Original - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvwDohEEQ1E
Instrumental - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VagkCmf7GE0 (only one without goddamn backing vocals)


WOOO!

In the darkest depths of dreamin
When you wake up with a start
And then you see a man
Your nightmare just began
You feel the racin in your heart

You sense that you're in trouble
He's got a rock hard carapace
And with his pincer claws and those cool ray-bans on
You can feel somethin's amiss

And it's Crab, Crab Nicholson
In your bedroom with no mittens on
Menacing as he is strong
Your choices better not be wrong

Now Crabjack he was silent
While you shake yo'self awake
But then he starts to click his big 'ol claws
uh which exit will you take

You see the bathroom to your right and
You see the kitchen to your front
You better make it quick, when those big claws click
Cause Crab Jack is on the hunt

And it's Crab, Crab Nicholson
In your bedroom with no mittens on
Menacing as he is strong
Your choices better not be wrong

Now your thinkin - what I can I do
You look around in vain
To your side is a night stand
With somethin on it
And you try to rack your brain

Well you make your movements subtle
And you close your eyes and pray
But Crab Nicholson found your waitin aggravatin
And his claws whisked you away

And it's Crab, Crab Nicholson
In your bedroom with no mittens on
Menacing as he is strong
Your choices better not be wrong

Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

Well you wake up in his awesome lair
On the couch next to this giant prawn
Crabjack just needed someone else
To get his party on

And it's Crab, Crab Nicholson
In your bedroom with no mittens on
Menacing as he is strong
Your choices better not be wrong

And it's Crab, Crab Nicholson
In your bedroom with no mittens on
Menacing as he is strong
Your choices better not be wrong

Yeah he's menacing as he is strong
Your choices better not be wrong.