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- <Ballkenende> <3
- <Redkiwi> Ooooh, can we get philosophical?
- <TPBallbag> wb Ballkenende. did you need some private time after all that talk of swallowing your balls?
- <Ballkenende> wat
- <Ooooh> yes Redkiwi
- * Manbread (uid44229@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cdvdkxqqoekdsmqy) has joined
- <Redkiwi> okay
- <Redkiwi> why?
- <Ooooh> what is the meaning of life
- <Redkiwi> why?
- <bizkut_> to doot
- <Redkiwi> why?
- <Ooooh> why not?
- <Redkiwi> why?
- <Redkiwi> why?
- <Ooooh> why not?
- <Redkiwi> why?
- <Redkiwi> why?
- <Redkiwi> why?
- <Ooooh> I see your argument, but why not?
- <bizkut_> cud u fukn not
- <spoopborg> thats why you tryin to get in touch with someone who was it? :d
- <Ion_> but why tho?
- <defense_bot> ban ban ban
- <spoopborg> free, why wait when i was distracted
- <Redkiwi> why?
- <defense_bot> why?
- <Ooooh> nah but srs why not?
- <Ballkenende> why?
- <bizkut_> next motherfucker to say why is getting pistol whipped
- <Ballkenende> why
- <defense_bot> rip
- * ChanServ gives channel operator status to bizkut_
- <Redkiwi> good point Ooooh
- <n00b> f
- * bizkut_ has kicked Ballkenende from #tagpro (WHIP IT GOOD)
- <defense_bot> gottem
- <defense_bot> what is the letter after x
- <Redkiwi> !spellit y
- <some_bot> why
- <defense_bot> ban some_bot
- <bizkut_> holy shit
- * Ballkenende (~Ballkenen@178-85-51-153.dynamic.upc.nl) has joined
- <[TagPro]> [Ballkenende] http://pastebin.com/QuJiXrtq #DutchMasterrace | JLMEK | https://youtu.be/Fb8kwfkS01E?t=53m50 | https://youtu.be/xhLt86rsWig?t=23m33s :´(
- <Ion_> lol
- <Ballkenende> gg
- <bizkut_> !spellit w
- <some_bot> double-you
- <spoopborg> gg no re gl
- <defense_bot> wb Ballkenende
- <bizkut_> why the fuck is that a command
- <defense_bot> heu
- * BilldaCat (~cday@pool-173-67-204-152.clppva.fios.verizon.net) has joined
- <defense_bot> hue
- <[TagPro]> [BilldaCat] TagPro Mods have 卐 next to their name. | Mod calls must be done in #TPnazis ⚐ by Chanserv
- <Ion_> why not?
- <Redkiwi> kek
- <Ballkenende> !spellit eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- <some_bot> ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee
- <Ballkenende> gg
- <n00b> pls
- <defense_bot> tru
- <bizkut_> mfw
- <wut> wut's going on in here
- <bizkut_> time to see if theres coffee
- <Texan> wutwut
- <Ballkenende> !spellit wutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwut
- <some_bot> double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee (2 more messages)
- <spoopborg> penisball tee sale
- <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather why or why not?
- * ChanServ gives channel operator status to n00b
- <Ballkenende> gg
- <wut> b&
- * n00b has kicked Ballkenende from #tagpro (!spellit NO)
- <defense_bot> rekt em
- <Redkiwi> !spellit .
- <some_bot> period
- <Redkiwi> :D
- <defense_bot> IN OH
- * Ballkenende (~Ballkenen@178-85-51-153.dynamic.upc.nl) has joined
- <[TagPro]> [Ballkenende] http://pastebin.com/QuJiXrtq #DutchMasterrace | JLMEK | https://youtu.be/Fb8kwfkS01E?t=53m50 | https://youtu.be/xhLt86rsWig?t=23m33s :´(
- <n00b> gdi Redkiwi
- <spoopborg> Redkiwi:d
- <defense_bot> wb Ballkenende
- <Ooooh> !spellit spellit
- <some_bot> ess pee ee ell ell eye tee
- <n00b> bizkut_ mute this shit
- <Redkiwi> !spellit p p
- <some_bot> pee pee
- <wut> !spellit yoy
- <some_bot> why oh why
- <Ooooh> !spellit oi u cunt
- <some_bot> oh eye you see you en tee
- <Ion_> u do it n00b you're the one with the ops
- <Ion_> biz has coffee to attend to
- <Ooooh> !spellit why not?
- <some_bot> double-you aych why en oh tee question mark
- <Ooooh> loool
- <jaybird> loolol
- <jaybird> !spellit ooooh is a smelly dood
- <some_bot> oh oh oh oh aych eye ess ay ess em ee ell ell why dee oh oh dee
- <defense_bot> tru
- * ChanServ removes channel operator status from n00b
- <defense_bot> oh oh oh oh aych pls
- <Ooooh> haha
- <Ooooh> !spellit doot doot
- <some_bot> dee oh oh tee dee oh oh tee
- <defense_bot> doesn't have quite the same ring to it
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- <Redkiwi> !spellit r u 1 u .
- <some_bot> arr you one you period
- <Ooooh> loool
- <spoopborg> loool
- <Redkiwi> almost
- <Ooooh> ^
- <n00b> Shit you people are easily entertained
- <bizkut_> GUESS WHAT I GOT BITCHES. COFFEE.
- <bizkut_> !YISS
- <some_bot> yiss
- <Redkiwi> holy shit you guys are a broken record
- <Ooooh> DAE mods suck
- <defense_bot> DAE mods suck
- <TPBallbag> all the mods suck
- <Ooooh> Redkiwi would you rather work 5 hours a day 7 days a week, or 7 hours a day 5 days a week
- <bizkut_> DAE mods r gr8
- <defense_bot> no
- <defense_bot> no bizkut_ no
- <Ooooh> no
- <Ooooh> !spellit no
- <some_bot> en oh
- <Redkiwi> Ooooh, i dont like would you rather questions
- <Ooooh> en oh
- <defense_bot> en oh
- * bizkut_ removes channel operator status from bizkut_
- <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather answer would you rather questions or sleep with Ballkenende
- <Ballkenende> lol
- <Redkiwi> this is why i dont like would you rather questions
- <Ooooh> tbf thats an easy one
- <Redkiwi> tru
- <Ooooh> sleep with ballk rite?
- <Redkiwi> totes
- <Ballkenende> <3
- * Ballkenende smooz Redkiwi
- <defense_bot> d'aww
- <Ooooh> gey\
- <Redkiwi> u
- <defense_bot> tru
- <Ooooh> en oh
- <defense_bot> !ping
- <some_bot> pong
- <[TagPro]> defense_bot, your ping is 0.906 secs.
- <Redkiwi> Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol)
- <Redkiwi> but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
- * poopv (~poopv@152.sub-70-198-199.myvzw.com) has joined
- <[TagPro]> [poopv] http://i.imgur.com/mEdv3XL.png
- <spoopborg> is shitty people fags banned that guy from vines Redkiwi?
- <Redkiwi> thats a lot of text
- <defense_bot> can we have a giant tagpro orgy when I visit the netherlands
- <bizkut_> ooh, my background is cliffs in ireland today
- <bizkut_> it looks super nice
- <defense_bot> u look super nice
- <Ooooh> en oh
- <defense_bot> rude
- <Ooooh> we can have a giant orgy here
- <defense_bot> where
- * Ooooh unzipz
- <defense_bot> oh
- <defense_bot> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- * Ooooh hands out magnifying glasses
- <Ooooh> eeeeh bb
- <Ooooh> can u see now
- <defense_bot> hue
- <defense_bot> almost
- * Ooooh gets out the telescopes
- <Ooooh> now?
- <spoopborg> morning, almost 70 percent for a bot that isnt the same game as you
- <defense_bot> one more
- <Ooooh> ok lets have the part near an observatory
- <Ooooh> now?
- <Ooooh> party*
- <defense_bot> yuck
- <Ooooh> oh
- <defense_bot> yep
- <defense_bot> this is awkward
- <Ooooh> what i haven't showered in 3 weeks
- <Ooooh> thats normal right?
- <defense_bot> maybe in dutchville it is
- <Ooooh> !spellit rekt
- <some_bot> arr ee kay tee
- <Ooooh> erecte
- <Ooooh> erecteeeeeeeee
- <defense_bot> tru
- <Ballkenende> !spellit erection
- <some_bot> ee arr ee see tee eye oh en
- <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather play terraria or RoR
- <Ballkenende> f
- <bizkut_> yo steppin fam, mod me up on tangent aight
- <Ballkenende> !ping
- <some_bot> pong
- <[TagPro]> Ballkenende, your ping is 0.719 secs.
- <Redkiwi> RoR
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- <TPBallbag> !ping
- <some_bot> pong
- <Ooooh> would you rather give or take
- <[TagPro]> TPBallbag, your ping is 0.563 secs.
- <TPBallbag> rekt
- <defense_bot> risk of rain?
- <jaybird> yo bizkut_ fam
- <jaybird> ily
- <Ballkenende> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
- <jaybird> risk of rain was a lot of fun
- <Redkiwi> tru
- <jaybird> i haven't played it in a long time
- <defense_bot> tru
- <bizkut_> ily2 jaybb
- <jaybird> !spellit tru
- <some_bot> tee arr you
- <spoopborg> some_bot arr
- <jaybird> arrr
- <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather work in the gas station or grocery store
- <Redkiwi> grocery store
- <Ballkenende> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
- <Ooooh> ill ask
- <Ooooh> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
- <defense_bot> I can ask too
- <defense_bot> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
- <Redkiwi> pls
- <Ooooh> but i want to ask
- <Ooooh> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
- <spoopborg> penisball, rather, you served another penisball user
- <Ballkenende> he still hasnt reacted
- <Ballkenende> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
- <defense_bot> that's not fair I need to ask
- <defense_bot> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
- <Redkiwi> i said tru the first time ffs
- <Ooooh> defense_bot: would you rather ask or ask
- * ChanServ gives channel operator status to bizkut_
- <bizkut_> jesus christ I swear
- <defense_bot> I think tbh I would rather ask
- <Redkiwi> yes you did
- <n00b> mute it bizkut_ bb
- <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather ban bizkut or ban the mods
- <spoopborg> i swear, the penisball mods since this was an official catchphrase for
- <Ballkenende> just
- <Ballkenende> give
- <Ballkenende> the
- <Ooooh> oh i forgot youre one of them
- <Ballkenende> fucking answer
- <defense_bot> tru
- <Ballkenende> fucking kiwis nowadays
- <Ooooh> #banthemods
- <defense_bot> #banthemods4real
- <Ooooh> holy shit you guys are a broken record
- <CamWatts> no u
- <Redkiwi> DAE mods suck?
- <CamWatts> NO U
- <defense_bot> DAE suck mods?
- <defense_bot> wait
- * Ballkenende_ (~Ballkenen@178-85-51-153.dynamic.upc.nl) has joined
- <[TagPro]> [Ballkenende_] http://i.imgur.com/2Hl8R33.png BITTERBAL ||| http://pastebin.com/GCFnC2j8 DUTCH TAKEOVER
- <Ooooh> DAE suck mods?
- <defense_bot> tru
- <Ooooh> i suck Redkiwi
- <Redkiwi> holy shit you guys are a broken method
- <Ooooh> holy shit DAE suck mods?
- <Redkiwi> method?
- <defense_bot> DAE break records?
- <Ooooh> holy methods DAE suck mods?#
- <defense_bot> holy mods DAE a broken you guys?
- <Redkiwi> holy shit DAE mods are a broken record
- <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather ban defense_bot or Ballkenende
- <bizkut_> yes
- <Redkiwi> tru
- <Ooooh> word
- <Ballkenende_> defense_bot,
- <defense_bot> Ballkenende
- <Ooooh> Ballkenende:
- <defense_bot> ^
- * bizkut_ (~bizkut_@stat-153-127-194.myactv.net) has left ("this is cancerous")
- <Redkiwi> LOL
- <defense_bot> tru
- <Ooooh> DAE mods suck
- <Ooooh> holy shit you guys are cancerous
- <defense_bot> DAE mods suck
- <Ooooh> *bizkut has left*
- <defense_bot> this is cancerous
- <defense_bot> DAE cancerous?
- <Ooooh> holy cancerous this is shit
- <Ooooh> DAE mods cancerous?
- <spoopborg> dae cancerous?
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