Saucy Night's at Frieda's: Bonnie's Chip

[wonderful guy by Tex Beneke plays in the background]

[The sound of footsteps are heard, along with some minor whistling suddenly some distressful crying is heard.]

Bonnie: Ohhhh...where did it go?!


Michael: huh? [Walks in to see whats going on] whats goin on in-whoa. [catches a view of Bonnie's behind]


Bonnie:Where's my chip?! oooohoho. Frieda's going to kill me if i lose another one! [Whines sadly]
Where is it?!


Michael: Uh, excuse me.


Bonnie: [Gets scared] Waaah!!!


Michael: Whoa whoa hey! It's me, its only me.


Bonnie: Ahh! umm...!


Michael: It's me Michael, from earlier remember?


Bonnie: O-Oh, M-M-Michael?


Michael: Of course. What, were you expecting smokey the bear?


Bonnie: Ah! Michael! Oh Michael it's dreadful!


Michael: Whats the matter?!


Bonnie:I lost my chip!


Michael: I think i might of heard that being said down the hall.


Bonnie: Ohhh...If i don't find that chip, Frieda's gonna kill me [gradually gets more upset] I don't want her to be mad at me, i just! I just.[gets more upset & sobs lightly]


Michael: hey there now, don't cry little rabbit. [Tries to console Bonnie] Look dry those tears up now. A lovely gal like you shouldn't be cryin.


Bonnie: [a bit surprised, yet upset still] b-b-bu but my chip...


Michael: hey look, why don't i help you find it?


Bonnie: you...you wanna help me?


Michael: Well, it is my job to look out for you ladies.


Bonnie: Oh my...Oh Gosh Mikey, thank you! Thank you so much!


Michael: Hey it's no big deal, [sounding more encouraging] people lose things all the time.


Bonnie: E-Even important things?


Michael: Oh those too! Why i remember losing my fair share of baseball cards, marbles, toys. Heh, one time i even got myself lost at a marketplace once.


Bonnie: [concerned]  w-weren't you scared?


Michael: Oh sure i was. I was a bit scared that i would never get home. But i was even more scared of what my mother would do to me if she found me. *laughs a little more*


Bonnie: [slightly confused]oh dear, t-that's funny to you?


Michael: In retrospect yeah. Listen, ya can't always stress out when you lose or misplace stuff. It'll happen.


Bonnie: But its important stuff!


Michael: All sorts of stuff gets misplaced, even important things. The best thing somone can do, is calm down & retrace their steps. Now why don't we try that Bonnie.


Bonnie: Well, Uh...ok. when you put it that way. [Takes a moment to think]. I was getting ready to perform with Chica earlier, so i came in here to temporarily put my chip down. After the performance though, me & chica came back here for an after show drink and...


Michael: [curiously] And then what?


Bonnie: Well...ummm [Starts to sound more nervous & embarrassed] uh, you see. After a show stopping number, we kind of get a bit wound up & tense. So after a few fountain beverages, Me & Chica sort of started...relaxing each other.


Michael: [Slightly confused] uh huh.


Bonnie:...in a very lewd way of speaking.


Michael: Oh...Oh, Oh! [surprised & flustered] Oh gosh uh! ah gee whiz i'm sorry i didn't know!


Bonnie: I-i-i'm sorry, i'm so sorry!


Michael: n-n-no nononono It's alright, i had no idea. i don't mind what two people do in the privacy of their own convenience. Trust me doll, i don't judge.


Bonnie: [sounding shy] I-if you s-s-say so. [Whines lightly]


Michael: Well uh, what about afterwords? Do you remember what happened to the chip?


Bonnie: all i can remember is...


[THE PREVIOUS NIGHT]


Bonnie: Ahhh~!


Chica: mmhmm, is that the spot sugar?


Bonnie: y-y-yes Chica...right there


Chica: [hums erotically] your a wound up little rabbit aren't you~?


Bonnie: d-don't say such lewd things ChicccaaaaaaaaaaNNNNG!” [starts panting gently]


Chica: [lets out a saucy laugh]


Bonnie: chi-chi-chica we should s-stop...


Chica: You know when the ride starts, it never ends sweetie...


Bonnie: B-B-But what if someone comes in-Ahhh!!


Chica: But it's after hours, there is no one here but us honey.


Bonnie: w-what about the n-new night guard Chic-aaaAAAAH~!


Chica: [Giggles in a lewd way] Well, if the guard is up for a peek show, why not give him one?


Bonnie: Ahhh~! Hnngaaah! Chicaaahh! Dooon’t! [A pleasured cry is echoed slightly]


[BACK TO THE ROOM]

Michael:...Wow...


Bonnie: [Makes a shy & embarrassed noises]


Michael: Well...It sounds as though you forgot to put your chip back in. And uh, it could still be in this very room.


Bonnie: [sounding hopeful] You really think so~?


Michael: Why sure, sometimes i forget stuff when i leave home, so it kind of happens. lets have a look now...


[Mike looks under a couch, and mananges to find a small looking chip]


Michael: hey uh, would this be it?


Bonnie: [Gasps] Oh my gosh! its my chip! you found it!


Michael: See? what i tell ya? you just gotta relax and retrace your ste-HHHNNGGG!!!


[Bonnie hugs mike tightly]


Bonnie: thankyouthankyouthankyouohmygoshyoudon'tknowhowmuchthismeanstomeohmikeyilneverforgetthis!!


Michael: Bonnie...spine...


Bonnie: [Sweet sounding] Oh Michael~! how can i ever make this up to you?


Michael: by letting me have...oxygen...


Bonnie: [panicked] Ahh! oh gosh, i'm so sorry Mikey!


Michael: [coughs slightly] nah nah, it's quite alright Bonnie. eh heh. You know your pretty soft to the touch.


Bonnie: [nervous sounding] I-I just got a little...over excited, hehe.


Michael: Don't worry about it kid.


Bonnie: It really means a lot to me that you found my chip. I would of been in so much trouble with Frieda-


Michael: [reassuringly] Well you no longer have to worry about that now, do ya?


Bonnie: [A little bit sad sounding] Michael. How can i make this up to you? I-I...


Michael: Hey there, chin up kiddo. [Lifts Bonnie's chin up gently]


Bonnie: Ahh~


Michael: I'm just doing my job. Honest. The only thing you gotta do is keep entertaining all the kids that love you, And be sure that you keep on being the 'rockin rabbit' that you are. how's that?


Bonnie: [completely smitten] I...uh...Okay, i will~!


Michael: That's the spirit. Now i gotta head back to the office, gotta keep checking those feeds ya know?


Bonnie: Ahh! y-yeah right, i wouldn't want you to get in trouble.


Michael: It was definitley good to see you again, and to be able to help you out too.


Bonnie: R-re..really?


Michael: Sure! well i'll be seeing you around Bonnie. [starts walking back down the hall to the office.]


Bonnie:...Michael. [thinks of him in a lewd thought for a moment] Oh Michael~