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- >Be Anonymous the human
- >The year is 2012
- >You happen to find yourself in the fandom of squigs the animated monkey cartoon
- >On a normal Saturday morning watching squigs with a bowl of cereal in hand your tv glows azure
- >You panic and drop your cereal all over yourself
- >You then hear a cry for help
- >Looking for the source you see that it was coming from the tv set
- >Not knowing what to do with your milk drenched self you then found the courage to find a pillow and hide from the talking tv
- >An image appeared, it was that of an orange pony
- >The pony itself has little freckles, blonde hair, a cute little hat, and emerald eyes.
- >The pony saw through the tv screen and looked at you with the most saddest of eyes
- >Your heart skipped a beat and your hands stared to sweat
- >You contemplated on helping the pony, but the only problem with that is...how?
- >The pony was female and you can tell because of her voice
- >"Hello? Can anyp0ny help me?! Ah'm stuck in a contraption of some sort!"
- >You got spooked since it spoke English
- >English must be a universal language or some shit
- >Finally coming to a conclusion in what to do you then find your pet rock and throw it at your $500 tv
- >Possibly your greatest mistake
- >the tv then bursted into a giant purple flame
- >Smoke filled the room and you couldn't see a single thing
- >After a moment you see a pony silhouette
- >Oh god.
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- >The smoke cleared and you are now faced with a wave of questions
- >The first has to obviously be "How the fuck is this possible?"
- >The pony is flat on the floor and your mind is on a complete halt
- *Composure at 10%*
- >And of course you try to keep yourself in-line since this might have some kinda awesome benefit like...wishes?
- >Seeing that she seems a bit limp you decide to poke her apple tattoos with your tv remote
- >She responds by shuffling a small bit then curling herself like a dog would do
- Ponies are like dogs now? Huh, I guess it's all anatomy or something. Now, what am I going to do with a pony... a smaller than normal pony that's sleeping on my floor?
- >You paused for a long moment, trying to think where she would sleep
- Hm... Well, she can talk so I guess she can sleep on the couch. What if she isn't potty trained?! I know I don't what to pick up a talking horse's poop off my carpet! Then again, if I give her my bed and she DOES grant wishes that would be the best case scenario
- >After much thinking you decided to give her your bed for the night
- *Composure Status 90%*
- >You slowly pick up the small...orange pony and take it to your bed room
- God! I must be crazy by doing this! I really hope I get those wishes.
- >You tucked her in and left the lights at a dim level
- >Heading to the living room to find a letter with a fancy looking icon of the sun and moon
- >It read
- >"Dearest human, My deepest apologies that you were misfortunately tasked with the"
- Blah blah blah
- "and hope that we may soon recover her in the near by future"
- Blah blah blah
- >"We will grant you one wish if you keep her safe. Please allow her to be as comfortable as possible.
- Thank you and best of wishes,
- Luna~"
- "Holy shit... I just scored the jackpot! FINALLY SOME GOES RIGHT FOR A CHANGE!"
- >You excitedly rest your head on the comfy cushions of your couch and ready yourself for tomorrow
- ~~~If only you knew of the hardships that would soon follow~~~
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