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- Be forewarned, I use caps to place emphasis on certain words. You’ll find out why soon enough...
- >Day Sunburn sucks in Equestria
- >Be Anon the Burned.
- >Shit hurts yo.
- >Suffer through the triple-s.
- >Whilst showering, and crying, you wonder what you did that brought all this suffering upon your person.
- >After painstakingly finishing with your shower and subsequent morning tasks, you head downstairs for a bowl of cereal, and some aloe for the damn burn.
- >Whilst rubbing the soothing ointment on yourself you hear a knock at your door.
- >You decide to finish getting the ointment on before opening the door.
- >When you open the door you see none other than Fluttershy.
- >”M-m-my Anon.... You look rather aPEALing today.”
- >Did this bitch just make a joke out of your painful ordeal?
- “Flutters? Did you just make a horrible pun out of my sunburn?”
- >”Why yes Anon, I did. What’s the matter? Can’t take the HEAT?”
- >Dis pone right hur.
- “You do realize that sunburn isn’t really from heat, right? But is actually from radiation from the sun?”
- >”...Oh...”
- >Flutters appears to have lost all of her momentum on the pun train, now’s your time to fight back.
- “Hey Flutters, you okay? You look as though you’re BURNING up out there.”
- >A look of acknowledgement passes Flutters face as she realizes that you can play the pun game as well as anyone else.
- “What’s the matter? All of your puns RADIATE away?”
- >”So puns aren’t your fetish anon?”
- >If you weren’t so damn burned you’d be rockin a full boner right now.
- >Better to let her down gently, so she won’t get her feelings hurt too bad.
- >Also would be pretty hard to bone her with a full body burn anyways…
- “Flutters, you’re a great mare, but you’re not the mare for me... I don’t think it would work out anyways, me being a human, and you being a pony and all...
- >Fluttershy realizes that she is getting burned, and she is not very happy about it.
- >“No! Darn it Anon! Anypony else would have the decency to not let a mare down so many times after she has given so much to just get the princess to increase the amount of UV radiation you received to give— ”
- >She stops short in her rant when she realizes that she is letting some vital info loose.
- “Flutters? Did you convince the princess to give me a full-body sunburn just so you could try out a few cheeky puns on me?”
- >The guilty pone looks dejectedly at the floor. Wallowing in shame of getting caught.
- >“Anon, I couldn’t help it. You know I love you. Why can’t you love me back?”
- >That is quite the question isn’t it?
- “Well Flutters, I can safely say that I love you… About as much as a whore loves the clap.”
- >“Anon? What’s ‘the clap’?”
- >That’s right. These are ponies, and they don’t have the clap…
- “Let’s just say it’s a bad thing Flutters…”
- >“S-s-s-so that was a BURN?”
- >You have given up all hope of denying her what she knows she’s won.
- “Alright Flutters you win.”
- >Dejectedly, you let Fluttershy in, and prepare more aloe lotion.
- >You’re going to need it if you are going to be,
- >Painfully,
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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