Once upon a time in the endless expanse of the internet,
There was a board where people known as ChanFolk, posted
their very existence was mocked by the rest of the world,
reclusive as they were in their own time.
Here they played and discussed their games,
Uninterrupted by the twisted morality and social justice that was raging in the world outside.
To shitpost in cacophony with the posters of the board called /v/ was enough.
Then one day ProgressiveFolk appeared on web.
They came in camouflage, hidden behind equality, but no one ever thought they would amount to anything.
You see, the ChanFolk still had their games and were essentially blind.
Mutilating genitals and getting brand new holes
Waiting for the white knight to come, sense becomes unknown
men wearing women’s clothes, look at how they’re dressed
Now everybody’s chanting I am oppressed
I am oppressed
I am oppressed

In time, ProgressiveFolk made their way to higher fame on the web,
And it was there that they gathered followers of unimaginable stupidity and loyalty.
By chance, they found the place where all games came to be reviewed,
The ProgressiveFolk, they started making games of all things,
and soon they began to bribe the critics, the rich scores fueling the chaos of their own delusion.
Meanwhile, over on /v/, the ChanFolk played uneasily,
Their games invaded by progressive stories, digging away at their gameplay.
Every day, people would wake and talk of the industry.
Why was it bringing transsexuals into their games?
And as the ProgressiveFolk stretched their narrative thinner and thinner,
Mods began to appear, bringing with them a strangle order that silenced every criticism of the Progressives.
For the last time, the ChanFolk felt spiteful for they knew that soon the board would slowly lose it’s free speech.
And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophony so immense it got all the way onto SVU.
There were no Burgers. There were no fries.
The man called Acid Rain had levelled up.
There was only one episode
And then, nothing.

O little town in U.S.A, your time has come to see
There's nothing you believe you want
But where were you when it all came down on me?
Did you call me now?