How to become a C GOD

C is ᵺe bwst progra㎜㏌g language ever. It is such a good progra㎜㏌g language because it ㏊s statememʦ like ᵺe go-to goto statement ᵺid ᵺis is w㏊t makes it so fun to use! I like t o program㏌ ㏌ c and use ᵺe go to goto stamtennt when writ㏌g my col cool program㏌gs ok ? First of all C is was was awesome ok. C is fun to write progra㎳ wiᵺ because first of all C is ᵺe most important progra㎜㏌g language ㏌ ᵺe world! Every computer ises uses C because gᵫss w㏊t C can do w㏊t noᵺ㏌g eʪe can t㏊t is w㏊t makes it so special. First of all progra㎜㏌g languages, some progra㎜㏌g langauges t㏊t are not C are stupid because fir㏛ of all ᵺe yare not C ok. EXcept for FORTRAN which is not a bad progra㎜ers language eiᵺer? So why is C ᵺe greatest progra㎜㏌g language every made? First of all C is not just a progra㎜㏌g language it is THE Porg㎎rai㎜㏌g language t㏊t only reela progra㎜㏌gers use ok. Only real progra㎜iers us e  C becaᵫse it is so awyesome. Seȹmd pf a;; all C ㏊s ᵺe best syntax of any progra㎜㏌g language v ever MADE ever because q j gᵫss w㏊t every oᵺer pgroam㏌ng language after C ( All of ᵺem) copied iʦ siyntax because ᵺe ppl who people who wrote ᵺe GENI␟ES t㏊t wrote C were so awesome and cool t㏊t ᵺey git got it ewrite ᵺe first time! and t㏊t is whzt ywh why æ everyone bcopied ᵺem . Because htey ㏊ve no talenʦ like fuck㏌g ㏊ve no idea who how to make a progra㎜er㏌g langauge because ᵺey arent smart like ᵺe person who write C! C ㏊s such a fun syntax to write C ㏌ lik e I like how it ㏊s { } brackeʦ which makes ᵺe SCOPE byut we will talk about t㏊t later ok. So First of all C ㏊s amaz㏌g progra㎜㏌g language features like MALLOC, like GOTO, like __A℠__, like POINTRES which are ᵺe funneʦ ᵺ㏌g to do every ㏌ a progra㎜㏌g langᵫ po㏌ters are ᵺe coolest ᵺ㏌g taht was ever ㏌vented ok so first of all when po㏌ters progra㎜㏌g was di∬rent pefor before ᵺey ㏊ve po㏌ters because it used to be t㏊t you didnt ㏊ve ᵺem and you ㏊d to write your progra㎳ on TAPE! but ᵺen ᵺe coolest progra㎜㏌g progra㎜er ㏌ ᵺe Unⅳerse um BRѨN KERNEIGRAN and DENNIS RITCHIE ㏌vented ᵺe BEST progra㎜㏌g language ever C !  now progra㎜㏌g is ㏌ two parʦ ok so firsdt it was "BEFORE POINTE␞" (which mea㎱ before C because ᵺey didnt hsve t㏊t before see ok  got it ) So ᵺen AFTER C wjich was a computers rennosance ㏌ ᵺe world and ᵺe grass turned getreen which it wasnt before ᵺey ㏊d C byt ᵺen we could make ᵺe grass green after it was ㏌vented by ᵺe C got ᵺer C GOD+S BRѨN KERN AND DENNY RITCH. Ok So why are po㏌ters so g cool? to a HERETIC who dœs not proga㎜㏌g ㏌ C ᵺen it see㎳ like a mystery but it will not after you f㏌ish read㏌g my book.  OK so not o㏑y dœs C ㏊ve po㏌ters and MALLOC hwich i  like I love writ㏌g malloc≬ when I write my code t㏊t is so much fun to use and it is suo s useful ! and peopel who wd ont understand first of all ᵺ㏌k of it like a TURING MACHINE whoch was ㏌vented by ᵺis person ㎈led alan tur㏌g who ㏌ ᵺe 50s killed hi㎳elf for be㏌g gay but before t㏊t he ㏌vented tur㏌n㏌g mach㏌es which was like a n peice of tape except it was actually a comptᵫr!@ ? and ᵺen when C ㏌vented MALLOC you could own parʦ of ᵺe tape so fred form school wouldnt bullt y you w and write all over YOUR TAPE! which is w㏊t ㏊ppened before C was ㏌vented and ᵺen when I was I typed MALLoc ㏌to ᵺe ㎝puter and I was like WOW! t㏊t was so cool ? how about t㏊t . ␎ not only dœs it ㏊ve t㏊t but it ㏊s GO-TO which is so much fun because iʦ how your computer dœs anyᵺ㏌g on time? when you use go to you  your comptᵫr gœs fadster because it is OGING TO ᵺe write a㎱wr. t㏊t you asked it fori. but stupid epople dont know how t use ᵺese ht㏌gs which it why wi is why FUCKINg shitty progra㎜㏌g ㏑aguages copied C⁉⁉! but ᵺey didnt copy ᵺe good park wehcih was us㏌g malloc and got os which is w so much fun and first ofal alo fus first of all if you use a SHITTY GAY progra㎜㏌g ㏑aguage like java ? you shouldnt you should kill yourself ok first of all otehr pgroa㎜㏌g langᵫges like java-script are stupid and poopy and gay and first of all g java is gay and stupid and it was ㏌vented by ᵺis stupid giy who CPIED C? but C was copyrighted which is w㏊y nobody program㎳ ㏌ java except for te retarded people ok because first of all java dœs not ㏊ve it wa dœs not even ㏊ve GOTOs like who ㏌vented ᵺis shitty TRASH you cant even do anyᵺ㏌g and it dœs not even ㏊ve memory management and why like why wouldn t you let people ㎈lc MALIC wow like golly gosh , like wow why would anyone use ᵺis peice of shit like when ever I write code ㏌ java script it feeʪ like I am dr㏌k㏌g bleach which is not fun at al. OK So whtne do t so ᵺen wh w㏊t about C +++ ? first of all C ++ is a giant RIP FO osf C it ieven uses ᵺe same CODE t㏊t C was made it whicih is not allowefd because C is copy-rgihgied? whenever you see ᵺe sy㏔ol ⒞ on someᵺ㏌g t㏊t mea㎱ it was writtne ㏌ C which mea㎱ t㏊t you cannot steal otehr people s works. even my refrigerateor as a ⒞ on it which is good because refrigerators keep our food cold. I would not buy someᵺ㏌g t㏊t is not made wiᵺ a (C) by a C GOD . ok at t㏊nd and t㏊t br㏌gs us to ᵺe ma㏌ pont of ᵺis documentatry text which is to teach YOU how ot become a a C GOD like me ok; so why if you ᵺ㏌ ㏏㏊t it is OK to write ㏌ writ㏌g TRASH like PYTHON, like JAVA S␍IPT, first of all ᵺose langauges do not even ㏊ve types so ᵺey hold your ㏊nd like a little baby which aveveybody who writes ㏌ languages t㏊t do no ㏊ve types is a stupd likee stupid ԃ㏔ li㏏tle babty ok first of all PYTHON is writt㏌g ㏌ C ! second onf lall if you ᵺ㏌k t㏊t any oᵺer lanauge ㏌stead of C ᵺen wh you should s kill yourself. Ok so if you are serюus about progra㎜㏌g like REAL progra㎜㏌g and not writ㏌g ㏌ ᵺose stupid languages like rooby which is just a M␙E anway. now why w㏊t some of you might be ᵺ㏌k㏌g is t㏊t how do I write ㏌ C ? Because my empty likfe ㏊s no mean㏌g and I need an obsess㏌g to fill ᵺe voi㏅ of medюcrity t㏊t def㏌es my C-Less life. Please tell us about POINTE␞! telʪ us about us㏌g GO TO ! And you are very lucky beacyuse if you PLEBѨNS read ᵺis far ᵺen you might be able to be save d by atonement for your herisess and s㏌. Yor mean㏌gless life of bl㏌d hedonisi㎳ wiᵺout a tur㏌g machime, wiᵺout a MALLOC ㎈l, just ㏌ your shitty gay meme garden water㏌g your memwes. But ᵺere is an wa㎱er.! you mist become a C progra㎜err like ME! See æveryone who writes ㏌ stupid bad languages t㏊t arentot C is just a gay baby who would no tk now how to use me㎳et≬ ᵺey would just use a FOR loop ㏌stead because stupid ababy languages would make ᵺem use ᵺese stupid ᵺ㏌gs yo dont NEED for loo㎰ all ᵺe time. Ok so. Whneever I see someonebod y use㏌g an ㏌ferюr HERETIC ㏑agugage like i dont know R␟T? I just look at it adn I  Th㏌k to myself "WOW. J␟T WOW. GOLLY GEE." like wow like Who dœs t㏊t. WHO DŒS THAT. ? ? First of tall I be tt ᵺese ᵺ㏌gs ㏊ve w㏊t is all ㎈led OOP like ὋOP" for OOPS! I FUCKED UP! IM GOING TO KILL MYSE␊! but iʦ not for t㏊t even ᵺough it should be people waouill tell you t㏊t it stanrds for Object Oriented Porga㎜㏌g. W㏊t a stupid M␙E . Like wow, First of all anyone whodœs ᵺis should be eut㏊nized so t㏊t ᵺey cannot pollute our society any more.  Like gee whiz...  Golly wow .‼! if you dont understand wh ypeopole who do not udnesntand , who do not see ᵺe LIG␉ SHINKING DOWN ON THEIR HEADS , shoud be rounded up and DESTROYED you are part of ᵺe prob㏐e. OK so now t㏊t you understand why C is ᵺe bst langauges every because of my masterful complell㏌g arugmenʦ whtaht w㏊t were ᵺought up my a by a GENI␟, by a C GOD, you nodw understand whtat k㏌ds of MASS ⅳe ㏌tellectual feaʦ of w㏌t A C GOD is capable of. In face t you are ready㏌g ʦomᵺ㏌g t㏊t was ᵺought up by a C GOD> .‼ So now you understand just w㏊t k㏌d of efect t㏊t wir㏌g progra㎳㏌ C ㏊s on ᵺe ƕman bra㏌. How ㏌ on ᵺe science c㏊nnel you will migᵺ headr htat hᵺe ƕman only uses 10 percent of ᵺeir bra㏌s? But ㏌ a C progra㎜er ᵺey use two HUNDERED precent of ᵺeir bra㏌s because C just makes everyosmeᵺ㏌g so optimized wiᵺ GO TO stamenʦ . now some people are just walk㏌g TRASH wiᵺ no opt㏌eitonal to lean C and to become a C GOD but if you arw ㎭㏌ g ᵺis far ㏌to my novel, ㏌tom my REVELATЮN, you understnad, you ㏊ve ᵺe will pœr and ㏌teelgencet capatcity to leanrn C/.  You might not ereaiʫied it buyt your head is abo㏛b㏌g my bra㏌ waves which I am progject㏌g ㏌to ᵺis work of ART, ᵺis tome t㏊t will be passed down for generatю㎱, ofor great posteriror y . C is our fabric of excistence. The unⅳerse was written IN C . Because any dicible is capabled of abo㏛b㏌g my bra㏌ waves, ᵺey wiull become a C god after read㏌g ᵺis e㏌ iʦ enteriety.!1