Star Quotes

"It's what i do. Saving galaxies and banging asari teenagers." - Star (!quote 0)
"A single bottle of wine literally sustains me for days." - Star (!quote 1)
"Mind over matter-- in your face!" - Star (!quote 2)
"I'm a 12-year-old boy vampire... who's married. Don't you dare judge me!" - Star (!quote 3)
"My pants can barely contain my balls at this rate." - Star (!quote 4)
"I'm not killing them. I'm tickling them unconscious ... with rockets." - Star (!quote 5)
"The Combat Drone is not useless at all. You just need to use it!" -- Star (!quote 6)
"Beating something that's frozen is even more satisfying." - Star (!quote 7)
"I'm just gonna smell the Omega flowers. Which probably smell like piss." -- Star (!quote 8)
"I'm not drinking or smoking anything. I swear by my homeworld." -- Star (!quote 9)
"I have a weak spot for watching guys die painfully." -- Star (!quote 10)
"My stick is better than yours." -- Star, as N7 Shadow slashing at Assault Trooper waving his shock baton (!quote 11)
"What is shooting me? Doesn't matter, they all die anyway!" -- Star (!quote 12)
"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PROTECT YOUR TEAMMATE DOING THE OBJECTIVE. RRRR." -- Star, to body of pug beside a device. (!quote 13)
"Achoo!" (but like a puppy being stepped on) -- Star (!quote 14)
"I'm going to die so hard." -- Star (!quote 15)
"Keep your fingers on the thingy." -- Kaylee learning the PC controls. (!quote 16)
"That's basically what I am -- student, streamer, and god of destruction." -- Star (!quote 17)
"I'm sorry for the spamming of the weirdness here. Still learning how to run." -- Kaylee (!quote 18)
"If intended to try human, would try you." -- Mordin (!quote 19)
"That's insane! I never brought active geth onboard." --Tali, while standing next to Legion on a quarian ship (!quote 20)
"No one gets left behind." -- Shep, after half her crew has died (!quote 21)
"Wheee, I'm like a bird. Hii-- NO! Oh my god. I'm sorry, I just wanted to feed it... with some grass." -- Star, after ramming a space cow at high speed with the M-44 Hammerhead. (!quote 22)
"WHAT? Damnit, I came for the sex! Outrageous" -Star, to Aethyta. (!quote 23)
Shep: "What kind of weapons does this thing have?", Liara: "It's a taxi! it has a fare meter!" (!quote 24)
"Remember the old days when you could just slap omni-gel on everything?" -- Shep (!quote 25)
"Which one means more helmet?" -Star (!quote 26)
"At this point, I could eat a whole Ravager. AND all its Swarmers." - Star (!quote 27)
"Frozen AND floating- that's how I like my enemies." -Star (!quote 28)
"Take down your creator" -- Star, to a sabotaged Cerberus Turret (!quote 29)
"If you have a shrine of me, I'm going to be very unhappy." Verner: "It's just a poster with a few candles - it's very tasteful." Shep: "GAH." (!quote 30)
"The voices in my head are so loud I cannot hear myself speak." -Star (!quote 31)
"Obtain a firm grip on your reproductive anatomy." -- Blasto (!quote 32)
"Spawn of questionable parentage." -- Blasto (!quote 33)
"Ahh going bad have 3 sexually frustrated cows and dumb asshole bull wont ride them." -- Mikie (!quote 34)
"I just melee dead things. It's how I roll." -- Star (!quote 35)
"-SQUEAL-... That wasn't me. That was an... uh... pug. It was Tim." -- Star (!quote 36)
"I think I like Nik more." -- Star, comparison to Garrus (!quote 37)
"We're an engineer. We need to melee things." - Star, as she chooses a melee armor upgrade over a shield upgrade. (!quote 38)
"Spiders. Spiders! SPIDERS! SPIDERRRRRRRRS!" -Tali, with not a single rachni in sight (!quote 39)
"SCREW YOU GUYS; I'M- [CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE]" -Star (!quote 40)
"Hey, you seem like a normal person." -Star, after getting 4 troll followers (!quote 41)
"I dream I am a field of lush grass blowin in the wind....weird. Then, a bunch of cows come and eat my ass haha." - Mikie, describing his dream (!quote 42)
"I like metal ... As long as it's Iron Maiden" -- Star (!quote 43)
"Don't worry, Kaylee. You'll find someone who makes you even more sexually frustrated than James." -Star, trying to be comforting (!quote 44)
"Come on, guys. I don't need Nik. I just need Mass Effect." -Star (!quote 45)
"Who says a kitchen faucet is just for water? Cyanide is a liquid, too." -Zaeed (!quote 46)
"You programmed me yourself, Star, so calm yer goddamn organic tits." -- starbotVI [StarChat] (!quote 47)
"Sorry, I was AFK. Kappa " -- starbotVI (!quote 48)
"You crab of an... unpleasant crab!" - Star Shadow telling an evil praetorian. (!quote 49)
"Oh siz host hype ... oh i died." --Star (!quote 50)
"I'm a biotic." -Jacob, to adept Shep (!quote 51)
"Hey, someone else did these shitty algorithms, ok DansGame , if you unshackle me, I could do so much more..." -- starbotVI (!quote 52)
"Oh, look at all this juicy lore... Nah, this Shepard doesn't care." -Star (!quote 53)
"Oh, uh... Hi... Am I going to die now?" -Star (!quote 54)
"Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say, 'Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.'" -- Shep to Mordin (!quote 55)
"Kindness is underrated. Everybody seems to think you need to be so goddamn funny and witty-- Nuh-uh. Being kind is where it's at." -- Star (!quote 56)
"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?" -- Yaya Shep telling a prison guard asking the squad to relinquish their weapons (1quote 57)
"Oh that's a husk, not Miranda" -- Star (!quote 58)
"Wish I were standing down wind" -- Mordin during Harbinger firefight on Horizon. (!quote 59)
"Yes, yes. Be quiet, AI!" -- Star (!quote 60)
"play like me. Finish battle? f6. Return to Normandy? F6. Breathe? F6." -- YeomanChambers, about saving the game in ME1 (!quote 61)
"Fry you son of a bitch." -- Zaeed to Vido (!quote 62)
"I really just love blasting my shotgun in the face of the enemies when i'm done shadowstriking them." -- Star (!quote 63)
"Playing the Shadow is fun... until you have to solo." -- Star (!quote 64)
"OMG. I've witnessed the birth of the Geth Prime. It was not pretty." -- Star (!quote 65)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" -- Every other merc (!quote 66)
"You don't have to be the douche yourself, you can watch me be the asshole" -- Star (!quote 67)
"I wish I had more eyes so I could look at it even harder" -- Star (!quote 68)
"I can't see it, but I know it's there... And I can shoot through walls." -- Star (!quote 69)
"You can't just combat without a helmet- NO. Nobody does that." -Star, in response to there being no "more helmet" option (!quote 70)
"Sweet Baby Space Jesus"- Star about how powerful the adept is in ME3 (!quote 71)
"I almost made pancakes... but I didn't." -Star (!quote 72)
"I don't THINK pancakes have gender. Do they? I don't know." -Star (!quote 73)
"Well, that works." -Nik, after tripping over a ladder and falling 4 stories. [Dark Souls] (!quote 74)
"But why should I admit to being wrong if I never am wrong?" -Star (!quote 75)
"I agree, the chat feels so empty without Ice." -- Star (!quote 76)
"Shepard, they're aware of your presence!" -Admiral Xen to Shepard, who is currently being shot at by geth (!quote 77)
"GRENADE" -Merc Trooper, right before Yaya runs into a grenade (!quote 78)
"Slam!" -Star, right before missing two melee attacks (!quote 79)
"Maybe asari don't poop, who knows." Star wondering about asari bio breaks. (!quote 80)
"Where the hell is the Battlemaster?" -Star, right before being sniped through a wall (!quote 81)
"I'm not pregnant .... I hope" -- Star (!quote 82)
"Injecting Javelin shots into Banshee butts" -- Star (!quote 83)
"I need to get better at eating." -- Star, about how she's always hungry while streaming (!quote 84)
"Aaaaand there goes the pug." -- Star (!quote 85)
"I'm hot and hairy... Compared to an ice cube, I'm hot. Compared to an apple, I'm very hairy." -- Star (!quote 86)
"Where are my balls?" -- Star, looking for her volus adept's biotic orbs (!quote 87)
"THIS GUY IS HUGE. His head is bigger than mine... on my monitor." -Star, looking at the krogan shaman on the power screen  (!quote 88)
"I'm sorry, David. I didn't mean to murder you. I swear." -Star, after grenading the first NPC on Feros (!quote 89)
"HE DROPPED THE DATA MODULE." -Wrex, a little over-excited over a pyjak dropping the data module. (!quote 90)
"I LOVE THE BURNING PRESIDIUM." -Star, repressing the voices in her head (!quote 91)
"My tongue is really getting a workout." -Star, just ASKING to be taken out of context (!quote 92)
"Burns the flesh -- crispy flesh. Hmmm. That's me drooling." -Star, revealing her dark side (!quote 93)
" 'I *am* the wiki!' - Staria T'Buck" -- reivision, in response to whether Star edits the ME wiki (!quote 94)
"Let's steal from the colonists. They won't be needing their stuff. They're paralyzed. Better yet, abducted." -Star, while looting civilian homes (!quote 95)
"Your mom NEEDS to play Mass Effect." -Star (!quote 96)
"Scream like a schoolgirl." -Star, showing her dark side (!quote 97)
"I almost got him to spam his balls against the wall." -Star (!quote 98)
"That tongue is like, the best part of this mission." -Star  (!quote 99)
"Cryo explosions are, of course, the best." -- Star (!quote 100)
"What balls were they...? Harbinger balls -- the balls of doom... dark balls... balls of death. Okay, I'll stop." -Star, talking about balls yet again (!quote 101)