nine elevenshy

>You are playing with your legos and erector sets, building entire cities.
>It's real early in the morning when you finally finish the twin towers, occupying them with little lego people.
>Suddenly Fluttershy crashes through the window, slamming face first into the tower, and it inexplicably crumbles and burts into flame.
"What the fuck, Fluttershy!?"
>"Oh, sorry, is disastrous crashes not your fetish?"
"NO!"
>You fling her out the door and get back to your little city when she comes crashing through your window again, decimating your second tower precisely at 9:11 AM.
>"Is horrific tragedy your fetish?"
"No, Fluttershy, what the fuck!?"
>"How about repeat offenders?"
>You get her hauled off to jail for breaking an entering for the third time this week.
Fucking Fluttershy