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Your gassy date with Rainbow Dash

Aug 18th, 2014
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  1. You and Rainbow Dash have been together for a month now. Today she wanted to have you come over for dinner tonight. She asked you what you wanted to have for
  2. dinner, and you said that you wanted a Baked bean burrito. When you said that, she said yes, but it took a few moments for her to say that, from what you could tell,
  3. she felt a little un-compfertale. You didn't know why, though.
  4.  
  5.  
  6.  
  7. At 5 PM tonight, you knock on her door, and almost immedietly, she opens the door.
  8.  
  9. "Hi. Come on in" says Rainbow Dash
  10.  
  11. "Hi" you say *you walk in*
  12.  
  13. You two sit on the couch, and start eating
  14.  
  15. She is half way done with her bean burrito, when you hear a grumbling coming from her lower stomach.
  16.  
  17. Rainbow Dash cheaks was blushing
  18.  
  19. "I guess I'm hungery" says Rainbow Dash
  20.  
  21. "But you're already done with half your burrito. Do you want another one then?" you say
  22.  
  23. "No, I'm sure this one is going to be enough for me" says Rainbow Dash
  24.  
  25. Rainbow Dash, at this point, had to constently have a tight clasp on her anus just to not fart in front of you
  26.  
  27. "Are you OK?" you say
  28.  
  29. "Yea, but my stomach hurts a little thats all" says Rainbow Dash
  30.  
  31. Rainbow Dash's Stomach grumbles for a few moments
  32.  
  33. "Oh...I hope you feel better soon" you say
  34.  
  35. "Thanks" says Rainbow Dash, eating the last bite of her bean burrito
  36.  
  37. "Done" says Rainbow Dash
  38.  
  39. "Yea, me too" you say
  40.  
  41. Rainbow Dash's stomach grummbles, then, almost immedietly, a loud noise comes from Rainbow Dash's plot
  42.  
  43. *PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtTTTtttTTTtTttttt* - Rainbow Dash farts
  44.  
  45. Rainbow Dash's face is now, bright red
  46.  
  47. "Excuse me" says Rainbow Dash, looking like she's about to cry from the emberrisment
  48.  
  49. "Its OK. In fact, I kind of like it when you do that" you say
  50.  
  51. "Really? You don't mind me farting like that or the smell?
  52.  
  53. "Nope, it doesnt bother me, and, could you mabey let another one rip?" you say
  54.  
  55. "Sure" says Rainbow Dash
  56.  
  57. "How about this one?" sasy Rainbow Dash
  58.  
  59. Rainbow Dash lifts up her plot
  60.  
  61. *PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT* - Rainbow Dash farts
  62.  
  63. "That was amazing" you say
  64.  
  65. "Wait wait wait, I can do better" says Rainbow Dash
  66.  
  67. She sits up, and walks over to your face, and turns around, making her plot nearly on your face.
  68.  
  69. *PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFTT* - Rainbow Dash farted
  70.  
  71. "Looks like those bean burritos I had, are giving me lots of gas" says Rainbow Dash
  72.  
  73. "OH! Wait! I have an idea! Close your eyes, and dont open them 'till I tell you you can, OK?" says Rainbow Dash
  74.  
  75. "OK" you say
  76.  
  77. You close your eyes, while your eyes are closed, she goes and gets come pepper. She sprinkles a ton of it into her plothole, then stands, with her plot facing your
  78. face
  79.  
  80. *pffffffffsssssssssssssssssssssssss* Rainbow Dash farted, making all the pepper go into your nose
  81.  
  82. "ECHOOO!" - You sneezed
  83.  
  84. Rainbow Dash fell on the floor, laughing at her own prank
  85.  
  86. "Bless you!" says Rainbow Dash
  87.  
  88. "Thanks. Good prank by the way" you say
  89.  
  90. "Thanks" says Rainbow Dash
  91.  
  92. "I have one more fart in me, but don't worry! This one is bigger than all the other ones combined!" says Rainbow Dash
  93.  
  94. "Ready" says Rainbow Dash
  95.  
  96. "Ready!"
  97.  
  98. "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  99. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT* - Rainbow Dash farted
  100.  
  101. "That was amazing!" you say
  102.  
  103. "Yea, we should do this again tommorow" says Rainbow Dash
  104.  
  105. "How about 8 PM tomorrow night?" you say
  106.  
  107. "Its a date" says Rainbow Dash
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