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- >Rarity nodded. "Well, would you still like to go to the spa?"
- >The table landed, on your foot.
- >Fluttershy smiled "Of course!"
- >They closed the door behind them, and began the trek to the spa.
- >You forgot how much walking happens in real life.
- >You didn't, however, forget how boring people are. Rarity and Fluttershy just small talk
- >"So I said, why don't I make dresses for the whole band, and they said yes!"
- "Laaaame."
- >Shit.
- >You said that out loud. Rarity and Fluttershy both stop, wide eyed.
- >"Anon!" Fluttershy says in the most commanding tone she can muster. "That was rude!"
- >Rarity breathed out. "Oh, I nearly forgot myself he was there."
- >You could tell she was offended, but trying to be polite
- >Almost sounded like she was disappointed to find out you existed.
- >Reasonable.
- "Sorry, I should have a better attitude about this. Getting covered in sweaty mud is no joke"
- >Well at least you tried to sound genuine when you said that. It didn't work, but you tried.
- >Rarity huffed and raised her nose ever so slightly. "Well, I'll try to be considerate."
- >What a faggot
- >Consideration isn't even in your vocabulary.
- >Actually, you just realized it is, you just never considered it before
- >The only thing preventing you from wanting to go home is your home is technically Twilight's castle
- >But hey, at least you'll be pampered like the royalty you deserve to be
- >You say as you are carted in to a sweatemporium via Fluttershy's legs. In a robe, no less.
- 'Why the fuck do ponies wear robes to these things?'
- >'They're very comfy!' Fluttershy responds. Ehhh. You've felt softer things
- >You neglect to mention most of those things were Fluttershy and her insipid animals
- >On the bright side, she's become a lot calmer about you cursing
- >Like, unsettlingly calm. Like she's used to having tourrets in her head. Maybe that's how she copes
- >Anyhow, they take their places and steam rises from the center. It's hot. What did you expect?
- >You stare in to the hot stones. For the first minute, the heat is quite tolerable
- >It quickly got terrible
- "Only the dead can know peace from thi--"
- >Shit.
- >"Is everything alright, Darling?" Rarity puts her hoof on your shoulder.
- >Fluttershy tore your eyes from the dastardly heat, and made eyecontact with Rarity. "Of course!"
- >You should use the word dastardly more often.
- >You always wanted to grow up and be someone to whom the only adjective that applies is "Dastardly"
- >Before you know it, you're in a conversation. Or at least your mouth is, your mind is elsewhere
- >Mostly just thinking up adjectives to describe yourself like a old cartoon villain
- >But the adjective that most applies to you is hot.
- >In both ways.
- >You unconsciously raise both your eyebrows twice, and gain a weird look from marshmellow horse
- >It's gonna be a long sauna session.
- >At least a million years later, enough is enough, and Fluttershy speaks up on your behalf.
- >"Um, I get the feeling Anon doesn't want to stay in here anymore."
- >Rarity gives a uncomfortable smile. She's on edge from this. That makes you genuinely smile.
- >"Well, of course we can move on." She turns to Aloe. "May we have the facial, then?"
- >Let's be honest. This is the only reason you came here.
- >To avoid Fluttershy's embarassment around simi-strangers, you wait until the Aloe leaves to prepare
- "HAHAHAHA"
- >Rarity and Fluttershy both jump, though the latter just looks like an extra jolt of laughter
- >"F-Fluttershy! What's gotten in to you?!"
- >This gives you an extra bout of chuckles
- "Well, a ghost, and if the facial is anything to go by, probably more in a few minutes."
- >Fluttershy blushes a deep crimson and quickly takes control, covering her face in the robe
- >Rarity looks somewhat protective now, so you release your cackling and mellow in the afterglow
- >"R-R-Rarity! I'm sorry!" Fluttershy quickly apologizes, the embarassment practically oozing out
- 'Don't be ashamed, Flutters, it's a perfectly natural desire!'
- >"How deplorable! Anon, that is just about the rudest thing you could do to a lady!"
- "I know, I know. But come on. You can't tell me you never wanted to make that joke."
- >She obviously never wanted to make that joke. You think.
- "Alright, I apologize. I won't have another outburst while we're here."
- >"I should think not! Or anywhere, for that matter."
- >You turn your attention to Fluttershy's mind, and you're awestruck.
- >'That was a pretty good one' She thinks to herself, obviously not wanting you to hear
- >You could fall in love with this horse. And with her luck, you will
- >Haha...hah...Jokes. Yeah, that was a joke.
- >You think.
- >You've often imagined ponies getting facials
- >Not like this. Anything but this.
- >You're no stranger to having muddy gunk all over your face, but it still tickles
- >At least Fluttershy has the sense to only get it over her cheeks. Rarity, on the other hand
- >Fucking slathered in the stuff. Then again, pretty much the same as when you imagined other facials
- >Heyoooo
- >Aloe puts the finishing touch on Rarity, and puts cucumbers over her eyes, and does the same to you
- >Time to active your inner ninja, and sense the world through that which can not see
- >You tune to Fluttershy's sense of sound, and immedietly skitter away like a roach from Rarity's voice
- >Though in moments there's a pause in the conversation, and you enjoy the soothing sounds of running water
- >Through your sense of touch, you enjoy the lack of suffocating heat. The robe is nice too
- >You run one of Flutters' hooves up her arm and enjoy the smoothness
- >It only now dawns on you the strange feeling of closeness. You can feel each breath she takes
- >And in return, she could feel every small fidget you made
- >It's actually...really nice.
- >And you can feel Flutters' feels the same. Her body relaxes, and the conversation dies for a few moments
- >Aloe walks in, and takes the cucumbers off your eyes. "Alright, the massage is ready!"
- >Pleasebeagirlpleasebeagirlpleasebeagirl
- >You're lead to a massage table, and thankfully Lotus comes over
- >You look over to Rarity's end of the deal. You really can't tell if it's a stallion or mare massaging her
- >You've never been massaged before. You hope you aren't ticklish
- >Lotus presses a hoof on to your back. "I'll be starting now, okay?"
- >FUCK, you are
- >Flutterjesus take the wheel, you're out
- >You aren't out. God damnit Twilight.
- >It's torturous, agonizing, and more than one giggle slips out
- >Fluttershy tries desperately to keep control, and stay loose, but if there's one strength you've proven? It's fidgeting.
- >"You are usually much less tense, Fluttershy!" Lotus chides. "Tough day?"
- >Fluttershy catches a smidge of facial cream before it falls "You could say that. It's been a big day."
- >For you.
- >Was getting Fluttershy massaged a part of your plan?
- >No, but you'll try and let it slide anyways.
- >Eventually, Lotus puts more force in to it, and you're stuck to the cushy table, unable to move
- >It continues for several minutes after that, before you are finally, mercifully done
- >You mentally collapse, and black out until it is time for the final bath
- >You wake up with cool water splashing on your face, and pulling your hair back
- >'Anon? Are you up?' Fluttershy asks, worried
- 'It'll be hard to get anything up as a mare, HOO!'
- >Fluttershy sighed happily. 'Good, I was worried about you!'
- >She's comfortable with your bullshit. This must not stand.
- >Before you can subject her to your wrath, Rarity cuts you off
- >"It's so nice to get revitalized after all that dusty castle work."
- >The castle is pretty fucking dusty. You liked it that way. More authentic for your haunting.
- >Rarity was totally ragging on your style, man. This must not stand.
- "...Y-...You too..."
- >You had nothing.
- >Massage/bath combos totally take your mojo away, it seems.
- >Before you knew it, the bath was almost over. You internally whined
- >Rarity stepped out. "Well, I don't want to get pruny, so I'll be making my exit."
- >She smiled. "Thanks for taking the time for us, as always."
- >Fluttershy gave a bigger grin. "It was quite fun!"
- >Rarity gave a slight bow of her head, and Fluttershy giggled, adding "I think Anon enjoyed it too."
- >Marshmellow blinked and titled her head, before nodding. "Well, I'm glad he didn't have a terrible time."
- >You thought about cutting in, but figured there was no point. You did feel pretty well rested.
- >Fluttershy started to get out, but considered for a moment, and got back in.
- >'We still have a few minutes in here.'
- >For once, you didn't have much to say. You relaxed and dipped your face into the water again
- >You blew bubbles with your nose
- >Man. It's been forever since you did that. Since you were a little kid, at least.
- >Flutters raised her head out of the water and giggled.
- >'I was really scared when I first met you.' She looked to the ceiling.
- >'It's kind of nice though. You're not as bad as you let on.'
- 'Eat shit you physical manifestation of insulin dysfunction'
- >You felt very warm inside, dispite the cool water. A moment passed.
- 'You aren't as prudish as you let on, either.'
- >She placed her hoof on your cheek, as weird as it must have looked to an outsider.
- >'I still don't like all the swearing. But we can work on it.'
- >Work on muh dick, biatch.
- >
- 'Alright, I'll try not to cuss. As much.'
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