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  1. GRACE
  2. Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
  3.  
  4. TRIP
  5. What, Grace... this?
  6.  
  7. GRACE
  8. Yes, you know how I feel about it --
  9.  
  10. TRIP
  11. I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
  12.  
  13. GRACE
  14. You know I've had to ask you about this several --
  15.  
  16. TRIP
  17. Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
  18.  
  19. GRACE
  20. Fine, Trip... fine...
  21.  
  22. (Scott knocks on the front door.)
  23.  
  24. (Scott knocks on the front door.)
  25.  
  26. TRIP
  27. Oh, he's here!
  28.  
  29. GRACE
  30. What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
  31.  
  32. SCOTT
  33. I wonder if they'll like my game..
  34.  
  35. TRIP
  36. No, he's right on time!
  37.  
  38. GRACE
  39. Trip...!
  40.  
  41. (SCOTT knocks on the front door.)
  42.  
  43. (SCOTT knocks on the front door.)
  44.  
  45. (Trip opens the front door.)
  46.  
  47. TRIP
  48. Scott!!
  49.  
  50. SCOTT
  51. Hey Trip.
  52.  
  53. TRIP
  54. Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)
  55.  
  56. TRIP
  57. Great!
  58.  
  59. TRIP
  60. Alright!
  61.  
  62. TRIP
  63. Wow, it's really really great to see you.
  64.  
  65. SCOTT
  66. So, I have this plan for a game..
  67.  
  68. TRIP
  69. Y -- yeah, come in!
  70.  
  71. TRIP
  72. Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace...
  73.  
  74. SCOTT
  75. It's a horror ga-
  76.  
  77. TRIP
  78. (unintelligable arguing)
  79.  
  80. SCOTT
  81. ...
  82.  
  83. TRIP
  84. (unintelligable arguing)
  85.  
  86. SCOTT
  87. Will my game succeed?
  88.  
  89. (SCOTT picks up the advice ball.)
  90.  
  91. (The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")
  92.  
  93. (SCOTT puts down the advice ball.)
  94.  
  95. TRIP
  96. (unintelligable arguing)
  97.  
  98. SCOTT
  99. 'Perhaps soon..'
  100.  
  101. GRACE
  102. No, no, here we are!
  103.  
  104. GRACE
  105. Scott,
  106.  
  107. GRACE
  108. Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted)
  109.  
  110. SCOTT
  111. Hey
  112.  
  113. GRACE
  114. Aw, H-mmm (happy smile sound)
  115.  
  116. GRACE
  117. By the way, you look fabulous!
  118.  
  119. SCOTT
  120. I have this plan to make a game.
  121.  
  122. GRACE
  123. So come on in, make yourself at home!
  124.  
  125. SCOTT
  126. It'll be a horror game.
  127.  
  128. GRACE
  129. Uh...
  130.  
  131. (Trip closes the front door.)
  132.  
  133. SCOTT
  134. I have a demo for it
  135.  
  136. GRACE
  137. Scott, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. -- (interrupted)
  138.  
  139. SCOTT
  140. If there's a computer in here..
  141.  
  142. GRACE
  143. Oh, well, we've -- we've missed you.
  144.  
  145. SCOTT
  146. What?
  147.  
  148. TRIP
  149. Whoa I just realized -- (interrupted)
  150.  
  151. TRIP
  152. Uh -- well, tonight is special!
  153.  
  154. TRIP
  155. Scott, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. -- (interrupted)
  156.  
  157. SCOTT
  158. I barely even know you.
  159.  
  160. TRIP
  161. Uh, well, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight?
  162.  
  163. SCOTT
  164. You're just reviewing my game!
  165.  
  166. TRIP
  167. Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even have this celebration.
  168.  
  169. TRIP
  170. Oh, Scott, -- (interrupted)
  171.  
  172. SCOTT
  173. I LEARNED YOUR NAME LIKE..
  174.  
  175. PHONE
  176. ** RING **
  177.  
  178. GRACE
  179. Oh, I'll get it --
  180.  
  181. TRIP
  182. No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it.
  183.  
  184. SCOTT
  185. THREE DAYS AGO!
  186.  
  187. PHONE
  188. ** RING **
  189.  
  190. TRIP
  191. What? Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine...
  192.  
  193. PHONE
  194. ** RING **
  195.  
  196. (SCOTT picks up the phone.)
  197.  
  198. TRIP
  199. Scott, no! Don't do that.
  200.  
  201. PHONE
  202. Hello? Hello?
  203.  
  204. SCOTT
  205. Hello?
  206.  
  207. PHONE
  208. Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother.
  209.  
  210. TRIP
  211. Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice.
  212.  
  213. PHONE
  214. I don't recognize your voice...
  215.  
  216. GRACE
  217. Oh!
  218.  
  219. PHONE
  220. I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click **
  221.  
  222. TRIP
  223. Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
  224.  
  225. SCOTT
  226. These people don't know shit.
  227.  
  228. SCOTT
  229. Games are like porn to them.
  230.  
  231. GRACE
  232. Oh, I wanted to say hello --
  233.  
  234. TRIP
  235. No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... -- (interrupted)
  236.  
  237. SCOTT
  238. THey know nothing.
  239.  
  240. (SCOTT puts down the phone.)
  241.  
  242. TRIP
  243. No no, you've, you've done quite enough with my parents tonight, let's not talk about them anymore... (clears throat)
  244.  
  245. SCOTT
  246. ...
  247.  
  248. SCOTT
  249. CAN WE TALK ABOUT MY GAME?
  250.  
  251. GRACE
  252. You...
  253.  
  254. GRACE
  255. You think I'm...
  256.  
  257. GRACE
  258. communicative...
  259.  
  260. SCOTT
  261. .. HOW IS THAT RELATED?!
  262.  
  263. TRIP
  264. Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
  265.  
  266. GRACE
  267. Ha ha, yeah...
  268.  
  269. SCOTT
  270. Will I ever escape?
  271.  
  272. (SCOTT picks up the advice ball.)
  273.  
  274. TRIP
  275. Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted)
  276.  
  277. (The advice ball reads, "Could Be")
  278.  
  279. GRACE
  280. Oh, that plastic ball is Trip's little security blanket he keeps by the bar.
  281.  
  282. (SCOTT puts down the advice ball.)
  283.  
  284. SCOTT
  285. Get me a drink.
  286.  
  287. GRACE
  288. You know Trip, I don't think your little advice ball looks so good on the bar.
  289.  
  290. TRIP
  291. What? It's like, a funny bar toy.
  292.  
  293. GRACE
  294. It's lame. It's a crappy piece of plastic sitting next to your fancy crystal cocktail glasses.
  295.  
  296. TRIP
  297. (little sigh)
  298.  
  299. SCOTT
  300. I cant handle your stupidity sober
  301.  
  302. TRIP
  303. Huh, I think I forgot how well you two get along...
  304.  
  305. TRIP
  306. Oh! Scott, what have I been waiting for -- let -- (interrupted)
  307.  
  308. SCOTT
  309. Get me a fucking drink.
  310.  
  311. TRIP
  312. Uh -- well, um, we should drink.
  313.  
  314. SCOTT
  315. MY GAME PERHAPS?!
  316.  
  317. SCOTT
  318. Yes.
  319.  
  320. TRIP
  321. uh...
  322.  
  323. SCOTT
  324. Get me Merlot.
  325.  
  326. TRIP
  327. So! Drinks!
  328.  
  329. TRIP
  330. But... I'm hoping we can have some fun tonight...
  331.  
  332. TRIP
  333. How about a martini?
  334.  
  335. TRIP
  336. Grace's dad taught me how to make these, it's a really classy drink.
  337.  
  338. SCOTT
  339. Sure.
  340.  
  341. TRIP
  342. Ah I knew you'd agree!
  343.  
  344. TRIP
  345. Beautiful!
  346.  
  347. SCOTT
  348. I
  349.  
  350. GRACE
  351. Scott, Trip's getting a little carried away... maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water?
  352.  
  353. SCOTT
  354. Either's fine to me.
  355.  
  356. GRACE
  357. Okay, Trip, that's what he wants!
  358.  
  359. TRIP
  360. Alright... okay...
  361.  
  362. SCOTT
  363. I can take a martini
  364.  
  365. TRIP
  366. Oh, yeah, you know, I think I should fix you a real drink in not too long...
  367.  
  368. SCOTT
  369. If you wanna fix one.
  370.  
  371. TRIP
  372. Anyway, about the drinks...
  373.  
  374. TRIP
  375. (little sigh) I'll just make something nice for myself then...
  376.  
  377. SCOTT
  378. .. Are you going to spike it?
  379.  
  380. TRIP
  381. Uh, well, it -- it's fine, it's fine...
  382.  
  383. TRIP
  384. Grace, I assume you also don't want a real drink, correct? -- (interrupted)
  385.  
  386. SCOTT
  387. Spike my drink.
  388.  
  389. GRACE
  390. As for my drink...
  391.  
  392. GRACE
  393. I'm going to join our friend in what he is having.
  394.  
  395. TRIP
  396. Okay.
  397.  
  398. SCOTT
  399. I came here to discuss a drink
  400.  
  401. SCOTT
  402. I mean, a game
  403.  
  404. GRACE
  405. So, Scott, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with -- (interrupted)
  406.  
  407. SCOTT
  408. I leave with your wife.
  409.  
  410. (SCOTT picks up a Grace's drink.)
  411.  
  412. GRACE
  413. Oh, um, well... I -- I want to ask you...
  414.  
  415. (SCOTT sips his Grace's drink.)
  416.  
  417. GRACE
  418. Uhh, you know, everybody loves the view from our balcony...
  419.  
  420. TRIP
  421. Yeah, yeah, it really cheers me up to stand here and look out...
  422.  
  423. GRACE
  424. but I'd really rather see some trees or something... a natural green would enhance the colors of the room so much better. -- (interrupted)
  425.  
  426. SCOTT
  427. So about my game?
  428.  
  429. TRIP
  430. Grace, everything's fine, no one is complaining about your decorating...
  431.  
  432. GRACE
  433. Trip, I'm sorry but this room is just not working... I'm -- (interrupted)
  434.  
  435. SCOTT
  436. Five Nights at Freddy's.
  437.  
  438. (SCOTT sips his Grace's drink.)
  439.  
  440. TRIP
  441. Scott, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine!
  442.  
  443. TRIP
  444. Well I'll just put this on the bar for you.
  445.  
  446. SCOTT
  447. Yeah, everything's fine.
  448.  
  449. (SCOTT sips his Grace's drink.)
  450.  
  451. SCOTT
  452. So
  453.  
  454. SCOTT
  455. My game.
  456.  
  457. TRIP
  458. N -- no, no, no, uh, wait, uh, what's wrong, Grace?
  459.  
  460. TRIP
  461. um...
  462.  
  463. GRACE
  464. Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend.
  465.  
  466. SCOTT
  467. There's no arguing.
  468.  
  469. TRIP
  470. Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...
  471.  
  472. GRACE
  473. Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- -- (interrupted)
  474.  
  475. SCOTT
  476. You guys are really nice.
  477.  
  478. (SCOTT sips his Grace's drink.)
  479.  
  480. GRACE
  481. Oh! huh... thanks...
  482.  
  483. (SCOTT sips his Grace's drink.)
  484.  
  485. TRIP
  486. Oh that's nice Grace, our friend seems happy to see you again after so long.
  487.  
  488. (SCOTT sips his Grace's drink.)
  489.  
  490. GRACE
  491. (clears throat)
  492.  
  493. SCOTT
  494. You too, Trip.
  495.  
  496. (SCOTT sits on the couch.)
  497.  
  498. GRACE
  499. W -- well, wait, stay there for a sec.
  500.  
  501. (SCOTT sips his Grace's drink.)
  502.  
  503. GRACE
  504. Ugh, I'm getting so tired of looking at this god awful work table. -- (interrupted)
  505.  
  506. SCOTT
  507. Okay.
  508.  
  509. GRACE
  510. Y -- yeah, well, stay there, I want your opinion...
  511.  
  512. (SCOTT sips his Grace's drink.)
  513.  
  514. (SCOTT gets up from the couch.)
  515.  
  516. GRACE
  517. Maybe if I replaced it with... um...
  518.  
  519. TRIP
  520. Do you... do you remember, Grace...
  521.  
  522. GRACE
  523. What.
  524.  
  525. (SCOTT sips his Grace's drink.)
  526.  
  527. TRIP
  528. How I proposed to you.
  529.  
  530. GRACE
  531. Oh, God, Trip --
  532.  
  533. TRIP
  534. Here, Scott, I'll show you.
  535.  
  536. TRIP
  537. It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college --
  538.  
  539. SCOTT
  540. So, Five Nights at Freddy's..
  541.  
  542. GRACE
  543. Trip, what are you doing?!
  544.  
  545. TRIP
  546. I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and --
  547.  
  548. GRACE
  549. Stop it, Trip!
  550.  
  551. TRIP
  552. I pulled out a diamond ring --
  553.  
  554. GRACE
  555. Trip!
  556.  
  557. SCOTT
  558. I don't want to see your proposal.
  559.  
  560. (SCOTT sips his Grace's drink.)
  561.  
  562. TRIP
  563. And I said, Grace, will you marry me?
  564.  
  565. (SCOTT puts down a Grace's drink.)
  566.  
  567. (SCOTT picks up a player's drink.)
  568.  
  569. TRIP
  570. Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?!
  571.  
  572. SCOTT
  573. Thanks for your drink, Trip.
  574.  
  575. (SCOTT sips his player's drink.)
  576.  
  577. SCOTT
  578. Pretty romantic.
  579.  
  580. TRIP
  581. Scott, -- (interrupted)
  582.  
  583. (SCOTT sips his player's drink.)
  584.  
  585. GRACE
  586. Oh, God, Scott, you think this is romantic? (frustrated sigh)
  587.  
  588. SCOTT
  589. No.
  590.  
  591. GRACE
  592. No, no no no, that was just really, really embarrassing...
  593.  
  594. TRIP
  595. Grace, I -- I just wanted to share that moment -- (interrupted)
  596.  
  597. SCOTT
  598. I really just want to discuss FNAF
  599.  
  600. (SCOTT sips his player's drink.)
  601.  
  602. GRACE
  603. Yeah.
  604.  
  605. (SCOTT sips his player's drink.)
  606.  
  607. TRIP
  608. Okay, well, I was worried there for a bit you were on Grace's side tonight, heh heh, heh.
  609.  
  610. SCOTT
  611. Heh.
  612.  
  613. (SCOTT sips his player's drink.)
  614.  
  615. TRIP
  616. Oh, Scott, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
  617.  
  618. GRACE
  619. Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll -- (interrupted)
  620.  
  621. SCOTT
  622. I love you both, don't worry.
  623.  
  624. (SCOTT sips his player's drink.)
  625.  
  626. GRACE
  627. Scott, I think you're flirting with me to get on my good side.
  628.  
  629. SCOTT
  630. Yep.
  631.  
  632. (SCOTT sips his player's drink.)
  633.  
  634. GRACE
  635. By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like.
  636.  
  637. GRACE
  638. Scott, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture?
  639.  
  640. (SCOTT sits on the couch.)
  641.  
  642. GRACE
  643. (little sigh) I'll take the picture down later -- (interrupted)
  644.  
  645. TRIP
  646. Grace...!
  647.  
  648. SCOTT
  649. I really like the photo, actually.
  650.  
  651. TRIP
  652. Oh, uh...
  653.  
  654. (SCOTT sips his player's drink.)
  655.  
  656. GRACE
  657. That's kind of you, I'm sure Trip's happy to hear that.
  658.  
  659. (SCOTT puts down a player's drink.)
  660.  
  661. TRIP
  662. (clears throat)
  663.  
  664. SCOTT
  665. So, want to hear about FNAF?
  666.  
  667. (SCOTT gets up from the couch.)
  668.  
  669. GRACE
  670. Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit?
  671.  
  672. (SCOTT picks up a player's drink.)
  673.  
  674. (SCOTT puts down a player's drink.)
  675.  
  676. (SCOTT sits on the couch.)
  677.  
  678. TRIP
  679. Uhh, you're driving me insane!
  680.  
  681. GRACE
  682. Ahh, no, I'm the one going insane!
  683.  
  684. SCOTT
  685. Wait.
  686.  
  687. SCOTT
  688. Let's talk this out.
  689.  
  690. GRACE
  691. Huh? What, -- (interrupted)
  692.  
  693. GRACE
  694. Look, at this point, criticizing me is just going to make it really really bad!
  695.  
  696. (SCOTT gets up from the couch.)
  697.  
  698. SCOTT
  699. LISTEN!
  700.  
  701. GRACE
  702. Trip, -- (interrupted)
  703.  
  704. GRACE
  705. Alright, yeah, fine...
  706.  
  707. SCOTT
  708. You two are married!
  709.  
  710. TRIP
  711. (little impatient sigh) Scott, I...
  712.  
  713. SCOTT
  714. There's no need to argue!
  715.  
  716. TRIP
  717. (frustrated sigh)
  718.  
  719. GRACE
  720. Oh, Scott, yeah...
  721.  
  722. GRACE
  723. I can predict what you'll say...
  724.  
  725. GRACE
  726. The way you keep trying to explain everything...!
  727.  
  728. GRACE
  729. Everyone tries to explain everything...
  730.  
  731. GRACE
  732. Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!
  733.  
  734. TRIP
  735. Oh, Jesus...!
  736.  
  737. SCOTT
  738. Listen, I came to discuss FNAF!
  739.  
  740. SCOTT
  741. Not help your marriage!
  742.  
  743. GRACE
  744. Alright, you know what, Scott,
  745.  
  746. GRACE
  747. I'm going to ask you something.
  748.  
  749. TRIP
  750. Grace --
  751.  
  752. GRACE
  753. Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
  754.  
  755. SCOTT
  756. Okay.
  757.  
  758. GRACE
  759. Scott, yes or no...
  760.  
  761. GRACE
  762. Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other?
  763.  
  764. TRIP
  765. What?
  766.  
  767. GRACE
  768. To trust your husband or wife too much, to rely on them too much? Is that wrong?
  769.  
  770. GRACE
  771. Yes or no.
  772.  
  773. SCOTT
  774. No.
  775.  
  776. GRACE
  777. What...?!
  778.  
  779. GRACE
  780. Oh, okay... fine...
  781.  
  782. GRACE
  783. Goddammit! How can I be happy when you act this way, Trip? Huh? I'm miserable!
  784.  
  785. SCOTT
  786. You two should really trust
  787.  
  788. TRIP
  789. Oh, Christ...!
  790.  
  791. TRIP
  792. Uhh! Yeah, go on, go away!
  793.  
  794. SCOTT
  795. ...
  796.  
  797. TRIP
  798. I can't frigging take this!
  799.  
  800. TRIP
  801. What the... goddammit!
  802.  
  803. SCOTT
  804. So Trip, FNAF.
  805.  
  806. (SCOTT sits on the couch.)
  807.  
  808. TRIP
  809. What are you saying? What?
  810.  
  811. GRACE
  812. What, Trip? Are you trying to talk to me?
  813.  
  814. TRIP
  815. I was not talking to you!
  816.  
  817. (SCOTT gets up from the couch.)
  818.  
  819. SCOTT
  820. New Indie Game.
  821.  
  822. TRIP
  823. Scott, this has never ever happened before...!
  824.  
  825. SCOTT
  826. Sit in a office, watch cameras.
  827.  
  828. GRACE
  829. Scott, (annoyed sigh) Trip is sometimes so...
  830.  
  831. TRIP
  832. Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
  833.  
  834. GRACE
  835. What?
  836.  
  837. SCOTT
  838. D.. Did you just..
  839.  
  840. GRACE
  841. Scott, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --
  842.  
  843. TRIP
  844. Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --
  845.  
  846. SCOTT
  847. That wall is your bitch.
  848.  
  849. TRIP
  850. You know what, Scott, that's it, you need to leave.
  851.  
  852. SCOTT
  853. WAIT!
  854.  
  855. SCOTT
  856. BUT FNAF!
  857.  
  858. (Trip opens the front door.)
  859.  
  860. TRIP
  861. We'll be fine -- you just have to go.
  862.  
  863. (Trip closes the front door.)
  864.  
  865. SCOTT
  866. I WAS PAYING YOU!
  867.  
  868. (SCOTT knocks on the front door.)
  869.  
  870. (SCOTT knocks on the front door.)
  871.  
  872. (SCOTT knocks on the front door.)
  873.  
  874. (SCOTT knocks on the front door.)
  875.  
  876. (SCOTT knocks on the front door.)
  877.  
  878. (SCOTT knocks on the front door.)
  879.  
  880. SCOTT
  881. DAMN YOU!
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