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- “Dash you uh…”
- >”Oh come on, Anon! Pleaaaaaase?”
- >Dash gave you puppy dog eyes as she looked up at you, begging you.
- >You were surprised as all Hell that she was asking this of you, she had never wanted something like this from you.
- >Hell it took her about 2 weeks of warming up to you to even start cuddling, but now it seemed she was extremely comfortable around you.
- >But this… Was kind of different from wanting to be cuddled.
- “Well…”
- >”I even have this!”
- >She holds a crude makeshift helmet made out of tin-foil.
- >She was serious.
- >Damn it… When you showed her Star-Wars, you didn’t really think she would do THIS.”
- “Oh for Celestia’s sake… Fine.”
- >You take the helmet from her hands and her eyes light up with excitement and she smiles.
- >”Awesome! This is going to be so fun!”
- >You place the helmet on your head with a sigh… This was going to be…
- >Dash bolts off to the other room and comes back a second later with a…
- “Dash what is… That?”
- >She is holding a small stick made out of a toilet paper tube with some tin-foil sticking out of it.
- >”It’s my lightsaber!”
- “Uh…”
- >The smile on her face turns to a determined grin.
- >”Alright Darth Vader! You can’t take my friends!”
- >She holds the ‘lightsaber’ defensively in her hooves, taking what looks like a Samurai stance with it. You would be compelled to chuckle at the sight had you not been slightly confused.
- >A small silence sets in before she cocks an eyebrow at you. “Well?”
- >You snap out of your confusion.
- “O- oh um… Luke Sky-”
- >”Rainbow Skywalker!”
- >...
- “...Ugh… Rainbow Skywalker… Join me on the Dark Side!”
- >She scowls. “I’ll never betray my friends!”
- >With the most adorable battlecry ever, she suddenly bolts off toward you.
- “WAIT WHAT-”
- >She starts hitting you over the head with the makeshift ‘lightsaber’. It really wasn’t hard enough to hurt you that much, but still…
- “Hey!”
- >”I’ll stop you!”
- “What in the…”
- >She jumps on top of you, pulling you to the ground.
- >Then, she towers over you, looking down at you with an angry smile.
- >”I’m gonna have to…”
- >She drops her ‘lightsaber’ next to you on the floor.
- >”Stop you…” She wiggles her eyebrows at you in a seductive manner.
- >Oh boy…
- >Suddenly an idea forms.
- “No…”
- >You quickly shift your weight to where you are on top of her.
- >She gasps as you hold her there, looking down into her now confused face with a smirk.
- “I… Am your father!”
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