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- >As you lay down to take a light nap in the afternoon, something smashes through your window.
- >You look over and see a brick sitting there on the ground.
- "Who the fuck..."
- >Stand up and stomp over to the door.
- >When you open it, Fluttershy quickly flies in and slams her hoof down on your foot.
- "FUCK!"
- >You jump backward and grab your foot, then look at the fuming Fluttershy.
- "What the fuck Fluttershy! You can't just come in people's houses like that!"
- >She flies up so she's eye level with you.
- >"You shut up you fucking asshole! I've had it with your dumb shit, stop pussyfooting around and fucking have sex with me already!"
- >Jesus.
- "The fuck is wrong with you Fluttershy?"
- >"Nothing is wrong with me, but everything is wrong with you!"
- >You take a deep breath.
- >"I try so fucking hard every day to try to impress you, but all you do is cast me away as if I'm nothing! Am I nothing to you Anon? AM I NOTHING?!"
- >She begins circling you as she rants.
- >"It's always come here happy, go home crying, come here happy, go home crying, it's like it never ends-"
- >Roll your eyes as she continues to whine and complain.
- >As she rounds your face for the sixth time, you see that something's wrong with the mark on her ass.
- >All of the butterflies are upside down.
- >You grab her by the face and put her under your arm.
- >"GET YOUR HOT MONKEY HANDS OFF ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT HUNK!"
- >She beats on your side as you walk out of the house.
- >Gotta get some help for this shit.
- >Put your hand to your chin and stroke the beard you wish you had.
- "Who usually knows what the fuck is going on?"
- >You arrive at Twilight's treebrary.
- >When you knock on the door, it lightly opens.
- >Spike is sitting there in the corner with an exhausted expression on his face.
- >Twilight is just laying on the floor, a puddle of drool forming where her open mouth is.
- >"GOD DAMN IT ANON STOP CARRYING ME AROUND LIKE SOME KIND OF ACCESSORY THAT'S NOT ON YOUR COCK!"
- >Fluttershy's outburst startles Spike and he quickly jumps up.
- >Once seeing you, he smiles brightly.
- >"Anon, something's really wrong with Twi-"
- >He stops once seeing Fluttershy thrashing around under your arm.
- >"It might be more than just Twilight then..."
- "What's wrong with Twilight?"
- >He walks over to Twilight and pokes her on the stomach.
- >She lifts her head and looks at him.
- >"Hey Spook. How you is?"
- >"Twilight, you have a visitor."
- >She stands up slowly, turning toward you.
- >"Hi Anon, is dat Flutter...Flutters...Flutey?"
- >Fluttershy grips your side.
- >"THIS IS MY ANON! I WILL CUT OUT YOUR HEART WITH MY TEETH IF YOU EVEN TRY IT SISTER!"
- >Twilight, too stupid to understand that Fluttershy had responded, begins sucking on her hoof.
- >Well this was a bust.
- >How can a retard help you solve this mystery?
- "Spike, can you somewhat control her?"
- >He looks at his friend as she circles a hoof around her horn, occasionally touching it and giggling at the sensation.
- >"I... I can try."
- "Good. We have to go round up the rest of the ponies that are like this because I'm damn sure there's some out there."
- >He nods and walks over to you, waving Twilight over.
- >She walks up to him and licks his head.
- "Fluttershy."
- >"What?"
- >Look down at her.
- "Will you not attack me if I let you go?"
- >"Don't be a fuckin' idiot and I won't have to."
- "Alright then."
- >You release her and she drops onto the floor beside you.
- >She stretches her body out and then glares at Twilight.
- >You tap her on the ass and look at Spike.
- "Is something different about Twilight's cutie mark?"
- >He looks at it and squints for a second, then his eyes go wide.
- >"It looks like the whole thing is turned upside down!"
- >You point to Fluttershy's rear and he draws the connection.
- >Fluttershy walks out the door and looks back.
- >"Are we going to fucking go already or are both of you going to stare at our asses?"
- >You sigh.
- "This is gonna be an adventure."
- >"Fuck your witty comments."
- "Fuck you too Fluttershy."
- >"Bet you won't."
- >You shake your head and exit the treebrary.
- >When all of you are outside, Spike points up at the sky.
- >Look up and see that it's full of clouds.
- >"It was Rainbow's job to do that today, where is she?"
- >Twilight steps forward.
- >"If I know Rainbow, the cranberries should definitely be ripe."
- >Fluttershy's eye twitches.
- >"Can we kill her?"
- "No Fluttershy, we're not killing Twilight."
- >She groans.
- >"Yeah, okay. Let's go find Rainbow."
- "Take us to her house."
- >Fluttershy looks up at you.
- >"Excuse me?"
- >You sigh.
- "Could you please take us to her house?
- >"Fuck me in the ass first."
- >She turns and lifts her tail, showing off her actually quite plump rump and what rests between it.
- "I'm not fucking you in the ass."
- >She turns back around and gives you a dirty smile.
- >"Then I won't tell you where her house is."
- >Spike shakes his head.
- >"We don't have time for this."
- >She looks at Spike.
- >"Well then maybe you should convince your friend to shove it inside me so I can tell him where she lives..."
- "Fluttershy."
- >She looks back up at you.
- >"Yeah?"
- "I will fuck your asshole raw after all of this is over. You just have to help us do this."
- >She smirks.
- >"Okay. I'll take you there."
- >She flies up to your face.
- >"But you better keep your promise."
- "I will."
- >"I shitted!"
- >You both look over at Twilight to see that she has in fact shat on the street.
- >Spike covers his face with a clawed hand.
- >"Alright all of you, follow me."
- >You stand under Rainbow's cloud mansion.
- "So how do we get up there?"
- >A meek voice from behind you speaks.
- >"U-um, why d-do you want to go up there?"
- >You all turn around to see Rainbow Dash sitting there on the grass.
- >"H-hi guys..."
- >Her cutie mark is upside down as well.
- "Hey Rainbow. We've got a bit of a problem here."
- >"R-really? What's wr-wrong?"
- >Fluttershy flies over to her.
- >"Hey, quit being such a fuckin' baby and stand up."
- >She immediately stands up, locking eyes with Fluttershy.
- >"I-I'm s-sorry..."
- >She looks down and tears stream down her cheeks, dripping onto the ground in front of her.
- "Fluttershy, stop."
- >Flutterbutter looks back at you and rolls her eyes before moving to the side.
- >You walk over to Rainbow and kneel down.
- "Rainbow Dash."
- >She snivels and looks up at you.
- "Please calm down. No one here is going to hurt you."
- >Fluttershy mumbles, "Unless you're fucking stupid."
- >You punch Fluttershy in the face and she stumbles backward, slamming into Twilight.
- >Twilight screams, "GRAPES!"
- >Lightly shake your head then look back at Rainbow.
- "See? They're just a bunch of crazies."
- >"Okay..."
- "We have to take you with us now, because something is very very wrong with you and everyone."
- >Her pupils shrink.
- >"A-a-am I going t-t-to die?"
- "No! No no no, of course not! But you have to come with us so we can figure out how to help you."
- >Come to think of it, how the fuck were you going to help them anyway?
- >Ehh, you'll find out eventually.
- >Rainbow snivels again.
- >"O-okay... Where are w-we going?"
- "We have see if there are any other ponies affected by this."
- >She snivels again and looks up at you.
- >"U-um... I don't know if I can..."
- >"UGH!"
- >Fluttershy stomps her hooves on the ground.
- >"We don't have all day!"
- >Turn to her.
- "Flutterbutter, I'll fuck you up if you don't shut up."
- >She huffs and turns around.
- >Shake your head and look back at Rainbow.
- "Look, if I promise to protect you, does that make it better?"
- >She smiles.
- >"Y-yes..."
- >You smile back to her and reach down, scooping her into your arms.
- >She looks down at Fluttershy and Twilight when you stand up.
- "There. Everyone good to go?"
- >Fluttershy growls at Rainbow.
- >Rainbow grips your arm tighter.
- >Twilight uses her magic to draw a bug in the dirt.
- >Spike touches her horn to cease the magic and then gives a thumbs up to you.
- "Alright. Rarity next."
- >Fluttershy looks up at you.
- >"You got a crush on her too, you manwhore?!"
- "YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU YELLOW SHIT."
- >She smiles.
- >"I knew you didn't. She's too much of a bitch for you to handle."
- >Fluttershy flies to the front of the pack and starts walking.
- >Rainbow leans in to you.
- >"She scares me..."
- "She's not that bad. I'll keep you safe."
- >You get to Carousel Boutique and Fluttershy bucks the door in.
- "FLUTTERSHY YOU CAN'T JUST-"
- >You stop once seeing the inside of her house.
- >Trash and food are scattered all around the place and Rarity lays there on the couch eating some ice cream while looking at a magazine.
- >She finishes the ice cream and throws the container onto the floor behind her.
- >She looks over at all of you and smiles, showing off bits of food in her teeth.
- >Rainbow whispers.
- >"Ew..."
- "Yeah."
- >Spike tries to grab Twilight before she rushes ahead, but he misses.
- >"T-Twilight, no!"
- >All of you watch as she body slams into the pile of trash and starts swimming through it.
- >"I'm a dolphin!"
- >Spike waddles over to help her get off the floor.
- "Rarity... What the fuck is all this?"
- >She kicks a container over, its contents spilling out onto the floor.
- >Both of you look at it.
- >Fluttershy shakes her head and flies up.
- >"I can't deal with this shit. Come get me when you're done."
- >She leaves the house and you return your attention to Rarity.
- "I'll repeat myself. What the fuck is all this?"
- >"All what dear?"
- >Rarity stands up on the couch, a few cups of tea that sat there spilling over.
- >Her white coat is stained on many places and she has a menacing aroma of fish about her.
- >Rainbow buries her snout in your arm so she doesn't have to smell it.
- "Alright, turn to the side."
- >She does and raises an eyebrow at you.
- >Her cutie mark is upside down as well.
- "Yup. Come with us."
- >"Come with you? Why?"
- >You look at Twilight who managed to make the mess even worse by pissing herself.
- >Spike frantically tries to throw the trash she's soiling with her urine out of the way.
- >Look back at Rarity.
- "Well in short, you're all... different. And we have to fix you. So, we're going to take you to the town square and hopefully get you fixed."
- >Twilight sits up.
- >"My mommy told me my doggie was going to get fixed."
- >Surprised she is able to form a full sentence, you ask,
- "Really?"
- >"Yeah, but he never came back. Will we come back?"
- "We're not like your terrible mother, so you'll come back Twilight. But first, we have to get everyone out there."
- >You walk over, grab Rarity by her greasy mane, and throw her out the door.
- >She yells as she flies past Fluttershy who has a clothespin over her nose.
- >"Are we going to go already? It smells like bunny shit that's been marinating in an artificial semen filled birdhouse for six hours. And don't ask me how I know that."
- "Yeah sure, Spike get Twilight out of that shit."
- >A few minutes of grunting and poorly disguised curse words, Spike gets Twilight out of the trash heap and outside with the rest of you.
- >By then Rarity has stood herself up and now looks at you angrily.
- >"Why did you have to be so rude about it? You could have asked me!"
- "Fluttershy."
- >Fluttershy flies next to Rarity and glares at her as if she had just eaten her newborn on a sandwich with peanut butter.
- >Rarity quickly straightens up, her body still smelling of fish and shit.
- >"On second thought, that action fit the situation perfectly."
- >Fluttershy smiles and looks away.
- >Rainbow lifts her snout from your arm and looks up at you.
- >"Where a-are we going n-next?"
- "Let's try to find Pinkie. I'm just dying to see what she'll be like..."
- >You look under the last booth in SugarCube Corner.
- "This is a waste of my fucking time."
- >Rainbow nudges your chest with her hoof.
- >"A-Anon, don't be mean to Pinkie."
- "But she's not even here, why are we looking in these weird places?"
- >A hoof slaps you in the ass and you turn back to see Fluttershy there.
- >"Because she's a weird pony. You know this."
- >Rarity groans.
- >"Good heavens, what on earth is that terrible smell?"
- >Stand up and turn to her.
- "Did you finally smell yourself Rarity?"
- >Ignoring your comment, she peers inside the kitchen.
- >"I think I found her."
- >You walk over to Rarity and smell cupcakes.
- >Yeah, Rarity's definitely fucked if she thinks what she smells like is good and cupcakes are bad.
- >Walk past her and into the kitchen where Pinkie sits at a small table set up in the middle of the room.
- >Her mane is completely flat and she just stares at a cupcake on the plate in front of her.
- "Pinkie?"
- >She slowly looks up at you.
- >In a monotone voice she asks, "Yes?"
- "What's wrong with your hair?"
- >"I didn't feel like touching it."
- "...Okay. Could you stand up for me?"
- >She gets out of the chair she's on and as she does you see that her balloons cutie mark is flipped upside down.
- "I thought so... Pinkie you have to come with us."
- >She walks over to you.
- >"Where are we going?"
- "The town square. Something's wrong with all of you."
- >You point back out of the kitchen at Fluttershy as she screams at Rarity, saying that she smells like a dumpster filled with aborted foals.
- >Pinkie looks up at you, still bearing no expression on her face.
- >"Let's get this over with. I'm tired."
- >She walks out of the kitchen slowly.
- >Rainbow whispers to you.
- >"She's just like her sister now."
- >You smirk.
- "It's better than how she usually is... All hyper and fucking annoying as shit."
- >"That's not very nice."
- >You start walking with the group back out of SugarCube Corner.
- "I don't really care Rainbow. I'm just glad she's not like that right now."
- >She lightly shakes her head and then rests it on your arm.
- >When you all get outside, a voice yells out.
- >"OH MY GARSH AJ, IT'S ALL YER FRIENDS IN ONE PLACE!"
- >You turn to see a very happy looking Big Mac galloping over with an extremely bored Applejack riding on his back.
- >Fluttershy shakes her head.
- >"Oh great, why don't you just join the group of us freaks..."
- >Big Mac rushes over and stops just in front of her.
- >"Well if yer offerin', I'd gladly join!"
- >He stands next to her and you see that both his and Applejack's cutie marks are upside down.
- >Did it happen to the whole town?
- >Usually when shit goes wrong, it's only to those six.
- >But for it to happen to Big Mac also...
- >This might actually be a problem.
- >Fluttershy flies up to eye level with AJ as she lays on Big Mac's back.
- >"Applejack, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why can't you walk on your own?"
- >AJ stretches her body out and smiles.
- >"Ah would, but that would require movin'..."
- >She's lazy as shit.
- >Fluttershy is about to say something else when you cut in.
- "Alright, quit arguing. Let's just get to the town square, okay?"
- >"Pancakes!"
- >Look back at Twilight.
- "Yes Twilight. Pancakes. Not let's get moving."
- >All of you start walking to the middle of town.
- >Rarity looks back as she walks.
- >"So Anonymous, what exactly are you going to do when we get there?"
- "I'll figure it out."
- >Fluttershy quickly flies up to your face.
- >"What do you mean? You're saying I've had to deal with all of these pathetic ponies and YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A WAY TO FIX THEM?!"
- >You grab her by the throat and throw her down on the ground.
- "I promised you I would have sex with you when this is over, shouldn't you be looking forward to that?"
- >She nods.
- >"Yes, but if you don't fix them then it'll never be over."
- "True. You're forgetting something about Equestria though, it's fucking magical. So shut the fuck up and wait you impatient shit."
- >Fluttershy gives you soul piercing glare.
- >Then she flies up to your ear and whispers.
- >"That was so assertive I came a little."
- "Don't give a shit, get back down there with them."
- >She sighs and lands next to Pinkie.
- >"Hey, what's wrong with you?"
- >Pinkie looks over at Fluttershy and tilts her head.
- >"What do you mean?"
- >The two of them stare at each other for a few seconds before simultaneously looking back forward.
- >You finally reach the town square and sit down on a stair.
- "Alright. Spike, how do you send letters and stuff?"
- >"I use my dragon breath."
- "We have to use your magical dragon shit to get a letter out to Princess Celestia."
- >He pulls a piece of paper and a colored pencil out from behind his back.
- "Where did you get... Never mind, doesn't matter. Tell Princess Celestia we need her presence here immediately."
- >Fluttershy punches you in the side.
- >You look a her.
- >"You mean to tell me that we went through all this trouble to collect everypony and bring them here when you could have just contacted her after we found Twilight?!"
- "I am not a smart man."
- >Fluttershy groans.
- "Alright Spike, tell her we need her here."
- >"Okay."
- >He writes it down and burns it with his breath.
- >The smoke from the burnt paper swirls away.
- >A few seconds go by and then a blue light appears before you.
- >Princess Luna steps out from the light and looks at everyone.
- >Her eyes stop on Twilight who licks her groin like a dog.
- >"Sister is busy with paperwork... What is the meaning of this?"
- >You stand.
- "I don't know what the fuck happened to everyone here. All I know is they're acting the exact opposite of what they usually are."
- >Princess Luna stands there waiting for an explanation.
- >Point to Twilight who is still licking herself.
- "Twilight is stupid."
- >Turn to Pinkie who slowly blinks while staring forward.
- "Pinkie is dull and boring."
- >Look down at Rainbow in your arms.
- "Rainbow is shy."
- >Point at Fluttershy who growls at you.
- "Fluttershy is an asshole."
- >Look at Rarity who is on the far right away from everyone else.
- "She finds filth attractive."
- >Turn to Applejack and Big Mac.
- "Applejack is lazy and Big Mac is energetic and talkative."
- >You look back at the Princess.
- "And all of their cutie marks are upside down."
- >She looks at all of the ponies again and then back to you.
- "And who knows how many others there could-"
- >She stops you by raising a hoof.
- >"Anonymous."
- "What?"
- >Luna smiles.
- >From her smile alone you understand what has happened.
- >The world starts to shake and vibrate and Luna flies up into the sky.
- "GOD DAMN YOU AND YOUR FUCKING DREAM SHIT LUNA!"
- >You sit up in bed and see Luna and Fluttershy sitting next to your bed, both of them giggling like crazy.
- "YOU BOTH THINK YOU'RE REAL FUCKING FUNNY DON'T YOU?!"
- >Fluttershy flies up and lands on your bed.
- >"S-so about that anal sex promise..."
- "FUCK NO!"
- >Luna uses her magic to hold you down.
- >"Tis a good thing it's opposite day."
- >Fluttershy turns around and lifts her tail.
- "I hate both of you."
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