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- [21:22] <aberrantArtificer> hehehe
- [21:22] <aberrantArtificer> -- visceralVanguard [VV] began gentlemanly conversing with masterfulShooter [MS] --
- [21:22] <aberrantArtificer> Ummmm, Byron... could we talk? I've been playing this SBURB game and it's been pretty run of the mill, but it's taken a very unexpected turn and I'm really worried. This is likely going to sound like a peculiar question, but have you had any..... unfortunate experiences recently involving a gun lately? In my game there's a character who has a devotion to Mountain Dew and Twinkies only rivaled by your own, and..... let's just say some unsettling events followed. I can't shake the feeling that it's you.
- [21:22] <masterfulShooter> dude. What the Fucking fuck!? First off...How the Hell did You see That!? I had To bLOW my MOM'S fUCKING head OFF! what The fUCK!? dud I'm freaking The fuck Out right Now. I need To chill. I don't Know how The hell You saw That, but I'd appreciate Anyone's help At this Point. even Aran's
- [21:23] <aberrantArtificer> This is exactly what I was afraid of
- [21:23] <aberrantArtificer> I am really not okay
- [21:23] <aberrantArtificer> with all of this
- [21:23] <aberrantArtificer> I KNEW IT!
- [21:23] <aberrantArtificer> Ugh
- [21:23] <IcyByron> MS: YOU'RE nOT ok!?
- [21:23] <aberrantArtificer> Can we both communally agree that Faucet is the worst thing that's EVER happened to both of us????
- [21:24] <visceralVanguard> Can we both communally agree that Faucet is the worst thing that's EVER happened to both of us????
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> I'm SO upset right now
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> Okay, so....
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> story time I guess?
- [21:25] <masterfulShooter> Us!?
- [21:25] <masterfulShooter> US!?
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> Yeah
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> I just saw everything you just did
- [21:25] <masterfulShooter> WHAT hAPPENED to You!?
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> and I'm really not okay
- [21:25] <masterfulShooter> Oh. you Saw it.
- [21:25] <masterfulShooter> YOU SAW IT
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> I'm pretty much freaking out right now
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> okay
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> okay
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> okay
- [21:25] <visceralVanguard> just breathe.....
- [21:26] <visceralVanguard> ummmm
- [21:26] <visceralVanguard> not really working
- [21:26] <masterfulShooter> I LIVED IT FAERZEN
- [21:26] <masterfulShooter> I KILLED MY MOM
- [21:26] <masterfulShooter> SCREW MY TEXT QUIRK
- [21:26] <visceralVanguard> I KNOW
- [21:26] <visceralVanguard> LIKE
- [21:26] <visceralVanguard> WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
- [21:26] <masterfulShooter> wait
- [21:26] <visceralVanguard> I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS A GAME
- [21:26] <visceralVanguard> and then
- [21:26] <visceralVanguard> everything
- [21:26] <masterfulShooter> I can help my little yakuza dude
- [21:26] <visceralVanguard> ...
- [21:26] <masterfulShooter> WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME
- [21:26] <visceralVanguard> I don't even know what's going on anymore
- [21:27] <visceralVanguard> I TRIED
- [21:27] <masterfulShooter> FAERZEN WTF!?
- [21:27] <visceralVanguard> You're not my little Sim dude!
- [21:27] <masterfulShooter> wait one sec
- [21:27] <masterfulShooter> gotta get more dew
- [21:27] <visceralVanguard> All I've got is this stupid DUMB-FUCK who doesn't give a shit about anything!
- [21:27] <masterfulShooter> gotta...calm down.
- [21:27] <visceralVanguard> All he does is just sit on his sweet ass staring at his creepy-as-fuck sleeping grandpa and watching the stars
- [21:28] <visceralVanguard> LIKE SERIOUSLY!
- [21:28] <visceralVanguard> okay
- [21:28] <visceralVanguard> good idea
- [21:28] <visceralVanguard> I've got some of that sparkling water here
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> I am out of dew
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> Fuck everything about everything
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> I'm not leaving this damn basement for goddamn anything
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> Clearly your sim dude isn't as damn MLG FUCKING PRO AS MINE IS
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> MY GUY FUCKING SLAUGHTERED TWO NINJAS
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> WHAT DID YOURS DO NOW!? WATCH ME FUCKING KILL MY MOM
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> AND NOT HELP
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> FUCK YOUR SIM DUDE
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> AND BY EXTENT
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> BUT BY EXTENT
- [21:29] <masterfulShooter> FUCK YOU
- [21:34] <masterfulShooter> faerzen?
- [22:30] <masterfulShooter> dude.
- [22:30] <masterfulShooter> I'm sorry
- [22:30] <masterfulShooter> please dont stop being my friend
- [22:30] <masterfulShooter> dude?
- [22:30] <masterfulShooter> shit
- [22:30] <masterfulShooter> stupid fucking byron
- [22:30] <masterfulShooter> losing all of his damn friends
- [22:30] <masterfulShooter> again
- [22:31] <masterfulShooter> sigh
- [22:34] <visceralVanguard> Like, I feel like the auto-sewer system right now
- [22:34] <visceralVanguard> But that must be nothing compared to how you're feeling
- [22:34] <visceralVanguard> Like totally ass
- [22:34] <visceralVanguard> I can't even begin
- [22:35] <masterfulShooter> (this has gotta be some moirail shit right here like defs shipping chart like 4real)
- [22:35] <visceralVanguard> (oh totes)
- [22:35] <visceralVanguard> ummmm
- [22:35] <visceralVanguard> So sorry I guess?
- [22:35] <visceralVanguard> I don't really think it's my fault, but that's no excuse for the shit that just went down
- [22:35] <visceralVanguard> I know we really haven't seen eye-to-eye in the past
- [22:35] <visceralVanguard> wow
- [22:36] <visceralVanguard> I'm just feeling like a terribly person now
- [22:36] <visceralVanguard> ummmm
- [22:36] <masterfulShooter> don't beat yourself up about it man
- [22:36] <visceralVanguard> Yeah, I just kind of hated your whole MLG YO thing
- [22:36] <masterfulShooter> like i shouldn't have been so mad at you
- [22:36] <visceralVanguard> and I couldn't take you seriously at all
- [22:36] <visceralVanguard> like
- [22:36] <masterfulShooter> ...
- [22:36] <visceralVanguard> idk
- [22:36] <masterfulShooter> uh
- [22:36] <visceralVanguard> every time we talked I just avoided you
- [22:36] <visceralVanguard> but that was wrong
- [22:36] <visceralVanguard> so...
- [22:37] <visceralVanguard> even though you didn't know I was doing it, sorry I guess
- [22:37] <visceralVanguard> I guess I've still got a lot to learn on the whole judging people thing
- [22:37] <masterfulShooter> yeah it's cool man i mean i never knew that much about you anyway so i cant really resent you that bad
- [22:38] <visceralVanguard> Yeah, I guess there's a reason you didn't really know me much
- [22:38] <visceralVanguard> anyways, I don't want to be an even wetter blanket on your already really sucky day
- [22:38] <visceralVanguard> So, what I saw actually.... happened?
- [22:38] <masterfulShooter> well man idk if my parents are even ok right now so really you're helping me alot
- [22:39] <visceralVanguard> Okay, so here's what went down, I guess
- [22:39] <visceralVanguard> We all talked about this SBURB game on that weird memo we all got invited to
- [22:39] <masterfulShooter> yes i remember
- [22:39] <visceralVanguard> I left because I thought you all were being annoying
- [22:39] <masterfulShooter> ah good old passive aggresiveness
- [22:40] <visceralVanguard> I went to my workshop to take my mind off of things
- [22:40] <visceralVanguard> ....actaully
- [22:40] <visceralVanguard> would you mind if I tinkered with some stuff while we talked?
- [22:40] <visceralVanguard> This sparkling water is weak as hell
- [22:40] <masterfulShooter> oh no it's cool
- [22:40] <visceralVanguard> Stupid "Norwegian Springs"
- [22:40] <masterfulShooter> i'll jsut weep and wait
- [22:41] <visceralVanguard> Cool, thanks
- [22:41] <visceralVanguard> No, we can keep talking
- [22:41] <visceralVanguard> I like to multitask
- [22:41] <visceralVanguard> I have less brain space to process the stuff I want to ignore
- [22:41] <visceralVanguard> Okay, I'm downstairs now
- [22:41] <visceralVanguard> So basically, while I was working, I found SBURB for dirt cheap on this Faucet DRM
- [22:42] <visceralVanguard> I downloaded and saw this super exciting opening sequence of a Medieval building on fire
- [22:42] <masterfulShooter> so you said that your the guy who's playing the game that has a guy playing a game that has me on it?
- [22:42] <visceralVanguard> Yeah
- [22:42] <visceralVanguard> So there's this really boring Medieval man
- [22:42] <masterfulShooter> I got a japanese dude
- [22:42] <masterfulShooter> he's pretty badass
- [22:43] <masterfulShooter> he has a gun for some reason though
- [22:43] <visceralVanguard> I mean, if you were stuck in the middle ages and all of your worldly possessions started floating around the house and then a computer and machinery appeared out of nowhere, wouldn't you at least kind of freak out?
- [22:43] <masterfulShooter> even though it's like Feudal or something
- [22:43] <masterfulShooter> Idk I levitated a sword in front of my guy and then stabbed a dude with it and he just took the thing
- [22:43] <masterfulShooter> and then drank the blood...?
- [22:43] <visceralVanguard> He just sat there staring at his creepy grandpa and then went to look at the stars
- [22:43] <masterfulShooter> wtf
- [22:44] <masterfulShooter> your guy might be weirder than mine
- [22:44] <visceralVanguard> I can understand how the heavens can be quite captivating
- [22:44] <visceralVanguard> But even after I dropped a flaming book on his face he just walked inside and booted the computer
- [22:44] <visceralVanguard> At which point I saw you
- [22:44] <visceralVanguard> On his screen
- [22:45] <visceralVanguard> And everything was going haywire and he just sat there watching like seeing a murder movie on a laptop in the 1300s is no big deal
- [22:45] <masterfulShooter> oh wait did the book like disappear because mine did, and then it turned into said sword
- [22:45] <visceralVanguard> I think it was actually technically a scroll, but it burned up.
- [22:45] <visceralVanguard> And I haven't seen anything since
- [22:46] <visceralVanguard> I wasn't watching the laptop when he did, but it almost looked like he clicked on some stuff to give you that gun
- [22:46] <visceralVanguard> That's when you got my attention
- [22:46] <masterfulShooter> I just tried to contact Aran and she immediately denied and went offline...
- [22:46] <masterfulShooter> ._.
- [22:46] <masterfulShooter> wtf
- [22:47] <masterfulShooter> he clicked stuff. in 1300's
- [22:47] <masterfulShooter> to give me a gun
- [22:47] <visceralVanguard> She's probably busy or something.
- [22:47] <visceralVanguard> Exactly.
- [22:47] <masterfulShooter> HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST MADE LIKE A BARRICADE OR SOMETHING
- [22:47] <masterfulShooter> And what the fuck was up with my mom
- [22:47] <masterfulShooter> was she like
- [22:47] <masterfulShooter> part of the game
- [22:47] <masterfulShooter> or
- [22:47] <visceralVanguard> I was waving stuff around in his face to get him to do anything, and he just sat there.....
- [22:48] <visceralVanguard> So now I'm really worried
- [22:48] <visceralVanguard> Like really worried
- [22:48] <visceralVanguard> If you were in the game that was in my game
- [22:48] <visceralVanguard> Then that means Faucet has surveillance of you
- [22:48] <visceralVanguard> And they were able to put you in the game somehow
- [22:48] <masterfulShooter> how do you know you're not in a game?
- [22:48] <visceralVanguard> Which means I probably am too
- [22:48] <masterfulShooter> shet
- [22:48] <visceralVanguard> And I don't want any of this BULLSHIT happening to me
- [22:48] <visceralVanguard> No offense
- [22:49] <visceralVanguard> But just watching it once was enough for me
- [22:49] <masterfulShooter> (i sure wish nick was here...)
- [22:49] <visceralVanguard> Like what do I do now?
- [22:49] <visceralVanguard> I'm home alone, and my mom is at work.
- [22:49] <visceralVanguard> Do I just barricade all the entrances to the house and turn the alarm system on?
- [22:50] <masterfulShooter> i mean i guess
- [22:50] <visceralVanguard> I don't think I could shoot my mom if I had to
- [22:50] <masterfulShooter> it's not like i had a choice dude!
- [22:50] <masterfulShooter> the hell was I gonna do
- [22:50] <masterfulShooter> My BattleKeyboard was too damn far away
- [22:51] <masterfulShooter> and it's not like an empty bottle of Dew and Cheeto Dust was gonna save me now was it!?
- [22:51] <visceralVanguard> Yeah
- [22:52] <visceralVanguard> I suppose it was really the only option
- [22:52] <visceralVanguard> I feel like I'm in one of those 4D horror movies.....
- [22:54] <masterfulShooter> anyway
- [22:54] <masterfulShooter> idk what to do now
- [22:54] <masterfulShooter> i put a shelf up against the door
- [22:55] <masterfulShooter> but it was locked when "mom" got in so...
- [22:55] <visceralVanguard> I'll try and keep an eye on my Sim guy and I'll let you know if it seems he's going to do anything drastic
- [22:55] <visceralVanguard> Last I saw on his computer screen there was a very similar user interface to the one we both have in our SBURB game
- [22:56] <visceralVanguard> So be on the lookout for weird equipment and stray swords?
- [22:56] <visceralVanguard> Be careful.
- [22:56] <masterfulShooter> alright dude
- [22:56] <masterfulShooter> stay safe
- [22:56] <visceralVanguard> I know that you're a "MLG 4 Lyf"
- [22:56] <masterfulShooter> keep your scope up
- [22:56] <masterfulShooter> kek kek
- [22:56] <masterfulShooter> oh sorry
- [22:56] <visceralVanguard> But that's not worth it if stuff like this is happening
- [22:56] <masterfulShooter> i'll uh
- [22:56] <masterfulShooter> try to chill with the MLG
- [22:56] <masterfulShooter> yeah
- [22:56] <visceralVanguard> oh no, don't get me wrong
- [22:57] <masterfulShooter> (you wanna update the shipping chart or me?)
- [22:57] <visceralVanguard> Everyone has passions and excitement, and it's totally cool that you're pro at gaming
- [22:57] <masterfulShooter> (hahahahaahhaaaaaaahahh)
- [22:57] <visceralVanguard> Just don't do anything rash
- [22:57] <masterfulShooter> And you're good at...science right?
- [22:57] <visceralVanguard> I'll hole myself up here I guess.....
- [22:57] <visceralVanguard> I like to think so?
- [22:57] <visceralVanguard> I made some tranquilizer darts last week
- [22:57] <masterfulShooter> just make some like...science weapons man
- [22:58] <masterfulShooter> see, you got this
- [22:58] <visceralVanguard> I hate to say it, but I should probably load them into my crossbow
- [22:58] <masterfulShooter> all I got is a keyboard, and some food
- [22:58] <masterfulShooter> i can use the FOODKIND abstratus amirite
- [22:58] <masterfulShooter> eheheh
- [22:58] <masterfulShooter> ahh
- [22:58] <masterfulShooter> dude i'm so scared
- [22:58] <masterfulShooter> i'ma die
- [22:58] <visceralVanguard> That's some choice weaponry right there
- [22:59] <masterfulShooter> anyway man
- [22:59] <masterfulShooter> just uh stay chill
- [23:00] <visceralVanguard> We'll pull through this. Just keep in touch, okay? I know I'm going to make an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the deep end here if I stay cooped up here all by myself.
- [23:00] <visceralVanguard> Thanks
- [23:00] <masterfulShooter> haha get it because norway
- [23:00] <visceralVanguard> ....
- [23:00] <visceralVanguard> Wow
- [23:00] <masterfulShooter> yeah, definitely...wait is it day or night
- [23:00] <visceralVanguard> All right, I'll give it to you
- [23:00] <visceralVanguard> Nice one!
- [23:00] <masterfulShooter> i need to know because i might have to pull my duct tape off the window and I need to be careful around light
- [23:01] <visceralVanguard> I haven't checked the time recently. I think it's in the evening? My mom had to stay late at the Institute for work and she's still not home yet so it can't be that late.
- [23:01] <visceralVanguard> What's the dilemma with light?
- [23:01] <masterfulShooter> dude, being inside for 15 years gives you damn sensitive skin
- [23:01] <masterfulShooter> i'm like a vampire at this point
- [23:02] <visceralVanguard> You game THAT much?
- [23:02] <visceralVanguard> Wow, I didn't know you were that serious!
- [23:02] <visceralVanguard> MLG 4 Lyf is right!
- [23:02] <masterfulShooter> Hey, blame my dad
- [23:02] <visceralVanguard> Be careful you don't get insta-rekt by that sunbeam.
- [23:03] <visceralVanguard> We wouldn't want a pile of Byron ashes on the ground after all this now, would we!
- [23:03] <masterfulShooter> my dad was the one who made me like this
- [23:03] <masterfulShooter> who molded me
- [23:03] <masterfulShooter> heh
- [23:03] <visceralVanguard> Molded you?
- [23:04] <masterfulShooter> dude, wasn't there like a troll word for like friendship but like +1
- [23:04] <visceralVanguard> Did he also have a great disposition towards professional gaming?
- [23:04] <masterfulShooter> Nah, PTSDad is all good, he just was in the E-Wars man
- [23:04] <masterfulShooter> They took a part of him with them
- [23:04] <visceralVanguard> Oh, that sucks.
- [23:04] <masterfulShooter> but I mean back in the day he was totally l33t as fuck
- [23:05] <visceralVanguard> I've been pretty thankful for my little corner of NorwarNet over here.
- [23:05] <masterfulShooter> It's because i used his account that I'm in this damn situation
- [23:05] <visceralVanguard> What was that place that always kept itself out of fights?
- [23:05] <visceralVanguard> Switzerland? I don't really remember history very well.
- [23:05] <visceralVanguard> Ah.
- [23:06] <masterfulShooter> Haha didn't like most of europe get captured by sweden?
- [23:06] <masterfulShooter> after the whole PewDieBot shebang?
- [23:06] <visceralVanguard> More or less.
- [23:06] <masterfulShooter> huh
- [23:06] <masterfulShooter> weird
- [23:06] <masterfulShooter> i always like JonTron
- [23:06] <visceralVanguard> Tl;Dr, Norway and Sweden have always been best bros
- [23:07] <masterfulShooter> Even after he became mostly Electronic
- [23:07] <visceralVanguard> So even though we are technically governed by Sweden, nothing much has changed here.
- [23:07] <masterfulShooter> Eheh..JonTron
- [23:07] <masterfulShooter> Oh
- [23:07] <masterfulShooter> shows how little i know
- [23:07] <masterfulShooter> i don't remeber the last time I went outside
- [23:08] <masterfulShooter> much less cared about it
- [23:08] <masterfulShooter> but i mean
- [23:08] <visceralVanguard> When all this is over, I recommend you celebrate by taking your first step outside in recent memory!
- [23:08] <masterfulShooter> i'll try man
- [23:08] <visceralVanguard> I think it would be a good way to sort of put this mess behind you.
- [23:08] <masterfulShooter> i'll try
- [23:08] <visceralVanguard> Just don't get insta-ashified
- [23:08] <visceralVanguard> :)
- [23:08] <masterfulShooter> btw, how's your family money wise?
- [23:09] <visceralVanguard> I'd say we're middle class?
- [23:09] <visceralVanguard> Everyone is pretty much the same here in Norway, so it's hard to tell.
- [23:09] <masterfulShooter> like I'm pretty well off, mostly because of the payments my dad gets every month
- [23:09] <masterfulShooter> Them boondollas
- [23:09] <visceralVanguard> My mom has an excellent position at the Norway Institute of Technology
- [23:09] <visceralVanguard> no
- [23:09] <visceralVanguard> oh wait
- [23:10] <visceralVanguard> New Netherlands Institute of Technology. I keep forgetting about that merger that just happened.
- [23:10] <visceralVanguard> Things have been a bit rougher since my dad died, but my mom and I definitely haven't been struggling by any means.
- [23:10] <visceralVanguard> We're comfortable!
- [23:10] <masterfulShooter> ...dude i'm sorry to hear that
- [23:10] <visceralVanguard> Norway provides a lot of public healthcare and education so we'll always have at least the basics.
- [23:11] <visceralVanguard> My mom has been able to get me lots of chemical for my workshop.
- [23:11] <masterfulShooter> cool
- [23:11] <visceralVanguard> Sometimes I kind of think behind all her sarcasm, she kind of wants me to work at the Institute when I get older, just like her.
- [23:12] <masterfulShooter> my family never really had to worry about jobs like i said
- [23:12] <visceralVanguard> Yeah, it was quite unfortunate, but I don't remember it terribly well since I wasn't very old.
- [23:12] <masterfulShooter> and i mean i bring my own money to the table lol
- [23:12] <visceralVanguard> Hahaha
- [23:12] <visceralVanguard> We finally removed my dad's old living capsule from our house.
- [23:12] <masterfulShooter> but yanno sometimes, I wish i had made like physical friends
- [23:12] <visceralVanguard> And since it was right underneath mine, now my room is all slanted :/
- [23:12] <masterfulShooter> and went to school
- [23:13] <masterfulShooter> but we, or my parents rather decided against it
- [23:13] <masterfulShooter> oh you lived capsule style?
- [23:13] <visceralVanguard> I must say I can personally vouch for how nice school has been. I've really enjoyed it! Some people say a bit too much, but hey, what's the shame in wanting to learn?
- [23:14] <visceralVanguard> Yeah, the stacking modules are really convenient for construction here outside the city.
- [23:14] <masterfulShooter> For some reason my parents paid big bucks for a "Modern" style house as in the 2000's but tricked it out with now tech so It's kinda weird
- [23:14] <visceralVanguard> We have space to rearrange things from time to time, so it's nice to have the liberty of doing that to our abode.
- [23:14] <masterfulShooter> maybe with that kind of house I could finally try and clean my room
- [23:14] <masterfulShooter> ...
- [23:15] <masterfulShooter> nah
- [23:15] <visceralVanguard> We've modernized a lot of the capsules so they have some glass walls and computer terminals, so it's not as bad as it sounds.
- [23:15] <visceralVanguard> I'm pretty sure I'm a bit OCD about organizing my room :/
- [23:15] <visceralVanguard> My mom says I spend way too much time sorting and organizing things.
- [23:15] <masterfulShooter> (i shall commence the first non modern ship on said "serious" shipping wall.)
- [23:16] <visceralVanguard> (oh, lol I just put it there)
- [23:17] <masterfulShooter> herp derp
- [23:17] <masterfulShooter> delete
- [23:17] <visceralVanguard> (i guess if it gets submitted twice they'll take it as serious :P)
- [23:18] <visceralVanguard> Well, I guess it would be prudent for me to commence by barricading operation
- [23:19] <visceralVanguard> I should get going and check on my Sim, but please keep in touch!
- [23:19] <masterfulShooter> oh yeah, definitely dude
- [23:19] <masterfulShooter> You're the only one keeping me sane here
- [23:20] <visceralVanguard> -- visceralVanguard [VV] kindly bid masterfulShooter [MS] farewell --
- [23:21] <masterfulShooter> --masterfulShooter [MS] Calmed the Fuck Down with visceralVanguard [VV]--
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