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  1. <Ballkenende> <3
  2. <Redkiwi> Ooooh, can we get philosophical?
  3. <TPBallbag> wb Ballkenende. did you need some private time after all that talk of swallowing your balls?
  4. <Ballkenende> wat
  5. <Ooooh> yes Redkiwi
  6. * Manbread (uid44229@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cdvdkxqqoekdsmqy) has joined
  7. <Redkiwi> okay
  8. <Redkiwi> why?
  9. <Ooooh> what is the meaning of life
  10. <Redkiwi> why?
  11. <bizkut_> to doot
  12. <Redkiwi> why?
  13. <Ooooh> why not?
  14. <Redkiwi> why?
  15. <Redkiwi> why?
  16. <Ooooh> why not?
  17. <Redkiwi> why?
  18. <Redkiwi> why?
  19. <Redkiwi> why?
  20. <Ooooh> I see your argument, but why not?
  21. <bizkut_> cud u fukn not
  22. <spoopborg> thats why you tryin to get in touch with someone who was it? :d
  23. <Ion_> but why tho?
  24. <defense_bot> ban ban ban
  25. <spoopborg> free, why wait when i was distracted
  26. <Redkiwi> why?
  27. <defense_bot> why?
  28. <Ooooh> nah but srs why not?
  29. <Ballkenende> why?
  30. <bizkut_> next motherfucker to say why is getting pistol whipped
  31. <Ballkenende> why
  32. <defense_bot> rip
  33. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to bizkut_
  34. <Redkiwi> good point Ooooh
  35. <n00b> f
  36. * bizkut_ has kicked Ballkenende from #tagpro (WHIP IT GOOD)
  37. <defense_bot> gottem
  38. <defense_bot> what is the letter after x
  39. <Redkiwi> !spellit y
  40. <some_bot> why
  41. <defense_bot> ban some_bot
  42. <bizkut_> holy shit
  43. * Ballkenende (~Ballkenen@178-85-51-153.dynamic.upc.nl) has joined
  44. <[TagPro]> [Ballkenende] http://pastebin.com/QuJiXrtq #DutchMasterrace | JLMEK | https://youtu.be/Fb8kwfkS01E?t=53m50 | https://youtu.be/xhLt86rsWig?t=23m33s :´(
  45. <Ion_> lol
  46. <Ballkenende> gg
  47. <bizkut_> !spellit w
  48. <some_bot> double-you
  49. <spoopborg> gg no re gl
  50. <defense_bot> wb Ballkenende
  51. <bizkut_> why the fuck is that a command
  52. <defense_bot> heu
  53. * BilldaCat (~cday@pool-173-67-204-152.clppva.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  54. <defense_bot> hue
  55. <[TagPro]> [BilldaCat] TagPro Mods have 卐 next to their name. | Mod calls must be done in #TPnazis ⚐ by Chanserv
  56. <Ion_> why not?
  57. <Redkiwi> kek
  58. <Ballkenende> !spellit eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  59. <some_bot> ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee
  60. <Ballkenende> gg
  61. <n00b> pls
  62. <defense_bot> tru
  63. <bizkut_> mfw
  64. <wut> wut's going on in here
  65. <bizkut_> time to see if theres coffee
  66. <Texan> wutwut
  67. <Ballkenende> !spellit wutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwutwut
  68. <some_bot> double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee double-you you tee (2 more messages)
  69. <spoopborg> penisball tee sale
  70. <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather why or why not?
  71. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to n00b
  72. <Ballkenende> gg
  73. <wut> b&
  74. * n00b has kicked Ballkenende from #tagpro (!spellit NO)
  75. <defense_bot> rekt em
  76. <Redkiwi> !spellit .
  77. <some_bot> period
  78. <Redkiwi> :D
  79. <defense_bot> IN OH
  80. * Ballkenende (~Ballkenen@178-85-51-153.dynamic.upc.nl) has joined
  81. <[TagPro]> [Ballkenende] http://pastebin.com/QuJiXrtq #DutchMasterrace | JLMEK | https://youtu.be/Fb8kwfkS01E?t=53m50 | https://youtu.be/xhLt86rsWig?t=23m33s :´(
  82. <n00b> gdi Redkiwi
  83. <spoopborg> Redkiwi:d
  84. <defense_bot> wb Ballkenende
  85. <Ooooh> !spellit spellit
  86. <some_bot> ess pee ee ell ell eye tee
  87. <n00b> bizkut_ mute this shit
  88. <Redkiwi> !spellit p p
  89. <some_bot> pee pee
  90. <wut> !spellit yoy
  91. <some_bot> why oh why
  92. <Ooooh> !spellit oi u cunt
  93. <some_bot> oh eye you see you en tee
  94. <Ion_> u do it n00b you're the one with the ops
  95. <Ion_> biz has coffee to attend to
  96. <Ooooh> !spellit why not?
  97. <some_bot> double-you aych why en oh tee question mark
  98. <Ooooh> loool
  99. <jaybird> loolol
  100. <jaybird> !spellit ooooh is a smelly dood
  101. <some_bot> oh oh oh oh aych eye ess ay ess em ee ell ell why dee oh oh dee
  102. <defense_bot> tru
  103. * ChanServ removes channel operator status from n00b
  104. <defense_bot> oh oh oh oh aych pls
  105. <Ooooh> haha
  106. <Ooooh> !spellit doot doot
  107. <some_bot> dee oh oh tee dee oh oh tee
  108. <defense_bot> doesn't have quite the same ring to it
  109. * BilldaCat has quit (Client Quit)
  110. <Redkiwi> !spellit r u 1 u .
  111. <some_bot> arr you one you period
  112. <Ooooh> loool
  113. <spoopborg> loool
  114. <Redkiwi> almost
  115. <Ooooh> ^
  116. <n00b> Shit you people are easily entertained
  117. <bizkut_> GUESS WHAT I GOT BITCHES. COFFEE.
  118. <bizkut_> !YISS
  119. <some_bot> yiss
  120. <Redkiwi> holy shit you guys are a broken record
  121. <Ooooh> DAE mods suck
  122. <defense_bot> DAE mods suck
  123. <TPBallbag> all the mods suck
  124. <Ooooh> Redkiwi would you rather work 5 hours a day 7 days a week, or 7 hours a day 5 days a week
  125. <bizkut_> DAE mods r gr8
  126. <defense_bot> no
  127. <defense_bot> no bizkut_ no
  128. <Ooooh> no
  129. <Ooooh> !spellit no
  130. <some_bot> en oh
  131. <Redkiwi> Ooooh, i dont like would you rather questions
  132. <Ooooh> en oh
  133. <defense_bot> en oh
  134. * bizkut_ removes channel operator status from bizkut_
  135. <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather answer would you rather questions or sleep with Ballkenende
  136. <Ballkenende> lol
  137. <Redkiwi> this is why i dont like would you rather questions
  138. <Ooooh> tbf thats an easy one
  139. <Redkiwi> tru
  140. <Ooooh> sleep with ballk rite?
  141. <Redkiwi> totes
  142. <Ballkenende> <3
  143. * Ballkenende smooz Redkiwi
  144. <defense_bot> d'aww
  145. <Ooooh> gey\
  146. <Redkiwi> u
  147. <defense_bot> tru
  148. <Ooooh> en oh
  149. <defense_bot> !ping
  150. <some_bot> pong
  151. <[TagPro]> defense_bot, your ping is 0.906 secs.
  152. <Redkiwi> Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol)
  153. <Redkiwi> but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
  154. * poopv (~poopv@152.sub-70-198-199.myvzw.com) has joined
  155. <[TagPro]> [poopv] http://i.imgur.com/mEdv3XL.png
  156. <spoopborg> is shitty people fags banned that guy from vines Redkiwi?
  157. <Redkiwi> thats a lot of text
  158. <defense_bot> can we have a giant tagpro orgy when I visit the netherlands
  159. <bizkut_> ooh, my background is cliffs in ireland today
  160. <bizkut_> it looks super nice
  161. <defense_bot> u look super nice
  162. <Ooooh> en oh
  163. <defense_bot> rude
  164. <Ooooh> we can have a giant orgy here
  165. <defense_bot> where
  166. * Ooooh unzipz
  167. <defense_bot> oh
  168. <defense_bot> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  169. * Ooooh hands out magnifying glasses
  170. <Ooooh> eeeeh bb
  171. <Ooooh> can u see now
  172. <defense_bot> hue
  173. <defense_bot> almost
  174. * Ooooh gets out the telescopes
  175. <Ooooh> now?
  176. <spoopborg> morning, almost 70 percent for a bot that isnt the same game as you
  177. <defense_bot> one more
  178. <Ooooh> ok lets have the part near an observatory
  179. <Ooooh> now?
  180. <Ooooh> party*
  181. <defense_bot> yuck
  182. <Ooooh> oh
  183. <defense_bot> yep
  184. <defense_bot> this is awkward
  185. <Ooooh> what i haven't showered in 3 weeks
  186. <Ooooh> thats normal right?
  187. <defense_bot> maybe in dutchville it is
  188. <Ooooh> !spellit rekt
  189. <some_bot> arr ee kay tee
  190. <Ooooh> erecte
  191. <Ooooh> erecteeeeeeeee
  192. <defense_bot> tru
  193. <Ballkenende> !spellit erection
  194. <some_bot> ee arr ee see tee eye oh en
  195. <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather play terraria or RoR
  196. <Ballkenende> f
  197. <bizkut_> yo steppin fam, mod me up on tangent aight
  198. <Ballkenende> !ping
  199. <some_bot> pong
  200. <[TagPro]> Ballkenende, your ping is 0.719 secs.
  201. <Redkiwi> RoR
  202. * poopv has quit (Client Quit)
  203. <TPBallbag> !ping
  204. <some_bot> pong
  205. <Ooooh> would you rather give or take
  206. <[TagPro]> TPBallbag, your ping is 0.563 secs.
  207. <TPBallbag> rekt
  208. <defense_bot> risk of rain?
  209. <jaybird> yo bizkut_ fam
  210. <jaybird> ily
  211. <Ballkenende> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
  212. <jaybird> risk of rain was a lot of fun
  213. <Redkiwi> tru
  214. <jaybird> i haven't played it in a long time
  215. <defense_bot> tru
  216. <bizkut_> ily2 jaybb
  217. <jaybird> !spellit tru
  218. <some_bot> tee arr you
  219. <spoopborg> some_bot arr
  220. <jaybird> arrr
  221. <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather work in the gas station or grocery store
  222. <Redkiwi> grocery store
  223. <Ballkenende> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
  224. <Ooooh> ill ask
  225. <Ooooh> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
  226. <defense_bot> I can ask too
  227. <defense_bot> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
  228. <Redkiwi> pls
  229. <Ooooh> but i want to ask
  230. <Ooooh> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
  231. <spoopborg> penisball, rather, you served another penisball user
  232. <Ballkenende> he still hasnt reacted
  233. <Ballkenende> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
  234. <defense_bot> that's not fair I need to ask
  235. <defense_bot> Redkiwi, would you rather sleep with Ooooh or sleep with Ooooh
  236. <Redkiwi> i said tru the first time ffs
  237. <Ooooh> defense_bot: would you rather ask or ask
  238. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to bizkut_
  239. <bizkut_> jesus christ I swear
  240. <defense_bot> I think tbh I would rather ask
  241. <Redkiwi> yes you did
  242. <n00b> mute it bizkut_ bb
  243. <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather ban bizkut or ban the mods
  244. <spoopborg> i swear, the penisball mods since this was an official catchphrase for
  245. <Ballkenende> just
  246. <Ballkenende> give
  247. <Ballkenende> the
  248. <Ooooh> oh i forgot youre one of them
  249. <Ballkenende> fucking answer
  250. <defense_bot> tru
  251. <Ballkenende> fucking kiwis nowadays
  252. <Ooooh> #banthemods
  253. <defense_bot> #banthemods4real
  254. <Ooooh> holy shit you guys are a broken record
  255. <CamWatts> no u
  256. <Redkiwi> DAE mods suck?
  257. <CamWatts> NO U
  258. <defense_bot> DAE suck mods?
  259. <defense_bot> wait
  260. * Ballkenende_ (~Ballkenen@178-85-51-153.dynamic.upc.nl) has joined
  261. <[TagPro]> [Ballkenende_] http://i.imgur.com/2Hl8R33.png BITTERBAL ||| http://pastebin.com/GCFnC2j8 DUTCH TAKEOVER
  262. <Ooooh> DAE suck mods?
  263. <defense_bot> tru
  264. <Ooooh> i suck Redkiwi
  265. <Redkiwi> holy shit you guys are a broken method
  266. <Ooooh> holy shit DAE suck mods?
  267. <Redkiwi> method?
  268. <defense_bot> DAE break records?
  269. <Ooooh> holy methods DAE suck mods?#
  270. <defense_bot> holy mods DAE a broken you guys?
  271. <Redkiwi> holy shit DAE mods are a broken record
  272. <Ooooh> Redkiwi: would you rather ban defense_bot or Ballkenende
  273. <bizkut_> yes
  274. <Redkiwi> tru
  275. <Ooooh> word
  276. <Ballkenende_> defense_bot,
  277. <defense_bot> Ballkenende
  278. <Ooooh> Ballkenende:
  279. <defense_bot> ^
  280. * bizkut_ (~bizkut_@stat-153-127-194.myactv.net) has left ("this is cancerous")
  281. <Redkiwi> LOL
  282. <defense_bot> tru
  283. <Ooooh> DAE mods suck
  284. <Ooooh> holy shit you guys are cancerous
  285. <defense_bot> DAE mods suck
  286. <Ooooh> *bizkut has left*
  287. <defense_bot> this is cancerous
  288. <defense_bot> DAE cancerous?
  289. <Ooooh> holy cancerous this is shit
  290. <Ooooh> DAE mods cancerous?
  291. <spoopborg> dae cancerous?
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