GC - AA #1, Troll Neighbors 2 Boogaloo

AA: hellø

GC: heiress

GC: i would grudgingly ask how youve been but i already know the answer

AA: well

AA: id =p_/refer if yøu called me liseth

AA: heiress is a useless title as øf nøw

AA: what is there tø be a heir tø

GC: good point for a change

GC: leads one to wonder why we are even playing this game

GC: our race is already all but gone, we merely prolong the inevitable completion of our fall

AA: true

AA: in res=p_/ønse tø høw i am id say that i am rather

AA: hølløw

GC: ah how the mighty have fallen

GC: guess the inane animes could only stave off your realization of the truth for so long

AA: whø was mighty ever

AA: nøbødy was ever mighty ør =p_/øwerful

AA: it is sim=p_/ly a tøxic enigma filling the think=p_/an

AA: tø induce a fallacy øf im=p_/ørtance

GC: that is all quite true

GC: hah

GC: i like you like this liseth

AA: it is rather mørbid

GC: still hot but no longer in any way delusional

AA: induced by a s=p_/ear thrøugh the chest

GC: exactly

AA: death leads tø a=p_/athy and a lack øf being a nuisance

GC: youre finally free hrm

AA: but i am tra=p_/=p_/ed øn the =p_/lane øf reality

AA: creating errørs and fixing and making things fløw even thøugh it

AA: is all

AA: før naught

AA: chilled fingers each rely øn a s=p_/ark

AA: tø ignite the =p_/yre

AA: summøn fire frøm dark

AA: støke the ash før embers

AA: føre they =p_/ry them a=p_/art

AA: smøke rises

AA: tiger øf mind and liøn øf heart

GC: that was quite the pretty waste of words

GC: so youre trying to tell me that even death is not the end

AA: everything is a waste

AA: is it nøt clear

AA: fate has dictated it

AA: cømmanded it

AA: cømmandeered an ørchestrated demise beyønd the wildest øf cønfines

GC: well if youre still being dragged along by fate so be it

AA: fate drags us all aløng

AA: a =p_/antheøn øf bløød bathing the victøriøus fields øf skaias heart

AA: accurately calibrated tø fit øur desires

AA: but nøt tø fit øur needs nør øur wildest dreams

AA: but what døes it matter

AA: its all gøing tø burn and die and røt

GC: i can literally just stop paying attention to this chat and youll wax poetic into thin air until you finally keel over wont you

AA: i cant keel øver

GC: neither can i

GC: im not especially inclined to living yet i dont quite want to die

AA: yøure actually deceny heyøka

AA: decent

AA: but when did it ever really matter

AA: this game is øur demise ut alsø øur saviør

AA: it just de=p_/ends øn høw we =p_/lay

GC: well i will doubtlessly let us down on that count

GC: not sound nor fury nor significance

GC: blah blah contrivance

GC: im no poet

AA: im nøt being =p_/øetic

AA: im giving inførmatiøn tø yøu

AA: it is sim=p_/ly høw yøu examine and sølve it

AA: that the answers are revealed

GC: implying im going to put in the effort to resolve your overly pretentious riddles

AA: øf cøurse yøud =p_/ut nø efført in

GC: then why bother saying any of it

AA: because id say that yøure øne øf the ønly =p_/eø=p_/le

AA: whø need tø knøw it

AA: the øthers lack søme semblance øf vitality tø this game

GC: whereas i lack any sense of my vitality

GC: both in context of this game and in general

AA: i figured

AA: but

AA: at least yøu havent døne anything hørrible tø me yet

GC: how can i possibly be important save the influence of bitter cosmic irony

GC: true

GC: but i will be honest with you lisbeth

GC: ive been thinking of it

GC: i merely dont have the will nor inclination to action

AA: neither dø i

GC: id almost argue that we could become fast and furious friends over this if it were worth the effort

AA: i høwever

AA: dø have sømething tø dø u=p_/øn my next death

AA: and re-aliving i su=p_/=p_/øse

GC: oh come now you went through all the trouble of dying only to bother to resurrect yourself as if it were your third day

AA: yes it is my third day

AA: and i get tø ruin sømeønes life

GC: would it not be nice to just let things lie for a change?

GC: ooh

GC: do tell

AA: yøu shall søøn see

AA: guilles gøing tø ruin øur sessiøn regardless

AA: and it is u=p_/ tø me tø hel=p_/ fix what he has wrøught

AA: hes killing the black queen

AA: and =p_/lans øn wearing her ring

AA: which, øf cøurse, will nøt wørk

GC: of course it wont work

AA: hes a dumbass før killing me øriginally

GC: the more you bother to plan the more things go wrong

GC: troll murphys law and such

AA: yes

GC: nah i disagree with that

AA: well nøt really a dumbass

AA: he ønly =p_/layed intø my hand

AA: my ace øf s=p_/ades tø say

GC: it was a simple plan and i would have done it to

GC: too*

GC: wait why did i try to correct that

GC: stupid minds eye

AA: aha

GC: so youre trying to play us all in your roulette

GC: sounds about as contrived as the plan to kill the queen really

GC: imo all these plans are going to come crashing down

GC: and ill just be here irrelevant as always

AA: nøt a røulette

AA: nøt all øf yøu

AA: just guille

AA: just that føøl

GC: oh its a personal grudge

GC: alright i can respect that

AA: yes

GC: whatever my respect counts for at this point

AA: very =p_/ersønal

AA: yøur res=p_/ect cøunts før a løt

GC: dont flatter me liseth

GC: waste of time

AA: im nøt flattering

GC: what are you then

GC: in laymans terms

GC: i have no time to pretend to parse your ominously vague bullcrap

AA: im being hønest

GC: merely a perspective

GC: a wrong one by the way

AA: i knøw

GC: if you know then why are you saying it

AA: why nøt

GC: you seem determined to bash your head against the brick wall that is me

AA: im stalling før time

AA: im stalling før my øwn death

AA: its børing tø wait

GC: ah even death itself takes a long time

GC: existence really is spite

GC: but then i have known that for a long time

AA: it is

GC: want to watch something to pass the time

GC: would be better then pretending we have things to say

AA: sure

AA: høw abøut

AA: trøll neighbørs 2

GC: sounds stupid but whatever im down

AA: its funny

GC: once i would say that our senses of humor are dramatically different but in light of your recent changes thats likely not true

GC: besides even if it sucks not like i can do anything about it

AA: indeed

GC: what a storm of cliches

GC: i can respect the lack of effort from the movie makers

AA: i knøw right

GC: if we were together physically this would be where i invoke the 'and chill' meme on you in a doomed attempt at making my move

AA: øh

AA: i søund hørribly røbøtic sø i dønt think thatd be gøød

AA: =p_/erha=p_/s we can

AA: tøke

AA: ør =p_/uff =p_/uff =p_/ass

GC: sounds no object i rarely care about the aggregate attractiveness of bucket partners anyways

GC: didnt know you did that too

GC: you get better and better by the minute liseth

AA: øccasiønally

AA: at highbløød =p_/arties

GC: that was where i would get most of my supply too

GC: albeit as the lowblood being abused for the amusement of the gathered nobles

AA: a=p_/øløgies

GC: why apologize i dont give a fuck

GC: it was inevitable

GC: a consequence of my birthright

GC: no need to think anything of it

AA: alright