pretend there are more drunken typos in Lucian's messages.

Lucian: [How you doin'?  I just won a wet t shirt contest by showing the crowd my junk.  Wish you coulda seen it.]

Alex: [??? WTF]

Lucian: [LOL OOPS that came out wrong...but its still true ;)]

Alex: [This is why I'm convinced you're just trying to make me uncomfortable for laughs.  You say you aren't and then you sent me shit like this.]

Lucian: [Serious about what?  Btw make any moves on Lawrence yet? eh eh?.]

Alex: [No, idiot, I'm not romantically interested in him no matter how much you joke about that.]

Lucian: [Waaaaaah??? no way!  You've gotta have SOMEONE you like, right???]

Alex:  [Oh I get where this is going.  Sure, I might.  But what's it matter?]

Lucian: [Well if its not Lawrence, is it...Percival?  You want to make kisses with Percival don't you.]

Alex: [If I did kiss the guy I like, what would you do?]

Lucian: [Support you in your quest for love.  And stuff.]

Alex: [How are you this drunk right now?]

Lucian: [Needed liquid courage to send this.  And it was free.]

Alex: [ *face palm emoji* ]

Alex: [I'll get back to you about this at Blackwillow.  Go drink some water.]

Lucian: [Can't wait to find out <3]