Fuck Them Gently

This is a song for the gamers
But developers, listen closely
You don't always have to fuck 'em hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got buy their love
And fucking give 'em some goodies too
Sometimes ya' give them things
Sometimes some free DLC
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I made your remake
And then you say wait a minute gamer
I think it's some features missin'
Could you mod them in for me
That's fucking teamwork
What's your favorite plat?
That's cool with me
I can't code on it
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite game?
I won't remake it
But I'll bundle it with Amazon
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard