<Eo> http://frenchtime.psim.us/battle-ou-5649
<Eo> sr chomper
<Eo> probably scarf keldeo
<Snunch> idk folg what job is that for
<dodrio> our team sucks tits
<Destructive_Jerk> http://www.riotgames.com/careers/associate-quality-assurance-strategist
<Destructive_Jerk> dis thing
<Eo> keldeo wrecks their team tbh
<Destructive_Jerk> random job i clicked
<Destructive_Jerk> no idea wat it is Tbh
<dodrio> do u wanna lead with da chomper.
<Eo> what should we lead with
<Snunch> yeah CS degree works for that
<Eo> chomper's okay
<Snunch> "problem assassin"
<Snunch> "communications black belt"
<Snunch> i dont think i would apply for that job
<Eo> what if they lead with chomper though
<Destructive_Jerk> how come
<dodrio> snunch stfu
<Eo> maybe loom
<dodrio> we dont want ur CS in our log
<Destructive_Jerk> plz dodrio this is important
<dodrio> if they lead loom
<Snunch> nobody cares about your shitty game with your shitty team dodrio
<Destructive_Jerk> i am genuinely curious
<dodrio> then we f*cked
<dodrio> since ours is adamant
<Eo> this is our ghosting channel
<Eo> go discuss it in #etc
<dodrio> do u wanna be based
<dodrio> and lead with rachi
<Snunch> folg jobs that use terms like "assassin" "ninja" "rockstar" etc. have a very bad reputation
<Eo> nah
<Eo> well
<dodrio> not based.
<Destructive_Jerk> lol really
<Destructive_Jerk> how come
<Eo> chomper would be better
<Eo> to beat loom
<Eo> rachi only beats loom
<Eo> and weavile
<Snunch> because it indicates the hiring manager wants a bro not an employee
<dodrio> ok then send out f*cking garchomp
<Eo> because they aren't gonna lead reuniclus
<Ciele> they will lead Garchomp
<Eo> I knew it
<dodrio> ciele ;]
<Eo> what do we do
<Ciele> dodrio ;]
<Eo> we don't even have sash
<dodrio> OURTAGE
<Eo> k
<Destructive_Jerk> that is
<Destructive_Jerk> good 2 know snunch
<dodrio> based
<Eo> yeah
<Destructive_Jerk> do u know this from experience
<Eo> we're good
<Destructive_Jerk> or something else
<Eo> bs speed tie
<dodrio> man im a genius
<Snunch> no experience ive just heard about the reputation
<Eo> I hope they go weavile
<Eo> and get fucked by yache
<dodrio> hopefully he sends out weavile
<dodrio> ya
<Eo> even scizor will be good
<dodrio> it will be good since we have
<dodrio> fire punch jirachi
<Eo> actually it's kind of lame
<Eo> that sash got broke
<Eo> on loom
<Eo> wutevz
<dodrio> no sh*t.
<dodrio> nice
<dodrio> based
<Eo> lol get fucked
<Eo> everyone
<dodrio> we're so f*cking good
<dodrio> its insane
<Ciele> lol oscillated
<Snunch> reymedy thinks you're bad
<Eo> why would he stay in
<Eo> with no sash
<Eo> ?_?
<dodrio> alright so 2 turns
<dodrio> 2 kills
<Eo> let's go for 3/3
<Eo> outrage again
<Snunch> bw2 dodrio
<dodrio> and breloom sash is now broken for them
<dodrio> nice.
<Eo> outrage??
<dodrio> ya
<dodrio> damn
<Eo> damn
<dodrio> gay
<Eo> that's not bad though
<Eo> we got slept
<Eo> so
<dodrio> its annoying
<dodrio> do u wanna
<dodrio> breloom
<Eo> we could go jirachi
<dodrio> i wanna keep rachi in good health
<Ciele> it could have focus punch
<Eo> latios?
<Ciele> and destroy jirachi
<dodrio> what is the point in keeping breloom
<dodrio> pls tell me.
<Eo> actually
<Eo> what is the point
<Eo> in keeping rotom
<dodrio> it could have SD
<Eo> breloom is good for priority + sleep
<Eo> I know
<dodrio> ok wutevz
<Eo> idk
<dodrio> go to da rotomer
<Snunch> dont go to rotom whats the point of that
<Eo> hold on
<Eo> breloom isn't that useful I guess
<Eo> so I would be okay
<Destructive_Jerk> snunch can i ask u a potentially stupid question
<Eo> cielery?
<Snunch> sure
<Destructive_Jerk> wat bout dis job
<Destructive_Jerk> http://www.riotgames.com/careers/qa-engineer
<Ciele> idk here
<Destructive_Jerk> Experienced and educated: you bring three or more years as a QA engineer and five years in the gaming industry working hands-on in test-driven, agile environments; a Computer Science degree, or similar on-the-job training, scores you extra points
<Destructive_Jerk> is that saying
<Destructive_Jerk> u need both
<Ciele> I'd probably go latios
<Snunch> yeah it is
<Eo> hm
<Ciele> in case of sd
<Destructive_Jerk> dam
<Destructive_Jerk> i didnt know engineers had like
<Destructive_Jerk> so many options
<Eo> dodrio
<Eo> I think latios might be the better option
<dodrio> wat.
<dodrio> ok
<dodrio> go to latios then
<Eo> well ugh
<Eo> idk
<Eo> fuck
<Eo> we might need it for reuniclus
<Eo> ok I'll go to latios
<Eo> does fight gem fpunch
<Snunch> you have jirachi for reun
<Eo> ohko
<Eo> or not
<Eo> fight gem fpunch + mach
<dodrio> idk.
<Eo> k
<Snunch> owned
<Eo> ok
<dodrio> i say go to breloom
<Ciele> lol
<Eo> do you think he thinks
<Eo> we have hp fire
<dodrio> nice job
<dodrio> this is why
<dodrio> we arent listening to you
<dodrio> anymore
<dodrio> seriously
<Eo> ugh
<Eo> it was ciele's fault
<Eo> I say we dmeteor
<Eo> the keldeo switch
<Eo> like a pro
<dodrio> its SD scizor
<Eo> surf?
<dodrio> he wouldnt use wevile
<dodrio> if it wasnt
<Eo> or jirachi
<Eo> or keldeo
<Eo> even
<Ciele> dodrio is probably right
<Eo> or trick
<Eo> ok I'm thinking jirachi
<Eo> or keldeo
<dodrio> ok
<Ciele> jirachi needs to be healthy
<Eo> actually I think keldeo might be better
<Ciele> for reuni
<Eo> in case he just attacks
<Eo> yeah
<Eo> I think he might go to keldeo though
<dodrio> if he chooses an attack itll be acro
<Eo> oh right
<dodrio> but keldeo doesnt matter all too much
<dodrio> so whatever
<Eo> keldeo sweeps him dude
<Eo> rotom?
<Eo> rotom doesn't matter much imo
<Snunch> rotom
<Snunch> washer
<Eo> if he has acrobat then he has superpower
<Ciele> keldeo doesn't ko any of the 4 pkmn does it?
<Eo> right?
<dodrio> no ciele
<dodrio> and yes eo
<Eo> ok
<Eo> I think rotom is the best then
<Eo> if he sds
<dodrio> ok
<Eo> then we just sack it
<Eo> agree?
<dodrio> stfu
<Snunch> i hereby agree
<Eo> omg tell me
<dodrio> just go to rotom
<Eo> ok
<dodrio> we wouldnt be in this problem tho
<dodrio> if u listened to me
<Eo> we're fine.
<Ciele> you could sacrifice garchomp if he sd's
<Eo> yeah
<Ciele> and revenge with jirachi
<dodrio> and apparently its scarf?
<dodrio> is that scarf damage
<Eo> that's scarf
<dodrio> i think it is
<Eo> or sd uturn
<Eo> I'm thinking scarf
<Eo> so he goes to breloom
<Ciele> probably scarf
<Eo> what do we do after breloom?
<dodrio> sac rotom
<dodrio> go to latios
<dodrio> dmeteor
<Eo> why wouldn't we just
<Eo> go to latios
<dodrio> if he goes scizor sac garchomp
<Eo> in the first place
<dodrio> because
<dodrio> i want it healthy for keldeo
<Eo> but if we go to latios after we sac rotom
<Eo> he goes back to scizor
<Eo> and possibly pursuits
<Eo> imo he's bullet seeding here
<dodrio> Draco Meteor: 72.95 - 86.12%
<dodrio> to scarf scizor
<Eo> he can't risk WoW
<dodrio> which 1) doesnt usually carry pursuit
<Eo> yeah it does
<dodrio> and 2) 1
<Eo> it should or else it sucks
<dodrio> eo
<dodrio> what would the point be
<dodrio> of having both
<dodrio> pursuit weavile
<dodrio> and scizor
<Eo> maybe he is sd u-turn
<Eo> I'm 99% sure
<Ciele> what else are you going to run
<Ciele> on scarf scizor
<Eo> he's bullet seeding though
<dodrio> yes hes bullet seeding
<dodrio> but what other option is there
<Eo> wanna sack chomper instead?
<dodrio> no
<Eo> we could go to breloom
<Eo> I guess
<dodrio> then it just sleeps something else
<Eo> yeah what about breloom?
<dodrio> id rather
<Eo> like last time
<dodrio> just sac rotom
<dodrio> go to breloom
<dodrio> sleep something
<Destructive_Jerk> Snunch.
<Eo> hmm
<Destructive_Jerk> can i ask something else.
<Eo> okay
<Snunch> ok
<Eo> so I'm volt switching
<Destructive_Jerk> this is prob the last thing
<Eo> right?
<Destructive_Jerk> ok look at this random job i clicked
<Destructive_Jerk> http://www.riotgames.com/careers/perforcegithub-engineer
<dodrio> ok
<Destructive_Jerk> first it says: Educated: you’ve earned a BS in Computer Science or the real-world equivalent, learning from the best on the job; you continue learning and when faced with a new challenge, apply considerable research skills and diligence to figure it out
<Eo> haven't done anything yet
<Destructive_Jerk> but then if u keep reading it says
<Destructive_Jerk> Player-focused: as an engineer, you have a unique perspective on how engineering wizardry enables virtual wizardry, so you keep a foot in both realms;
<Destructive_Jerk> does this mean you need a degree in both
<Destructive_Jerk> or wat.
<Destructive_Jerk> its confusing idk
<Snunch> a very common job title for a CS person in the real world is software engineer
<Snunch> so the "as an engineer" part refers to that
<Snunch> its a CS job
<Eo> ok
<Destructive_Jerk> ahhhh
<Eo> latios or breloom
<Destructive_Jerk> that explains
<Destructive_Jerk> alot
<Destructive_Jerk> ok thx
<dodrio> breloom
<Eo> wait what if he's lum
<Eo> or do you think he's sash
<dodrio> i have never heard of a lum breloom before
<Eo> I have
<dodrio> if you are that scared
<dodrio> you could use low sweep
<Eo> but he might use low sweep too
<dodrio> make up ur mind.
<Eo> ok I guess breloom
<Eo> spore
<dodrio> ya
<Eo> damn
<dodrio> nice lum berry eo
<Eo> that was scary
<Eo> anyway
<Eo> wanna be based as f*c
<Eo> and bullet seed
<dodrio> ya
<Eo> well nah
<Eo> hm
<Ciele> why bullet seed
<Eo> he might stay in
<Eo> reuniclus
<Ciele> don't you have low sweep
<Eo> yeah we have low sweep
<Eo> his plan might be to
<Eo> go reuniclus
<Ciele> Reuniclus.
<dodrio> go ahead and low sweep then
<Eo> and then scizor
<Eo> but I guess we can double low sweep
<Eo> idk
<dodrio> now mach
<Eo> k
<Eo> now hm
<dodrio> sac garchomp here
<Eo> agree
<Eo> ok
<Eo> keldeo?
<dodrio> do you wanna go to keldeo
<Eo> don't see what else we'd do
<Eo> err
<Eo> we could jirachi u-turn I guess
<Eo> but if he stays in
<Eo> then jirachi takes damage
<dodrio> barely any
<Eo> and we want it as healthy as possible
<Eo> for reun
<Eo> so I like keldeo better
<Eo> yeah
<dodrio> ok
<Eo> well hmm
<Eo> yeah ok
<Eo> actually what if he's
<Eo> sd uturn acro
<dodrio> keldeo means he can only go to keldeo
<Eo> is that a thing?
<dodrio> hydro ohkos 4/0 scizor
<dodrio> at this point
<Eo> are we hydro-ing
<Eo> ?
<Eo> I thought ss
<dodrio> lol.
<dodrio> "are we hydro-ing"
<Eo> idk
<Eo> ok fine
<dodrio> what kind of question is that
<Eo> if it misses
<dodrio> we arent pussies
<Eo> I blame you
<Snunch> eo sucks
<Eo> it would suck nuts
<Eo> if we missed keldeo here
<Eo> wtf
<dodrio> bulky scizor i guess
<Eo> so it's not even scarf
<dodrio> whatever
<Snunch> bulky scizor without leftie
<Snunch> maybe its occa berry :o
<Eo> insect plate
<Eo> I think
<Eo> from the damage
<dodrio> its roost bullet punch uturn sd
<dodrio> + iron plate
<dodrio> or whatever its called
<Eo> can someone run a calc
<Eo> hp bug / hydro
<Eo> on tr reun
<dodrio> its a 2hko
<dodrio> i did
<Eo> what about hp bug
<dodrio> are u dumb
<Eo> yes
<Eo> tell me
<Eo> wutevz
<dodrio> yes its a f*cking 2hko
<Eo> k
<Eo> using hidden power bug.
<Ciele> can jirachi ko it
<Ciele> after hp bug
<Eo> doesn't matter
<dodrio> wait
<dodrio> are u sure
<Eo> well
<dodrio> its trick room.
<Eo> I was thinking
<dodrio> are u sure.
<Eo> hp bug
<Eo> then u-turn
<Eo> then mach
<Eo> if it's cm
<Eo> then after it cms
<Ciele> it will be trick room
<Eo> we sack either breloom/latios
<Eo> and trick/spore
<dodrio> ok
<dodrio> go ahead and hp bug then
<Eo> wait
<Eo> how much does u-turn do
<Eo> from jirachi
<Eo> I guess it doesn't matter
<dodrio> doesnt ko after hp bug
<Eo> well
<dodrio> thats for sure
<Eo> ok
<Eo> what about u-turn + mach
<dodrio> 168 Atk Jirachi U-turn vs. 192 HP / 64 Def Reuniclus: 138-164 (33.74 - 40.09%)
<dodrio> Mach Punch: 15.4 - 18.33%
<Eo> I guess we sweep with latios
<Eo> at the end
<Snunch> so you ko
<Eo> ok
<Eo> staying in
<dodrio> u sure bro.
<Snunch> why not go right to rachi
<Eo> ok
<Eo> just in case he fb crits
<Snunch> afraid of fblast crit
<Eo> but here's the plan
<dodrio> lol
<Eo> 1) sack keldeo
<Eo> 2) jirachi u-turns
<dodrio> afraid of fblast crit
<dodrio> pussy
<Eo> 3) breloom mach punches
<Eo> if not dead, then tr is still up
<Eo> 4) go rachi/u-turn
<Eo> if rachi dies
<Eo> then latios comes in and sweeps
<Eo> if not
<Eo> then reun dies
<Eo> and same thing
<Eo> gg
<Ciele> no eo
<dodrio> does bp + hp ice kill us
<Eo> why
<Eo> ._.
<Ciele> keldeo is going to be scarf
<Eo> oh
<Snunch> go to jirachi
<dodrio> are u that dumb eo
<Eo> hold on I'm thinking
<dodrio> like srs
<dodrio> 252+ SpA Life Orb Reuniclus Focus Blast vs. 104 HP / 88 SpD Jirachi: 166-196 (45.23 - 53.4%) -- 33.59% chance to 2HKO
<dodrio> based
<dodrio> 252+ SpA Life Orb Reuniclus Focus Blast vs. 104 HP / 88 SpD Jirachi: 166-196 (45.23 - 53.4%) -- 89.06% chance to 2HKO after Stealth Rock
<Eo> omg
<Eo> I almost unplugged my ethernet
<Eo> anyway
<dodrio> noob
<Ciele> LoL
<Eo> ok
<Eo> I guess we can just dmeteor spam or something
<Eo> if tr ends
<Eo> well
<Eo> here's what will happen if he crits
<Eo> 1) crit
<Eo> 2) finish off jirachi
<Snunch> go to jiraachciaijiajij
<Ciele> go to jirachi
<Eo> 3) go to keldeo
<Eo> ugh fine
<Ciele> even if he focus blasts
<Ciele> he'll need to hit a 2nd
<Ciele> according to dodrio's calc
<Eo> ok
<Eo> so u-turn
<Eo> I assume.
<dodrio> no eo i think we should use ice punch
<Eo> k using ice punch
<dodrio> lets freeze his team for victory
<Eo> just making sure
<Eo> dumbdrio
<Eo> but look
<Eo> if we stayed in
<Eo> we would've won by now
<Eo> dumbass
<dodrio> i wanted to stay in
<Eo> so this time I was right
<dodrio> but i felt it was a risk
<dodrio> so i didnt say anything
<Eo> my reasoning earlier
<Ciele> shadow ball was such an odd move
<dodrio> to be honest
<Eo> for latios
<dodrio> its probably
<dodrio> hp fire
<Eo> probably
<dodrio> reun
<Eo> loomer
<Snunch> does this not have focus blast or something
<Snunch> probably hp fire lol
<Snunch> or hp fight
<dodrio> no hp fire apparently
<dodrio> wanna just breloom
<dodrio> and mach
<dodrio> eo u wanna stop socializing
<dodrio> and press mach punch
<Eo> I moved
<Eo> you PoS
<dodrio> in my defense
<dodrio> we would have won much sooner
<dodrio> if you didnt listen to ciele
<dodrio> and listened to me
<Ciele> rude
<Ciele> my suggestions have worked
<Eo> so we go to keldeo
<Eo> right
<dodrio> yes
<dodrio> watch eo press hydro pump and miss
<Eo> ododuoudodo
<Snunch> crit
<Snunch> crit
<Snunch> crit
<Snunch> ugh
<Snunch> congrats on the "win"
<dodrio> alright so we win again
<dodrio> what a surprise
<Eo> ok good job team
<Eo> and by team
<Eo> I mean me
<Eo> and ciele
<Ciele> :)
<Snunch> eo was the LVP
<dodrio> 16:03 Eo are we hydro-ing
<dodrio> lol.