BloodRayne: No Regrets: random EPI 001

PIONEER 2: RANDOM RANDOMNESS 1
Rayne: So, there I was, waist deep in blood at Wetworks.
Jenny: Eeks.
Angel: Swim swim hungry, swim swim hungry?
Rayne: Mmmm.
Jake: What happened next?
Rayne: The Brute charged at me, so I was waiting to slash it. when all of a sudden...
Angel: Gasp!
Jake: So then what happened?
Rayne: It was running at me at full speed, but then it triped on something and right into my blades. Spurt!
Angel: Ha! Ha! Ouch!
Jenny: Any others?
Jake: Ummm. Well.
Rayne: Hmm?
Jake: I sorta... Happened so fast.
Angel: What did?
Jake: Well, you see... Uh. I'm pregnant.
Rayne: Huh. Well this is interesting.
Angel: Ah, must have been some sort of mutant alien type of thing I saw you with some time ago.
Jake: Yeah. I don't know how it happened. Just sorta did. Mmm... Hmm?
Jenny: Ok then.
Rayne: Right. So you're ok with this?
Jake: Sorry.
Jenny: Better him then me!
Angel: Hee! I know.
Rayne: Guh! I... Rayne.exe has stopped responding.
Jake: Ah, before I forget, one more thing, Jenny.
Jenny: What is it Jake?
Jake: I... uh. I mean. Well, it's like this.
Angel: Mew. Koosh! Koosh! *washes face*
Rayne: Catnip for the good Kitty.
Angel: Purr!  *giggles*
Jenny: Oh. Meow?
Jake: I sorta kinda made a teeny weeny lil scratch to you aircar not too long ago.
Jenny: YOU DID WHAT?!
Jake: It's not thaaaaat bad.
Jenny: Must. See. Car. NOW!
Jake: Ok! Ok! *opens a garage door* See....
Jenny: My car! You'll pay!
Jake: Oh, calm down.
Jenny: You call this a little scratch?! I make big dent in your forhead next!
Jake: Oh come on! I'ts not even noticeable from the front or back. Eeep! *dodges Foie*
Rayne: Think there would be an easy way to fix it.
Angel: Yeah, you'd think, but... Hey!
Jake: Now don't do anything hasty! Ahh!
Jenny: Can I borrow this? Thanks.
Angel: My Chain Sawd! ...Please be gentle with it. Don't want it scratched.
Rayne: Think I'll sit this one out.
Jenny: Whatever. *turns Chain Sawd on*
Jake: EEKS! *runs faster dodging Foie and Barta*
Rayne: Waiter! Check please.
Waiter: We don't serve your kind around here.
Rayne; Is it so? 'blades extend*
Waiter: Ahhh! No! Nooo! Not the neck! *screams like school girl* Whyyyyyyyyyyy?! *bitten by Rayne*
Angel: Ah, quite messy now. Well, goodnight everyone!
Rayne: Mmm. Not bad. Try some Angel.
Angel: Ah. No thanks. *tips her hat*
Jake: My arm doesn't bend that way!
Jenny: Snappy bendy!
Angel: So, how bout those Rappies?
Rayne: Ah, didn't do so well in the second quarter.
Angel: Eh, they were never any good to start with.
Rayne: True, seems to be getting worse every season.
Angel: Yep. Say, Rayne, you still have a little on you.
Rayne: Oh, thanks. *licks blood off*
Angel: Goodnight everyone in Photon Land. Stay classic.
Rayne: Or generic.
Angel: I love you.
Rayne: Not now. We're still broadcasting.
Angel: This job doesn't pay enough.
Rayne: Good for some Mesta.
Angel: Gil too.
Rayne: The copyrights...
Angel: No copyright law in the Universe will... I forget. Oh whatever.
Rayne: Ding! Now lets take the cake out of the oven and see how it turned out.
Angel: Nothing to see here.
Rayne: The cake is a lie.
Angel: I can hear you people at home booing. Huh. But not the audience.
Rayne: Your welcome.
Angel: Nice. Nothing but blood and body bits. Does the insurance cover this?
Rayne: Hey, I was bored, ok. But, now that you mention it, is covered.
Angel: Cool.
Jake: My spleen!
Jenny: My car!
Angel: My word!
Rayne: My Blood Bunnies!
Angel: Should the camera man be nodding off like that?
Rayne: Huh? Oh, he isn't napping cause he's bored.
Angel: Raaayne!
Rayne: Hee! *camera man falls on mattress*
Angel: No bite marks. What did you do to him?
Rayne: Switched his coffee with decaf.
Angel: That was mean. So... where's the regular coffee?
Rayne: Over here.
Angel: Woo!
Rayne: Some random stuff.
Angel: Some random reply.
Rayne: Guess it's getting close to bed time.
Angel: Yup, should get ready.
Rayne: Mmm. Nice and cozy.
Angel: Yes.
Rayne: Let's try something different tonight.
Angel: Okay?
Rayne: Goodnight Angel. *she went right to sleep*
Angel: Goodnight. Aw.