
  757. [ 11:38:11 ] ! Rosetta pulls down her darkvision goggles.
  758. [ 11:38:13 ] [ ~zoofman ] It's...oddly smoothed out and perfect.
  759. [ 11:38:50 ] [ ~zoofman ] There's a series of electronic lights along the way, though they only illuminate enough to guide you along. You can make out pictograms on the walls.
  760. [ 11:39:05 ] ! Chase slows along the way, looking at the pictograms.
  761. [ 11:39:13 ] ! Saryx follows along, his expression one of amazement at how nicely the mountains are carved. He's impressed... And kind of gawking like a little schoolgirl. Weren't these guys low-tech?
  762. [ 11:40:09 ] [ ~zoofman ] These images are...
  763. [ 11:40:16 ] [ ~zoofman ] ...rather grotesque.
  764. [ 11:41:04 ] [ ~zoofman ] The walls depict scenes of a tribal war, and taking of prisoners at its conclusion. Near the end of the hallway you see the prisoners shoved into...a circle?
  765. [ 11:41:15 ] [ ~zoofman ] assuming you guys move up...that becomes clear...
  766. [ 11:41:44 ] [ Genevieve ] "Oh good, a sacrificial pit."
  767. [ 11:42:14 ] ! Rosetta gets a good look at the circle, both with goggles on and off. Can she tell if it serves any sort of ritual or occult purpose? Or is it just part of the structure of the place?
  768. [ 11:42:18 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas whistles. "Spookie place these bandits looked into." He keeps close to the wall.
  769. [ 11:42:46 ] [ ~zoofman ] Goggles off, you see nothing
  770. [ 11:42:53 ] [ ~zoofman ] On, you see dust and skeletons.
  771. [ 11:43:06 ] [ ~zoofman ] Pokemon and humans alike.
  772. [ 11:43:14 ] [ Rosetta ] "Sure is a tomb."
  773. [ 11:43:24 ] [ ~zoofman ] There's a saftey net over it at the moment, you could probably figure the bandits put that there.
  774. [ 11:44:11 ] [ Chase ] Chase peeks down through the net.
  775. [ 11:44:33 ] [ ~zoofman ] Hrrrrm.
  776. [ 11:44:42 ] [ ~zoofman ] Roll Intuition Mr. Aura man.
  777. [ 11:44:53 ] [ Chase ] 4d6+2
  778. [ 11:44:53 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, 4d6+2: 14 [4d6=1,5,5,1]
  779. [ 11:45:00 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas continues to scoot around. "So, two doors it looks like."
  780. [ 11:45:02 ] ! Rosetta slowly makes her way around the southern edge of the pit, looking around carefully.
  781. [ 11:45:41 ] [ Chase ] “Dunno how big this place is, but careful, try not to get separated, y’all.”
  782. [ 11:45:53 ] ! Chase leans back from the pit.
  783. [ 11:46:36 ] [ Rosetta ] How are the prisoners bound up here?
  784. [ 11:46:43 ] [ Chase ] “...we’ve got ghosts. Green ones. ...green, lazy ghosts who wouldn’t know a ‘boo’ from a ‘baw’.”
  785. [ 11:46:57 ] [ Chase ] “But figures, it’s a crypt.”
  786. [ 11:47:57 ] [ Saryx ] "... You mean there's more of those things?!?" Saryx looks over at Chase from the wall carvings, not too pleased at all.
  787. [ 11:48:26 ] [ ~zoofman ] The pictograms in this chamber seem to be more...eight beings, spread across the room.
  788. [ 11:48:46 ] [ Genevieve ] "If you give me ten seconds, I can get a bloodhound on this."
  789. [ 11:48:50 ] [ Rosetta ] "...You know, if the Stags were really working with the bandits and wanted to lead any would-be investigators into a trap..." Rosetta says quietly, "well, they've done a potentially stellar job now, yeah?" She peers down one of the hallways.
  790. [ 11:49:40 ] [ ~zoofman ] Wishcash, Magcargo, Dragonite, Abomasnow, Magnezone, Venomoth, Medicham, and the largest of all, a Spiritomb on the north wall.
  791. [ 11:49:45 ] [ Chase ] “What, have you seen some before?” he asks Saryx.
  792. [ 11:50:06 ] [ Chase ] “Go for it, Gen.”
  793. [ 11:50:21 ] [ Rosetta ] What do I see down the southern hallway there?
  794. [ 11:50:42 ] [ Chase ] 3d6-1 I’d like to roll Knowledge Pokemon on that particular group of pokemon. Or would Occult be better?
  795. [ 11:50:43 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, I’d like to roll Knowledge Pokemon on that particular group of pokemon. Or would Occult be better?: 9 [3d6=3,1,6]
  796. [ 11:50:57 ] [ Genevieve ] "It's like...half of the elder gods."
  797. [ 11:51:01 ] [ ~zoofman ] Well based on what you know so far, Chase. Half of these are Outer Gods.
  798. [ 11:51:20 ] [ Rosetta ] "Just half?" Rosetta calls out from the other side of the room.
  799. [ 11:51:29 ] [ Genevieve ] "Looks like some of them have been replaced since this was built...I'll be right back." Gen hurries out of the cave while finding Pavlov's Pokeball.
  800. [ 11:51:41 ] [ Saryx ] "Not here, no... I just mean..." He shakes his head. "... Never mind, Chase..."
  801. [ 11:51:45 ] [ Genevieve ] (I want to have him sniff the hair in the truck and use Tracker)
  802. [ 11:52:34 ] [ ~zoofman ] Rosetta, you peek your head into a room with two men in masks with antlers. They also have rifles. They aren't alarmed to see you. Odd.
  803. [ 11:53:09 ] [ ~zoofman ] Alright, back at the truck Pavlov sniffs the hairs, then bolts back into the crypt.
  804. [ 11:53:16 ] ! Rosetta tries to smile amicably and raises a hand in a friendly wave.
  805. [ 11:53:22 ] [ ~zoofman ] He eventually points forward, straight ahead from the pit, and barks.
  806. [ 11:53:26 ] [ Rosetta ] She then continues on to the room on the far side of the pit.
  807. [ 11:53:34 ] [ ~zoofman ] (I wasn't done there.)
  808. [ 11:53:47 ] [ Rosetta ] Oh then she doesn't quite yet.
  809. [ 11:54:26 ] [ ~zoofman ] They seem to be examining something next to a small alter. Seem confused about it. One beckons you over.
  810. [ 11:54:40 ] ! Rosetta nods and walks up.
  811. [ 11:55:02 ] ! Chase studies the older gods a moment, looks back at Saryx, and wanders around a bit.
  812. [ 11:55:18 ] [ ~zoofman ] On the alter lies two things.
  813. [ 11:56:01 ] [ ~zoofman ] One is a wanga doll with a knife in it. And a flash drive that it seems one of them pulled out of the doll but got spooked by.
  814. [ 11:56:35 ] [ Genevieve ] "That one of Corbin's?"
  815. [ 11:56:38 ] [ Rosetta ] "Aha. I see."
  816. [ 11:56:56 ] ! Rosetta reaches out with a hand, looking up at one as if to ask if it were okay to take the flash drive.
  817. [ 11:57:23 ] [ ~zoofman ] He steps aside, seems to have no objection
  818. [ 11:58:04 ] [ Rosetta ] "I think so, yeah. Who else would leave them around in odd spots?" Rosetta takes up the flash drive, then takes her phone and plugs it in.
  819. [ 11:58:15 ] [ Rosetta ] "Hey, guys, something here." She waves at the others.
  820. [ 11:58:39 ] [ ~zoofman ] They do, however, watch over your shoulder at the device.
  821. [ 11:59:54 ] [ Saryx ] "What do you got over there, Razor?" Saryx circles around to get over to Razor.
  822. [ 12:00:00 ]  · · Day changed to : [ Tuesday, March 19th 2013 ].
  823. Session Time: Tue Mar 19 00:00:00 2013
  824. [ 12:00:12 ] [ Rosetta ] "'nother flash drive."
  825. [ 12:00:16 ] [ ~zoofman ] added #3. http://pastebin.com/s5SS2dF2
  826. [ 12:02:21 ] ! Chase keeps with Saryx to avoid the whole splitting the party thing, and watches the video
  827. [ 12:02:36 ] [ ~zoofman ] The two masked men seem pretty jolly when they see the preacher and their home, chattering to one another about how rad this demon summing device is or something
  828. [ 12:04:15 ] [ Rosetta ] "I thought they -weren't- toget- oh nevermind." Rosetta winces at the hot springs video. "Not so smooth there." She's rather quiet through the rest, remaining so even after the video finishes.
  829. [ 12:04:26 ] [ Saryx ] "!!!" When the last clip pops up he more or less freaks the fuck out. "Oh God, it's that thing again!" And then proceeds to have a little bitchout to himself.
  830. [ 12:04:31 ] [ Genevieve ] "WHAT WAS THAT!"
  831. [ 12:04:38 ] [ Rosetta ] "...What."
  832. [ 12:04:52 ] [ Genevieve ] "Mermaids!"
  833. [ 12:04:59 ] [ Rosetta ] "...Yes. I saw. But. What."
  834. [ 12:05:29 ] [ Chase ] “What the fuck was that?”
  835. [ 12:05:39 ] ! Chase just stares.
  836. [ 12:05:49 ] ! Chase looks over at Saryx. “What do you know??”
  837. [ 12:05:53 ] ! Genevieve gives Rosetta a look. "You're going to need to explain why a group of mermaids isn't freaking you out."
  838. [ 12:06:15 ] [ ~zoofman ] The two masked guys...don't seem that freaked out?
  839. [ 12:06:21 ] [ ~zoofman ] They seem confused why you are all clammering
  840. [ 12:06:43 ] ! Rosetta is not exactly freaking out, but she is looking pretty much just utterly confused. She scratches her head.
  841. [ 12:06:45 ] [ Saryx ] "That's one of the things I saw after the Gathering! It's here? It's actually a real thing RIGHT HERE ON THIS EARTH RIGHT NOW?!?" A loud and very, very unbecoming "Oh, fuck us!" is what follows.
  842. [ 12:06:51 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas seems confused for different reasons. "Why the hell did this kid leave these in the dumbest places?"
  843. [ 12:07:06 ] [ Chase ] “Rosetta, lemme see that for a moment.”
  844. [ 12:07:19 ] [ Rosetta ] "I just don't...mermaids. Nevermind!" Rosetta shakes her head in frustration and hands the phone to Chase.
  845. [ 12:07:41 ] ! Chase rewinds to the fishladies and shows them to the two stag lords in the room. <Do you know who they are?>
  846. [ 12:07:45 ] [ ~zoofman ] "And yeah that was pretty creepy too."
  847. [ 12:07:51 ] [ Rosetta ] "He's my brother Thomas, and he left them in odd spots so the guys who killed him wouldn't find them easily."
  848. [ 12:08:05 ] ! ~zoofman goes white. Gulps. "Oh. Uh."
  849. [ 12:08:09 ] [ ~zoofman ] "...Sorry. :<"
  850. [ 12:08:38 ] [ ~zoofman ] They nod in unisen. <Sirens.> one of them speaks to you the same way you are now.
  851. [ 12:09:06 ] [ Chase ] <Sirens... I haven’t heard of them.> He frowns, thinking. <Can you tell us more, please?>
  852. [ 12:09:52 ] [ Rosetta ] "I need to find Yanala, though if they got Corbin I dunno if she'd have made it out okay herself."
  853. [ 12:10:52 ] [ ~zoofman ] <When boys deemed worthy to become seers come of age, they are sent to meet The Sirens. They return men, and with the gift of the all voice.> says one.
  854. [ 12:10:56 ] [ ~zoofman ] <Why is this odd?> says the other.
  855. [ 12:13:17 ] [ Genevieve ] "Research later, still a potentially alive hostage, remember?"
  856. [ 12:13:30 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas seems to be digesting this all. "God you guys are in some reaaalll crazy shit...hrm."
  857. [ 12:13:41 ] [ Chase ] <Our people have never seen the Sirens, and I’m not sure that practice is common outside of your people.> he says, honestly. <It was alarming, for the moment. It’s easy to fear what one doesn’t understand. Thank you for the help.>
  858. [ 12:14:44 ] [ Chase ] “Funny thing.” he says to Rosetta and Thomas.
  859. [ 12:15:03 ] [ Rosetta ] "Yeah?"
  860. [ 12:15:12 ] [ Chase ] “We keep running into these guys around where Corbin left his messages. He was trying to hide them, but you think they’re on his trail too, even now?”
  861. [ 12:15:23 ] [ Chase ] He waves the flash drive.
  862. [ 12:15:42 ] [ ~zoofman ] NOW they really seem confused. <You have never been in their embrace yet have the all voice? Blessed are your people. We have much to learn, even with the tellings of your shamans.> The both bow and return to examining the pictographs here.
  863. [ 12:15:44 ] [ Rosetta ] "We're probably racing them to find as many as we can, honestly."
  864. [ 12:16:01 ] ! Chase returns the bow out of politeness.
  865. [ 12:17:44 ] ! Chase hands Rosetta back her phone.
  866. [ 12:17:54 ] [ Saryx ] "What did they say about that... That... Thing?!?" Saryx asks, pointing to the flashdrive to emphasize the mermaidsirenmonstergirlthing.
  867. [ 12:18:07 ] [ ~zoofman ] Mentioning the pictograms...Roll me perception, by the way.
  868. [ 12:18:08 ] ! Chase repeats what the dude said to him about the Sirens.
  869. [ 12:18:16 ] [ Chase ] 2d6-1
  870. [ 12:18:17 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Chase, 2d6-1: 5 [2d6=3,3]
  871. [ 12:18:35 ] [ Saryx ] 2d6 Damnit methinks I need to hit TL8 sooner. Much, much sooner.
  872. [ 12:18:35 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Saryx, Damnit methinks I need to hit TL8 sooner. Much, much sooner.: 8 [2d6=3,5]
  873. [ 12:18:41 ] [ Genevieve ] 2d6
  874. [ 12:18:41 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, 2d6: 9 [2d6=6,3]
  875. [ 12:18:41 ] [ Rosetta ] 2d6 perceptan
  876. [ 12:18:41 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Rosetta, perceptan: 3 [2d6=1,2]
  877. [ 12:19:08 ] ! Rosetta takes back her phone and listens intently. So intently she doesn't anything else for shit apparently.
  878. [ 12:19:19 ] [ ~zoofman ] Genevieve, Saryx, as your eyes glance over what these guys are looking at...
  879. [ 12:20:09 ] [ ~zoofman ] What the bloody hell. That. That there is a swastika carved into the wall. Under it a man making a very iconic salute, and lots below him doing the same.
  880. [ 12:20:35 ] [ Genevieve ] "Haha, what? Nazi necromancers!"
  881. [ 12:20:57 ] [ ~zoofman ] To the right of that, you see a similar scene, with the emblem of Team Rocket.
  882. [ 12:20:57 ] [ Chase ] “Wait, what?”
  883. [ 12:20:58 ]  · · Nick : DiceMaid-9001 : [ Jessie ]
  884. [ 12:20:59 ] [ Jessie ] To protect the world from devastation!
  885. [ 12:21:04 ] ! Chase looks over at the emblems.
  886. [ 12:21:27 ] [ Chase ] “...holy shit. Is this vandalism or some god damn future sight?”
  887. [ 12:21:36 ] ! Rosetta glances over in bewilderment.
  888. [ 12:21:39 ] [ ~zoofman ] to the left of that, you see...well okay the left is nothing like that. You see men on ships of steam and air arriving on an island.
  889. [ 12:21:48 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas squints.
  890. [ 12:21:52 ] [ Genevieve ] "Well...once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, thrice is a pattern."
  891. [ 12:21:54 ]  · · Nick : Jessie : [ DiceMaid-9001 ]
  892. [ 12:21:56 ] ! Saryx stares at the pictograms and his jaw kind of drops. He looked like he might've been about ready to shake the information out of Chase that he was looking for all of two seconds before, but... "... What?!? You've got to be kidding me!"
  893. [ 12:21:57 ] [ ~zoofman ] "Uh, I'm gonna go look on the far left..."
  894. [ 12:22:02 ] [ Genevieve ] "Looks like these guys had some serious precognition."
  895. [ 12:22:21 ] [ Rosetta ] "Or they were time travelers."
  896. [ 12:23:16 ] [ Genevieve ] "Both excellent possibilities, but again. Not really the time to do research as much as I want to."
  897. [ 12:23:52 ] [ Chase ] “..shit. Yeah...”
  898. [ 12:24:03 ] ! Chase follows Thomas to see what he’s looking at.
  899. [ 12:24:17 ] ! Rosetta follows as well!
  900. [ 12:24:31 ] [ ~zoofman ] far far far far far left, like if you walked in the room, immediately turned right. Yes that sounds confusing cause the wall is facing away from you at that point.
  901. [ 12:24:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] Just follow the Thomas
  902. [ 12:26:16 ] [ ~zoofman ] You see something fairly...close to this. http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=661350
  903. [ 12:26:34 ] ! Saryx joins in following. Retcon the shaking to an 'Are you fucking kidding me?!?' type shaking. "Those things are exactly what Bondye said were gonna destroy the world, though, Chase! That the same one I saw is here and giving people all sorts of weird powers... Shit! I gotta call Miracle Eye soon as we're done here!"
  904. [ 12:27:18 ] [ ~zoofman ] After that, you see seven people, arms linked, each with a bird on their shoulders.
  905. [ 12:27:48 ] [ Chase ] “...what? Oh man. Uhh, okay. Try not to shout all that around the stag lords though, okay? Some of them -can- probably understand you. We need to figure all this out.”
  906. [ 12:28:24 ] ! Genevieve touches the pictures around the Deoxys/Mewtwo area. "I'm going with serious precognition."
  907. [ 12:29:07 ] [ ~zoofman ] Xatu, Skarmory, Braviary, Swanna, Honchkrow, and...okay the two on the ends are weird.
  908. [ 12:29:17 ] [ ~zoofman ] One's actually a short dude on a Blaziken, the other has a Ninjask.
  909. [ 12:29:56 ] [ ~zoofman ] Above them is a large sphere in the sky.
  910. [ 12:30:08 ] ! Genevieve snaps a picture of the Seven Samurai.
  911. [ 12:30:15 ] [ Rosetta ] "Oh hey, I have almost half of these. The preevolved forms at least. Should've picked up a ducklett I guess."
  912. [ 12:30:40 ] [ ~zoofman ] After that, the sphere has fallen to the ground and shattered. There are the eight Poke'mon outside this room on the wall again, same formation around it
  913. [ 12:31:10 ] [ Chase ] “Is there anything with wings you ain’t caught yet?”
  914. [ 12:31:18 ] [ ~zoofman ] After that, the same people have fractured their formation into groups among these Poke'mon
  915. [ 12:31:27 ] [ Rosetta ] "Too many things, Chase. Too many."
  916. [ 12:31:34 ] ! Chase scratches his head, looking at all of this.
  917. [ 12:32:02 ] [ ~zoofman ] Then comes viking ships on an island. A new person. A Swablu.
  918. [ 12:32:17 ] [ ~zoofman ] A scene of war...there's unity again, minus the Blaziken guy.
  919. [ 12:32:30 ] [ ~zoofman ] After that you have the steam ships, then Hitler.
  920. [ 12:32:59 ] [ Genevieve ] 3d6 Gen Ed for Visiwan History
  921. [ 12:32:59 ] [ DiceMaid-9001 ] Genevieve, Gen Ed for Visiwan History: 5 [3d6=3,1,1]
  922. [ 12:33:06 ] [ Saryx ] Saryx continues to look on as well, though this time whispering 'furiously' at Chase. "... Shouldn't they know they're worshipping some kind of monster that's going to bring about the end of the world, though? I think that's something they should know!"
  923. [ 12:33:14 ] [ ~zoofman ] Genevieve was a terrible student but this is pretty basic Visiwan history.
  924. [ 12:33:44 ] [ Rosetta ] "...There should be one more."
  925. [ 12:33:48 ] [ ~zoofman ] In fact after Hitler and such you recount most the events of the last 150 years.
  926. [ 12:33:57 ] [ ~zoofman ] The far, far right is what's weird.
  927. [ 12:34:10 ] [ ~zoofman ] and it's what the Stag Lords are bobbling over.
  928. [ 12:34:35 ] [ Rosetta ] "At least, I think there should. Something something Unown tribe something. I dunno, there's a reason why no one's ever found Unown ruins on Visiwa, yet, there were apparently records of a tribe associated with them at one point."
  929. [ 12:35:01 ] [ Genevieve ] "Maybe they put them in Different Space."
  930. [ 12:35:26 ] [ ~zoofman ] One of the guys actually comes over, grabs Saryx, and drags him over to the far right.
  931. [ 12:35:36 ] [ ~zoofman ] They start to squabble among each other as they look between him and the wall.
  932. [ 12:35:57 ] [ Rosetta ] "Hey..." Rosetta trots after Saryx.
  933. [ 12:36:07 ] ! Chase puts a hand on Saryx’s shoulder and says quietly. “Look, you can’t just bring this up to them without some kind of proof. You know you’re saying you saw God and he told you that their first girlfriend is trying to destroy the world. You know that sounds crazy, right? You’re not gonna convince them easily, and they have guns.”
  934. [ 12:36:31 ] [ Saryx ] "Whoa whoa hey what are you guys doing?!?" He cries out as he gets pulled off helplessly.
  935. [ 12:36:45 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas actually starts laughing as he looks at it.
  936. [ 12:36:46 ] [ Chase ] Oh whoops
  937. [ 12:36:51 ] [ ~zoofman ] "What the hell DID YA DO?"
  938. [ 12:37:01 ] [ Chase ] He says that before Saryx gets dragged off.
  939. [ 12:37:16 ] ! Chase raises an eyebrow and goes over to look.
  940. [ 12:37:50 ] [ Saryx ] Wait, is that Thomas or the Staglords saying 'what the hell...?'
  941. [ 12:37:54 ] [ ~zoofman ] Okay, so. You see two more people among the bottom, like they are crawling out of something. One has antlers, the other has an alphic lettering around them.
  942. [ 12:37:57 ] [ ~zoofman ] (That's Thomas)
  943. [ 12:39:36 ] ! Chase looks closer.
  944. [ 12:39:40 ] [ ~zoofman ] Above that, you see a picture that looks a lot like a shirtless Saryx...
  945. [ 12:40:16 ] ! Rosetta covers her mouth and tries to stop from bursting into laughter. It doesn't look like it's working very well.
  946. [ 12:40:17 ] ! Saryx looks as close as the Staglords let him and... And... And... Ummm... Whelp!
  947. [ 12:40:26 ] [ ~zoofman ] and he's accidently groping some chick you don't recognize.
  948. [ 12:40:41 ] ! Genevieve takes another picture.
  949. [ 12:40:51 ] [ ~zoofman ] "WELP."
  950. [ 12:40:53 ] [ Rosetta ] Still shaking from muffled laughter, Rosetta also starts taking blurry pictures with her phone.
  951. [ 12:40:53 ] [ Genevieve ] "Looks like they predicted that too."
  952. [ 12:41:00 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas has had enough of this and just continues to roll laughing.
  953. [ 12:41:16 ] [ Saryx ] ". . ." Saryx staaares at the picture, all sorts of confused. "You have got to be fucking kidding me!"
  954. [ 12:41:20 ] [ ~zoofman ] Interesting to note the tattoo on this picture's back, by the way!
  955. [ 12:42:03 ] [ Rosetta ] "Oh geez I think I'm gonna die." Rosetta wheezes out between full on laughs now. She manages to steady herself enough to take a stable picture.
  956. [ 12:42:14 ] [ Saryx ] It's kind of clear Saryx has just plain given up on today making any sense.
  957. [ 12:42:17 ] [ Rosetta ] "Saryx who -is- that chick?"
  958. [ 12:42:17 ] [ Genevieve ] "Now I'm kind of disappointed the rest of us aren't here, but Saryx getting to second was worth remembering."
  959. [ 12:42:19 ] [ ~zoofman ] The Stag Lords seem VERY CONFUSED GUYS THIS IS CERIAL - naw just kidding they are laughing too
  960. [ 12:42:26 ] [ Chase ] “Pfffffffhahaha oh man, Saryx. How the fuck did you get put in the same room with the rise of Hitler and Team Rocket?”
  961. [ 12:42:26 ]  · · Nick : DiceMaid-9001 : [ Jessie ]
  962. [ 12:42:28 ] [ Jessie ] To protect the world from devastation!
  963. [ 12:42:38 ] [ Chase ] No one loves you, Jessie.
  964. [ 12:42:39 ]  · · Nick : Jessie : [ DiceMaid-9001 ]
  965. [ 12:44:47 ] [ Genevieve ] "OKAY, but really." Gen gets out of the pictogram room before things get any wackier and heads for the unexplored tunnel.
  966. [ 12:45:23 ] [ Rosetta ] "Saryx, spill it. Do you know this chick?"
  967. [ 12:45:27 ] ! Saryx looks up at the picture, shaking his head before reaching into his shirt. He slowly pulls out the golden necklace with the gemstones in it and holds it up to the girl. Seems to match with the one dangling around her neck.
  968. [ 12:45:54 ] [ Chase ] “So that’s her. Your cinnamon girl...”
  969. [ 12:45:58 ] [ Saryx ] "I... I think that's the girl from... From the Gathering... And..."
  970. [ 12:46:50 ] [ Chase ] On a more serious note, he says, “Something that happened there had to have been important if it got slapped among everything else here... But hell if we know what.”
  971. [ 12:47:04 ] [ Saryx ] "... That tattoo... That really is me... I, ummm..." He's completely lost for words. He just... Nope.
  972. [ 12:47:06 ] [ Chase ] “...I’m gonna catch up with Gen before we run into her zombie or something.”
  973. [ 12:47:18 ] ! Chase goes to slip out.
  974. [ 12:47:26 ] ! Rosetta steps back and takes a last picture with both Saryx and the pictogram in it.
  975. [ 12:48:16 ] [ ~zoofman ] Thomas finally stops laughing and "Oh...right.. they needed help with something. Uh." He continues on.
  976. [ 12:48:23 ] [ Rosetta ] "We'll uh...figure this out later."
  977. [ 12:48:29 ] ! Rosetta goes to follow Chase and the others.
  978. [ 12:48:49 ] ! Saryx looks back at Rose. "If you're taking pictures, I ... Think you might wanna hold that open to take one--Hey, get back here!"
  979. [ 12:48:51 ] [ ~zoofman ] Alright, we'll be wrapping up here so here's what you see at the end of this hall.
  980. [ 12:49:33 ] [ ~zoofman ] You see the path curve to the left, into a courtyard. A garden even. Fruit trees all around, stores of whatever food the bandits had with them, seemed they used this area a lot.
  981. [ 12:50:12 ] [ ~zoofman ] At the center you see a machine, fully assembled and operational. Several solar panels. There's about a half dozen of these men freaking out in front of it.
  982. [ 12:51:01 ] [ ~zoofman ] aside from the mechanical parts, there's a child stuck in a large vat filled with liquid, a rebreather over her mouth, several IV's.
  983. [ 12:51:17 ] [ ~zoofman ] And...in the same vat is a half formed Mewtwo.
  984. [ 12:51:30 ] [ Genevieve ] "!"
  985. [ 12:51:52 ] [ Rosetta ] "Oh fuck no."
  986. [ 12:52:09 ] [ Chase ] “What in the name of Bondye...”
  987. [ 12:52:27 ] [ ~zoofman ] The two are connected by IV's. The device is operational, and these guys are -flipping shit- about how to solve this.
  988. [ 12:52:32 ] [ ~zoofman ] (/session) :>
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