lost

Foxy tore open the wooden crate.

The dormant robot's eye's opened.

"OH GOD, PLEASE!" shrieked the hapless endoskeleton, nestled inside.

"No cuh-cause foh-for alarm", Foxy answered. "We're just guh-going through the stuh-standard costume policies, may-matey."

The skeleton, which had it's arm suited, continued with it's incessant prattling.

"No, I'm a hu-human! Look at my arm! Cuh-can't you see it's bleeding?!"

The robotic fox decided to humor it's fellow machine and took a look at it's arm.

"Suh-suh-sorry matey. It looks tuh me like the job isn't done."

Foxy picked up a piece of a Freddy chestplate, and applied it, only to hear more agonized cries.

"Wuh-will ya stop be-be-being such a skeevy brat, matey?", the fox said, with a hint of disgust in his voice. Clearly, he couldn't walk the walk. Perhaps he'd have to take up this bot's employment with the boss.

"Nuh-no, no! I'm Fritz Smith, you can look me up! I'm a guard who works here!"

Foxy hesitated, to search his memory banks.

"Sorry lad, Captain Fuh-Fritz hasn't worked here si-since 1987."

"N-no, I hid inside here, wuh-while you guys were looking elsewhere."

"Suh-sorry, you know the rules.  I have an article right here in my day-day-data banks. Fritz di-disappeared hi-his first night, prompting an inv-eh-eh-stigation into the popular children's establishment.
"But I'm he-here."

"Look at yerself, lad. You ain't one of them humans, yer a bot."

The endoskeleton's head dropped down, to look at it's body. It's eyes turned pitch black with the realization.

"N-no... Oh god..."

"Wuh-well laddy, it's time we ended this little gay-game of ours..", Foxy said, as he brought the helmet onto the endoskeleton.
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MISSING PIZZERIA GUARD FINALLY FOUND
By Jacquelyn Shuartz

The body of Fritz Smith, 39-year-old security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, was recovered inside a wooden prize box Monday morning after two hours of searching. He did not punch in on Sunday morning, alerting the manager as to his disappearance. Reportedly, his paycheck's absence was what prompted an investigation into the popular children's establishment by request of his family, who are currently intending on filing a lawsuit.

Medical examiner Joshua Brand noted that the body's lips and skin were paled, denoting asphyxiation. He highlighted the fingernail's wear and breaking to our reporters, indicating a sign of struggle to be freed. However, the box's lid weighed only five pounds, implying a greater weight was resting upon the box. The evidence seems to indicate a....
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FAZBEAR'S PIZZARIA COMES TO AN END
By Juan Maryson

In light of the recent malfunction which led to a previous guard's brain injury and the death of his successor,  Fazbear Entertainment has announced that they are closing doors, and selling off all current brand-related assets in favor of another revamp for marketing.  Jack Koff, senior editor of...