Dutch Political Parties Description

Partij voor de Vrijheid  (PVV)
Leader: Geert Wilders
Position: far-right, Nationalism
EU: Against

/pol/: the party. Against Islam, against the EU, against globalism, for nationalism and a Dutch identity. The leader, Geert Wilders, is similar to Trump, from his direct language, to his unique blonde haircut, even to his love for Israel. While that last bit might seem concerning, the Netherlands has much bigger problems, and Geert is the solution right now.


VoorNederland  (VNL)
Leader: Jan Roos
Position: right, Classical Liberal
EU: Against

Dutch Libertarians, basically the Pauls of the Netherlands. Very new party, started by two members of parliament that left the PVV due to differences in economic policy. Is currently led by a flamboyant former journalist.


Forum voor Democratie   (FvD)
Leader: Thierry Baudet
Position: right, Democratic Nationalists
EU: Against

Similar to PVV, but leaning more towards Direct Democracy. The main focus of the party right now is the narcissistic leader, Thierry Baudet. He's written multiple books, about Nationalism, leaving the EU and Oikophobia (basically white guilt).


Staatkundig Gereformeerde Partij  (SGP)
Leader: Kees van der Staaij
Position: far-right, Fundamentalist Christian Conservatives
EU: Don't care

Straight up theocrats. They are against feminism, women's rights, gay marriage, abortion and euthanasia and love the family unit. Unfortunately, most of the Dutch people are very socially liberal, which is why as one of the oldest parties, they have never gotten more than 3 seats in parliament.


50PLUS (50+)
Leader: Henk Krol
Position: centrist
EU: Don't care

Literally a party of old people looking out for old people. Relatively new party, made in response to the proposed changes in pensions recently. Since they're a single issue party that PVV agrees with, they can be used in a coalition.


ChristenUnie  (CU)
Leader: Gert-Jan Segers
Position: centre-left, Social Christians
EU: For

Christcucks, nothing like their older brother the SGP. Always a very small party. Because they're somewhat centrist, it's potentially possible to work with them within a coalition. They want strong European diplomacy, but they don't want a European superstate. They want religious freedoms, but they're not that harsh against the PVV.


Volkspartij voor Vrijheid en Democratie  (VVD)
Leader: Mark Rutte (PRIME MINISTER)
Position: centre-right, Conservative Liberals
EU: For

THE DUTCH CUCKSERVATIVES. Currently in charge, these fuckers are selling us to the EU with a big fat smile on their face. They will say anything to get elected and have absolutely no principles. They have done nothing they said they would in the past 7 years they've been in charge. Primary target for the guillotines on the Day of the Rope.


Democraten 66  (D66)
Leader: Alexander Pechtold
Position: Socially left, Economically right
EU: For

This party started in 1966 as a populistic movement for more democracy. Now it has changed entirely into a elitist pro-EU party. Ideologically inconsistent, members and supporters of this party have only one thing in common: complete and utter disdain for the Dutch peoples.


Christen-Democratisch Appèl  (CDA)
Leader: Sybrand Buma
Position: centre-right, Christian Democrats
EU: For

Another Dutch version of the cuckservatives, the CDA were the biggest party for several cabinets up until 7 years ago, when they lost that position to the VVD. Can't be trusted.


Partij van de Arbeid  (PvdA)
Leader: Lodewijk Asscher (?)
Position: centre-left, Social Democrats
EU: For

Dutch Labour Party. Historically the party that ruled the most in the Netherlands, now slated to be one of the smallest parties after they sold out hard in the last election. Are a bunch of cucks that think Ahmed and Mehmet need their welfare paid for from the taxes of succesful Dutch businesses.


Socialistische Partij  (SP)
Leader: Emile Roemer
Position: Left, Socialism
EU: Against(?)

Literal socialists. What more to say? At least they seem to dislike the EU.


GroenLinks  (GL)
Leader: Jesse Klaver
Position: Left, Environmentalism
EU: For

Literally hippies, the green party of the Netherlands. Currently led by a guy who is being compared to Justin Trudeau and has called himself "the Obama of the Netherlands". Absolutely retarded party.


Partij voor de Dieren  (PvdD)
Leader: Marianne Thieme
Position: Left, Animal Rights
EU: For

Basically GroenLinks, but for women that ride horses (if you know what I mean). They think that every single issue from energy policy to healthcare will have an effect on animals that needs to be considered. Completely retarded.


DENK
Leader: Tunahun Kuzu
Position: Left, multiculturalism
EU: For, I assume

Started by 2 Turkish former Labour politicians. They're basically trying to claim that the Netherlands is racist and we need more immigrants. These guys should be deported ASAP.