the ending of homestuck

you fucks convinced me to put together a post about this. if you find any issues with this solution or feel like some other one makes use of the facts better, feel free to say, but i'm already certain there's nothing here to argue with. NB: having a solution to the ending DOES NOT magically make the ending good or bad, that's still up to you. i liked it, potentially because i have awful taste and/or am retarded. theres a chance im the only person who did in the whole of the fucking universe but i dont really give a shit either way how other people feel so thats fine.

Facts:
1. Everything near the black hole made by Jack English's head exploding somehow ends up in Caliborn's session (Gamzee, Yaldabaoth, the crowbar)
	Collide

2. The kids win their game and the thirteen on the lilypad, as well the chess people, go through to the new universe and start a new civilisation on earth
	Act 7

3. In the future, potentially the very distant future (long happy lives~), the 8 god tier kids retcon themselves into Caliborn's session after he wins his session and gets the juju and seizure eyes.
	009012: JOHN: once we all decide we're ready to fight him, i can just zap us all right to him.
	009320: I CAN TELL THEY ARE PSYCHED ABOUT THIS. LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN PLANNING IT, AND BIDING THEIR TIME, AND NOW THEY THINK THEY	ARE	STRONG ENOUGH TO OVERTAKE ME.

4. They fight, the betas are sealed in the juju and Caliborn + pals are sealed in Cal
	Act 6 Act 6 Act 5

5. Calliope destroys the green sun and takes away LE's first guardian powers. He's still invincible.
	Act 7

6. There's a black hole, an eight ball (Lord English), a cue ball (the juju), and Vriska is presumably the tip of the cue.
	Act 7

7. The juju is like LORD ENGLISH FKIN DETECTED and releases the beta kids who do the cueball thing and knock him in the hole.
	009749:	VRISKA: Other sources allude to a more specific consequence.
	VRISKA: That the weapon actually contains the souls of some incredi8ly powerful warriors of legend who came close to 8eating him once, so he trapped them inside the charm and 8anished it into the void.
	VRISKA: And if that's the case, then... I guess the weapon just releases them so they can finish the jo8?


My 'Headcanon' regarding the juju (NOT FACTS):
It represents the comic, which is why it's Caliborn's ultimate reward - he now has metaphorical as well as literal power over the entire story and everything in it. John putting his hand in lets him reach into and then travel into different parts of the story. It's specifically not time-travelling, just comic-travelling. This is why he can end up in Con Air and shit like that. When they get sealed inside, the kids are stuck (heh) in the juju/homestuck for the comic's duration, and they are released the moment it finishes. This is why we don't see them come out - and is also why Lord English, who has total power over the events of the comic, can only be beaten after it's over (glitches and exploits in space-time xd).


Things that are ambiguous:
Whether the betas/alphas escape (John could use his retcon powers but they probably don't work outside of the comic. I think they die/are trapped but doom gives me a boner so you can invent some way for them to escape if you like)
How much of the dream bubbles are destroyed by the black hole (HOPEFULLY EVERYTHING, GET FUCKED INFINITE TUMBLR)
Whether the sprites get into the new universe (How does Arquius get to the masterpiece)