The Night before Shitmas.

'Twas the night before Christmas
Silence rung through the thread.
Not a Word was discussed, as the posters were dead.
The nooses were hung by the ceiling fan with care.
In hopes that Lawsman would soon be there.
The faggots nestled all snug in their friends (Bodies)
While the torments of Cameras had danced in their heads
And Jacky in his metal wig, and I in my leather cap.
Had just settled in to hibernate for fucking ever.
When out in official, there rose such a shriek
That the fruitman Awoke, from the dragoness Cheek(s)
He sprang from his hell hole to see what was up
And away to the others he went to check on their luck.
"Ey Jack you big faggot, Ey Krono ey Glimmer!"
"Get your fat asses out here, Or I'll cut out your livers!"
They all awoke from the Fruity one's chatter
Mostly because they didn't want to become flatter.
and then in a Twinkling, he heard on the roof
The chatter and Panic of Dungeon Aloof,
as they turned round their heads, to the Hole in the Wall,
Down came the Lawsman, Godly n all.
The others came down as Lawsman's smile literally lit up the room.
Then his voice called out The Dungeoneer's names with an almighty boom.
Glimglam pouted as angry as she can be
"Will bat pones be canon"
"That I want to become"
"Shut the fuck up. You can't rhyme for shit."
"What the hell are you talking about? We don't need to rhyme." Jack said as Law throws a fit (about rhyming.)
Glim continues to pout with the trout
"I agree with Jack,I don't want to be zebra"
"Now I must go,to dream about JoJo"
"TOO FUCKING BAD YOU OBEY THIS UNIVERSE'S LAWS"
"Ok Law, what's going on?" Andrew says as she runs into the room, hoofsteps sounding like applause.
Glim turns to the pony,who has a phony heritage
"Law is being dick,so I will rest in the breakroom"
The socialist then yells out,to no one in particular
"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RHYMES"
Then with a twitch, Lawsman begins to spaz out.
"OH FUCK IS LAW HAVING A SEIZURE?" Someone shouts.
"No-Ho-Ho" Lawsman says, "I'm going into my final form."
With a sudden flash of light, Lawsman turns into santa claus, "What the fuck?!" Suitcase shouts, "That flash interrupted my porn!"
Glim continues on back to where she once was
Only to find Ember making a Dragonmas list.
But, as usual, Morky comes along with his bombs
He destroys the dragons hopes, with a little grope
Lawsie Claus is somehow immune to explosions, and quickly grabs Ember's list.
He smiles and grins as he magics up a box from his hips.
Lawsie Claus gives Ember the box for her to open.
She opens it with great glee, just to find inside a pile of shit. (Nothing rhymes with open. Oh.)
She frowns and wants him to drown
Morky lets out a laugh as Fruit falls down a shaft
Lawsie Claus give Morky a box, with a fox on the wrapper
Morky opens it quick, with out a little nick
Inside he finds...
A dick.
Morky suddenly feels a great pain in his lower regions, he looks and sees that he doesn't have a penis any more.
Lawsie Claus laughs and laughs, "That will hurt your dignity to the core."
Morky laughs as he gives it a pass
He never really had a dick, it had all been a trick
He was actually a she
With a trick in her sleeve, actually a dick
Ember looks at Lawsie Claus,with sadness in her eyes
"Why would you give me poo for Dragonmas?"
Lawsie Clause seems to begin to think a bit,
"You said you wanted a mirror!" Everyone begins to laugh, except for Ember, who was thoroughly pissed.
The pissed of Ember retorts
"At least I don't wear that shitty suit all the time"
Glim had enough of Law's shit and yells out in front of his face
"Hey quit being an asshole to the ones who don't deserve it"
Lawsie Clause's face goes blank as he looks to Glim.
With another flash of light, Lawsie Claus turns into... a cheese wheel