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Sep 7th, 2013
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  1. >Be Anonymous the human
  2. >The year is 2012
  3. >You happen to find yourself in the fandom of squigs the animated monkey cartoon
  4. >On a normal Saturday morning watching squigs with a bowl of cereal in hand your tv glows azure
  5. >You panic and drop your cereal all over yourself
  6. >You then hear a cry for help
  7. >Looking for the source you see that it was coming from the tv set
  8. >Not knowing what to do with your milk drenched self you then found the courage to find a pillow and hide from the talking tv
  9. >An image appeared, it was that of an orange pony
  10. >The pony itself has little freckles, blonde hair, a cute little hat, and emerald eyes.
  11. >The pony saw through the tv screen and looked at you with the most saddest of eyes
  12. >Your heart skipped a beat and your hands stared to sweat
  13. >You contemplated on helping the pony, but the only problem with that is...how?
  14. >The pony was female and you can tell because of her voice
  15. >"Hello? Can anyp0ny help me?! Ah'm stuck in a contraption of some sort!"
  16. >You got spooked since it spoke English
  17. >English must be a universal language or some shit
  18. >Finally coming to a conclusion in what to do you then find your pet rock and throw it at your $500 tv
  19. >Possibly your greatest mistake
  20. >the tv then bursted into a giant purple flame
  21. >Smoke filled the room and you couldn't see a single thing
  22. >After a moment you see a pony silhouette
  23. >Oh god.
  24. ----------------------
  25. >The smoke cleared and you are now faced with a wave of questions
  26. >The first has to obviously be "How the fuck is this possible?"
  27. >The pony is flat on the floor and your mind is on a complete halt
  28. *Composure at 10%*
  29. >And of course you try to keep yourself in-line since this might have some kinda awesome benefit like...wishes?
  30. >Seeing that she seems a bit limp you decide to poke her apple tattoos with your tv remote
  31. >She responds by shuffling a small bit then curling herself like a dog would do
  32. Ponies are like dogs now? Huh, I guess it's all anatomy or something. Now, what am I going to do with a pony... a smaller than normal pony that's sleeping on my floor?
  33. >You paused for a long moment, trying to think where she would sleep
  34. Hm... Well, she can talk so I guess she can sleep on the couch. What if she isn't potty trained?! I know I don't what to pick up a talking horse's poop off my carpet! Then again, if I give her my bed and she DOES grant wishes that would be the best case scenario
  35. >After much thinking you decided to give her your bed for the night
  36. *Composure Status 90%*
  37. >You slowly pick up the small...orange pony and take it to your bed room
  38. God! I must be crazy by doing this! I really hope I get those wishes.
  39. >You tucked her in and left the lights at a dim level
  40. >Heading to the living room to find a letter with a fancy looking icon of the sun and moon
  41. >It read
  42. >"Dearest human, My deepest apologies that you were misfortunately tasked with the"
  43. Blah blah blah
  44. "and hope that we may soon recover her in the near by future"
  45. Blah blah blah
  46. >"We will grant you one wish if you keep her safe. Please allow her to be as comfortable as possible.
  47. Thank you and best of wishes,
  48. Luna~"
  49. "Holy shit... I just scored the jackpot! FINALLY SOME GOES RIGHT FOR A CHANGE!"
  50. >You excitedly rest your head on the comfy cushions of your couch and ready yourself for tomorrow
  51. ~~~If only you knew of the hardships that would soon follow~~~
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